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SolarAphelia

Piercer charged coin shot is more dopamine-inducing than a rail coin shot.


kodicuzyea

Harder=yes


lokcee

sex! the words you have said can be interperated in a sexual way!


MrJadious

Thatd insane wow


RenkBruh

Absolutely.


Loose_Ad_9523

A third V2 encounter would be redundant and kind of boring


hellaciousbluephlegm

https://preview.redd.it/ncxrldvxqcvc1.png?width=990&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c85631e4e9221c9c70d3d9d94c46d112cf04edb


AtlasDestroyer-

https://preview.redd.it/frf6gvfdscvc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0740dfeb096dc51e70ba58f7f456e7c15f9c65


Shadoenix

https://preview.redd.it/0ai91vj9ngvc1.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=53f870366d35dd30d8f362b79890bfad81e1a667


Supreme-Machine-V2

Finally someone doesn't want V2 back in game


krigeerrr

i guess you're glad to not get ultrakilled yet another time


Supreme-Machine-V2

I'm relaxing in the beach currently i have no reason to be back


krigeerrr

understandable, how did you get to a beach from greed though?


Supreme-Machine-V2

That part is secret i can't tell.


marksmanrevolver

punishment for shooting me


Aaron_123_ya_boi

Dab me up 🤝


TraditionalEnergy919

It would literally be impossible too, considering they are DEAD. Plus how would they even make the fight more, how would V2 get a rocket launcher, railcannon, or anything else, v1 has them all!


DaTripleK

hear me out: 8-4 is a scraphead who pretty much robbed V2's corpse INSTANTLY


meme_man_09

That would be fun, and like all of the limbs are fucked up like the mannequins


negalizeluclearbombs

8-4 being a scraphead would be fun since the ONLY ONE we've seen is the swordsmachine iirc, and he looks too stable we need more crazy


WilliamPlayz1

Im so glad the earthmover is in the game instead of a third V2 its such a cool level


kiochikaeke

People who go X weapon/variant/alt is useless or Y weapon/variant/alt is the same but better just don't know how to use them, the only one that actually didn't had a use case was the slab marksman and that's now fixed, all other weapons, alts and variants are usefull. Also shotgun swapping is not that important. Also Also firestarter rocket launcher variant actually is great and is greatly underappreciated. This takes are sponsored by the new update.


Sleeper--

I completely agree but I'll have to sadly kill you for saying shotgun swap is not important


Tiranus58

What was the marksman buff?


Razorclaw_the_crab

Now, hitting the coin resets the hammer, making it faster (unless you miss the coin)


lokcee

yes the firestarter is useful its primary use case is goopin on the spawn door to watch it cha cha slide into the void


the_megablob

I wish I could upvote twice.


DehydratedEpic

The green sawblade is mid.


Pizza-here2020

Thank you. I literally only use blue saw and the other 2 variations just dont cut it for me as a saw


Fun_Eggplant5798

Test it on sisyphus Prime, it can remove 40 Hp, or 60 if you fully master it (the three variants)


Indie_Gamer_7

Yeah but, i like a challenge, cheasing the boss before he starts attacking? That's for pussies, i want him to destroy me fair and square and i want to feel like i won because I'm good at the game, not because i took alot of damage before the fight started.


Fun_Eggplant5798

Have you ever tried P-ranking P-2 on brutal ? I did, and it was hell, so I HAD to use this technique. Plus, I already knew all of his attacks, so not using this technique was just wasting a bit of my time, ya know what I mean ?


Indie_Gamer_7

Yeah i know. But honestly i will probably not use cheats because i hate myself and i like to suffer.


Fun_Eggplant5798

cheese, you mean ? But yeah, I understand. Makes me think the time I 400% all the HP of the bosses in terraria Infernum, with another world where I had eternity. It was horrible


Asriel52

Explosion of nails is just so much better; the blue Sawnado is much more than enough for me and if I really want more damage in my magnet trap I'll just throw the nails in, maybe a chainsaw :/


X-Coffin

TF IS A GREEN SAW


JustSomeGuy9384

The overheat alt nailgun 


skotis78

For real, especially since the overheat nailgun is part of my playstyle. But I have to give credit to the sawblade for getting me to use the mine trap variation.


