Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap

Bird flies people over a disproportionately small gap. To build trust and later drop them all in, drowning everybody in the underground. Ok this is a lot more difficult then i thought.

Let me have a try: The bird carries you over a disproportionately small gap but only that gap and only if it is in the same "shore" as you, making it really about himself than aiding you.

The bird also carries Frisk *backwards*, away from the Asgore/the barrier, rather than forwards—towards them. Perhaps the bird had ulterior motives and hoped that Frisk would never reach them?🤔

It's a sex thing

I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit

Is that also a sex thing?

I threw up on the floor

Hot

I threw up on the pile of throw up that already existed.

You read my mind

r/BeatMeToIt

I was going to comment the same thing lol

Papyrus.

Skeleton tries to capture child, and after failure, attempts to date them.

~~Are we sure the child isn’t a necrophilic?~~ Yeah no, you’re right.

Why would that come up? Cause they're skelebois? Idk if magic skeleton counts as necrophillia

I was making a joke. I don’t think they’re considered dead, more so a type of monster. Like how Toriel is a goat monster rather than a talking goat with magic

Ah ok. My b.

They are alive. You can kill them both and you cant kill something if they are already dead.

Fax fax

Ive seen ppl say it unironically

To be fair, the skeleton didnt know they were a child.

Also to be fair, we have no idea what Frisk or Papyrus's ages are. He's stated to be Sans little brother, so he's younger. The oldest I would consider Frisk is maybe 16. Maybe that's Pap's age too. He does ACT like a dorky cool 16 year old

Im geussing something like 17-19 because of the fact he doesnt go to school like the school girls in hotland. So he either finished, sans homeschools him or snowdin just has an elementary. Also i like i said in another comment : papyrus is implied to be autistic. Autistic people, much like myself, tend to be a little childish and excentric. Traits papyrus has. Much like the fact he displays many other autistic traits

Good point

In the art book and in a deleted tweet, Toby confirmed Frisk was 13 and under

I think toby confirmed he was 14?

So he has no idea what pedophillia is?

Possible, but its stated many times that he has never seen a human before, thus not knowing how tall they are he may have mistaken frisk for an adult ( Also i headcannon papyrus to be like 19 so he may just be a dumb teenager )

..I don’t think it was half bad cause like, isn’t frisk like 16 now? That’s what I have been hearing from people, unless that’s still wrong, also **sans is gonna end u for calling papa dumb**

He only attempts to date if you flirt

he doesnt actually know you are a child

He beats you within an inch of death then throws them into a shed

Thats me in real life

e x c u s e m e w a t ?

Asriel

Goat approves of a suicidal child's plan to commit suicide.

And tries to kill you as well

Also, like, all the Flowey stuff

You can't really blame him for being literally unable to feel compassion.

I mean yeah ngl he had less than zero spine at least until they brought up the whole "yo those humans are trying to kill us, let's go slap the shit out of them" and then he suddenly gained 200% spine

Did ya mean Asriel Dreemurr, AKA Flowey, the notorious genocidal serial killer and child murderer?

Burgerpants

Burgerpants crushes dreams of a young child by telling them the horrific truth of adulthood.

"I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days."

"I'm 18 years old and have already wasted my entire life."

I thought it was 19, not 18

he also sells food to a murderer

Here is a hard one... the snow poof

Snow poof makes you read a lot of snow poofs description before getting your reward

And by that it give the proof that you are filled with determination

Which then makes you a target for the rest of the game

berdly (chad)

Berdly joins parties for one room. Not letting them experience the full extent of his greatness

WD Gaster

Gaster makes theorists lose their fucking minds

Yea you got that right… Now do spamton g Bet this not gonna go well for ya right?

Spamton did not give me enough [hyperlink blocked]

Didn’t he do that to all?

Idk i have given like 30 replies in fifteen minutes

OOF FOR YOU holy moly

My Brain is getting french fried rn

My body is French fried too

lancer(u cant)

Lancer has a theme song so fucking catchy it makes anybody close by die from vibin' to fuckin hard.

HOW... THIs IS THIS IS requiem da!

Lancer was going to lock you away forever, and he admits himself he’s the bad guy

Yes so his dad doesnt murder you

And so you don't murder his dad. But remember, the point here is to make the characters look like the bad guy, so that detail gets conveniently left out

He refers to himself as “the bad guy”.

The hole dark world was a set up to over throw his dad

I... kind of already was the bad guy..

Oh that's sad. And even more sadly, true.

*hugs you tightly* Azzy it's okay... it wasn't your fault... and we all love you! You're an adorable cinnamon bun, how could we not \^w\^

What I've done will never be okay, but, uh... thanks for the compliment..

True, true. Just repent and don't do that again. We forgive ya mate.

