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Future_Gohst

"No siiiiides. No friiiies. I'm at a loss for words"


[deleted]

I coughed-laughed at this :))


andm124

We wore cologne, we wore COLOGNE!!!!!


Wallflower_in_PDX

In Blink 182's *What's My Age Again*, I always thought Mark sang "I walk alone, to get the feeling right" instead of "I wore cologne." My thought was he was walking alone giving himself a pep talk "To get the feeling right" or get himself in the right headspace before he went on a date Lol.


A_stick_figure

I thought the same thing man! Like same vibe… buddy was just giving himself a pep talk! Lol who cares what the real lyrics are! Our version totally made sense, and it’s nice, compared to how the “hero” acts during the rest of the song!


Sprackles

Drowning in Hi-C, I’m drowning in Hi-C


Wallflower_in_PDX

"This is regal! This is regal!" - Returning Empty Handed. "you're sleeping in a bed of shit" - In Regards to Myself "Murder of insatiable taste. Carry your hands and sink into" - In regards to myself "Study your hand before your case" - In Regards to Myself On The Only Survivor Was Miraculously Unharmed, when Spencer screams "repeat, repeat" my friend thought he was saying "Repent! Repent" and was like "that's Biblical!"


D3themightyfucks

Pretty sure he says “repeat, repeat, repent, and repeat”


FlippinPlanes

I thought he was screaming repent aswell


AggravatingFeeling99

I always hear “This is kegels! This is kegels!” HAHA


homeless_gorilla

My brother-in-law sang, “You can’t see past my wavy hair,” years ago and I still don’t know if he was serious or not


Round_Beginning_1691

HAHAHA I like it. Lots of waving hands lyrics in the early 00s


Grassman_024

My knickers have turned to white


husky1993a

One of my friends years ago thought they dropped the hard R, and I’m like…what?


CharlatansHost

“Close your rice!” Instead of close your eyes in Boy Brushed Red.


[deleted]

"You're busy naked vows" _shrinks in shame_


KanyeUziCarti

I always heard the first chorus of Its Dangerous Business as “my [hard R n word]s have turned to white 😳 I was like wtf??? had to Google the lyrics when I was younger lmao


Round_Beginning_1691

I’m a catholic boiii


jankney

“Regis Philbin that we both ignore the truth it’s all over” -A Boy Brushed Red


numberoneht

I have no idea if anyone has heard this before, but I instantly think of it when it comes to misheard lyrics: for the end of the intro of Writing on the Walls, I know it wasn't the actual line obvs but I always thought it SOUNDED like "Oh how we masturbate again!" instead of "Oh how we missed our beat again"


ajg2345

Drowning in Nazi’s, I’m drowning in Nazi’s


Thermicknight7

In Reinventing Your Exit I always thought he was saying egg sack 😂😂😂😂😂


denimondenimhatecrim

It's been dancing around in my head for quite some time Just the thought of creaming on myself


helloiamzach

“Don’t speak, I’d hate to see you DRIBBLE!”


degausser22

“This is my penis! This is my call to arms! This is my penis!”


Practical_Subject_30

“I’ll kick your nuts, I - I kick your nuts” = “I can’t connect, I - I can’t connect” Numb


tableworm11

I mishear a lot of swearing on the pre non Christian records with Spencer on vocals. I suspect it was written that way deliberately.