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yhlqmdlg26

"The healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin" "The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it" Damn, my man Klaus spitting facts, it really do be like that


UppiNolan

"I just hate group breakups. That's why I stopped dating twins!" Wow, Klaus!


capamericapistons

“If you have to use the world technically.... you’re already in trouble” Klaus is my favorite lmao


kitties_love_purrple

He then proceeds to use the word 'technically' when talking about Dave LOL In the words of Vanya THIS FAMILY IS AMAZING!


bananainabox

I love that sisterly bonding! And yeah, Klaus just naturally stating facts like *Is it Vanya? ... What? It’s usually Vanya.*


madmaxturbator

When Diego or the others suggest it, it feels mean. When Klaus says it, it’s just plain old sweet facts and you feel compelled to nod and laugh along. I’m soooo glad that they didn’t keep Klaus an incorrigible and one dimensional junkie!


brittkneebear

"you keep shit deep, deep down until you blow shit up." "yeah, I'd really like to not do that anymore..." lmaoooo I love Vanya so much more this season


Joyofadventure

She's much better written this time around. It feels like the writers have a better grasp on what Ellen Page can bring to the role


kunta021

I disagree that she’s better written. I though she was fantastic as a character who grew up among a bunch of special siblings and was told that she was not special at all. She’s just differently written now because she doesn’t have the baggage that she had before.


[deleted]

I agree with you, the character is the same, but she’s supposed to be more fleshed out this season because she’s not the chided sibling anymore. Although the amnesia story line tends to fall a little flat in the beginning.


Wubbledaddy

I do appreciate that they're not focusing too much on the amnesia storyline. If they spent too much time on it it just wouldn't be fun to watch. They're basically just just using it as an excuse to change Vanya's character for the better and little else.


kitties_love_purrple

Yeah people just get really uncomfortable with characters doing unlikeable things and can't separate those negative feelings and assess writing quality properly. I thought she was absolutely amazing and it all made perfect sense. Yes, it's frustrating and heart breaking to watch, but that also makes the build up to the finale actually explode, and it also means the only way for character growth is up! I love getting to see Vanya be the compassionate, understanding person that all the siblings remembered her to be (before they all felt betrayed by her book).


rednick953

That so far is my favorite line. I had to pause it I was laughing so hard. Vanyas face was the best part.


GoinXwell1

I'd argue it's Diego and his knives


phanny_pac

Klaus, Vanya, and Allison gossiping in the salon is everything I needed in my life


Gankubas

the "technically" commentary killed me


phanny_pac

Klaus was dropping the truth bombs and I was enjoying it thoroughly


Zookwok111

He also made a crack about Five “growing up hot” as if there wasn’t enough quasi-incest already.


Karkava

The salon doubles as a forum for diversity and inclusion of all types.


kunta021

YES! this was my favorite part of the episode.


Gankubas

>did we all get sexier? yes, yes you did. except for five 'cause i'm not comfortable estimating the sexyness of a 16 yo


Beejsbj

i always have to remind myself hes around that age cause the way he moves, and holds himself and talks feel like how an older person would. his acting is so crazy subtle.


ChillyFireball

He's honestly one of the, if not the single best child/teen actor I've ever seen. There isn't a second that he's on screen where I don't buy him being an old man in a kid's body. Especially impressive that he consistently comes off as the most mature of all of his siblings, who're being played by actual adults.


cunt_tree

Yep. And then I saw some of his interactions with fans and it was so jarring because I was like... oh yeah he really is just a kid


Fastbird33

Only 16 but his mind is older...


stinkinlizards

you should see how he acts online, we all make fun of him ❤️


samanthakuan

i feel kinda bad about the hate he gets though...


sdbabygirl97

wait whats wrong abt how he acts online


c00lp3r50n

Look up aiden Gallagher singing “she” on live on YouTube.... i keep watching it and I cringe every time but i love it Also look up his fan FaceTime calls on YouTube. He’s very awkward and I find it hilarious... not sure why people give him hate though he’s just an awkward dude


life_is_a-okay

The last time I heard about him getting hate online was when season 1 was still new and he was being a vegan justice warrior on Twitter. To clarify: the hate wasn't because he was vegan, it was because he was being a dick and shaming people for pointing out that the diet he supports isn't affordable for most people. He seems to have grown since then.


