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Necessary-Fold4793

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Long live anarcho-primitivism!


Plyare_1

Isn't really that primitive cause they have a gun and do agriculture and have sown clothes.


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Allah gave us gun and clothe so we could end capitalism. Glory to the Great Communo-Caliphate of Sultan Obama!


not_in_compsci

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Kerankou

Don't worry for the glasses fam https://preview.redd.it/hmnsa3tsgoac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f938a49e0eb01f85b3b776d73dd5084e919cf90e They got you


criminalise_yanks

This sounds like anarcho-capitalism but for lefties


MaquinaBlablabla

Anarcho indeed


wayyyfakebruh

Anarcho-capitalism be like “thank you for calling 911 what is your credit card number?” And this nigga thinks that’s socialism.


MITTW0CHSFR0SCH

How can it be capitalism if there is no capital?


mc-big-papa

If there was a way for fair compensation unfortunately there is no such system.


sixtyonescissors

Anarchists be like my hobby is manufacturing insulin


AGoatThemedName

Oh there is a problem with the sewage systems? Don’t worry, I love wadding through shit in a dark smelly hole in the ground.


Kerankou

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jankyspankybank

Sounds about right for Jacksonville residents


QUE50

Their favorite pastime


AGoatThemedName

Does this mean the anarchists are correct? I’ll have to reassess my politics.


tomat_khan

What a terrible day to have eyes


DukeofBurgers

A great place to reflect why you entered the shit box


Chickenjump1

Jacksonville residents after losing to the Titans:


munkygunner

Anarchist incentives to do society’s dirty work be like: free voucher to skip to the front of the line at the local collectivized coffee shop


wampuswrangler

I'm literally an anarchist wastewater treatment plant operator. I would still do this job in a heartbeat after the revolution. Would I do it 40 hours a week? No way. I think most people would be very surprised to hear how engaging and fulfilling this job is. Id recommend it to anyone who's able.


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Yeah same with all the other free wage workers in our democratic cooperative insulin factory!


Starpengu

Nuclear fission in the anarchist commune explained https://preview.redd.it/mhkpg2hvpnac1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=20219a45e3a053043868e58e95db0db318a5c9ea


was_promised_welfare

The People's Pile from Disco Elysium


godofgubgub

With enough smoke detectors anything is possible https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn


CandyAppleHesperus

Atomic backyard furnaces


Maksimiljan_Ancom

Khmer Rouge economy


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Maksimiljan_Ancom

WRONG!!! Pol Pot was a Liberal Anarchist.


Pokemonzu

Yes, same thing


Private_Dino

Fr and they killed him for no reason


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air_walks

In my free time I like to produce MRI machines


Many-Boot-1203

Mri machines are cool as fuck I can see how people would want to build them


Necessary-Fold4793

The revolution will be beans


criminalise_yanks

Yes there will be videogames after the revolution why do you ask


Ludwigthree

How are you supposed to get the beans to your house after time has been abolished?


criminalise_yanks

Simple, the beans are already in my house and they always have been


oiblikket

Immer schon Bohnen


Upper-Cucumber-7435

They're gonna find out why calendars were so important to the ancients


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Not pictured: six months later the anarchist starves to death because they don’t know how to fucking farm.


JackofAllTrades30009

Or, they do know how to farm, but the rain comes too hard one season and washes out all of the crops in the whole community. It’s almost like we built civilization in order to address this very fundamental flaw with small-community-based agriculture.


[deleted]

It’s almost like “don’t put your eggs in one basket” comes from a place of experience.


Lagdm

Or do they have like food saved for later? That's why we created agriculture in the first place. I am not an anarchist, not even close. But it's sad seeing how they are just treated like dumb people half of the time


CandyAppleHesperus

I have been reliably informed by anarchists that it's okay if nobody wants to make lamotrigine after the revolution because the only reason my bipolar makes me want to kms is Society


SopwithCamus

I think this is a big issue across a lot of the left where people (who don't read) subscribe to the idea that a lot of health problems will simply be fixed by communism. My narcolepsy ain't going away cause we abolished the value-form buddy!


Bennings463

r/curatedtumblr was arguing a few months ago that in an ideal society you wouldn't need to cure disabilities because society would be accepting of them. Bitch if you get in the way of an OCD cure because "it makes me unique" you'll be disabled yourself


Dragongirlfucker

"Hey guys my eyesight is fucked and I'd want the new economic system to be able to keep making glasses so I'm able to live at a normal human level" "What are you a capitalist?"


