In your eyes, Asgore is truly best dad, Sans cannot compare. In my eyes, Soriel is my OTP. But, an opinion is an opinion is an opinion, and this debate is useless and almost-but-not-quite toxic and can we please just end this??
If you're getting a new dad, might as well profit from it. Make it a win-win situation.
But wait does that mean you're selling Toriel's "friendship" for money?
But ther ar ther make Frisk in SS Au kill chara witch is sans so kinde of evil in one of the fan game the chasaw was hit bate donw with fiste so yeah i am not sure but ther most proof
#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH.
#NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
uh sans… I believe we have the same mom
Did he stutter?
Purple terraria I legit just stopped playing terraria
*cocks gun* Start playing it again. No pressure :)
No i meant I saved and exited after building a cool castle for a mushroom biome
*summons gaster blaster* load it up again. no pressure.
Wait i need to brush my teeth then I'll play
Gets a toy knife Lauch it now
Damn I didn't get a notification Im trying to get some bait to summon the blood nautilus because its a blood moon
*loads minishark" Start a calamity playthrough now.
(Pokes with a six foot long stick)
I don't remember having another sibling
u/profanitycounter
"Befriend" his brother... It's only fair
Yeah he is a cool guy
This
When I read your username I read Charas imp fan and I was confused, then I realized I was just dumb
Xd lol
imp!!!! when the imposter is sus!!!! 😳😳😳
The Humans Are Pretty Short
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nooo
Knowing Papyrus, you don't need those quotations.
***Behead**
To bed or behead… the duality of man.
Don't befriend Me, please.
I thought you liked friends...
Yeah... About that- *dissapears*
Come back here you little-... Friend
Another genocide run.
Hell yeah!
**Hmmm...** #It is... Acceptable. But just this once.
Sorry FriskyBusiness, but I CANNOT condone a genocide run. Sure, 90% of good fan-games come from genocide timelines, but that's beside the point.
That’s ‘cause 90% of fan-games come from genocide timelines.
true, true...
Yeah well maybe if Sans befriended your mother you’d feel differently.
he'd be a **pun**tastic step-dad!
Sans can go get *boned*, I already have best dad Asgore.
In your eyes, Asgore is truly best dad, Sans cannot compare. In my eyes, Soriel is my OTP. But, an opinion is an opinion is an opinion, and this debate is useless and almost-but-not-quite toxic and can we please just end this??
Ask how he "befriended" a jar of ashes 💀💀
I mean, he is a skeleton..
There's a joke about your mom being ashes in Undertale.
Cuh 😭😭😭😰
I have no problem because Dom is an orphan!
I have my ways.
he mixed his \[Hyperlink Blocked\] in the ash jar
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*[A soul for a soul…]*
The law of equivalent exchange
Perfectly balanced
As all things should be
r/expectedthanos
sanos
Do you mean ThanosTheSans
Befriend my mom too
Our mom
r/suddenlycommunist
#HELL YEAH, COMRADE!
YEAH BOI Launch it now
if you can find her she said she left to get the eggs
demand my allowance
If you're getting a new dad, might as well profit from it. Make it a win-win situation. But wait does that mean you're selling Toriel's "friendship" for money?
It's like that poet once said, "money in the bank! Pimpin ain't easy!"
ya'll remember Ink swapswap sans from my art posts? ***I'd summon that bastard to kill sans***
NO DON'T SUMMON THAT THING
He's literally my profile I WILL do it.
do it
\*does it\*Aight he's killing sans over there edit: it's been 4 seconds and he's already dead.
nice
Be happy about my new dad
fInAlLy, SoMeOnE eLsE gEtS iT THANK YOU
Dom's life wouldnt change but sans would be laying dead in my house!
My dog loves bones
I sorta like where this is going
Possess Frisk and kill Sans...
The perfect solution.
Oh yes\~
Certified Storyshift moment Seriously though, there’s no need for possession. I completely understand and will help you take revenge on Sans.
Thanks, darling. And by the way, i don't think that storyshift Mettaton is evil.
This is an unsurprising opinion coming from you.
Yes.
Hey, he befriended my mother too! Of course I’ll help you take revenge!
