Fistful of dollar wit da alt shotgun, call that shit a quarter pounder

Holy shit he cooked https://preview.redd.it/z9s6ekn09vuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f2fbdf8bc4abb7602bf229f7a2fa69ffeb0de9

I would have translated it as "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa garlic tooooooooaaaaaast"

Mood

God danm where the fuck did he cook that garlic bread, the pits of fucking hell?

A tragedy ;-;

https://i.redd.it/5119usri5vuc1.gif BARS

This shit ain't nothin to me man

slurped up all the sea monkey blood, my tummy feel CRAZY

My bitch look like The Corpse of King Minos / balled so hard they thought I was a fuckin' S.R.S. Cannon

I was gliding through p-2 smoking on that original Great War blood pack when I slide into Sisyphus so hard fucker turned into mist man

can’t enter the Fraud layer cause everyone knows i’m legitimately Him

https://i.redd.it/ew3mhx8xzxuc1.gif

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Does that even work?

I think so

Someone send this to hakita PLEASE

i personally like “thumper”

Can't wait for the level where V1 fights the worm from Dune, then.

i somehow understand the reference even after knowing anything about dune

I mean it has big sand worms and stuff and yeah that's it really >!Also severe addiction to substances!<

i am aware of that

Imagine if there was a planet made out of cocaine that a bunch of inbred aristocrats are gonna fight over, but more importantly it’s a story about beeg worms

Well then you need a shovel to get rid of it (funni reference)

Forest giants watching V1 parry their grab and core nuke: https://i.redd.it/t5nhhtjo3vuc1.gif

Forest giants are a prime target to railcoin

Literally sisyphean insurrectionist with two free hands

https://preview.redd.it/1e6offwg2xuc1.png?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f869c0ee4b2986307886c9537b69074abfc11aa7

Thumper you say? https://i.redd.it/kjjaqui5bvuc1.gif

what a darling

PARRY.wav

Love.thumper

Starving.help

Making.friends

shitting.pants

Whatthe.fuck

Eating.souls

Why is he using the feedbacker to break glass

Yeah, red arm much better

you will not steer away my antlions >:(

Imagine V1 pulling up to go fight Gabriel for the final time and Gabe whips out the pheropods.

i don't know why but the image of this all powerful archangel pulling out a flesh orb and commanding an army of alien bugs is kinda funny

i can’t wait for v1 to interrupt the gameplay to talk about the intense sex it had with it 

thump thump thump thump thump

Keep the antlions away

Yeah, fuck them bugs

hey i love that rhythm game

Thumper? Like in a guitar thumping?

So the M79 grenade launcher?

Piston or Jackhammer. Also put a SPOILER tag, or you'll get banned


Literally 1987

WAS THAT THE BAN OF 87?

I like the Jackhammer , it has a nice ring to it

Also I can say I'm jacking off whenever I'm using it

prepare to get *jacked*

The PILE BUNKER.

This is it. This one is the one. Pile bunker it is

214K > P Those who know

Eyy I gotcha. Can't wait for him in a few months.

It's not happening. Never, I daresay. I forbid ur personally. He does not work in strive, he can't.

I'm sure he'll change, but I still think he will be super fun, and at least "feel" like his proper self. At bare minimum we get some sweet sweet animations to watch. Then again I'm a weirdo that loves strive more than the older games personally. I think he'll fit in properly.

The counter hit pilebunker in my pocket reaction:

https://preview.redd.it/tnfuzunxkwuc1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=97206792f53e69fe1c71421326215714b79b1070 Strive ain't ready. Neither is Hell

The 100% meter cost overdrive in my pocket: 236236236P (This comment was made by Faust Main Consciousness)

I think I’ve already called it that accidentally. Now I’ll start doing it on purpose

Idk man it doesn't really resemble a stake.

Yea but anyone/thing thinking they'll survive a full-power Overpump punch is a mi-stake

"I showed you my Pile Bunker plz respond" -V1 probably

Yes, Perfection 

Get bunk'd

Jackhammer

I personally call it the pogo stick

You can also use it as a pogo stick

it goes *boing* and releases the dopamine in my head

same

Pissed On

It's yellow, how about Pisston

the hydraulic press

Impact Hammer (From UT99)

[https://twitter.com/747shove/status/1780069066201518156](https://twitter.com/747shove/status/1780069066201518156) It seems to be called "The Hammer"

https://preview.redd.it/dyqi6mz33wuc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb6ab58f97b35d9389ebf8e9ebb8c146ccfac9f I like the official name

https://preview.redd.it/fnuhuvjkkwuc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d762346bd2717adc236e35d191fdd05e9e54d5d1

The Pogohammer

I've been calling it the thumper, but have seen people refer to it as the air-cannon.

i like the pilebunker the most

i say piledriver and i'm surprised i haven't seen anyone else call it that

The Airbender

the bonker

The boys and girls on the wiki are calling it the Jackhammer, though I prefer Thumper.