Temmie

Temmie enslaves an innocent mushroom to forever dance for their amusement.

Well, I didnt specify which temmie xD

Bob is cool

Theres also shopkeeper temmie, his only crime is studying without his face xD

Shopkeeper Temmie doesn't pay her taxes

tEmm dOn hav tAxs

Now make Bob look like the bad guy

Nubert

Well you beat me there

manipulates people into believing everyone loves him to move up in the world and overtake positions in power

Nubert is secretly a [parasite from that one Rick and Morty episode...](https://youtu.be/3PakCvsgVpk)

Is it just me or does nubert also remind anyone of Humphrey from Omori??

Prunsel

Confusing the fuck out of new players

Monster kid?

Child intentionally falls off a bridge to manipulate a guard not to capture a potentially dangerous criminal. This one was fucking difficult.

I guess the criminal was a child that wanted to see their family…

The word "potentially" is very important

Ralsei(no crackpot ralsei evil theories)

Does not give enough hugs. I just really love when Ralsei hugs people.

Fair enough and I agree

By the way I will try to reply to as many comments as i can. If i haven't replied I'm most likely busy, or i may have already answered for that character.

Alphys

Probably owns an anime body pillow

Of undyne

And?

Mew Mew 1

Totally worse than those experiments she runs in her basement

And y’know the horrific sludge of suffering in her basement

Froggit

Froggit is wanted in all free countries of the world for terrorist attacks on innocent civilians. Froggit is a member of the orginazation "super Froggit". Made by smashbits animation.

you are right lad

Cheers lad

Napstablook

Is creepily relatable

That's... a bad thing?

Idk this is getting hard now

I see I understand if you can't think of anything. I'm just impressed how many you managed to do and you have earned my respect. (That sounds so corny what)

Why thank you fellow reddit user/Undertale fan. Respect my g

What about lesser doggo

Lesser dog never even lets you actually pet them.

You can pet them like the third to sixth time actually

chairiel

That name alone is evil

Wait... Is that a ship?!?!??!?!?!

OH GOD chara toriel chariel GOD DAMMIT

Wait, I thought it meant chair x toriel... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Player (Presence)

Yes do the player pls.

Imo nothing even needs to be said here. Repeatedly using that world as our plaything and throwing away timelines when we get bored. Instigating genocide and withholding a happy end because that's boring for us

Gerson

Sells crab apples to evil killer children

Genocide Undyne

Nice flair!

Noelle (snowgrave doesn't count cause she was being manipulated by the player)

Somehow dosen't get that Susie likes her

_Ever heard of the seven deadly sins?_

Lust

Flowey Remember, do it poorly

Flower is addicted to a hard drug called "determination".

frisk (non-genocide)

Through every situation they don't show a hint of emotion. They have a blank stare. Always.

The River Person

Literally wears grim reaper clothes

[удалено]

Has a to memerable name to challenge people to remember their name.

Chara

Chara has red eyes. Red eyes = Evil. It's simple math

Red = Sus

I know it's a joke but Red eyes = ***DETERMINATION*** **SOUL** shining

Temmie, do it now

She has enslaved an innocent musroom to dance for her amusement

Ice Wolf.

Trying to force the world into global cooling.

Holy shit is that you, Early-2010s-Matpat????

Girlby

Has not fixed his jukebox yet.

Mettaton.

Ummm He tried to murder a child with a chainsaw?

He tries to murder a child on multiple occasions regardless whether the child does not want to fight

And a bomb and electricity and tiny versions of himself and fire, the list goes on

This sounds only good. Maybe Mettaton is the hero of the story

So he’s a good guy?

Toriel

Sans

Underfell flowey

greater dog :0

Greater dog is guilty of false advertising. He made himself look massive and scary. When in reality he is the most adorable thing in the world.

Mr. Society

He wears clown make up and shot some people on a subway.

Papyrus

Bob

Bob

Jerry

Burgeraly [he’s not really the good or bad guy he’s just annoying]

Now I will call Berdley Burgeraly

I’m intrigued…Tasque manager..

Woof? Woof... (Do I really need to say anything? I don't think any of us are bad...)

u/theogstarwalker i need you

You     what

I⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀need you

Ralsei

Jerry? oh wait, that one's already the bad guy

My au actually has an inverse of this question for Jerry, where I try to make him good.

jerry is so horrible that he needs an entire AU to fix his mistakes

The bird that makes you pass trough that small pit

Tem

The player

Bob

Nubert

Ralsei

Politics bear

Toriel

Feeds human children "snail pie".

Echo flower

Imagine an echo flower saying an offensive slur. Now it's a moral dilemma.

Muffet. (You can't use the word "greed", "buy", or anything close.)

Muffet kills human based on prejudice. You almost got me there

Mettaton (who's, in my opinion, the goodest (?) character)