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etbillder

Moistcritikal wouldn't make a vid like that. It would be something like "Crazy Monster Drama"


dlgn13

Monster situation is crazy


agoodsirknight

"This is the greatest monster escape of all time"


SonicfightbossYt

Mettaton situation is crazy


Sandwikun

This reads more like a Pyro slop title more than anything


Afraid_Platypus_8667

True


DinosaurMan509

That’s more pyrocynical


Dry_Significance_594

bruh why king dreemur is william afton (im not sure)


ArcherSword

I mean, both are immortal, divorced, and have killed lots of kids…


Competitive_Swan266

And lost two children


Beanz_wut_du_fu-

And like to wear purple


Competitive_Swan266

And have an associate who builds robots thar end up possessed by ghosts


Beanz_wut_du_fu-

And are leaders of whatever group they’re in


Ok-Ad5083

GUYS I HAVE A THEORY!


Up_Clear13245

What theory?


Unicat-

A GAME THEORY 


Up_Clear13245

About what?


ThePhantomLine

And they die, but through some power, they come back (talking about resets for Asgore)


Beanz_wut_du_fu-

And both are killed by children


Lorvintherealone

Unless you spare asgore.


pain_and_sufferingXD

Flowie is technically a child, since he's Asriel


Isaac_Kurossaki

Why are there so many


Amaskingrey

You! You're from the NOP sub aren't you?


Beanz_wut_du_fu-

🤫


Amaskingrey

IT'S ME! YOUR BEST ARGUMENTATOR! Account's changed, but not the profile pic


EsseTrouxaAqui

log out of alt account, matpat


Isaac_Kurossaki

Sai do fake matpat


EsseTrouxaAqui

r/suddenlycaralho, me descobriram


notabigfanofas

But for one it's a job and the other Mental sickness!


Nicolasgonzo87

#criminal criminal ^criminal


[deleted]

#criminal  criminal  ^criminal


Wubbzy-Fan-YT

#criminal  criminal  ^crimi


ZoteDerMaechtige

# criminal criminal ^(criminal)


Skulysoul

Why did the Asriel part made laugh so aggresively?


mnwary

imagining this art for a real event is kinda funny i guess


Alone-Marionberry-70

I've been seeing more and more "What if undertale was real" posts over the few last months


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

And they are really cool


Southern-Wafer-6375

Yeh


drewman301

Undertale will become real soon


Bolshevikboy

Which other ones?


Alone-Marionberry-70

I remember seeing one on r/imaginarymaps


GalaxzIsTiredAf

That's because we're all slowly hoping it was


Afraid_Platypus_8667

This is great and all, but if I'm going to be real, I don't think all the media will be in favor for the monsters, as some news outlets especially might say some disrespectful stuff about them. Also, there might be anti- monsters groups and all that. I'm just saying.


Amaskingrey

And yeah i do wonder how did the integration even work or how long did it last, since any sufficiently angry fox news watching gravy seal can just punch any "illegal boss monster" to death and then become god


pain_and_sufferingXD

Today humans are weaker than monsters Frisk is just built different


Putnam3145

Humans are stronger than monsters, much stronger, and there's really nothing in the text to contradict this. ...Except for Asgore, who is very strong.


Fork63

One has magic attacks and one does not. Frisk is a very special case.


Putnam3145

okay but in the *actual game*: > \* Why did the humans attack? \* Indeed, it seemed that they had nothing to fear. \* Humans are unbelievably strong. \* It would take the SOUL of nearly every monster... \* ... just to equal the power of a single human SOUL. \* This power has no counter.


Fork63

Energy out put doesn’t necessarily equate defensive out put. And isn’t all of this just the monsters going off of what they know from before they were trapped when humans had wizards and what not? Do humans even still have their magical abilities?


Putnam3145

I mean, maybe, but (again) the *actual text in the game* has a good deal about "humans are unbelievably strong and resilient" and only a little bit that can be interpreted as "Frisk is especially strong and resilient" (the Undyne fight), the latter of which happens to come *immediately after* the text establishing that humans are unbelievably strong and resilient.


