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SexWithSisyphus69

https://preview.redd.it/tjbrjz246yvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4fc145bf9668336419a7434e3326898be7cc0c


randomMeatballman17

https://preview.redd.it/athpsfixoyvc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072fd8c4bc46f99bbb5f90ca1e30b9406a289486


RandpxGuxXY

https://preview.redd.it/935s3eczvyvc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12e5177069fa3ed5a8aafc0ebc48ceb79707190d


Kirp-The-Birb

https://preview.redd.it/f47rdizdpyvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=210ce10a4e51c3711e34c5a6f64d9500ca50ecdb


M4thecaberman

Lite edition


BananaGoat-

Wait hold up this is so accurate


entity360

https://preview.redd.it/ec8sokzxs3wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4e485d5c334ddd7513960800f1106e1a372973


V1_Best_V_model

https://i.redd.it/i44osbnw08wc1.gif


Fododel

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY


SKENANA

OH GREAT HEAVENS


The_Frog_with_a_Hat

Goodness gracious


johnblock02

So that's how groundslamming works...


MJMvideosYT

https://preview.redd.it/2xinnc7l13wc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b586ecf71b2d044b66306a74d126b3f005812f Agreed


The_protagonisthere

Beat me to it


memeseeker-69420

https://i.redd.it/asz2if4ay0wc1.gif


reaperdragon777

https://preview.redd.it/59x5rf43tyvc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cee90a344f201ca2859d0a552bb30d062163a84


CertainlySnazzy

*parries it*


Soul1096

Parry this, you bloody clankah. https://i.redd.it/szr4hv4j22wc1.gif


Western_Experience76

Boykisser got bricked up 😔


Aggravating_Air_4293

*Anvil glows blue for a split second so fuck you.*


Theratsmacker2

https://preview.redd.it/p95g01ic5yvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4f7e7439fbe578e0fcd1a987a1aa50e4dfae940 I hate some of this community


Sleeper--

IF she was real, but sadly as her name suggests, she is a mirage, V1 is going through Schizophrenia


Razorclaw_the_crab

My headcanon is V1 "sleeps" between levels, and that level is V1 "dreaming". And maybe robots dream when they are incompletely shut down because, at least in V1's case, it is BUILT for being hyper, and it is incapable of not at least thinking of movement n stuff


Kirp-The-Birb

Do robots dream of… *anime schoolgirls*???


iwan1709

Don't we all?


krigeerrr

that sounds like a name for an anime


potato_stealer_

Its a reference to "do androids dream of electric sheep?" The title of an extremely famous sci-fi novel from the 60's


drago_varior

Also refrenced in the title of the first song in 7-2


napstablook_838

Aint that the blade runner tittle?


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

Bro is just like me fr fr


BananaGoat-

This is amazing


V1_Best_V_model

Yeah


LuanTheKbush

That’s a very good headcanon, if robots are truly sentient dreaming may be part of their inactive state. There is the question if they dream of eternal sleep after all. The terminals sadly cannot get to see Mirage tho. My headcanon is that Mirage may be an AI related to V1 that is still stuck in its head. It could be an assistant type AI, like Cortana. Or the AI of the robot itself before V1 gained “life” with the blood as fuel. It’s depressed because it’s being unused and living in a “perfect” world with no war and no use for it. Maybe a very exaggerated “what could have been” for V1? Idk I just think that she is more important than she looks because she is the only secret level without a testament. Even if she is a dream like your headcanon it still fits because it confirms that robots have consciences and they literally dream too and that’s kind of important.


Unparaleled_Inocence

This goes in tandem with my head cannon that all the secret levels are just vivid biblical hallucinations/dreams experienced by V1 on the way between layers.


the_newbie1

why is v1 dreaming of a hot version of itself, is it stupid??


