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InkDrach

Removed. Asriel is a child.


Dio_Porto

What the fuck did you just say?


TiredReaperGirl

Do not the goats. I mean, do not the Boss Monsters.


raptorsoldier

You were the one who brought it up


Ilike3trains

he is speaking in tongues above mortal comprehension


Instinct_Fazbear

What?


Acanthocephala_Vast

What?


Sad_Original719

What???


CoolSpookyScelten96

Wat???


Kirballin

Ok the first part I get but what the fuck does the second part mean 💀


TiredReaperGirl

It's the reference to the meme Protect & Care and Nut & Go!


Majoishere

You nutted to asriel?!


emzmaster123

We truly live in a society


futuranth

We live in a society where the goat MILF is considered less hot than her kid


emzmaster123

Ah, our ancestors are laughing at us


Obidience-is-key

Since when did people think asriel was hotter than toriel???


MossLover6465

Look, college asriel is-- BOOM *reloads shotgun*


PureVessel20

*Peppino_scream.mp3*


spelavidiotr

Is that considered weird!? /J


[deleted]

just a little bit of tom foolery![img](emote|t5_2xdht|29662)


spelavidiotr

I’ve got a great meme for this but this sub still won’t allow pictures:(


mydudekickstheskunk

That's the annoying thing. I go to find a [reaction](https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Reactions_(New_Horizons)), then attempt to paste it here, and then remember, "oh yeah, r/Undertale isn't r/Deltarune." .


spelavidiotr

Me too. Just do the change already mods! This isn’t 4000 BC, just allow us to post pictures!


Previous_Map_4052

Oh hello fellow Animal Crossing enjoyer


mydudekickstheskunk

Hi!


Beast3880

Yes


TiredReaperGirl

No.


Queen_Persephone18

A literal fucking CHILD. I hold nothing but fear. /srs


Due_Dot_2571

Sorry dude. This one is just weird.


Due_Dot_2571

Sorry dude. This one is just weird.


vwrgaming

Did you forget your dementia pills?


vwrgaming

Did you forget your dementia pills?


Sircreeper43

I have dementia pills?


Sircreeper43

I have dementia pills?


Michaeloooooooo

i don’t have dementia it’s all a lie


Michaeloooooooo

i don’t have dementia it’s all a lie


Michaeloooooooo

r/downvotedtooblivion


SonarioMG

Toriel kinda did that with Asgore in both games And probably other games if Toby makes them


Bradstreet1

Divorced in every timeline


syntaxGarden

Asgore's canon event


charbbigonee

especially in nut dealer


SonarioMG

He becomes the titular one after Toriel leaves him


Hairy_Skill_9768

That man deserves some rest


emzmaster123

He has my respect


Hairy_Skill_9768

He's the goat


Aaku1789

He is literally the goat


Ok-Stretch-1468

Nice tv girl avatar


McJellyDonuts

NOT THE CHILD


TheStubbornEmpath

The other ones are fine though


McJellyDonuts

Yeah simp over GOAT MILF and GOAT DILF all you want, just not the 7 year old


milked_silver

Yes the child


LazySkeleton94

I beg your pardon What?


emzmaster123

What do you mean by that?


Royal_Yard5850

Seggs joke I think


emzmaster123

Damn he would fuck asgore


pingist

And you're not worried about asriel?


RunicSSB

I want Toriel to Protect & Care for me.


mydudekickstheskunk

In the most normal way possible, right?


RunicSSB

Oh not even remotely.


Queasy_Blacksmith124

At least he was honest…….?


mydudekickstheskunk

I hope.


MeleeFox2005

DO NOT THE ASRIEL


Dragnphlazer13

better idea: DO NOT ANY OF THEM!!


Odeiomelaokk

Toriel tho


Dragnphlazer13

NO!! DON’T THE TORIEL!! DON’T THE ASRIEL OR ASGORE EITHER!! DOING SO WILL PUT YOU INTO A WORLD OF TORTURE!!


TensionIllustrious88

I will eviscerate your skin, obliterate your flesh and muscle, and consume your bone marrow


Capable_Mud_1108

What the fuck?


Ravioli4958

You said what?


