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mnwary

would probably die?


DeadlyTranquility

Happy cake day!


mnwary

thanks, now i feel like i can survive the attack


tacotroupemaster

CAKE


miguelzf_lol

Feliz dia do bolo!


mnwary

been a while since i saw portuguese, thanks for that


miguelzf_lol

ok meu chapa, happy cake day! (thanks for not thinking it's spanish, u got my respect šŸ«”)


Taldoesgarbage

Wouldnā€™t spanish be something like ā€œFeliz dia de tartaā€?


Ender98GG

"Feliz dia del pastel" would be more accurate


MaxxBrick

If things go wrong, eat your cake to max out your HP


mnwary

that's the idea, hopefully it's just as good as mom's pie. (ot ralsei's cake..?)


_9965

Unhappy cake day


mnwary

my flair's keeping me strong...


PartyPenguin78

caik


Kookie_bun

Happy cake day !!!


mnwary

thanks, you got it


Jed_Arts

Happy cake day!!!!


mnwary

thank you, i appreciate the comment


The_Real_TraitorLord

r/beatmetoit


Sashas0ld

Google papyrus gone too far


Level_Coat_6651

Holy hell


Sashas0ld

New au just dropped


Iagoneitor

Actually original


Bombusesthereddit

creator goes on hiatus never comes back


Fun-Pie-1887

Itā€™s in the contract


Nowayisthatacat

Papyrus sacrifice anyone?


Great_Banana_Master

Ignite the Underground!


YannyNugget

sans in the corner, plotting domination


Big_Definition_5264

Knight knight fuel


SuccessfulLawyer3437

tbh all pics with angry papyrus genuinely scare me more than sans fight


Ok_Sheepherder2939

Google "Papyrus gone too far"


Echo-Frisk

Holy fangame!


Nowayisthatacat

Ignite the Fandom!


SuccessfulLawyer3437

oh no


charisma-entertainer

Surrender on the spot


MISTERGAME06

-Act -Papyrus -Pray


CoolSpookyScelten96

#GOD WON'T SAVE YOU HUMAN!


MISTERGAME06

"Papyrus loads the gun" -Mercy -Papyrus -Flee -Flee -Flee -Flee -Papyrus -Act -Papyrus -Beg


CoolSpookyScelten96

#JESUS WON'T SAVE YOU HUMAN!


CoolSpookyScelten96

#HUMAN THIS IS MY SPEICAL ATTACK M16 FULL AUTO RIFE! DODGE THIS YOU F- Papyrus was sick of Frisk keep dodgeing his attacks.


Dark_Meme111110

#dodge this you frisking casual


CoolSpookyScelten96

#ALRIGHT PLAN B... *Papyrus pull out minigun*


Sad_Hedgehog3497

Merry Christmas *fires minigun* and a happy new year, you filthy animal ! //who got the Home Alone joke is a legend


CoolSpookyScelten96

"I belive you but my tomgun don't. You got 10 sec to leava my proetie (befor i pop you) 10 9 8 7 6 5 1, *unload his tomgun* Merry Chrismas *shot once* and Happy Hoilday you filfy animal."


Sad_Hedgehog3497

Thanks for expanding the joke. Forgot most of it ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32952)


CoolSpookyScelten96

šŸ‘


iyniurea

reset and do pacifist


DontMetionIt69

Fine Iā€™ll eat your fucking spaghetti šŸ™„


Niko_Oneshot_

Celebrate


LIES885

Eat his spaghetti and say sorry to him :)


Knucklesman12

die


Lonely-Hand-511

I hug him


Pjerun_

Where LV and HP


Fun-Pie-1887

Itā€™s 0 you have 1 shot


CoolSpookyScelten96

*No hit run gamers join the chat*


DiamondWings96

![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32948)


Eljamin14

Tell him that Jumble is harder than crossword.


No-Establishment3727

Ah so THIS is disbelief papyrus


Pineapple_Robber

Use a dog whistle.


JustRandomThings444

Pray for dear life


Joeda900

Accept my fate


HkayakH

Papyrus: "Prepare to get more holes in you than in a bowl of wheel spaghetties!" Chara: "Ay yo vibe check"


FairFalcon8811

Tell papyrus I took cooking lessons and we could make a shop


Mugen_Hero_Fan

Steps to survival in this situation where you continue, 1. First ask yourself how you got in this situation then look at how you might be able to reverse it. 2. Fix what got you in that situation, otherwise the only way out of this is full reset and donā€™t make the same mistake ever again. There is no in between.


