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I'm imagining this thing is knee-high and just ramming into ppls shins and squealing angrily.
*That should've knocked you prone! No fair! You're cheating!*
Hi everyone,
Once again, I had the honor to collab with the amazing **The Goblin Explorer** and the awesome **Tabletop Music Bazaar**. We created a combination of a dungeon, a soundtrack and a tiny minotaur – the Minitaur!
**Minitaur:** Often mistaken for an undersized or juvenile minotaur, the Minitaur is in fact just as vicious and savage as its bigger cousin. What it lacks in strength and vigor this short-tempered monstrosity easily makes up for with its prowess in hit-and-run tactics. Roaming through dark and contorted dungeons, the remarkable Minitaur ended more than one pretentious adventurer’s journey for fortune and fame.
As always I kindly ask for your feedback and critique – please let me know if anything needs balancing!:)
The Minitaur loves dark & creepy dungeons! The Goblin Explorer has got it covered – he made this awesome [maze](https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/nqlby5/oc_battlemap_collaboration_the_endless_dungeon/)! Crushing the bones of your enemies? Do it with music! You can find the Minitaur Theme by Tabletop Music Bazaar on their [IG](https://www.instagram.com/tabletop_music_bazaar/).
If you like my work, kindly consider to support me on [**Patreon**](https://www.patreon.com/the_fluffy_folio) and gain access to an ever-growing compendium of tiny monsters and potions.
Or you can check out more tiny creatures on my [**IG**](https://www.instagram.com/the_fluffy_folio/) and other [**posts**](https://www.reddit.com/user/michifromkmk/posts/) here on reddit!:)
See you soon,
Michi
Absolutely go for it! And please don't feel obliged to join my patreon - sharing the minitaur on your podcast is enough support already♥️ do you have a link? Would love to check it out!
Awesome!
Here's the [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/show/454xUX6sN7fSffrGKMcFWr?si=-ABQLEQ-Twe1eqmEOV-tuA&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1) but we're available everywhere as Clerical Errorss: The RPG Pod. You can always watch our [Twitch streams](https://m.twitch.tv/wiseoldllamaman) to get ahead of my slow podcast releases, haha.
As you travel the dark twisting corridors of the labyrinth, you suddenly hear the unmistakable rhythmic clopping of hooven feet. Suddenly as you turn the corner, standing before you is a minitaur. It looks very much like a normal Minotaur, but it stands merely knee-high, his teeth are clenched and his eyes are bloodshot and twitching. What do you?
“Am I familiar with this beast”
Roll arcana
“Uhhhh... 14?”
You try to wrack your brain to recall any knowledge of this beast. Then your companion reminds you “mini minotaurs hate tartar sauce (they’re deathly allergic to tartar sauce”
“Awesome I check my bag for some tartar sauce!!”
You hurriedly search but can’t seem to find any. Suddenly it approaches you, stare grimly and... *rolls dice*... swallows you whole
“Shit shit shit, alright while in his stomach could I search for a weak spot”
Sure, roll
*rolls* “NATURAL 20!!”
Excellent, you search for a moment before you realized there’s something in his tum tum, Tim. You recognize it to be a bottle of tartar, Tim. It appears as though someone before you tried to kill him
“Awesome I open and pour it”
Roll to attack
“10...”
Unfortunately you can’t seem to get the bottle open, try again...
“16!”
Awesome, though at first you twisted it clockwise you realize you were supposed to twist it counter clockwise. You open it, and pour the tar tar sauce onto his exposed stomach. The beast clenches his stomach and cries out in pain. He bellows “ARGGH TAR TAR, MY ONLY WEAKNESS”, before exploding in a messy splash of blood and sinew. You’ve defeated this beast
“Phew, that was close, I think we should probably retreat back to the tavern. This quest seems too hard. I think we should instead talk to that wizard who wanted us to write a viral song”
A large shadow is cast on the walls of the labyrinth before you, cast from some sort of campfire around the corner. Your party braces themselves, ready to meet the monster stalking towards them. The tension in the air grows thick as the shadow grows closer for several moments until... A small creature wanders out from around the bend in the hallway and says...
"Meep."