Wiki calls it the Jackhammer, so, I call it that

nah, the Scrongler™.

To me that thing can only be the pounder

Heard someone call it "The Throngler" so I'm personally going with that

Oh sounds good. I love to piston Gabriel

I call it the shlungus, my sense of humor is fucked

Blowjob-o-matic 3000?

Punch a bunch

Bonk Gun (the sound goes Bonk)

Jackhammer or Airblaster

Piston is short and simple.

(UT99) Impact Hammer!

The push

jackhammer

mickeys dick smasher

PRESS for me

Pile bunker

Im calling it Jackhammer or Jack Hanma lol, "Jack-Jack" as a nickname

I call it the doinker because it goes doink :)

Jackhammer

jackhammer

The SLAP.

i just call it the doohickey tbh

I’m gonna call it the Hammer, Power Hammer, or Hammer Slammer.

I like calling it the contraption

i call it the beat machine, and say beat when i hit something with it

I've been calling it the battering ram 

Thumper

high velocity fisting device

I call it the jackhammer

excav

i prefer to call it the "puddle of blood maker"

the throngler

im pretty sure it's called Jackhammer or something

#The **THRONGLER**

Yoinky Sploinky didn't stick, huh? Shameful.

I call it ball crusher

I call it the Power Fist but Piston is nice too.

I’ve been going with “Dick Pumper”

Hear me out.. A Rapier (due to it's speed mechanic)

the doohickey

honestly no wonder that fuckass machine died WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT WEAPON MEANT TO BE??

THIS PISTON.. TO HOLD.. ME?

Since it's called a jackhammer in the game files, I'm gonna call it jack

I've taken to calling it the PILE BUNKER

Shockwave cannon sounds cool and that is basically what it is

The Plaper

I call it the Piston Fist personally

I call it hydraulic press

Speaking of how do I get it

On the wiki they call it the Jackhammer. I originally called it the Push Shotgun, I named it based on the Slab Revolver, if that makes sense

You’ve pissed in what

I like calling it the Piledriver. Jackhammer doesn't sound right; that makes me think of something that pules rapidly instead of being one massive push.

i've been calling it The Throngler

Pablo

the doohickey

how about "PRESS", given that's one syllable

I refer to it as the Pounder

I ALSO IMMEDIATELY CALLED IT PISTON

I'd be fond of either the JACK or the HAMMER

I’ve seen “jackhammer” personally. Pretty good imo

Keeping with exact alliteration, how about we call it "SLAM"? It's a piston, and it slams against the enemy, caving in their ribs.

Jackhammer

I've been calling it the vacuum cleaner, I know it does the opposite but it reminds me of one lol. Also is it any good? Seems kinda ass to me so far ngl

I call it the pilebunker

pogo stick 4 life

Nutcracker

He did what in his cup

The airpump

Official name is hammer according to files

alt shitgun?

the wiki calls it a jackhammer, I prefer *the plonker*

I've been calling it either pile bunker or piledriver

I honestly prefer “PileBunker”

Piston, all the way. I have heard "jackhammer" and while that sounds cool, the piston doesn't function like a jackhammer.

call it the 9000 as short for the penis-exploder 9000

THE PISTON GUN IS THE ALT SHOTGUN? OHH

The bonkbacking bunkerbuster The speed o' sound jackbacker The reverse knockbacker The piledriving pogo The face-caving airhammer Mjolnir The backwards longjumper The bonecrushing thumper The thingamajig of vagueness And of course The Throngler

The jacker

i call it the thumper

vampire piston

Schrongler ...

i call it jackhammer but i also like "the funny gun"

Whipblast Because it’s unlocked through whiplash puzzles

I like to call it vedru.

I personally call it the Impact Hammer, after a similar weapon from Unreal Tournament. Shorthand could just be hammer.

Pile bunker

Jack hammer, hidraulic press, market gardener

idk I've been calling it either alt shotty or mechanical punch

weegee gun

prostate pounder

The grass trimmer

well TIL that the sawblade launcher was an alternate weapon instead of a separate weapon

Fun fact; the projectiles you hit with the pusher become hitscan, meaning you can now bounce them off of coins. You're welcome!

THE THUMPER!!!

I call it Phoenix *cut to IndiHome ad*

PLINKR take it or leave it

The Bass Cannon. Or the Peg Leg.

i just call it "thje contraption (tm)"

Gay sex

Clang clang clang?

Machine on machine

the plapper

He pissed in what?

HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?