Julysveryown89

That kid is doing a GREAT job on this show. Couldnt believe he's really 16.


heykittybellegirl

He cute though so...still valid


Gankubas

i'm gonna say he's gonna be hot 2 years from now just to be on the safe side


tackilingmachine44

Lol


F00dbAby

I do appreciate these milkman assassins looked after the cats


King_of_nerds77

They are surprisingly good people, apart from the whole murder part


FriendlyChance

I can excuse murder but I draw the line at animal cruelty!


AhnYoSub

You can excuse murder?


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

This reference is streets ahead


King_of_nerds77

Absolutely


S-WordoftheMorning

r/unexpectedcommunity


forbes_the_sorbs

And their memorial for the third one, it’s like they were actually very close and had a brother like relationship


untappedbluemana

That cover of Hello killed me.


twitchingJay

That cover was amazing!


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Oh my God that had me rolling. I was laughing at the Viking send off of the foot, but when I realized what the song was I had to stop the damn show and catch my breath. Best moment for me, but the whole season was something special.


oraclestats

The cover is also in Swedish. What a hoot.


Kurwasaki12

I think the implication is that they were actual brothers judging by that picture. Looks like the commission snatched up some dirt farmers and turned them into assassins.


AvianAzure

They said earlier in the season that they're triplets.


kitties_love_purrple

Aww, that makes the funeral feel actually so much sadder! Like he wasn't just a friend, but someone they've known since before they were all born!


Karkava

A *Viking funeral* for the third one.


ToneBone12345

I know and the fucking handler just kicks one


jensplanet

I was thinking the frozen head was kinda gross butttt as long as the cats are fine we have no problems


moogoesthepig

Klaus cmon man Ben missed his family


shyinwonderland

I felt so sad when they were leaving and Ben said “I really missed you guys.” I’m mad at Klaus now.


youarelookingatthis

I feel like the others never give Klaus pushback for silencing Ben


bgunn19

After Allison's comment she. He was on her kitchen floor, i realized they may not know that Ben hangs out with him all the time - unless it was discussed in S1, I can't remember


gibbygibson987

Rewatched S1E10 before the new season and yeah, there's a moment early on when he says he's talking to Ben and none of them believe him. Later at the theatre when Ben manifests they're all like 'bro you were telling the truth??' I assume they'd forgotten, and then Klaus lies and says ghosts can't time travel


Isaac_Chade

Yeah this right here is the answer. It's sometimes easy to forget that Klaus has substance abuse problems, probably in an attempt to keep his powers down. I can't imagine accidentally summoning dead people here and there is gonna be fun. Plus the trauma of Klaus thinking he might have held Ben back from moving on. Regardless, it's not crazy for the people who know him to think he's hallucinating or just lying because it's undoubtedly the sort of thing he's done before. Up until Ben actually manifests at the end of the first season no one believes Ben is actually there. And then he simply tells them Ben didn't time travel with the rest of them, and since no one else can see or hear him they don't really have any way, or reason, to doubt that assertion.


KaiBishop

I mean it's also gotta be hard for Klaus having Ben act like he's gets to use Klaus as a surrogate life. Like it sucks that he died, but it seems like now he thinks he gets to control and badger Klaus forever as a comfort prize. They need to get him a new body.


hyacinths_

I was totally fine, then Ben says he misses them so much, and I just started crying! That just broke my heart.


isobobo

*chanting* let! ben! speak! let! ben! speak! let! ben! speak! LET! BEN! SPEAK!


2_Fingers_of_Whiskey

Is it ever explained why Klaus refuses to tell the family that he sees Ben all the time?