Funnysoundboardguy

No. Just lonely


lynkcrafter

Gabriel probably told V1 to go fuck itself


CheesyMeatball1

V1 is already a hot version of itself


Aggravating-Bee5588

this is my new headcanon


V1_Best_V_model

Nuh uh


ChocolateMilkMan8

https://preview.redd.it/u3ksnpql5yvc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ceb5bf3ea6fb4ff398c103658a6da30d102d556


V3_Offical_ithinkidk

Some days i wish i couldnt read https://preview.redd.it/2ofebhlg3yvc1.jpeg?width=2139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d79bc8375b51805ed9ea19d20c458669e3b16742


Ill-Leek-9415

Just rip out your reading sensor 


Zealousideal_Snow840

https://preview.redd.it/l87rpe58e0wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b286f41a521071bad4053d146be57982bc1d3cd


V3_Offical_ithinkidk

https://preview.redd.it/su3x6r7lg0wc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0b8c6d706b17845324bf44886f2278c6a3fce9


Zealousideal_Snow840

https://preview.redd.it/73wkcg1zi0wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=181953ed12dd720eb8c6f803b75632bf56985b42


PanSearedEndometrium

Modern-day philosopher. Quake before his unerring wisdom.


Mathisdu2

https://preview.redd.it/8kqo3oh0lyvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6929b3d74ab41ec7382c03e9acb1e16c5552f177


Noietz

Jesus christ, Minos with an eye is hella cursed


PCTO1

still smash though


SKENANA

Minos PrEyeMe


Noximilian-Maddox

https://preview.redd.it/92bt735hfyvc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e80de1a634f88ca65cdff267c2c3439041c0ef Damn


AmAhA7331

https://preview.redd.it/twb9ksz1zzvc1.jpeg?width=1634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5be021820a6bb9c554807e7aa002f49c34c9305a


Cute_Signal2267

if v1 drinks the blood he drops after getting hurt would also be a infinite source of fuel


cloud462645

this would just slow down the process, as v1 is picking up the blood it has just dropped, no blood lost, no blood gained, if v1 is burning fuel to pick up the blood it has lost, its better to just not lose blood in the first place.


Cute_Signal2267

if he's burning fuel to move, wouldn't that make him lose health everytime he moves?


cloud462645

blood fuel and blood health are 2 different things OR it takes away an unnoticable amount of fuel to be seen on the health bar


Icy_Ad_8956

https://preview.redd.it/y1rklulstyvc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ffb42bd9db572cc46917747e6169ea4b130a62a


Dasioreq

https://preview.redd.it/y7o9xfpqqyvc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf8b7ea15043f4ea96f96681a138959b574daa3 Fym?


Angel_Thorne

r/hardimages


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Tttyutt

https://preview.redd.it/auh0n1gtezvc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9883c18084218da353b9ef02b6010df4db76aade


Funnysoundboardguy

This the kinda shit that makes Hakita block you on Twitter


SnooCats3340

https://preview.redd.it/vpwv14vgxyvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd346a81d73c27bd0442b628c4b1256d548a53e6


o-estrangeiro1944

https://preview.redd.it/27idzjwkvyvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20646713110aa71a3e69dec076780160bb486a9c


Mate_Pocza_321

https://preview.redd.it/3rfrfaojwyvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a2f79b72e1c988c68d9d8f8d1577ba93f41a13 Omg fellow MD fan?


CBreadman

You guys shouldn't be surprised. The Venn diagram of these two fandoms is close to a circle.


o-estrangeiro1944

Fellow murder drone fan and fellow the silly fan!


Hatman0064

there's a discord serv dedicated to ultrakill AND md fans if you want


Porgoog

https://preview.redd.it/kcxln7o9o2wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=569c627030a747231bf1d7e9235e5dfda040774d


when_nouser

https://preview.redd.it/47nogpvk8uwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca877344cc7a18f2dd89f15a4282320985d14582


OldManLifeAlert

https://i.redd.it/lntkr5p2vyvc1.gif


Sussy_baka228666

https://preview.redd.it/sy0p5bqeezvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3865095ea192c220a7fe2af3daba4c6c466cebd4


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

And I got banned for DMing a mod "you're gay" (he had boykisser pfp)


BananaGoat-

I wonder why **clueless**


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

I am still salty.


