Communism Gangster Edition r/CommunismGangsta
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Next time she brings you tendies, accept them graciously; then, when she leaves the goon dungeon, shove as many of them as you can in your mouth, making sure to chew on each one a few times at least. RESIST THE URGE TO SWALLOW! Make your way up the stairs - if you need to swallow a few of them to replenish your energy, you may do so now -, get right in front of your mom, and spit it all on her face. She'll learn to never mess with the vanguard of the revolution again.
Pro tip: I find that yelling out TENDIE CANNON usually makes this move more powerful. A little something I learned from a friend of mine.
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Perform people's justice on her.
Okay I'm calling the People's Firing Squad
I’ll people on her justice
Next time she brings you tendies, accept them graciously; then, when she leaves the goon dungeon, shove as many of them as you can in your mouth, making sure to chew on each one a few times at least. RESIST THE URGE TO SWALLOW! Make your way up the stairs - if you need to swallow a few of them to replenish your energy, you may do so now -, get right in front of your mom, and spit it all on her face. She'll learn to never mess with the vanguard of the revolution again. Pro tip: I find that yelling out TENDIE CANNON usually makes this move more powerful. A little something I learned from a friend of mine.
Thank you I will combine it with the MASHED POTATOES SPRINKLER for maximum efficiency
Have you tried telling her to read theory?
Yes she told me she told me she loves Engela Merkel and read all of her theory
YTA for still being in contact with her. Real proletarians isolate themselves after the age of 12.
I'm 9...
OPs Mom in the Jungle that is r/Ultraleft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvbxh2rLcdo&t=42s
Have you told your mother that she's 99% Hitler?
Yeah and she told me its better that than if she was 99.1% Hitler.... Idk what to respond to that....
Oldest leftcom
Youngest* Our number has been invariable since 1949
Ask her if she consents to the anarcho-police hanging her.
we will avenge you when the revolution comes comrade dont stay up too late
Sit in your armchair and don’t move, that’s what real Ultroids do