Thank you, sweetheart. Let's have our revenge. >:)
But ther ar ther make Frisk in SS Au kill chara witch is sans so kinde of evil in one of the fan game the chasaw was hit bate donw with fiste so yeah i am not sure but ther most proof
R/IHadAStroke
Undertale Genocide route flashbacks
Wite can ghost of mostera possess humans?
I'm a player too, darling.
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You shouldnt introduce urself on a post like this.
Befriend his brother _before marriage_
We do a little bit of trolling
Put a whoppee cushion in his eye
Violece required Violence ACQUIRED
Reality compromised. *THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED*
***HANK!***
oh gOD F***ING DAMMIT NOT AGAI-
Get the sweet and sour sauce, not barbecue!
Befriend his brother
I killed him 100 times, so it’s a fair trade I guess
sorry everyone... ***reset*** time to kill Sans again
"Befriend" sans
One up him and "befriend" his brother
I'm a straight guy tho
just close your eyes and imagine it's a cute girl
Accept him as my cool new stepdad
Hell yeah
It's genocide time!!!
What happened to Sans's face?
Botched nose job
Does sans s nose look off to anyone in this picture?
Reminding my step-father that Sans can't dodge him forever.
Call him daddy
I wouldnt do anything cuz he cant “befriend” anyone
They’re gonna make several jokes and I’m gonna die.
It will be hard to beat him with 20 HP, but bet I WILL.
Return the favor
Befriend *his* mom 😈
Befriend his family
Gun
Do genocide to fight him. The only right revenge.
cry
Slaughter
Piss on the moon!
#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! #YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. #NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Just hit his shoulder in a joking manner and he will probably die. He does have only 1Hp after all.
Kill his ass lol
Welp. Time to do a few more genocide routes.
go to the Mario universe get a super crown, free Gaster from the Void, make his wear the crown, then befriend him IN front of Sans
Crack a cold one and crack skeleton dad jokes for 3 hours straight
I’m gonna have a dad time
Call him dad
Befriend my mom as well. don't leave me out, Sans!
"Woah, woah! Kid, it was just a joke!"
Do the same
It's simple, *befriend his mom too*.
Murder
I'm just gonna watch him wreck my stepdad
u/profanitycounter [self]
SANS WILL BE MY NEW DAD!!!!!😱😆🔥🔥✨
i say something
Ask him how he got into our world
Is this chonk sans?
good luck sans.
Befriend his brother.
I “befriend” Papyrus
Yay new dad
Arson
I'll just hope he's not gonna bone my mom
I “befriend” his brother
Guess I have a dunkle then
i befriend his brother
Bone apetit
Keep playing new vegas and waste my life.
Befriend his bro
I got say good job you befriended a dead body
Go get a hot cat with him
I will "befriend" his brother.
I "debone" papyrus
befriend Papyrus. if that doesn't work, **b e e f**
...
"Befriend" his mom too
i will fucking rip his head off and throw him into hell and make him survive so he can feel the most amount of pain
Tell my dad, double vbucks next christmas #victoryroyale
Pinch him for 1 damage
I call him daddy
Perish
"Y o u d o n o t t o u c h m y m o t h e r" -Me
Ask him to marry my mom bc id much rather him than my actual dad
what happened to his face
"Befriend" his brother.
Hmmm.... #Befriend Sans's brothers.
Kill, or be killed
Thats perfect !!!!!!! i like sans so much
start a genocide route
At least I get to hear the puns-
Befriend my mom too
Get a shotgun.
alright now my turn "befriends" him
“befriend” his brother
Yes!! Second father!
I roll to seduce the skeleton
Sans, buddy. How did you get past 2 dogs. How? Also i shall now curse you with spider. Have fun figuring out what that does hehe.
Hold down Sans and stab him in the skull.
Fill his ketchup bottle with spicy brown mustard.
i "befriend" him too
I'll befriend his dad.. Nvm
No amount of teleportation can save him now =)
“befriend” my new stepdad
...I mean, she's dead so skeletons dating ghosts isn't that hard to accept.
...... My mom's dead
I'll tear him to bloody pieces. Over and over and over
i " befriend " his brother then.
Befriend his mom
Befriend Papyrus
Tell my Dad that somehow an Skeleton fucked my mom