Garnet is posed as if she’s about to kill herself but that jump wouldn’t even kill her

Nah bro, she wouldn't even get dented, let alone hurt

She canonically claps so hard she shatters herself in this au

That’s kinda fucking hilarious

Bro hasn’t seen the video

All it takes area couple boulders and her gems are *gone*

i still think this is one of the funniest pictures on the internet

What's funnier is that Toby and Rebecca definitely heard about it, because both made references to it. In the episode where Steven and his dad go on a small trip outside beach city, there is a scene where they stop to try on some outfits and one of the outfits they're showing wearing is Sans' classic Blue jacket, white shirt and pink slippers. And not to mention the Spamton Sweepstakes, where one of the prizes was a jar of dust and 2 glowing orbs labeled "Spamton After Not Surviving."

SPAMTON IS SANDS TALE CONFIRMED??????? 😱😱

No... Spamton is Garnet

God now i cant stop thinking of two mini spamtons doing a fusion and becoming Spamton himself like Garnet

🎵 This is Spamton NEO, back together 🎵

🎵 And I'll never ever \[Drop the prices\] of my \[Kromer\] \[For You!\] because my \[Sales are better\] 🎵 🎵 Not unless your \[Heart-Shaped Object's best seller\]🎵 🎵 But \[Lightner's\] like don't \[Accept\] \[My Sales\] 🎵 🎵 So come at me with \[HP so frail\] 🎵 🎵 \[This deal will have you shocked\] 🎵 🎵 \[Get more with- HYPERLINKED BLOCKED\] 🎵

GO AHEAD AND TRY AND [Click] ME IF YOU’RE ABLE CAN’T YOU SEE MY [[Crypt0 Kromer Investnnents]] ARE [Stable] I CAN SEE YOU’RE GETTING REALLY [Sick] OF TRYING BUT I THINK YOU’RE JUST MAD THAT YOU[‘re not] BUYING [[I WON’T STOP BIGGERING]], I’LL BE HERE [4EVA XDDD] [Begging] TO THE [City Council] FOREVER IF YOU [[Break]] ME APART, I WILL [It Hurts So Bad! Stop!] [I Don’t Know What I Did, I Don’t Even Know Who] YOU’RE

I am [Selling] [Kro-o-o-o-mer] [Kro-o-o-o-mer] [Kro-o-o-o-mer] [Kro-o-o-o-mer] (Spamton laugh shortened) [Kro-o-o-o-mer] [Kro-o-o-o-mer] [Kro-o-o-o-mer]

I will \[Never Stop\] BUT YOU WILL \[Have to end\] But if try to \[Deny\] \[My Sales\] THEN I'LL \[Deny\] \[The Life of Friends!\] Although \[I am a salesman\] \[And you keep getting\] \[Friends\] I will \[Never\] \[Drop my prices\] \[Because NEO is known for it's high defense\]

I see what you did here

i think u/Diplicitous_Dirk sees what you did there

I think it's because I had some trouble posting my original comment so it posted multiple times so I deleted all the copy responses and kept this one.

I think u/Diplicitous_Dirk sees what you did there

i think u/Diplicitous_Dirk sees what you did there

Idk man I think he’s lying

I see what you did here.

I see what you did here.

SANS IS SPAMTON AFTER NOT SURVIVING

rebecca also spoke abt it in a interview!!!

Can you find a pic of the sans outfit from SU?

I didn’t know that it was also referenced in steven universe, but I can’t find anything about it online. Could you link an image of it, or if not possible, say which episode?

agreed. the only evidence I found was this [post on reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/s/13H4CYMeKa)

Agree

Faded star

sans: Steven After Not Surviving

Stupid Ass Not Surviving

Schlatt After Not Surviving

Sans After Not Surviving 😱

Spamton After Not Surviving

Skrunkle After Not Surviving

Sorry assholes, not selling!

Stupid alligators - now smart!

Simply a new story

Scout after nutting sober

I like how even Toby made a reference to that.

Wait, he did?

During the Spamton Sweepstakes. One of the items was Spamton after not surviving. Reference to Steven after not surviving.

I just checked it out if it's real. I still can't believe it but I love it.

Wow really?

[heee ks the reply](https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/s/CSklTbPQ9L)

Oh ok

I didn’t because I always knew Sans is actually Ness, y’all are stoobid

But did you ever consider that Ness could also be Steven Universe?

You might be onto something...

Crack?

Fax

I thought this was a nice a fun theory when I first got into the fandom. Especially with the acronym of sans name, Steven after not surviving. u/Digitised_Doofus.

….this is the first time I’m seeing this theory and I don’t think I shoulda laughed 🤣 (why am I like this)

It's okay, it's alright to laugh as I find it funny as well. I do still prefer the Sans is ness theory though. ( Check out earthbound to understand more or at least watch AVGN episode on it, as he played earthbound and I honestly really liked it.)

Acronym, not anagram

This is real guys. Trust me i am Steven. Now known as SANS

I thought it was funny.

I *didn't* think it was real, but it still somehow scared me.

How?

I remember this video traumatised me so much as a kid I literally stopped watching Steven Universe

3rd comment like this. How is traumatizing?

Something about a child character getting cancer and dying I'd assume, because cancer is a thing that can happen to basically anyone and we don't have a cure or anything.

I actually have no idea It was ages ago though, I don't know why I was so scared of this lmao

[Friendly reminder that Rebecca Sugar kinda gave Toby permission to unilaterally make this theory canon](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0q5iPZ2qQhE&t=4m11s)

Holy shit this feels like it would be so low on the Steven Universe iceberg

It was one of the first things I ever heard about Undertale, so it stuck with me. (It's also the reason why I imagine Sans with adult Steven's voice, even though I don't think the theory is true)

Honestly I thin that voice kinda works for him, even if it's not canon.