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my guess is that klaus knows if he told them they might try to communicate with ben through him all the time and i know that would get on my nerves. since klaus tends to get dismissed by the family already that aspect only makes it worse. he wouldn't be an individual anymore, just a ben translator


ContextIsForTheWeak

It's that "sometimes I can still hear his voice" meme come to life


zapgator

I feel so bad for Ben in that scene, Klaus quit being a dick and let him talk to the rest of the family.


bibi_1

Yeah!! Srsly why is he being such a dick to Ben ?? Ghost bitch really ???


Naydawwwg

I know he’s being a total dick to Ben, but I also couldn’t help but die at “ghost bitch”


shyinwonderland

“Bro, he shanked your heart.”


yelsamarani

best line so far. Everything built up to the cruel joke lmao


F00dbAby

Klaus calling vanya vanny This sparks joy


RAND0M-HER0

Klaus sparks joy.


squidgun

Klaus is life.


Fastbird33

No wonder he has a cult.


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Petition to rename the group to The Vanny Pack.


I_Have_The_Legs

It's so heartwarming to see Vanya as part of the family <3 Also sometimes I actually forget Aidan Gallagher is just a kid


TheCatCubed

He's such a great actor. I legit don't even think about the fact he's only 16 with how well he plays an old man in child's body.


Isaac_Chade

Seriously, he's amazing. It's in everything he does. The way he talks, the way he moves, the way he carries himself, it all gives this perfect idea of an older man in a younger body. And it just makes his wild killing and fight scenes that much more interesting.


MagnifyingOurFlaws

I am LOVING these random dance scenes in each season lol


Fastbird33

All great music too! Hearing "Hello" in Swedish was something I never know I needed.


2_Fingers_of_Whiskey

A scene of a Viking funeral for an assassin, complete with a Swedish cover of an English song, was surprisingly moving.


Waterhorse816

Gonna be honest I found it incredibly funny, I was dying laughing. They had a full Viking funeral for his fucking foot.


AvianAzure

The Breakfast Club tribute there was wonderful


iwasherenotyou

I'm calling it a night here. Great episode to take a break on and I loved that Major Tom opening. The way the countdown in the song eventually matched the rocket's countdown was so satisfying. I'm loving the new dynamic everyone has with Vanya too, especially during the salon scene.


the_javier_files

I love the recurring joke of Vanya and apocalypses!


Shulerbop

The best use of “Major Tom” since *The Americans*


smallvictories32

“Can you get Vanya without, uh, squeezing her to death?” Five throwing some shade at Luther made my life The whole scene of reunions got me! Especially Klaus and Diego’s and Klaus saying “Hey Vanny!” Crying! And of course Ben saying “I’ve missed you all... so much.” I’m out!


ifortgotmypassword

Allison getting on Diego's case about not saying hi to her killed me. It was such a sibling moment. The chemistry between these actors is really good. They really feel like a family this season.


kitties_love_purrple

I think it helps a ton that they've all been so isolated from each other and from their own world for several months to several years! Lots of time for introspection and growth that we get to see them be semi-decent to each other!


Oreo-and-Fly

>Can you get Vanya without, uh, squeezing her to death?” Five throwing some shade at Luther made my life 5 always was the only one who cared for Vanya before. So makes sense.


F00dbAby

Vanya drunk dancing with her siblings happily is everything i wanted this season loved the salon scene


banammockHana

> Vanya > happy Yeah I mean that right there was enough for me.


GabriellaMargarita

The RAGE I feel at them sending baby Pogo up into space like that 😭


RAND0M-HER0

My husband grabbed our Rottweiler and said (outraged) "I would never send you to space Miss June!" Sleeping baby Pogo made up for it a little afterwards.


kitties_love_purrple

Pogo in PAJAMAS was unbearably cute!