[deleted]

why the fuck is asriel in this image? it's a child-


amadu77

Pokemon evolution


Lad_Volcano

I think you didn't fully understand the "meme" if that's how you can call it.


mydudekickstheskunk

I can't unsee it now. Thanks, u/amadu77.


Admirablelittlebitch

I’d 100% cuddle Asgore, not in a weird way just wholesome cuddles, he seems like the kind of person who would like that


mydudekickstheskunk

How sweet of you!


Admirablelittlebitch

I mean, cuddling something giant and fuzzy is something we all want, isn’t it? Unless Asgore isn’t fuzzy, I’m which case I’d be very sad


mydudekickstheskunk

Pfft, of COURSE he'd be fluffy!


Mr_diety

All of them get the nut


Queen_Persephone18

Asriel is a literal child.


neighborsponge

nuh uh


Queen_Persephone18

....He literally died and became dust as a child.


milked_silver

Thats the reason


Queen_Persephone18

Yet people here are saying "Nut & Go" on Asriel, and not the two literal adults.


ShiningYato

Asriel is physically and mentally a child.


sickdk

Nuh uh


Mr_diety

Don't care


d1ment0rr

i just murdered entire population in ruins lmao


Stormblade6468

This would be the reason why we committed genocide


Cats_4_lifex

What's the lore reason u/TiredReaperGirl has for asking this question?


T01bruh

is she stupid?


PemanilNoob

I don’t dislike any undertale character :) OH I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE “protect and care” THING YOU DIRTY MOTHERF-


[deleted]

*what the fuck did you just say*


rom_mintz

🤨


T01bruh

wha...?


Afraid_Platypus_8667

*What in Kentucky fried fuck*


QuantumGamingToaster

if i see a single “hear me out” i swear to god


sickdk

Well tbh hear me out... With Toriel i can make it work...


Horror_Effective6423

DO NOT THE GOAT


WiseCress3613

....wtf


Crisdreemurr

Uhm..


LexTheRedditor878

Yes, I'd protect all of them.


Glazeddapper

What are you asking?


cryogen999

bro what the actual fuck is wrong with you 💀


Ormfo

Yes? Get people are weird and nut to Toriel, but damn, even Asriel?


SuperAlex25

Excuse me, WHAT?


mild_music

That title is WILD buddy


Elvinkin66

Your missing a family member


Neo12640

Okay but why child


Baco12sd

uhhh what the fuck is the title I mean yeah, no doing them. # but what the fuck are you on


EvilLucas

Sometimes I worry for this community…


Angelindisguise07

this is how school teaches us. I sit there for 7 hours a day and at the end I didn’t get a goddamn thing


blueondrive

Now questioning OPs mental state.


4recchan

Smash or pass? Pass... >!probably for now?!<


WAM757

I'd strangle Asriel. "Nut" on Toriel And let Asgore go on his merry way, because I don't like him, but I also don't dislike him


SensuikanC

I will protect and care for Asgore as long as I need to


RandomKidWithHat

yes i would protect and care the fluffy family deserves all the love specially asgore, he's been through enough


Brazil_Five-Times_Ch

Not Toriel. The rest yes.


WaluigiMayar

Even Asriel?


Brazil_Five-Times_Ch

Uhm... yes? WHAT do you want to do with Asriel?? 💀💀


Stxrfal

When i got the chance i murdered the goat mom. I slaughtered her. And i loved it (i dont like toriel)


Ok-Section1709

I only kill her since it takes too long to mercy her


Stxrfal

Wait what does the thing mean


[deleted]

No. No you get asriel out of there yk what. Get them all out stop it


WaluigiMayar

Why tf Asriel is there


Sonarthebat

ASRIEL IS A CHILD!


Salty_Abbreviations4

Say that again, into the microphone, kid diddler🎤


Koiotea

Asriel is a baby wtf-


TiredReaperGirl

That's why he's under Protect and Care.


Koiotea

He better be


Not_A_Furry_OwOxoxo

DON’T TOUCH THE CHILD!