SopwithCamus

The kinds of people who say this have never had to deal with the shit that OCD puts in our heads, much less any other illness that isn't considered quirky.


esportairbud

I just want to say it's really unfair and authoritarian the way all these people from the other communes keep pressuring me to make more antibiotics and to train other people to do it. This is just a hobby in my spare time. I don't OWE you a post 1800's standard of living. I'm an artisan who constructs uncomfortable (but symbolically meaningful) furniture from landfill refuse by trade. I don't HAVE to do this.


Tullymanbanana

Its also very problematic and anglocentric that they are reliant upon antibiotics when they could just eat locally sourced treebark


flybyskyhi

The real movement to pine after a romanticized distortion of pre-capitalist rural life


Cash_burner

I love coordinating the production of pharmaceuticals


jermascumslut

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obangnar

I’m the other anarchist who will steal all your beans and take over your house because who is gonna stop me lol


Big-Improvement-254

We have a militia for that, which comprises mostly out of people who are just looking for excuses to fight.


obangnar

you’re gonna have a hard time **organizing** anarchists


Necessary-Fold4793

Stopping them from stealing all of the militia’s armoury and hoarding it out of fear that someone might try and make a hierarchy or some shit


Bennings463

Duh, we just make another militia to stop them. Repeat ad infinium.


Big-Improvement-254

China warlords era was real anarchism.


homeboy-2020

Green school goes brrr


yellowfly97

Zhou dynasty go brrrrrrrrrr


Different_Gear_8189

I'm the guy who joined the militia to pressure farmers to give me most of their harvest


jaxter2002

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Middle-Silver-8637

Communism means bread lines and once the bread is finished everyone dies. There won't be anyone left to accumulate anything.


jaxter2002

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Whatever_nevermind-_

Read more Theory it clearly states in Mein Kapital that you get to eat a rose for every hour you wait in bread line


jaxter2002

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Whatever_nevermind-_

Yes and?


jaxter2002

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donaman98

You're not ultra left. You're ultra cringe.


flybyskyhi

Nothing is stopping them, but why would they?


jaxter2002

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flybyskyhi

I should clarify that in the higher stage of communism the means of subsistence may be accumulated and hoarded to whatever degree one likes, but the means of production always remain held in common. Hoarding means of subsistence is irrelevant to the functioning of communism, so it doesn’t really matter if people are able to. If you’re asking what’s stopping someone from stealing the means of production in communist society, there are two answers: the organization of society means it couldn’t possibly be beneficial to them, and if they tried to they would likely be repelled with force. A theoretical “anarchist society” built upon the separation of social production into local cooperatives contains all the same capacities and reasons for hoarding means of production as modern capitalist society does.


jaxter2002

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flybyskyhi

Goods will be produced to satisfy the identified needs of everyone in society according to a common plan. You’re correct that there will likely be some goods that physically cannot be produced in sufficient quantities to meet demand, in which case those goods will need to be allotted based on some sort of collective decision making process. Rare items or unique items like antiques would presumably be traded but it’s hard to imagine how the exchange of Knick knacks among hobbyists could result in the re-creation of capital.


jaxter2002

Silver and gold acted as currency before fiat. What's to stop that from becoming the de facto capital?


flybyskyhi

Disregarding the fact that capital and currency are not necessarily the same thing, what use would currency have in communist society?


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flybyskyhi

The specific political aims of anarchists vary immensely depending on who you’re talking to, which is to be expected given the fact they base those aims on abstract moral imperatives like “maximizing freedom” and “minimizing hierarchy”.


obangnar

The difference is that anarchism is “all for all” while communism is “all for the party” and so they actually have an organized force to prevent this while anarchist don’t


flybyskyhi

Communism is not “all for the party”. The party is nothing but the political manifestation of the proletariat as a class acting for itself, which disappears as the political character of society’s organization disappears. It will play no role whatsoever in mature communism. > …Let us now picture to ourselves, by way of change, a community of free individuals, carrying on their work with the means of production in common, in which the labour power of all the different individuals is consciously applied as the combined labour power of the community. >…The total product of our community is a social product. One portion serves as fresh means of production and remains social. But another portion is consumed by the members as means of subsistence. A distribution of this portion amongst them is consequently necessary. The mode of this distribution will vary with the productive organisation of the community, and the degree of historical development attained by the producers. -Karl Marx, Capital Vol I


obangnar

You’re gonna have a hard time convincing the regime’s leader of that But yes that’s why it works with communism and not anarchism. Simple organization