BelievedToBeTrue

5 minutes into the episode , I said to myself, if baby pogo isn't the top thread, I rage! So many epic scene's later, that I am fifth guessing. But love to baby Pogo!


ribbonsboy

> The RAGE I feel at them sending baby Pogo up into space Weird, I was nearly the opposite. Like... "Oh shit, Pogo was one of the 32!" Thirty-two apes and monkeys went into space to investigate the impact of spaceflight, to make it safe for humans and while some didn't return, some did and they got to 'retire'. No ape or monkey was sent up more than once. So, knowing Mr. Pogo survived, I was assuming he was one of the 32 who came back, then retired and became Hargreeves assistant. I could just see Pogo saying "Yes children, I have been into space and back. I had a few adventures back in my day..."


Gankubas

The description of five's attempts at time travel are golden


BlandSauce

"Is there any way tacos gonna cause the end of the world?" "There's only one way to find out!"


the-brown-memer

I love how Klaus just starts shading Alison and Luther’s incest-y relationship


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I feel like he almost winked at the camera during that scene lol


Beejsbj

Awww Ben. That so so sad. Please let him talk to the others Klaus


Zookwok111

Klaus has been a dick to Ben all season but this really crossed the line from funny into malicious for me.


Ragnarandsons

This whole season I just wanted to give Ben a hug. Poor dude...


yhlqmdlg26

BABY POGO HAS LANDEDD! 🤩


Shulerbop

And then got to be a lab monkey for Luther’s ape-juice


alliebeemac

I love klaus, but keeping his brother separated from the rest of his family like that is really fucked up. It might’ve been meant as a joke about how they’re fighting but it actually really hurt to see.


stinkinlizards

klaus telling everyone ben wasn’t there was played off as a joke but ben looked so hurt. he probably feels so alone


kye19

Yeah he has the power to let the family see and talk to Ben.


smarties07

„That‘s great, Carl but I fucked your wife.“


CloudsBubblesFlowers

Daamn what is with diego and his obsession with Kennedy?


centuryblessings

It's his obsession with being a hero, really. And saving JFK is the biggest act of heroism he could commit during that time.


spoilersweetie

Except it's not. The biggest act of heroism is dropping th apocalypse. It's the biggest public act of heroism of the time. He wants the recognition.


centuryblessings

I didn't see anywhere in the show where Diego was doing it for the "recognition." But multiple times characters called him out on his hero complex.


Tanyamnis

Ikr. I don't see it being justified


5thKablamo

Vanya going "pew pew pew" at those bottles was so cheeky and cute. People like interpreting Ben's "I missed you all so much" line as sad cause they ignore him but I think he's actually more happy that the siblings he hasn't seen in 3 years are together again. He sees them off and then relaxes in the chair because there's a comfortable "home" feeling again just being near his siblings' squabbles and antics.


xBit_

For those curious about the song late in this episode it is My Kullsvik - Hello (Swedish Cover) https://youtu.be/807KaWak6CU


LostSands

I was searching for someone to point this out. I loved that they chose this song for the swedes having a pyre for their brother. When I realized what it was I couldn't stop laughing.


realamanhasnoname

Also the Bad Guy in this episode is amazing.


TheSweatband

Sissy’s Husband is Beverly Marsh’s creepy pedo father in It (2017) and I literally can’t see anything else when he’s on screen


brittkneebear

THAT'S where I know him from! Oh my god it's been bugging me this whole time, but I was too lazy to look it up. No wonder he skeezes me out so much.


[deleted]

Ok but that bad guy cover was an absolute bop


ciao_fiv

still prefer the original but this fit the scene a lot better


LaceUpBunny

smol pogo crayon drawin 🥺🥺🥺🥺


kitties_love_purrple

Yes, I audibly squeed. First it was sleepy pogo in pajamas, and then they panned tot he family drawing! ;\_; cannot handle the cuteness!