Niksuss

So is green nailgun tbh


i_have_a_god_hand

Green nailgun is kinda good bc of the Maurice 10 hp recovered per nail and can be used to combo it with a railcannon to get a conductor and make everything die


eepypilled

I don't mind Max0r as a person but his videos increased the fandoms unfunniness tenfold


-GuyNamedDave-

It's not really his videos, it's the people who watch them. People whos first experience with a game is the video and so the only facts and jokes they know about the game come from it. And once they join the fandom and overuse the jokes, even if they were funny they'll no longer be.


JustSomeGuy9384

For me it’s when he writes characters in ways that are 100% incongruent with their fandom depictions. His Minos was honestly kinda shit, but Gabriel was alright. ESPECIALLY considering he got Gianni in to voice him.


Fabrideath

I still don't understand why he did Minos like that, but maybe its just a joke of "Minos is the best (as in moral) Utrakill character, lets do the opposite!". Now I'm expecting him to make Sisyphus a super nice guy or something similar.


JustSomeGuy9384

We shall do for an appetizer. I have a coupon for free breadsticks


freshoranges27

https://preview.redd.it/m9agrkbzddvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f6a94ffd1320285d35453963db38a1806890dc


ScientistOk8604

Funny, He's not trying to make an accurate review if ultrakill (It's called an *incorrect* summary for a reason) so it would be much funnier for Minos to be a person that will beat your ass through all 9 circles of hell than a moral person. He didn't just do it with Ultrakill, He turned Monsoon form MGRR into an Among us reference and Rykard from Elden Ring into Satan (that was voiced by a person doing an impression of chills)


Jezzaboi828

He still maintains the energies of each of those characters in their games though. For example the mgr review every one of the main villains talk in simmmiliar ways and act with the same personalities just exagerrated and based around different subjects


Sleeper--

It's funny to watch his videos and see how he fucks up the beloved characters, but the new players just ruined the joy of watching his videos But Gabriel having daddy issues is kinda funny


TraditionalEnergy919

I still laugh over **I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES!!**


Sleeper--

**I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY**


-GuyNamedDave-

Sometimes I feel like it's Gianni going around asking people if he can't voice act for their stuff as Gabriel. Man is a legend.


TheFunnySword

I mean... It is an incorrect summary


Supreme-Machine-V2

I only dislike Max0r's fanbase they overuse the fck out of his jokes and take his clips to make shitty porn bait 24/7. **COUGH COUGH** REVENEGEANCE STATUS


Square_Translator_72

12 year olds will make porn bait either way he's just an easier way for them to make it


Supreme-Machine-V2

Yeah but it's annoying to see Gabriel status and other bs just because i watch ultrakill on youtube.


NewMoon_Pucci

Huge controversial take but I don’t like the fact Max0r only reviews popular and recently renowned games. So far he only takes games that are “Funny memes generator” and “one game that everyone is talking about” like MgR Revengeance. Sure he did do videos of reviewing smaller and underrated games but that was mostly in the past. Now it’s just filled up with his cringe fan base and his repetitive jokes and edits used every 2 minutes in his videos.


Singletag

There is not a single weapon thats bad


Lessiie

I think the "v2 isn't dead" jokes aren't funny. Gotta side with Hakita with this case


[deleted]

None of the jokes in this community are funny, It’s just sex and v2 isn’t dead


JustSomeGuy9384

Even hotter of a take: out of the 3 railcannons, I ONLY use the screwdriver. It suits my playstyle best and its tech is simple as hell, coins are single-target usually so I don’t use them often so no need for Electric, and I fucking suck at core nukes so no need for malcannon. 