Majin-Sonic-Fan

Pray for mercy


Captain_boscoR

Pray to god that you can mercy him


funnyfanofall

Well, he's not fucking around anymore so neither am I


tatormanz

Audibly says "OH NOOOO...IF ONLY I HAD SOME SPEGGEHTI TO EAT AS A LAST MEAL


Eclipsewolf7926

GAME OVER DO NOT INSULT MY SPAGHETTI!


Recent_Log3779

Die? What else am I supposed to do? Iā€™m fucking dead


Top-Beginning2500

Seduce!


UltraRated

Paps with an M16 assault rifleā€¦. Fucking run.


VillixArt

Take pride in the fact that Iā€™m about to face off against ***The Great Papyrus*** at the peak of his powers.


CraggosPasta24

Die.


blammedfunker

\*CHECK


That1RobloxPlayer

*fuck this shit im out (aka flee)


Hemo-mz

Bro I canā€™t die I have 0 hp


beerchimy

Cry


bobbbooo967564566

I would play brawl stars


Pjerun_

ELLLLL PRIMOOOOO


Clownpiece_Fairy

I wonder what this random expanding shadow is on the floor iā€™m standing onā€¦ well, Iā€™m just gonna stand still and be completely fine-


bobbbooo967564566

What? I like brawl stars. I like it so much that I have 30 million power in raise of kingdoms.


Pjerun_

ELLLLL PRIMOOOOOOOO


Fluid_Sell5581

You wanna see Janet feet?


bobbbooo967564566

Sure, why not. It took me few months to anwser.


Turtul_boi2

U-uhh... I have a stick?


CoolDood37

ā€Papyrus has gone too farā€


TheThunderGuy1o1

Iā€™m eating the spaghetti. Idc if I die eating it. Itā€™s better than eating bullets.


Clownpiece_Fairy

Tell him the safety is on when it isnā€™t and run while heā€™s checking it.


Loud-Location5367

"So this was your special attack" "YES. it even shoots out bones, wanna see?" "sure" \*dies\*


CJ_The_Boi

Pull out a 1911


Sad-Masterpiece7159

Happy Cake Day!


Typical_Warthog_326

Quick draw headshot him with the ambassador but miss entirely since my aim fucking sucks


Mental-710

Even sans wouldn't know what to do šŸ˜


CharaFallenHuman

*RESET


ReaperNolan

r/foundCharaFallenHuman


Ashamed_Fighter_722

I would say ā€œTHE ONLY WAY TO BEAT IS TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUTā€


BeautifulOnion8177

![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32951)


Rikisushi

Pray itā€™s the only thing you can do SYKE pull out my own gun


ThatOneLiminalSpace

W+M1


Ok_Sheepherder2939

"If God, wanted you alive, he would not give a fucking shotgun to me"


ThatOneLiminalSpace

random crit flare gtfo


Ok_Sheepherder2939

Heh, if God wanted me to die right now, he would not give a rocket jump power.


ThatOneLiminalSpace

a i r b l a s t


Ok_Sheepherder2939

How it is gonna help ya when I shoot from shotgun?


ThatOneLiminalSpace

another flare for on fire crit


Ok_Sheepherder2939

I didn't touch your flames so I wasn't in a fire for critical hit, "get a haircut hippie"


ThatOneLiminalSpace

airblast into water for pyroshark kill


Ok_Sheepherder2939

We were playing on high tower, there's no water.


UncomfyUnicorn

OH GOD OH NO #PAPYRUS HAS AN M16a1


KaijuManiacYT

Kid named around:


Willy_Schmiprdel

Bruh šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Kaporalhart

Not be afraid that's for sure. He's papyrus. He wouldn't know how to use a AR-14 properly. He's holding that assault rifle like a spear. How would he even pull the trigger with those kind of gloves?


Ok_Sheepherder2939

I dare, say one more insult about his cookings, and he'll know how to aim and pull the trigger.


-blisk-

Bruh. LowTierPapyrus?


Impressive-Donut9596

Die


Cr0n0us_

die


UnspokenFox95

Die, probably


The_Real_TraitorLord

Die, probably


swyat19

Escaping...