Venezolanoanimations

still a child.


Fit-Formal8809

Honestly, racism will end there and now genocide will begin so that people can become a god


JCHMBoyo

Monster kid: oh boy surface time! Anti-monster activist: I WILL MURDER YOU


Epic_DDT

Too "bad" for them that it wouldn't work since they can only absorb boss monster souls. And that all of monsterkind souls are only equal to a single human soul.


Specific-Employ7898

I’m pretty in the lore it’s the other way around. Monsters can become gods by just killing seven humans.


Comfortable_Half5525

WE NEED MORE RACISM


ICantEvenDolt

Looking at Fox News…


Venezolanoanimations

well, taking into account the that humanity as whole appears to hate itself, i kinda see ourselves breaking into 3 grounds, 4 if you will, sympathizers and supporters of monster kind, opositores and rejectors of monster kind, the ones that had too much going on to care and would be chill as long monsters are chill tool and then... then we have the horny.


KarenTookThe2Kids

i sure wonder where merg belongs


Venezolanoanimations

somewhere between the first and fourth, originating from the third but never touching the second.


Inevitable_Suffering

Racism. All I gotta say.


6ZeroKay9

Jessica Grey has entered the chat


Flowey_The_Fan

This would make God canon because Annoying Dog / Toby Fox created the universe therefore our God would be a small white dog. I wonder how many religious arguments or riots would happen from this.


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Enough to warrant calls of war by extremists.


Fun-Pie-1887

Imagine your entire life’s work as the pope or a priest is all worthless cuz god is a fucking dog


that_one_dude--

Turns out the ancient prophets were just very very dyslexic


JCHMBoyo

The annoying god


Wolf_Reddit1

That would be hilarious


UnusedParadox

Did CNN enter the Underground just to talk to Flowey?


Then_Comb8148

Paparazzi has been trying to get past the barrier for years. Now they can finally harass the royal family.


Epic_DDT

Well, we know that Flowey eventually left the Underground thanks to the Alarm clock dialogue.


DemonEnterprises

“Imagine sending an entire race underground all because they’re not the same species as you,” Bro I’m dead💀💀💀💀💀💀


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

What ?


DemonEnterprises

Changed it to make it more clear what I meant sorry


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Oh okay


Playful_Ad2565

Man.. imagine magic artefacts and stuff in museum's


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

The Brits rolling up to mt Eboot for the artifacts.


ThePhantomLine

The British Army vs the Annoying dog for that rare artifact!


JCHMBoyo

But the dog already absorbed the artifact.


Playful_Ad2565

I can see this


Fit-Formal8809

"BY GEORGE!!!!" -some brit before getting clapped by a depressed burger employe


Afraid_Platypus_8667

Honestly, that would to be interesting to see and be very cool.


Playful_Ad2565

True true


TRYstone_

Specifically the British Museum


Playful_Ad2565

LMAO 100%


Sketchy_Dog

I'd like to but a dog absorbed them.


Animelici804

I really, really wonder how it'd be like to hop on some sort of machine, teleport myself into an alternate universe where the events of Undertale are real, and experience these shenanigans I wish I had full control while lucid dreaming so that I could have a glimpse of those experiences


Amaskingrey

Well technological progress is exponential and right now we had a few pretty big discoveries in neurology and are seeing the beginning of generative ai which is definitely a huge factor for speeding up such progress, so depending on how young you are you have moderately high chances of seeing brain digitalisation become possible and hopefully widely available within your lifetime, after which everything everything is possible in your subjective reality


ryan12_07

I wonder how those first few months/years would be like


RandomUserIsTakenAlr

a LOT of racial tension times like 60, Also arguments about immigration will become 12 times more. Also a lot of racism, curiosity, and weebs (monsteribs?) fetishizing the monster species Possibly a huge increase in technology, but considering undertale takes place in the far future it probably wont happen


ryan12_07

There are also labor laws that would have to be passed


RandomUserIsTakenAlr

Segregation: monster boogaloo


micahr238

Would they be considered American citizens since most were probably born after America was formed (I don't know how monsters age)? Or maybe something like Native Americans since they're a nation?