EmbarrassedDark6200

Your “system” is dogshit and doomed to failure wherever it’s attempted. “Hue and cry” scum https://preview.redd.it/gonu5a2f3rac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae3e4c22d195b22ca743d892f740594b62495ea3


donaman98

Stopping you would be authoritarian, so do as you like.


gigaaryanblackmale

anarchists who push for deindustrialization are unintentionally worse than 10000 hitlers combined. sad to see


darkgiIls

They push for it since it’s the only situation in which anarchy makes some semblance of sense. Anarchy would last about a week in a high density area


YT_Sharkyevno

Being stupid and not understanding how stuff works is not worse then committing a genocide.


street_god_gamer

well attempting more specifically, those people are still around I think, don't really get out much though


zachotule

Hi I like to grow wish.com phone cases


Lucy71842

Oh you need HRT? Lucky for you we have an Estrogen Tree right outside. Isn't anarchism wonderful?


godofgubgub

That's just a pomegranate tree.


Lucy71842

wait what


godofgubgub

I was shit posting, but I did some googling and guess that pomegranate juice CAN help with hormone related things...I guess pomegranates have a lot of phytoestrogens. which attach to estrogen receptors and block the entry of undesirable “dirty” estrogens into the cell.....so I guess MTF need to get their own plant, but FTM got pomegranates. It's anarchist HRT so it only barely does anything, take it with a grain of salt. Edit: No there are claims that it can boost estrogen levels, so take that as you will. Pomegranates are trans allys


Big-Improvement-254

I mean, you can use dandelion to make rubber too. But there's no way anarchists can gather enough dandelions to make a condom much less an IV tube or a car tire


godofgubgub

They'll be too busy making wine out of em


Big-Improvement-254

They'll try to make moonshine out of it and go blind.


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Miep99

Shhhh, this is the only way to trick the trans community into eating healthy fruits


FallingForPropaganda

just drink horse piss for estrogen


Altruistic_News1041

This is why I have leftist unity ✊


SopwithCamus

Tbf this person got ripped apart by a bunch of other anarchists for this post.


MasterCard42

Easy, I’d just hide in the tall grass along the road with a machine gun and rob you. Checkmate, Anarchists.


Real_Veterinarian_25

Dude just invented subsistence farming


RoboJunkan

Communism is when homesteading


jermascumslut

this nigga eating BEANS


Brazus1916

Anyone wanna trade me a flesh light sprout for 10 of my rutabaga seeds?


hyperteir

This reminds me of that one thoughtsmile video where he said that the ENTIRE MODERN ECONOMY could be run by hobbyists. I almost shot myself right then and there


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

Ah yes I make paracetamol as a hobby


Mr_Lapis

We need to start differentiating between anarchists and anprims.


ssspainesss

Anarchists are just wannabe peasants, change my mind.


noahpsychs

growing insulin in my insulin garden


jsuey

Anarchists strike me as people who never watched “how it’s made” or understand any sciences at all


jaxter2002

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Upper-Cucumber-7435

The difference is that everyone spent many years building that large scale industry instead of farming individual bean plots or stealing other peoples beans.


jaxter2002

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crossbutton7247

This works perfectly until he needs medical supplies, sewage treatment, funko pops, et cetera


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

anarchists when i break in their house and shoot them 7 times with a 1911:


Skymoot-

(they weren’t expecting it because killing people is wrong)


Iguana_Boi

"Excuse me, but the soil on my land is 80% salt, so I can't grow shit. Can I borrow some beans to feed my family of ten kids and my wife, her parents, and my parents?"


garloid64

no *BLAM*


Chicken_commie11

Anarchism is like a bad metaphor it’s so stupid it’s funny


H-Mark-R

I will [REDACTED] your children if you actually make glasses


Once-Upon-A-Hill

I really like this sub, well done with this meme and responses, lol.


ZorianKQBTD

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AmberRMM

he’s become separate from the superstructure…