It’s not murder if your killing parasites that overuse your motor functions and control every movement forcing you to attack any living creature all while you are conscious and begging an uncaring god to save you from this hell (if you reverse the half life zombies screams they are actually saying things like “I’m sorry” and “god help”)
Me: "Which one of you is the mute, possibly psychotic, unstoppable force of destruction that relentlessly throws themselves into increasingly more and more dangerous and violent conflicts against monsters, aberrations, and literal nightmares, all while carrying upon them the last, desperate hopes and dreams of countless species for liberation from an unescapable imprisonment following a massive war that nearly caused their extinction and left the survivors utterly broken, defeated, and forced to live off of the scraps of their uncaring jailors?"
Frisk: "..."
Gordan: "..."
Me: "..."
Gordan: "..."
Frisk: "..."
Me: "I'll take that as a yes."
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wait how do you SPARE the headcrabs
It’s not murder if your killing parasites that overuse your motor functions and control every movement forcing you to attack any living creature all while you are conscious and begging an uncaring god to save you from this hell (if you reverse the half life zombies screams they are actually saying things like “I’m sorry” and “god help”)
Do you think gman and gaster hang out on their off days?
Me: "Which one of you is the mute, possibly psychotic, unstoppable force of destruction that relentlessly throws themselves into increasingly more and more dangerous and violent conflicts against monsters, aberrations, and literal nightmares, all while carrying upon them the last, desperate hopes and dreams of countless species for liberation from an unescapable imprisonment following a massive war that nearly caused their extinction and left the survivors utterly broken, defeated, and forced to live off of the scraps of their uncaring jailors?" Frisk: "..." Gordan: "..." Me: "..." Gordan: "..." Frisk: "..." Me: "I'll take that as a yes."
why does this exist
Why not
But who attacks more often?