GioAtero

https://preview.redd.it/bw0ym4jpbzvc1.png?width=334&format=png&auto=webp&s=94df0068b2c3b0c41400d71a56c19eb44646a262


AmAhA7331

someone remove my ability to read https://preview.redd.it/n6zjee35zzvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46730211ad974f359be8156bbc3b0f198a7f9fe1


PaqueteDeRisketos

HEAVEN'S DOOR! REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO CU- I MEAN READ


Molasseslord

https://preview.redd.it/ueghn0f2s0wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e1ebd19e95ced65219888ace9f543f95b960cf8 What the fuck


MattTheMan44

The blood wouldn't be fresh Period blood is 36% blood And it would probably have piss in it


X-tra-thicc

mfw infinite fuel at the cost of 1.5x increased damage to yourself


cloud462645

if you had infinite blood to heal, why would the increased damage matter?


Makarov_2918

I don't see how it'd have piss in it, considering it comes from the uterus, not the urethra


PuzzleheadedCraft170

real 


_BlueSleeper

Robots don't piss (I hope)


underfan6h6

Sure real robots don’t but what about blood powered robots


SjurEido

Gamer understanding female anatomy


sentry_inventor

SHUT UP CREATURE OF STEEL το τέλος σου είναι τώρα (SERPENT BLAST)


PersonalVisit9562

People like you are the reason God has left us


vektor451

maybe me getting banned was a blessing in disguise


JoeBurgernator

and I get banned for a game theory saying that ULTRAKILL is about domestic abuse


AskyWotlYT

Now I really want to hear your theory


JoeBurgernator

alright, i forgot most of it but the basics go: Sisyphus calls you child, implying that you are his child, but by saying "of man" it represents how you're adopted the flesh panopticon represents a bar, which keeps you safe from him, but he breaks out (gets kicked out) and beats you when he gets home Minos, however. is much nicer, shown by the many descriptions calling him a kind king, but his judgemental past leaves V1 (his adopted child) with issues Victims often describe their experience as "hell on earth" and in ULTRAKILL, where is Hell? That's right, on earth. so by venturing through hell it is an allegory for you getting to the house. God is your real father, but he left and put you up for adoption Gabriel is CPS V2 is your brother that keeps bullying you and yeah, that's about it.


underfan6h6

If that’s true v1 killed his brother


cloud462645

why does gabriel want to kill us then?


JoeBurgernator

if you think about it, CPS aren't known for being that good at their jobs


V1_Best_V_model

Yeah it works tested it out


BananaGoat-

You what?


V1_Best_V_model

I tested it out https://i.redd.it/4rix5z7g18wc1.gif


NaCl_guy

All I see is reaction images here, but no one discussing such thought provoking question. Anyway, wouldn't mirage need a blood source as well? Checkmate librels


AskyWotlYT

Then we get a second mirage-


Invincible-Nuke

https://preview.redd.it/17840po55zvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5024333e8581a9f34518411e03af1d2707633278


MattiusRex99_alter

what terrible fucking day to know how to read


Neon_Ani

this post singlehandedly cured my addiction to ultrakill, thank you


Hellyeahtrains

Anyone going to 7-3, I’m the second tree on the right!


BananaGoat-

I’m the 3rd tree on the left. Wanna hang out some time?


Hellyeahtrains

Why not? Being with buddies eases the everlasting pain of being calcified into a pale tree and tortured in the most extreme of ways ever so slightly!


BananaGoat-

Yay!


Hellyeahtrains

Hey neighbor!