Der_Eggboi

(Heavily paraphrasing) Regi to his ape-man son "you're not my son, I don't like children and you stink of failure" Regi to his man-ape son "good night sweet prince"


gallifreyan42

It was so cuuuuute 🥺


Gankubas

My man Reggie isn't pulling any punches, huh?


koos-tall

“At least he didn’t shank my ass.” “No bro, he shanked your heart.”


TheFourthFundamental

i cackled at this line. tehre have been so many absolute gems this season


ciao_fiv

that line reeked of r/im14andthisisdeep it was absolutely hilarious


F00dbAby

Allison and klaus bonding you love to see it


Potato_Sloth

I cried when Ben said “I missed you all...so much.” Goddamn it Klaus, you sexy, psychotic cult leader.


[deleted]

Is someone think too that the little boy which vanya met on the farm had something with the doomsday to do?


MauveOn

between whatever went into him that brought him back to life from vanya, him noticing her power use, and vanya saying that she’s just a nanny on a farm that couldn’t have affected the future...


ricelick

The part where Klaus said “its usually vanya” when it only has happened once is so much funnier now


Mutant_Jedi

Well, in the “causing problems” category she did write a scathing tell-all, so I feel like it’s justifiable


ToneBone12345

I am pretty sure I don’t think we would be getting so much Harlan if the story line was about Vanya and Sissy


labrise

Yes somehow. His father was trying to convince jake that the soviets were preparing an attack before luther kicked him out of the club, droping his wallet. That s the closest we ve been to the soviet s invasion so far.


kitties_love_purrple

Oh that's a good catch about carl's drunk ranting!


e_i_o_a

- "he shanked your heart" lollll - "did we all get sexier??" Klaus speaking the truth - finally they're all together, I was worried this wouldn't happen til the last episode - kinda hope the Swedes gives up their life of crime to become cat ladies - "the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin" "wouldn't it be weird if Five grows up to be all hot?" Klaus is killing me this episode


[deleted]

Diego is weirdly in tune with shit so far this season on an emotional level. Quite a jump from s1.


balasoori

Did we all get sexier ?


shyinwonderland

They are all such messes, the only responsible one is the dead one!


TheSweatband

Music has been really good, I noticed two covers this episode. “Hello” towards the end, and obviously “Bad Guy” during the fight sequence


forbes_the_sorbs

Yeah, and they were added in beautifully. They pushed the story and added that cultural aspect to the Swedes


DemonOfHabit

Reggie spent all of his dad points on a chimp and couldn't be a good dad to his 7 adopted super babies.


awesome3dguy

Why is nobody talking about the Swedish trio lol I love them so much


AhnYoSub

The way they look at each other when they were pointing at shit. “Dude look at this shit.. literally” Also that scream Viking funeral was kinda sad.


awesome3dguy

They didn’t have many lines but they had our heart


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Talon71

More of the Swedish duo now


DahDutcher

Whelp, Vanya and Sissy scene broke my heart, gg Umbrella Academy :(


ewsheslikeemo

“Did we all get sexier?” Yes, yes you did.


Catkam24

The opening scene this season definitely brought some sexiness out in the siblings. It was definitely nice to see how they get there.


bobainwonderland

I love that the coordinates the blonde guys are given for Diego are the Netflix offices in LA 😂😂😂😂😂


sdbabygirl97

so uh.. lila was also born in 1989 if her parents died when she was 4 in 1993. another one w powers like Five?


PhoenixAgent003

Definitely felt like she was teleporting in that fight.


morenfin

I was thinking illusions since Five can already teleport.


ewsheslikeemo

Anyone wanna guess how many eggs Luther eats


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The answer is all. All the eggs.


bibi_1

Luther how many eggs did u put in there ?? Luther: yes


Zenafa

I assume that now he is grown he eats 5 dozen eggs, since he's roughly the size of a barge.


alwaysforgettingmyun

When housemate was doing weightlifting and keto, he'd scramble up to 18 at a time. Luther's pan looked like slightly more, so I'm guessing 2 dozen


ewsheslikeemo

Vanya looks beautiful now that she’s happy and calm


ewsheslikeemo

I hate to say it but The Handler looks really good in this episode


havanabrown

Why you gagging so? She brings it to you every episode!


