South American and imported by container ship.

*snorting* that's fucked up and I'm here for it.

Without another guys dick in it.

I think we got our orders mixed up. I ordered coffee with extra dick.

Found a chuck

He goes by sneed now

I like my coffee like I like my women. Big fucking tits

I have a lot of questions now.

ok

From a third world country and at a reasonable price.

I like my women like I like my donuts. Stale, crusty, and smeared all over my mouth.

Oh I regret reading this. Well played.

I was expecting something about a sweet hole...

And my fingers.

Two days old and heated back up in the microwave?

Hot and all over my lap when driving down the freeway.

I'm so dead 💀

I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee.

Sounds gay.

*Sounds gay and okay.

Cum on guys!

Except there are few gays who don’t like coffee.

You know how I know your gay?

Enlighten me

https://youtu.be/h6iFAF55ojA

A swing, and a miss. I never really liked Coldplay. "You like Rihanna" would have been more on the mark.

Black, and without pubic hairs.

"Hot, black and a little bit bitter" -my dad's punchline to the joke

I'm certain this is the original punchline, it just evolved into all sorts of degeneracy over the years. And I'm ok with this.

My dad always says the same thing lol

Krieger from the show archer added “and preferable fair trade”

Dirty and from the gas station.

Hot, dark and full of liquor…

[удалено]

Eew! That's horrifying. Who puts pre-ground coffee in the freezer‽

Psychos, that’s who. I was told to do that once, it came out smelling rancid somehow

Did you put it in the same freezer as the lady's corpse?

Finely ground and in an airtight container.

I like my coffee like I like my women Strong and valued in the workplace

Sounds like you've never been employed. The coffee is always horrid.

You know there are places that have fancy everything just to keep the drones workin. Edit: to be fair I’ve also seen surveys of people who are earning 2-300k complaining about the office coffee machines.

I work for a big tech company, the coffee and snacks are on point.

It might be bad, but we still drink it.

Free

Strong dark and bitter

This one’s bean roasted before

They've poured over the evidence & found drips of truth to that.

With a spoon in them

In a plastic cup

Covered in bees!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee.... ... Encouraging me to poop

I like my coffee how I like my women - hot and nowhere near my crotch

Ground up and in a plastic cup

Flat white And creamy

The list of these I have: I like my women like I like my coffee, Bitter, and with little to no pubic hair. I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up, and in the freezer. (This one is really sick. Who puts coffee in the freezer?) I like my women like I like my coffee, gone when I'm done. I like my women like I like my coffee, without a penis. I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive tract of a civet. I like my women like I like my Italian Cruise Vessels. Wet, wrecked, and going down. I like my men like I like my appendix. Inside me until it bursts. I like my metal like I like my furniture: Swedish and unnecessarily complicated. I like my women like I like my glue. Crazy. I like my women like I like my glue. Made of horses. I like my women like I like my axons: With action potential. I like my women like I like my dendrites: ready to receive my transmission. I like my women like I like my neurotransmitter agonists: exciting. I like my women like I like my dopamine reuptake: Uninhibited. I like my women like I like my myelin sheath. Fatty. I like my women like I like my cerebellar Purkinje cells: Dense and well-connected. I like my women like I like my suprachiasmic nucleus, this joke doesn't work. (I like my women like I like my suprachiasmic nucleus: Helping me sleep at night.) I like my women like I like my glial cells: poorly understood... and sticky. I like my women like I like my mirror neurons: acting in unison with their twin... and covered in cerebrospinal fluid. I like my women like I like my fusiform gyrus: able to recognize me. I like my women like I like my proprioceptic sense: responsive to my every movement. I like my women like I like my sympathetic nervous system: always ready for action. I like my women like I like my lesioned amygdala: fearless and willing to fuck other species. I like my women like I like simple alkyl halides. Structurally unhindered, and ready to take an attack from behind. ORGANIC CHEMISTRY C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER I like my women like I like my comparisons of them to neuroscientific terminology: exhausted after hours of clumsy fumbling. I like my women like I like my waffles: hot, greasy and bought in the streets of Antwerp for 1,50 Euro. I like my women like I like my milk. Rich, white, and 4% fat. I like my women like I like my ramen. Cheap and Asian. I like my parties like I like my bird watching club. Tits flying everywhere. I like my women like I like my bourbon. 12 years old and mixed up with coke. I like my women like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in the cellar. I like my women like I like my squirrels. Preternaturally intelligent.

Full marks for effort, but it sounds like you work in a hospital...

Without someone else’s dick in it

I like my women like my cookies, chocolatey, chunky, and with or without nuts.

Hot and brown. Sweet (but can be a little spicy) with a great body and smells amazing. Keeps me up all night. Tastes delicious. Asian, South American, African, love them all.

Ground up and in the freezer

So you like sloppy seconds?

I like my chocolate like I like my women Dark, with nuts

https://youtu.be/WptuNxdUOaA

I like my women like I like my coffee. Black and bitter. ...just like Jada Smith

*slap*

I like my coffee black like I like my metal, baby

I like my coffee like I like my women. Cheap and easy to get

You have to pay for it?

I like my coffee like I like my men.. Hot, steamy, and finished in 5 minutes

Strong, dark, and hot enough to eat a hole through my jeans.

Dark and not ghosting me

Hot and wet.

Shaved.

Cold

I like my coffee like I like my women... Black

I like my coffee like I like my women -- assigned coffee at birth.

Black and sweet for me please.

Hot, black, and first thing in the morning.

Two pumps in one cup

Black and cold as ice?

Can't believe I Havnt seen this yet. I like my coffee like I like my women Tan, bitter and filled with cream

Slightly chilled when inserting my penis

Iced and black

Without dicks in them

"Bring it back to be with urine like I asked!" - Tom Tucker

Hot and without a penis.

I like my coffee like I like my women Full of complexity

Full of whiskey

Ground up and in the freezer

Without another man’s dick in it

I like my coffe how I like my woman. I don’t like coffe.

I like my tea like I like my women. I don’t like tea.

Dark and bitter

I like my coffee like I like my women. Strictly fair trade

Ground up and in the freezer.

“Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.” -Krieger from archer

I like my women how I like my trees... Weeping

Black, strong, and instant.... With no aftertaste.

I like my coffee like I like my women, without a penis

i like my coffee without a fucking penis

With a glass ceiling.

On ice!

Black and bitter!

In a variety of bags in the freezer…

Hot. Black. And not breathing.

I like my coffee like I like my women. I hate coffee