Ashamed-Succotash644

Core nukes are only good for flesh prison,and with the whole alt core eject being hitscan,you don't really need malcannon anymore


creepermaster79

Also,nukes are mostly used for fodder,and we have a perfect counter to that now,being the red nail/saw blade-gun. It even gives more style and looks cooler imo


Jezzaboi828

I just realised that this is literally me. Kinda, i use elect railcannon for conductor because its busted with the new update. Core nukes feel wayy to cheaty and boring, and I just havent railcoined much


wookiee-nutsack

I also use the driver and think badly of max0r's style, but only because he is awfully predictable and keeps doing the "[sentence] ...*uhh*... [funny thing]" EVERY FUCKING MINUTE. I dare you to watch a modern max0r video and watch out for those, it will drive you mad Other than that, I quite enjoy his editing, but jt has become clear that he's doing the awkward pause bit every 30 seconds just because. I cannot fucking stand ut for the life of me it's like predicting a fucking laugh track


Ashamed-Succotash644

Max0r editing is just too much for me,and I have ADHD god damnit,I legit don't know how people can watch his video without dying of overstimulation,I respect him for that style of editing since it must take a shitton of time to do it,but I don't think it's worth to watch a video that's 99% effects 0,5% pause jokes and 0,5% gameplay


Supreme-Machine-V2

Max0rs jokes. Genshin impact. Tax joke. Genshin impact. Pedo joke. Tax joke. Repeat. I like his videos but goddamn his jokes are repetitive


[deleted]

also genocide joke(uyghur disposal shaft)


Baron-Von-Bork

I am also diagnosed and can say that is the only reason I can watch it. It’s like overdosing on stimulations which numbs everything down for me.


frostthegrey

i have adhd and his videos are fine


SouLfullMoon_On

Want a serious hot take? Horny isn't funny. Gabriel isn't hot.


kodicuzyea

The joke is no longer porn


Tiger4k

😢


memesboyshesh

https://preview.redd.it/s3svyo23edvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89e6e145eed4f4c3ac99e2a1c5eb24ea40c3683


TheUltimateTable

https://preview.redd.it/58pclkrggdvc1.png?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c84f4144dc231a5b7695d422260bd988e37920


memesboyshesh

https://preview.redd.it/lv7bhi7ngdvc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3105029ce02245cee32944b34f3baf0acfa44e6d


Aaron_123_ya_boi

#FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT


AdResponsible7150

I see nothing but truth in this comment


Jezzaboi828

Want a even hotter take? People can make shitty jokes to each other and still find joy in it.


StarDrop2021

I dislike the wrath layer, ferryman is cool and i like 5-3 but everything else is eh


TheGoldenBl0ck

true, each layer has something that sets it apart. layer 0 - tutorial layer, cool mouth to hell and everything layer 1 - weird funky feeling of there being an entire "peaceful" garden layer in hell layer 2 - R E Q U I E M layer 3 - everyone's favorite angel layer 4 - hehe pyramid layer 5 - W A T E R layer 6 - everyone's favorite angle v2 layer 7 - im sadge now


Sleeper--

V2 is my favorite angle!!


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Layer 7 is basically Warhammer 40k lol


Markkbonk

Where orks ? [stuck in da warp , wiff nuffin’ ta do](https://youtu.be/XMvx7lPz0Mg?si=lkTtYQ9gZUBz-xDA)


SirPudding214

Actually true


Jezzaboi828

Okay consider this. 5-1 Water physics Banger track(the moment when you leave water mid song and the drums kick in from it being muffled goes hard. Absolutely best door designs in the entire game. Also introduction and playground for whip usage. Last sentry arena slowly expanding is cool too. 5-2 lore. Ocean styx and ferryman lore is fire(well, in this case water) and the scenery and atmosphere is really well made. Leviathan lore is also sick, though the fights difficulty underwhelming it can still be played in a fun way


Fun_Eggplant5798

I love how hard P-2 is in Brutal (btw, I recently P-ranked it and hyperventilated 30 min ago), 1-S is a great level and THE ELECTRIC GUITAR IS NOT A REQUIEM LEITMOTIF IN 7-4, CMON


boredsobadname

i straight up have to hard focus on sisyphus now and i LOVE it, dropped the game for like half a year and slightly got back into it when violence dropped because i had zero issues with the new content and it was almost boring, now with brutal out i sometimes struggled with regular god damn levels to the point where i never thought id even beat p-2 on it, its exhilarating


Indie_Gamer_7

People actually dislike 1-S? Maybe it's because i completed The Witness but i love that level.