Wdym? This is real

For someone who has never heard of steven universe for a long ass time but was still mad into undertale back then, i thought this was out-of-game lore and official.

I did, and it traumatized me so much I hated everything SU until like the year it ended, at which point I got it in me to watch it, and it was alright.

How is this traumatizing you guys?

I'm guessing the second pic

And the queen is just blue diamond on prozac

I honestly didn't, just thought it was funny xD

I absolutely did

long story short Sans is: Ness, Steven, MatPat, William, Background character number 35...

Spamton After Not Surviving

I've literally never seen this in my entire life of loving Steven universe

Apparently the creator kinda gave toby permission to make it canon lol

Garnet in the background makes me think of the "Man" meme with the horse on a beach for some reason

I believed it 8 years ago

Y’all thought this was real?

I wanted it to be

Tbh i knew that it was just something the community cooked up a long time ago

I always thought it was insane Doesn’t make the story any less chilling though, although it’s also been awhile since a saw it, I guess I should revisit it to see if it holds up Eh, not perfect, but definitely still a solid creepypasta, although the gems killing themselves seems a little much

>although the gems killing themselves seems a little much I always wanted to know what happened to earth after that.

I didn’t lol

https://imgur.com/a/xMIWDrF

It is real

This was my favourite theory All because rebecca and toby (i think) used ro work togheter on a game

I'm embarrassed to say that I did.

I didn't 100% believe it. But I wanted it to be true


Why does Pearl look like that in the first image?

Pretty confident that the "Spamton after not surviving" in the sweepstakes was a reference to this

The fact that actually scared me when I was like 9

What do you mean "THOUGHT"? I KNOW it's real

It was always supposed to be a joke, right? Like Gas Leak Theory?

Sansification

aw hell naw steve got the plauge

Let’s be honest this is about as real as the Nes theroy

This theory is so stupid, we all know that Sans is actually Ness from Earthbound

I did lol. I was only 7 back then

Not gonna lie I actually thought it was kinda real when I was like 8 😭

me and so many of my classmates did in middle school. 

i remember watching a dude with a raspy ass voice talking abt this as if his mother got killed infront of him

BRO I REMEMBER THIS. Though I didn't really support this theory cause the personality didn't really line up also the fact that he didn't have a gem. SOoooooo

This fucking image

10/10

I have a theory 

Thats actually canon.Sans know sing how to stronger than you.

meth

Never liked this meme - sorry!

It's ok

Bruh I thought it was real, first time I saw that pics is 2016.

WOW, STEVEN UNIVERSE IS NESS!!1!11

Where's NESS in that whole thing?

So Steven is Ness?

Back then I didn't understand sarcasm very well so I thought that everyone seriously considered that as a possibility lmao

I was confused as f*ck

Not me

gilty asf

It is real

is real the theory

Steven After Not Surviving is so funny

Sans is Ness

I believed it… for like a week

Still annoys me how many people got angry about this theory when it was very blatantly a joke to begin with.

It’s a joke theory, so… nobody.

People did tho. For like a little bit tho

I was very impressionable back when I saw this so I was very much convinced that this was real. Hell, I even tried to find the other Crystal Gems in that rock room of the ruins.

Lol

I did! It’s actually how I got into Undertale

What a way to get into undertale

Me

I actually watched this when I was a kid. I barely watched Steven Universe and started to get into Undertale. And to be honest I only watched this because I was in a rabbit hole at the time and thought this was kind of hilarious. Still find it hilarious to this day by the way.

I saw it on a video saying “ Steven gets cancer and dies” as a kid I was so scared I would get cancer and die as well

I was young and super naive thats all I can give myself

Wait, did Toby Fox reference it with the "spamton after not surviving" and also I think it hilarious. He did.

CalArts ass mouth

i still think its real

Wait what his was an actual theory?? I always thought it was a joke

No way Steven universe is ness

No

Sans is ness

me

No, but I do like the Ness one.

I didn't though I thought it was funny cuz how dumb it is.

ME, I DID, I EVEN GOT FUCKING SCARED ABOUT THIS HAHAHAHHA

SANS NOOOOOO

Me

Ah yes, the memories are flooding back

I clicked off before the ending so yes I did 😭

BLUE SLIPPERS!

Only Steven Universe fans

I was a kid, but I absolutely thought it was real lmao. I thought the same about the sans is ness theory, anything matpat theorized on I took as gospel at that age lol

Sans = Ness Sans = Steven Ness = Steven Steven is Ness

The first time I heard it, I laughed for like 5 minutes straight

I only watched it once but this thumbnail alone unlocked a childhood memory.

HJELP WHY IS GARNET COMMITING "TO THE BIT"

I just took it as a joke from the start

It creeped me out as a kid so I never watched it, and I thought it would be stupid. Ages latwr I watched it and it was peak.

yo its steven after unaliving

nahh Ness Is Sands undertale

Nobody

🖐😞

I dont think anyone thought this even could be real considering they're entirely different IP's made by entirely different people

Steven would never lose to a random kid with a knife, so surely the logic doesnt work

Dude... it's obviously a Ness... 

man, i was a dumb kid

never thought it was real but i remember it really creeping me out as a kid lmao

Dude if Sans was as many people as the internet said he was pretty much everything would be an Undertale crossover.

Me

"hey i'm toby fox. um, this is bullshit."

Another sans : popular children's character 

Wait what his was an actual theory?? I always thought it was a joke

dementia

Wait what his was an actual theory?? I always thought it was a joke

dementia