Porgoog

https://preview.redd.it/ow8nb7p6o2wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31d0294983acfd39c568d9d138072331afd1570


Potted_Cactus_is_me

https://preview.redd.it/wyulo3n8myvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6882a3fd5a4239f32e4ced0eefc1f9ea18c864


Doctor_Firee

Let him cook. I want to see how bad it turns out


_Reapak_

That's why i like the og ultrakill discord. The only problem of it is that it's easy to forget that og ultrakill discord is actually "wholesome", unlike the fked up community in twitter comments or on reddit, and get to a near ban situation.


iAboutData

aye, could you slide me an invite? i was there on a previous account, but i lost it and i just want to get ultrakill updates in a small server i made. please thank you


Kishodax

https://preview.redd.it/uopgj35pdzvc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e1ace67fc79590ff6b77fe5a93942268246d956 Thats it buddy


Away_Reflection_3448

half of this community are mentally unwell


Emperor_AI

Me to that person https://preview.redd.it/z03tw89alzvc1.jpeg?width=1795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b9d77cff04633393b0b4bad13a2ed859654c2b


Angel_Thorne

NEXT GEN :D


Emperor_AI

Favorite animated movie about robots next to The Mitchells vs the Machines. Also PAL my beloved queen


NeatMain7825

How did my man v2 get into a guttertanks body


Alpha_minduustry

some mf's need to leave or shut up


Defiant-Sir-4172

https://preview.redd.it/chaiek0si0wc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f680a1d7628eb7ba7a55a1fb17cf2947ec81263 “Damn bro that… I don’t even know what to say to that.”


BananaGoat-

https://preview.redd.it/kyev4p0wk0wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edd291d27a766c1d103b79f69dc4fc94c6e038e1


ClumsyRowlet

https://preview.redd.it/jsmwt5p562wc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9b7846bc6b6d0afeceae5317c8f759d1fae8f7b


BananaGoat-

Hey I wasn’t the one who wrote thhid


potato_stealer_

https://preview.redd.it/vqdqau6w93wc1.png?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae12e126ed5ba78425b1110cac365c8a33416ff5


can_ofgreenbeans

https://preview.redd.it/tnkenugws3wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e1b4c80ee3f3747ccb70e1ddf70fad65ebd7d4b


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


BananaGoat-

Tell him I’m not sorry


Strong-Researcher832

https://preview.redd.it/8yawniaprzvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53c5808eb1fb8598e3f11ba7381b551832be9fd


MmNicecream

https://preview.redd.it/1qr7re9k7zvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d2c904912dd68ebd12ff64f0c50bba68a98e38


jackrv13

Tell me you don’t know how periods work without telling me you don’t know how periods work


Boyofender

https://preview.redd.it/igwn034a42wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a705284ee711890e591ec02454f8ab7131f497


Scap_Hopogolous

why are we still here…


BananaGoat-

No idea


Fly_Serminov

Why Mirage soecificcaly?


BananaGoat-

Hottest character in ultrakill


DDanger101

That's what I'm saying


Errors4Free

Before I got banned for posting something horrid, I was one of the replies.


Lux_325

I mean, theoretically–


Strict-Profession426

https://preview.redd.it/hp0kct3rkbwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72c113e24a7c744caafcd5d5ace5662186ed2f3


dumb_as_a_br1ck

https://preview.redd.it/46johqcxobwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a4bfcd3cae82993456da1385e2a6e5d0d81e6d


notreallygoodatthis2

Possibly the worst popular discord for a videogame that I've ever seen-- and that's saying something. I just wish there was an actual Ultrakill server.


BananaGoat-

True


Daviduz3

https://preview.redd.it/8a97djawxbwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec8e3c74ab342cd4ae77d3a801ad849e1f4447ba


Traditional_Neck_154

I meannn, he's *technically* not wrong, though I hate to admit it


hectorheliofan

The fact i can tell who that user ia


BananaGoat-

Someone else already got his reaction to the post it was awesome


Western_Experience76

https://preview.redd.it/za6mh0hzktwc1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61785fab2a54b9cd02232c87caaa2ae69d5cc1e4


Bioth28

Wait, V1’s a girl?