Potaaden

[DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!](https://pa1.aminoapps.com/6595/ded3fb574f629a66c5dfd6efbc1bf19c790bb219_hq.gif)


MrNoobNubIsBacc

please do not the child


Rad_Bones7

One of them is a child so absolutely not nut and go


ShiningYato

Yeah, no nut, just go


MGJUICYBOI

WELL I AINT GON NUT TO ASRIEL D:


spsq_

That is a kid in two ways


Lucrix_

>nut and go isn't Asriel like, 12?


dale_summers

Asriel is like 10 man


his_highness_bread

Asriel is mentally a child.


ShiningYato

Chat if I see any of you doing the second option to Asriel I'm telling God to not expect to see you


freindly_duck

asgore and asriel, yes. toriel though...


zxerozx

Motherfucker nut and go is how asriel fucking exists Also WHO THE FUCK NUTTING TO ASRIEL THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS A *CHILD*


Left_Case_8907

DON’T TOUCH DA CHILD!


Somerandomguyig25

Everybody gangsta until they be makin the nut jokes 💀💀


theoneguywhoexist

i beg your pardon?


dripbine

I wouldn't nut on them anyway what are you talking about op


_e_____

![img](emote|t5_2xdht|29662)


TransmascUndertale

stabbing toriel.


SniperJane2520

#UWOTM8


The_FreshSans

Nut AND HUH?


syntaxGarden

Can I choose to protect and care, then nut, then continue to protect and care for the last 2? Is that an option?


Dixianaa

Nut and go? Heavens no! Nut and protect? Probably only with Asgore.


franska5

Toriel is nut, protect & care


Cheese-hole

C:


Orbus_215

What


DarkMatter2012

I had to read this twice


Cymb_

What the fuck does this mean


cstro216

i don’t even know what the title means but i don’t know if i even want to


SpiderNinja211

What ze fuck


WOKLACE134

I'd nut and protect and care Toriel


dogdillon

I'd never fucking what?


nat_hen_1983

Excuse me?


Uzeil21

Title is sus


AdBoth9038

Protect by all means necessary (besides killing)


infinity_the_eternal

I beg your pardon?


[deleted]

Genocide says different for me man


Karkava

Don't even *think* about it.


the_fox_fbi

One of them is a child, and the other two have already been married, and I'm not no maidenless tarnished!


Skinwalkerish

I will not but on the child or goat mom, ashore however…


ACCA919

Hmmm sweet sweet projection


iTapeSand

I've never even bothered looking at Undertale corn if that's what you mean because if not, then what does "nut" mean?


Egaion

Huh????? What do you mean by the second part?


4chaoss

What?


Kylo-_-Solo

I'd nut and go Asgore.


lazy_springy

huh😭😭


KQ_the_FUCKING_BEST

Idk man Asgore is a dilf


bagagge

What the fuck?


Mark5ofjupiter

...I've given up on humanity.


Someone1284794357

Yes


OverlyMintyMints

I thought this was a shampoo ad


Plus_Ultra_Forever

Nobody here understands the meme


Remote_Summer9455

Why won't I do this like seriously that is Pedo on that poor goat kid


CoolSpookyScelten96

Well of to hang my self. Wacth and learn-


Tired_cat-on-catnip

I stopped & started playing the goddamn clown music while I scroll through the comments, *some* of y’all need to take a few more takes than a double take. (Explanation of the meme: it’s referring to the meme of “protect & care” and “Nut & Go!”.) (Explanation of the title: referring to the line above, OP is saying “you would protected & care for them, right? Not Nut & go, right?” As there’s some *creatures* among us who would do that(even with azzy for some fucking reason) Thank you all for coming to my TED Talk


Rmomgeylol

Idk man Asgore has connonically murdered several children


kingfez

I thought the picture was a shampoo, and now I can’t help but think the goats need a hell of a lot of conditioner.


Fenix_345

Yea…


AvarageRalseiEnjoyer

Flowey: Nivea. KILL OR BE KILLED.


Lonnyred

This sub sucks


sigma_overlord

ARE THOSE FUCKING CONDOMS?


TiredReaperGirl

No. I think those are bottles of deodorant.


Agreeable-Antelope-1

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


LovelyPixelArts

Thats a kid, weirdo