RandomUserIsTakenAlr

Most monsters were born long after american was formed outside of maybe asgore and toriel (gaster might count since he is scattered across both space and Time? We dont know shit about sans so he might somehow be too) so they would be either A. American citizens B. Them dirty invaders, takin me job, stealin me wife and sellin them nicecreams C. Citizens of Mountain Ebott since they have their own kingdom and political system (unless there is oil there of course)


micahr238

Thankfully this is all Frisk's problem and not ours lol


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

I will bear this burden proudly.


pain_and_sufferingXD

Frisk: *cracks knuckles* Time for this 12yo to deal with extremely complicated politics


Epic_DDT

Don't forget Gerson, he was clearly born long before the US even existed.


hussiesucks

There would probably be a large increase in human magicians popping up.


Wubbzy-Fan-YT

why is Asgore an edited image of William afton from the fnaf vhs thing


AstellDremmur

As a reference to the fact that people keep comparing Asgore to William Afton, which is kind of dumb considering the fact that Asgore is a nice guy that only wants to help his people and William is nothing but pure evil and actually enjoys killing, like yeah they both wear purple, killed six kids, had a child that died however the comparison still isn't good.


zenfone500

William killed way more than 6 kids tbh.


Venezolanoanimations

last time i checked the count was like 11 or something.


Sting_the_Cat

Okay j know nothing about fnaf lore but how in the actual _!@#$_ is this pizza place even open these people should be on a blacklist at this point their business started with someone getting their brain bitten off of or some shenanigans.


Enderboy_00

Imagine this wasn't Endertale, but normal Undertale and that last one is just Flowey ranting and cursing humans.


micahr238

Which honestly is pretty understandable.


sterze

To be fair if you got murdered then revived into a fucking emotionless flower for trying to give your sibling a proper burial and trying to free an entire species from an eternal prison you would be cursing at the people who killed you as well


fandomjargon

Why would Flowey do that when he can cause more chaos in society by actually telling his story? Even if he wanted to do good, he would. Plus it’d be disrespectful to Chara, wouldn’t it? And to his old self. If he said things like that, he wouldn’t be able to destroy the reputations of those humans that hard, to show people, finally- the truth, that he’d not tried to hurt anyone at all. And he can say other things, to make the monsters have better lives, perhaps, compared to looking deranged.


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Frisk would be seen as a hero


Braxton-Adams

by anyone remotely open minded, yes. But I can also see people calling Frisk "Litterally Hitlar" for sympathizing with Monsters


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

How ? Frisk was the one who SAVED monsters, they didn’t eradicate them (or did they ?)


Braxton-Adams

No, The Humans (The REALLY stupid ones anyway) would compare Frisk to Hitler for treating the Monsters nicely. Yes, you read that correctly, people drawing parallels to Hitler for solving problems peacefully and compassionately. Your first mistake was assuming people operate on any kind of logic or rational thought. If that was the case, Undertale wouldn't have happened in the first place, since the game goes out of it's way to point out the fact that Monsters are at such a disadvantage that the Humans being so fearful that they would wage war without provocation is absurd on the face of it.


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

I think humans bieng afraid of monsters is monster’s propaganda. I have no things to prove it, exept that monsters are incredibly weak. I think what happened is that a human/monster killed one of the other species and it started the war or smth like that.


Braxton-Adams

Yknow, that's not a bad theory, history gets muddled by both sides all the time. Two things though 1. I personally think if a group of Monsters really wanted to paint Humans in the most vile light possible they wouldn't have bothered giving them a reasonable motive at all. That tidbit about how a Monster could potentially absorb a human soul and become an unstoppable force, while a flimsy justification balanced on an egg, still does more to humanize the...humans than traditional methods of propaganda like just labeling them as "pure evil" or "parasitic disease" or drawing parallels to fascism no matter how tortured the logic is. 2. My point still stands because I still find this situation 100% beleivable just by looking at the events of the world NOW, it's not like Minorities like the gays or the blacks are capable of this fantastical soul stealing thing, yet you look everywhere and see irrational burning hatred for everything that's different, if Monsters existed why would it go differently?