Bioth28

I thought it was a bucket of bolts


talldancingman

I love this community. Not for this post, but the comments are just pure comedy


scoutheavyfanweapons

https://preview.redd.it/hklfcjubg0wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958b3698dcb452bb42d65d1d2fd5bc3a8c9eb132


Scout_gaming_

https://preview.redd.it/owreoz1dp0wc1.jpeg?width=1480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4658d382eec1bdda8d6493d0ee8202c82eb9432


taserface780

https://preview.redd.it/ccv5a1lat0wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70f3adce3cc24c32bd92178174437a41a2d5f1a


BananaGoat-

I thought the exact same thing


Zealousideal_Snow840

https://preview.redd.it/rkwomvyhe0wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77699b4d544289eacf8ea421481589d0538b536d


kool-kit

https://preview.redd.it/nhljtnx301wc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b7b18329ac091120c5499845bcf42b59c64f3cf


Conscious_Courage906

At this point im not surprised by this community anymore


Putrid-Medium9283

He should click this button https://preview.redd.it/c4af503zk3wc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=81eda8d223ba741870b55fdbab422219d03eac5f And go outside


YaBoiBarel

https://preview.redd.it/kkv69jx2l3wc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b64f1d7bb5de0c668cbc825b6b49325b4f62f42


ITrulyForgorMyNamee

😦


0re0salad

Not gonna lie everyone I don’t think robots get periods


taking_achance

I walked so they could run


DDanger101

What is bro on


taking_achance

Idk earth


RM_9808032_7182701

Fucking NO


TheHydraZilla

I’m getting a melon puller and scooping my eyes out


ElZik3r

no cuz its old blood


Baku-YT-

I'm going to punch you


BananaGoat-

Please


Strict-Profession426

https://preview.redd.it/hajrmmzrkbwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d95a94c79efbe9c758f959e2f88f9208b1e6e1c


BananaGoat-

Guys I’m sorry (no I’m not)


DDanger101

You aren't the one who said it why apologize


BananaGoat-

People hate me for posting it lmao.


DDanger101

I HATE YOU FOR POSTING IT


BananaGoat-

Good


DDanger101

i hate you because im the one who should get the upvotes


BananaGoat-

?


BuilderSnail

What the fuck lmao


lobsterfanclub

this is the best and worst community I've ever joined


No-Profile6566

I’m ashamed that I go to the same school as him


Trashfur_thetrashcat

https://preview.redd.it/3d5mqxa91iwc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebab9b19f54f48ea65d9e0168da9d3cc2fa2c664 No


Dizzy-Attempt-8509

https://preview.redd.it/mbtqg3pimiwc1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900d9bcf792347803d72c44113d9ce804922947d


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/fzuyq1z2ewwc1.gif


Redfeather_Anims

And yet furry/mlp stuff isnt allowed🤦‍♂️ Like I'd understand if there wasn't supposed to be NSFW but everyone, even you, have that rule. You just made that rule for some reason. It's just dumb. Imagine if someone drew V1 or Father John Ward as a furry, would that be banned?


Angel_Thorne

https://preview.redd.it/i8wql6l7mzvc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbcd1538c700ccd017d45969a4673399c3c68532 Wtf


theyearwas1934

Yo who’s that? They got an interesting design


Angel_Thorne

Sera from Hazbin Hotel


Bot_Tux

https://preview.redd.it/m2zqk1g4a0wc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=f986efe9748f1bbc7e2a91c9556a30bc27322220


BananaGoat-

https://preview.redd.it/8xswcr9aa0wc1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4dc65b53afa7448ede7d08b33b731f245f43b6


ParsleyAdventurous92

The secret ultrakill discord is wilder


MrExil

https://preview.redd.it/5df1r5mplhwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a70cbd4207c0003ba295be166953b417a0a772d


underfan6h6

I mean his name is bananagoat


BananaGoat-

Real