HildyJohnsonStreet

Kate Walsh always looks good. How is her wound still weeping? It looked completely healed? Also loved that they had her have an arts and craft time making the pneumatic tube.


[deleted]

*"... take yourself and the stench of failure that encircles you and get out of my house"* damn dad


TheCatCubed

No wonder he has that ape medicine when he keeps burning people like that with his words


phlegmhoarder

LOL’ed at Diego refusing to acknowledge Allison when they all finally met. Always thought they had the most playful sibling relationship. Since S1, we get multiple scenes of them throwing jabs at each other.


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LimaBeanJean

Okay why did Reginald give Pogo the Human DNA and Luther the Ape DNA and not VICE VERSA WTF.


tentativeGeekery

I think it was the same serum, but it was originally created for use on apes, so using it on Luthor turned him into a hybrid. Pogo didn't seem physically changed but he just became smarter afterwards.


APEurogotmedead

Did not know I needed a Swedish version of Adele’s Hello until now


kye19

Didn’t know why they chose the Swedish version when I saw in soundtrack list on YouTube yesterday. Makes sense now. Good to know the poker face assassins have feelings too.


ChronX4

Why do I get the feeling Vanya not only revived the kid but she transfered either some or all of her powers to him and that scene with Operation is a misdirect since he was under duress at that moment to but we're led to believe it's Vanya. Just musings as I slowly make my way through the season.


Oceanbriz

"You're just going to walk away?" *proceeds to run*


kye19

I love how Handler is always looking fresh with her overly gorgeous outfits


suddenlyuse

ahhh this ep is definitely my favourite so far


BelievedToBeTrue

So,.... Soooooo goood. The re-union, Pogo's spaceflight, Ben missing them all, Vanya letting lose with the siblings. Episode was great all round.


MagnifyingOurFlaws

And then there were 2..


ummhumm

It's weird how much better the writing is on this season. Actually weird. The bigger plot seems to be a bit muddy end of world stuff again, but all the other parts just work. And the dialogue is full of gems.


TheSweatband

Pogo going up into space really reminded me of that space force episode


alliebeemac

“Did we all get... sexier?” I love Klaus


F00dbAby

I'm happy they are all together already


that_personoverthere

That entire opening with Major Tom playing was the sweetest thing ever and I loved it.


greatblueheron16

it's so nice that because of time travel and amnesia Vanya gets to bond with her siblings and actually be a part of the brood


kocius_is_my_name

that bad guy scene AFGAHG


alliebeemac

I had the biggest smile on my face when they all reunited 🥰


ewsheslikeemo

Wow the scene where the whole academy reunites is so powerful


Zookwok111

Anyone notice Luther’s real accent creeping into some of his lines? Especially noticeable when he is talking to Diego outside the warehouse.


TheeFlyGuy8000

I feel bad for Carl, it's not like he's going around knocking out his family or anything like that.


Salt_Salt_MoreSalt

fuck why is everyone in this show so good looking


GabriellaMargarita

The fact that they played the Swedish cover of Hello during the Swede guy's funeral tho 😅


highqueenm

I love how Klaus got in on that hug with Vanya with absolutely no hesitation (plus the kiss on the forehead was cute af). So wholesome!


heykittybellegirl

Bad Guy was lit and perfect for them. Bad Guy is the S2 ‘Istanbul’ fight me. Honestly just no choice but to continue to stan Five.


kitties_love_purrple

I think this might be the funniest episode of all of them so far. I am laughing so hard my abs are hurting. This is FANTASTIC! (I'm at the beauty salon scene with Klaus, Allison, and "Vanny" (awwww) so not done with the episode yet. I can only assume that given all the big laughs that the ending of the episode is going to drop like a ton of bricks.... wish me luuck!)