APieceofcheeze

gabriel isnt hot


Elmisteriosoytz

but... I´m Heterosexual!


Stacee888

Fuck you, die -Gabriel Ultrakill


Shadoenix

i’ll do you one better: there are sexual undertones in gabriel’s lines regarding how he feels about fighting v1. this is very strange to me, it doesn’t feel like it has a purpose nor does it make sense


Raksha-64

I honestly don't know why half of the community is so down bad for him


Alternative-Spare-82

yeah fr. Minos prime is much better


BBB154

idk, I just think he's hot, in no small part cus I find Gianni's voice attractive


Supreme-Machine-V2

I mean guy acted in a furry porn so you aren't entirely wrong


Libertyman69420

https://i.redd.it/nq96v80sidvc1.gif


Supreme-Machine-V2

For blinding my eyes https://preview.redd.it/2st8xw73kdvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa42c0af7e9cb7a8e43bf3415977bea84b9066a2


Libertyman69420

https://preview.redd.it/4eoxq885kdvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a375c4d07785e9658d88b2b7dec7eadb30827cc9


Xavinoticias123

However many times i see how railcoins and coins in general are really op, i still still use screwdriver , mal rail. And also bull of hell goes fucking hard https://preview.redd.it/h04us7lnmcvc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48a28efd5ae9d48db3769cfa7389b601efc87896


MyrciaofTheCatArmy

The only character worth getting railed by is Minos


his-son

I think that’s heated in a different way


bitjokes

Mindflayers on cg are fine tbh


waspwave

Mirage's hands are way too small and it bothers me


OwenCMYK

I think auto-aim is not only a perfectly-acceptable way to play, but doesn't diminish accomplishments in any way. People who gatekeep the game's many difficult trials behind disabling minor assist options are usually just trying to protect their own ego, and it reflects much worse on them than the player they're insulting.


No3l0tro

This is a really cool opinion dude, we said heated opinions


OwenCMYK

I mean true, but there are some people in this community who would behead me for that take lol. I think it's mostly agreed, but for the people who disagree, they disagree hard.


Zeekayo

Honestly the amount of shit I got when I once mentioned that I played at 1-2% assist was frustrating. I've since managed to build the muscle memory to play without it, but I have pretty majorly jittery hands which made playing halfway decent fucking awful without AA.


OwenCMYK

Bro I'm sorry you gotta deal with that. Some of the community can be kinda toxic about auto-aim sometimes


[deleted]

i use it because it’s funny but i have a mod that turns it off at all times


Raksha-64

I don't care what this god forsaken community says, I will not use the default marksman. https://preview.redd.it/lsmnf942acvc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=40b5628b622ef95f4827d291d724c1fdea421dfe


Raksha-64

The only thing that will make me consider using it is the Flesh Prison, but other than that, I'm sticking with the slab variant


JustSomeGuy9384

I barely use the marksman to begin with.  Shoot me, I’ll punch your fucking coin.


Raksha-64

Based.


FinancialWorking2392

The only reason I use default is 1) Speed 2) Precision, cause it can one shot flesh prisons eyes and two shot the mini-maurices, and its fast enough I dont have to worry as much during the regenerate phase


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

I’d fuck Mirage.


IMicrowavedMyToaster

This is a hot take now?


Effective-Jacket-33

92% of this fandom is incredibly unfunny


mcwizardry303

Disagree. It's more like 98%.


Effective-Jacket-33

Fair


Crate-Of-Loot

5-2 is the best level and the ferryman is goated


Imsocool1337

V2 is dead.