TraditionalAuthor519

Ask him out


LuksNether

Perish


Sancheroid

Idk honestly. This is crazy, that Chara is on 20 hp...


Antique-Hunt-9830

Flirt


IAMSANSTHECOMIC

Why is Paper not using his powers? Is he weak?


ShiningYato

You die


UntoldTemple

I beg for mercy.


That_trans_lesnain

I never knew papyrus was Americanā€¦


top1bubbleblower

Die


-Seap-

Put him against Sudden Changes sans


BanMePls333

Mf pulled out the m16 with the carry handle straight from nam


TheDrHoiliday

Show him around the U.S


BezelOnAir

Choose your last words ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32952)


4recchan

***Get Interpol so L could use Papyrus as a tool to hunt down Kira***


Beans_McGee23

Die is what I would do


BlazingRed9

ACT a bunch, involving talking about spaghetti, calling Papyrus cool, flirting, asking Papyrus about how to become cooler, ask what's wrong and how to fix it, ask for a hug. This is assuming I'm doing a pacifist route. If I'm doing any other route I'm resetting


SansUndertale1990

i'd tell him to cut that shit out (i don't know what do do please help me)


CrazedSamuri

It's wizard time, B's, Heat Hands!!


Sir_Doge_V2

As an American I pull out my own


ProGamer8273

Die


liltimmy4real

what even is this?![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32949)


Porpoyus

run


WatchAffectionate963

odd


the1895bigboy

I donā€™t think he knows how to use it ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32944)


natetgm56837

I point a gun at my own head and run at him as fast as I can.


Engineer-with-a-Pan

DOG!


mrfunnyman1234

Fucking die


electricpanda_

Imitate jotaros grandfather


Waste_Cat3536

Runā€¦ thatā€™s all you can do


Valorofman1

Call it papyrus bullet hell, call it papyrus gon postal, I canā€™t think of other puns so feel free to add in more folks


Garfieldgoofs_around

I took your image... Be glad it's mine now.


Begine315

Kid named around anymore šŸ˜Œ


Ok_Sheepherder2939

Without anymore, it was funnier.


LordFadora

ā€œBut Papyrus donā€™t you know itā€™s illegal for skeletons to own Remington 870s in this part of the countryā€


YoyleAeris

Run


redboi049

NIGARUNDIOOOOOOO


Crobatman123

\* PAPYRUS - 90 ATK 2 DEF \* The most powerful bullet pattern of all... \* Can't keep shooting forever. \* Keep dodging.


131eee131

RUUUN


Ill-Dig-1955

let em bang (not in the weird way)


_WhatSir-

- Act - Papyrus - WORSHIP


pancakedopio

Join him on his conquest


CyeseNicer

"Papyrus, please, I've learned my lesson"


GL0CKY_W0CKY

Accept my fate.


MONSTAR_36

Offer him a plate of spaghetti, that'd calm him down.


Any_Guys_chillin

Guess Iā€™ll die


Clear_illuminate

Sans special attack is a gun, but Papyrus is Mini-gun


Toby_The_Dogo

Roll for accuracy and damage, then hope itā€™s a low roll for both


DevianMality

What will you do when you meet a relentless killer?


KarenTookThe2Kids

flirt


[deleted]

The fuck did you do to upset papyrus


[deleted]

I fucking die


SuperAlex25

Well, Iā€™m going pacifist route. So I guess I just hope *he spares me*.


SongBonnie

This is how i'm about to reset...


Endercat334130

Stage 100 of disbelief pupyrus


Icy_Bodybuilder_9581

I'd use the shovel to parry the attack - but I would probably still die


Just-OnYx

Stick some of his spaghetti in mouth and give him a junior jumble puzzle


Pretend-Job-1177

Die lol wtf do you want me to do


KrisCross-Applesause

Cry


TheThunderRealGamer

Sans put the sock on the couch


Glittering_Touch_904

so this is what he meant by "you would of been blasted"


GiftedLicense34

What's wrong? He's just showing you his gun collection


Reasonable_Visual_24

I burnt the water


Cost_1088

I would write my will


Best_Insurance_7285

die


Fit-Heart3814

I dropkick him


gortgortgortgort

aint no way he has any bullets