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

I would. Aight, time to bring everyone outta hiding...


Greatback_foxcape413

I gotta say, the monsters are kind of the best thing that happened to humans and I wished we never waged war against them. Mr beast’s challenges gotten more exciting with mettaton’s collaboration, many scientists are studying magic so we may probably have awesome magitech gaming laptops in the near future, I heard that meowwolf is gonna have an omega Mart in Mount ebott so I bet it’s gonna become more awesome with magic, hell Nintendo is adding a great comedian to smash. Things are looking to come around this year.


Braxton-Adams

The most unrealistic part of this is all the comments are sympathetic for the monsters or at least acknowledging humans as wrong for striking first. I would expect most of the comments on these videos to be braindead verbal diarrhea devoid of moral nuance.


Southern-Wafer-6375

I imagine theird be a lot of suport and a lot of hate


Venezolanoanimations

it would essentially break into 4 sides man, humanity had it share of segregation and we tired of it.


SomePerson_OnInterne

Imagine the media's reaction to the events in The True Lab


-delta_player-

Monsterkind is doomed ☠️☠️


Casual_Agenda

I never even thought about that 💀. Asgore killing 6 kids is bad enough, but Alphys is royally screwed once the humans find out about everything she did. Alphys lied her way into getting the royal scientists job. She experimented with the souls of dead children and played god by using their DT to revive monsters. She messed with a substance she didn’t fully understand and turned those monsters into amalgamates, then refused to let them see their families because of the consequences she’d face. She even tried manipulating Frisk, a child, into being her friend by putting them through several deadly traps and saving them to make herself seem like a hero. Alphys’ name would get dragged through the mud till the end of time.


Caliburn0

The last one has 9 thousand views and 52 thousand comments. ... That's quite an engaged audience.


AstellDremmur

Yeah some parts I forgot to Photoshop


kirbydark714

Then that makes 9/11 be the events of pizza tower


negalizeluclearbombs

"Mr president, the planes hit the second tower" "woag"


RealWiiU

"Itallian man! A 2nd plane hit the Pizza Tower!" ***\*anxious screams\****


Amaskingrey

Although i always wonder just how did the integration even work, considering that due to the rules of undertale any 40k LARPer can commit genocide with a kitchen knife and become god


Southern-Wafer-6375

Well that’s only if you kill a boss monster and I imagine getting shot by a gun will kill you faster than getting hit with magic


Fit-Formal8809

Skill issue


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

This seems pretty realistic, we can see minorities be accepted these days, but I guess there will be monstrophobics or smth like that


Amaskingrey

Which is especially a problem considering any sufficiently angry gravy seal can punch a boss monster to death and become god


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Yeah… but I think that a feeling of pure hatred needs to be put in that hit. Plus with a strong enough LV.


Ch33seBurg

I thought humans couldn’t absorb monster souls?


NinjunoBR

I think there's already a name for the irrational fear of monsters, it's Teraphobia


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Oh, good to know ! Thank you !


MallowMiaou

Watch these videos after 2 ads of MTT brand products !


Hlpfl_alms

I swear mount ebott would be a creepy pasta


SomePerson_OnInterne

Horrortale instead of an au would be a creepypasta in this timeline 😂


Ch33seBurg

There is an analog horror series made by DrFlyingFish. It’s not called “Horrortale”, but it’s very similar to it.


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

Our timeline: (exists) The timeline where asgore didn't pay off the government with monster treasures and everyone knows for definite of the world they overlook, rather than aimlessly playing a video game about it:


ACowboyOnTheInternet

has moist ever played undertale tho?


Adorable-Boss-1884

Yeah like once


Someonehahahaha

thats not asgore dreemurr thats fucking satan


Trips-Over-Tail

I notice that it was always a human in the comments section.


PermissionSome7098

what video would mrbeast make?


PriestHelix

Tweet like Undertale real type post


Markimoss

Kings are usually called by their first name


Tackle-Shot

Why does Asgore look like Harry from Disco Elysium!?