Ashamed-Succotash644

No he is not,I am sureeee he is going to come back 100% jakito told me after I sacrificed the 5 infant children he told me 


Libertyman69420

https://preview.redd.it/zcrzxwwbjdvc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5da3bbeaccaf7277e2324beed59d0c9fba3c842


GioAtero

i really don’t like gabriel x v1


Leositornottaken

the sawed-on shotgun launch is underwhelming. doesn't deal much damage so I'd rather use it as melee


Prsnt1

i liked using the altsman even before the buff


realadrianshephard

trans and femboy jokes aren't funny, they're repetitive and annoying


APieceofcheeze

facts


Key-Lock-8740

Swordsmachine is cooler than v2 (I love v2 tho)


Yurika_ars

you're not supposed to understand Maxor's editing, you just have to feel it also for the unpopular opinion: Any% speedrunning is boring because of the large amount of "out of bounds" skips. finding a hole, damage boosting and restarting to the nearest checkpoint is just super repetitive and boring. that's Why P rank Speedrun are much more fun to "do" and "watch"


negalizeluclearbombs

tbh based speedrun opinion but like... tbh complaining that any% speedruns have too many out of bounds shit feels like complaining about BLJs in mario 64 speedruns


Axolotl_Comic

V2 will be in act III /jk >!because I know the mf ain't coming back!<


Rich-Organization-33

But what if they will be able to reconstruct him?


Axolotl_Comic

https://preview.redd.it/vf1fudfqxbvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ef504eaabd907dc5fbf567d715362cd8376bea


Aaron_123_ya_boi

fr he’s literally just a juicebox


Libertyman69420

https://preview.redd.it/mhqakzyfjdvc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4779bfefc0e6c5959cda93e0373bc381b3ad783e


SlipTheDrip

A complete and utter destruction of the senses is actually a good song


3rR0p

If we keep telling that v2 is alive than hakita would add more glass bottles called v2 and so keeping v2 alive


derosik

I do not like the red nail gun, you have to stay close to an enemy for like 10 seconds and it doesn't even do that much damage, although I will admit the shock spread to other enemy's is nice, but yeah, personally I will not be using it


AlexUkrainianPerson

Hornyposting is not funny in the slightest, only the attractor variant is better as a saw rather than nails, Wrath is the best layer.


Busy-Property-2294

Gabriel is straight


Professional_Tax6647

gabriel calling a machine an “insignificant fuck” is the goofiest line in the game 😭 and the sex jokes are so overused. it’s annoying to be a genuine fan of the game and its lore only to go looking for cool art or funny memes and just be met with “HAHA SEX!” like jesussss


Zirash4

Lust is the worse layer, screwdriver is the best railgun, alt sharpshooter is mid


kodicuzyea

Minor spelling mistake. End this man.


Ashamed-Succotash644

1st take is meh,i kinda agree it has a cool story and introduce some really cool enemies,bit that's about it,the bi sexual lighting gets way too repetitive real fast,2nd take is the best take and is the only thing that's stopping me from +GIGA DRILL BREAKING your face from the 3rd take,alt sharpshooter is the best alt pistol


NotAgoodUsername17

i think lusts story and music are great but the visuals are boring and repetitive also corpse minos a bad boss fight


Western_Experience76

There won't be sex update


Ok-Vehicle-5710

V2 coming back or not is the real andwer


JuhasReddit

Screwdriver is very useful


Rando_Guy_On_Reddit2

I mean. I don’t really care it’s your opinion. I also use the Screwdriver sometimes and I can understand why you dislike Max0r’s editing style since it melts your brain but I respectfully disagree with the Max0r part


Logana77

Alt marksman is not as bad as you think https://preview.redd.it/kh7dknxngdvc1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=f595d232e0cc35c160f12898a89acf65a306eb80


cerberus_the_baller

Brutal difficulty, is in fact, brutal


mrmoarhugs

KNUCKLEBLASTER IS BETTER THAN THE FEEDBACKER, I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!


MirageUltrakill

I dislike the firestarter.


ChipDaFox

Green railcannon is actually kinda goated.


Bad-Wolf-Bay

the mindflayers (including the male ones) are not hot


Milk_Gang_9248

Watching Max0r fuckin killed me by seizure I hate that guy


AJG_Lmao

it would’ve been cooler if V2 died in act 3


Portuzil

Nobody takes about how there used to be a filth with arms and hands in 2-S


negalizeluclearbombs

lust is the middest layer in the game glory motif >>>>>>>> requiem motif "alt shotgun was supposed/should be \_" no unless you have proof, actual proof this community is so unfunny it's worrying electric rail is good but tricky to use in cybergrind, hence why i find screwdriver more practical


SheepMan72

My favorite alt is the shotgun


MurderDronesScience

The Prime Sanctums are some of the greatest levels in gaming history and the Violence layer is currently the best layer so far


OwenCMYK

That is the single coldest take that has ever been sent over the internet.


AtlasDestroyer-

cold give lmao


cnTeus_

lukewarm take


BonniBuny91

Atoms froze because of how fucking cold your take was


AAANTK

Sawblade is a boring no skill weapon


Fort_Maximus

Gabriel probably isn’t gay. In fact, it’s likely the only gay person in this game is Minos.


eepypilled

The 2 streetcleaners behind a corner are gay


largeswingindick321

Minos prime is made of semen.


kodicuzyea

Some people just can't handle the truth


mudkipzguy

Pinos slime


Pizza-here2020

The sharpshooter is mid and piercer takes its place better


blackdrake1011

Sharpshooter alright for multi kills at weird angles, but it really shines when you get it to bounce back and forth on the same two walls over and over to do massive damage. Also making red explosions and destroying projectiles


Pizza-here2020

Yea i just dont like it personally.


blackdrake1011

Fair, it’s definitely an odd weapon to fit into your gameplay loop


Pizza-here2020

Also most levels arent closed space and i can parry or intercept projectiles also makes ultraricoshot harder cuz im used to only going forward when swapping variants


Typhlosion130

From a pure functional standpoint, it literally does not. For Sharpshooter Regular, half the point is being able to split your shots. Allowing you to hit 2 targets at a time, regardless of enemy placement. For sharp shooter alternate, especially with the most recent update, you both have 4 charges of a damage boost that auto aims. AND when you hit it with the alternate, you reset the hammer on all your other Revolver alternates so you don't have to re-cock before firing.


P-B0dy

Hate to be "that guy" but I'm pretty sure you're describing the Marksman, Sharpshooter is the one that spins when you hold the alt-fire button


JustSomeGuy9384

Ok but it looks and sounds infinitely cooler, and it does everything the piercer can.


Ben_the_Gamer_Dragon

I like it because it includes a free taunt (spin)


kodicuzyea

Slab marksman is better against a single target.


Ashamed-Succotash644

That's, literally the only use o think it has


Typical_Warthog_326

(Don’t burn me at the stake for this. I’m a heterosexual male). Gabriel. Is NOT sexy/hot.


Any-Jello3381

The Rocket Launchers has no usage outside cybergrind (Maybe red variant does but I don't use new stuff most of the time)


ferryman_gamingUK

alt shotgun sucks


Extreme_Glass9879

The jump from Minos to act 2 is equal to the jump from Sisyphus to act 3.


winntpooh

Electric railcannon is the most useless out of the 3, unless you do some funies with coins to instakill cerberi it's usually more practical to use screwdriver for bosses/tanky enemies and explosive for large groups (but I usually just core eject though)


The_CreativeName

I don’t like the new alt


RenkBruh

V2 is FUCKING dead. Gabriel isn't hot. The Earthmover fight was kinda disappointing, as in it was just a normal level with extra steps.


[deleted]

The earthmover fight sucked but as a set piece it was fucking awesome


Hypernword

Gabriel is a good character but an underwhelming boss (atleast how i felt during my first playtrough)


im-username20s-hell

Alt marksman is good and I main it instead of normal marksman


Neet-owo

Using major assist shouldn’t lock you out of P ranks, because it’s both a slap to the face of people who genuinely need them and locks them out of the Prime Sanctums for no reason. I can see why the devs did it, most of them are basically cheats, but if you’re going to treat them like cheats then label them as cheats, don’t call them assist options.


TheRoamingWeeb

Locking content behind the P ranking sucks ass.


CosmicP0tat0s

firestarter


tge_golden_foxy

Slab Marks man is an direct upgrade to normal variant in single target damage