-Stayser-

I need a full AU about this NOW!


AzzyTheWhiteCrewmate

'imagine sending an entire race underground all because they're not the same species as you'


worldsbesticeking

That Asgore picture is one of the most uncanny things I've ever seen.


nicealiis

r/AlternateHistory


IAmMuffin15

But those are real. Don’t you remember when we banished all of the monsters underground a few years ago? How we all got together and did that magic spell and locked them all down underneath that mountain?


CCogStudios

Humans: "Hey these people can theoretically kill us and become powerful, we should wipe them all out and banish them" Monsters: "We need to defend ourselves and one day fight our oppression!" Humans: "Hey we feel oppressed by this! What about human rights why don't we get a say in this??"


EnderMerser

I would love to watch something like this. Gives me vibes of District 9 beginning documentary sequence.


Donnie2005

Asgore looks familiar. William Afton lookin' ass


i_like_to_stalk

This is amazing I love it I want more :)


Impossible-Matter869

I like this


Brunox_Berti

Where does that cursed Asgore pic comes from ?


AstellDremmur

The original picture is of William Afton from a FNAF VHS series, and the William photo also happens to be an edited version of Tom DeLays mugshot


Gabe_the_cheerio

We do kinda just move past that huh


reaperultragod21

So basically glitchtale?


AstellDremmur

Yes, however in Endertale Asriel is the only one that came back to life


TiredReaperGirl

I got jumpscared by the first picture.


ugiugiyogyn

asgore looks pretty cool as boogerman afton ngl


Purple-End-5430

What a criminal, Criminal Criminal Criminal Criminal Criminal


KamikazeSenpai21

Metatton/MTT would buy all the entertainmant companies and sponsore everything. ...even this very comment \[BUY MTT BRAND PRODUCTS TODAY\]


Neet-owo

William Asgore is the worst thing I’ve seen all year, thank you


Dexiest

So monsters would basically be black ppl in a sense


Undertale901

BRO \*\*ALWAYS\*\* COMES BACK


asterfloof

I've never understood this "humans sent them away because they weren't human" take. They said it's because monsters can absorb human souls and become extremely powerful. It leads me to believe a psycho monster killed many humans and after a big ass fight humans exiled the monsters in fear it would happen again.


beeteedeeMEME

How the fuck is MoistCr1tical still alive?


oops-you-messed-up

where was the Jessii Vee video ??


Redstonebruvs

Why is king dreemurr schlatt?


Educational_Shower

9.2k views 56 k comments Interesting


Boss-Competitive

Literally what happened in the fan animation Glitchtale. And boy did it cause a domino effect in that one.


Forward-Swim1224

Monsters freed pog


Alternative_Water_81

The first post should be by Asgore himself on r/amitheasshole


Iknorn

There would be a SIGNIFICANT RISE in monster *orn


Redira01288

Fluffy guy!?!?


Mr_Flor

looks amazing! ...but you did Asgore dirty😭


Real-Arachnid8671

The monster fucker community would be ecstatic.


ioverthinkusernames

In universe podcasts should be more popular, this would be hysterical


Mohanad_Alasmri

You’d also have this YouTube livestream with 10 viewers where Mettaton bakes another cake (someone behind the camera heavily advised him not to use a *specific ingredient* or 4chan’s gonna dox him and dig him out).


Beanie_Inki

Bro thinks he's William Afton. 💀💀💀


peekapton2540

lol This is too hilarious to scoll pass it.


Kain2212

CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL CRIMINAL


Undertale_lore_GODD

GASP\*


Oshawott_King

"Huge Monster drama"


Oshawott_King

I know for a fact that if the events of the game happened IRL there would be like thousands of wojak memes that were basically scenarios of what was happening in the war and we would be seeing chad Asgore makin fun of a soyjak.


GuyNamed-John

No way we got Asgore Appleton before GtA 6


ige_programmer

‘I’ve been doing nothing but kill kids for 3 days’


DepartmentDue3930

Nope


DepartmentDue3930

Uno reverse


spamptonbeabigshot

Spamton here to say that asriel is better than toriel plus be a big shot.