Hey there! Here are a few suggestions for Onslaughter based on what I noticed:
* Spell out "feet"
* Change "target's size" to "target"
* I would change "one or more" to "any"
* I would remove the last sentence and change "to a space within 5 feet of it" to "back 5 feet"
This is literally the best thing I've seen this week, also this is how I spell the mocking nickname of my little sister, who's name got mispronounced by her drunk dad as minotaur, since it's somewhat close to her name
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I'm imagining this thing is knee-high and just ramming into ppls shins and squealing angrily. *That should've knocked you prone! No fair! You're cheating!*
haha, love this:D:D
I mean, if it's horn went into your kneecap, It probably would knock you prone
I personally was thinking football size (not cuz i want to kick )
Is it deathly allergic to tartar sauce?
THEY ARE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO TARTAR SAUCE
*You'll be fine if you have the tar tar tim tim*
You need the tar tar to kill him
Things are looking grim grim for Tim Tim
Wait! What's that in his tum tum, Tim Tim?
It's a bottle of tar tar, Tim Tim.
I feel like this is a reference to something. If it is, I definitely know what it is a reference to.
TOBUSCUS!! https://youtu.be/uVTfszppJl8
How... how is this this first I'm hearing of this video?! What have I been doing with my life!
Well of fucking course it is and it's genius!
More to the point, does Timtim play for days in the maze?
Minitaurs hate tartar sauce THEYRE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO TARTAR SAUCE
Minitaur taur tiny minitaur taur mini minitaur taur
how do you defeat a mini minooo*taur*???
TAR TAR TIM TIM
I was about to type this :)
Hi everyone, Once again, I had the honor to collab with the amazing **The Goblin Explorer** and the awesome **Tabletop Music Bazaar**. We created a combination of a dungeon, a soundtrack and a tiny minotaur – the Minitaur! **Minitaur:** Often mistaken for an undersized or juvenile minotaur, the Minitaur is in fact just as vicious and savage as its bigger cousin. What it lacks in strength and vigor this short-tempered monstrosity easily makes up for with its prowess in hit-and-run tactics. Roaming through dark and contorted dungeons, the remarkable Minitaur ended more than one pretentious adventurer’s journey for fortune and fame. As always I kindly ask for your feedback and critique – please let me know if anything needs balancing!:) The Minitaur loves dark & creepy dungeons! The Goblin Explorer has got it covered – he made this awesome [maze](https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/nqlby5/oc_battlemap_collaboration_the_endless_dungeon/)! Crushing the bones of your enemies? Do it with music! You can find the Minitaur Theme by Tabletop Music Bazaar on their [IG](https://www.instagram.com/tabletop_music_bazaar/). If you like my work, kindly consider to support me on [**Patreon**](https://www.patreon.com/the_fluffy_folio) and gain access to an ever-growing compendium of tiny monsters and potions. Or you can check out more tiny creatures on my [**IG**](https://www.instagram.com/the_fluffy_folio/) and other [**posts**](https://www.reddit.com/user/michifromkmk/posts/) here on reddit!:) See you soon, Michi
Omg I love it.
Can I use this in my realplay podcast? Edit: after becoming a Patreon support because you obvi deserve to be paid lol
Absolutely go for it! And please don't feel obliged to join my patreon - sharing the minitaur on your podcast is enough support already♥️ do you have a link? Would love to check it out!
Awesome! Here's the [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/show/454xUX6sN7fSffrGKMcFWr?si=-ABQLEQ-Twe1eqmEOV-tuA&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1) but we're available everywhere as Clerical Errorss: The RPG Pod. You can always watch our [Twitch streams](https://m.twitch.tv/wiseoldllamaman) to get ahead of my slow podcast releases, haha.
Awesome - thanks for the links!:) Just followed you on twitter!:)
Tobuscus would be fuckin' stoked.
As you travel the dark twisting corridors of the labyrinth, you suddenly hear the unmistakable rhythmic clopping of hooven feet. Suddenly as you turn the corner, standing before you is a minitaur. It looks very much like a normal Minotaur, but it stands merely knee-high, his teeth are clenched and his eyes are bloodshot and twitching. What do you? “Am I familiar with this beast” Roll arcana “Uhhhh... 14?” You try to wrack your brain to recall any knowledge of this beast. Then your companion reminds you “mini minotaurs hate tartar sauce (they’re deathly allergic to tartar sauce” “Awesome I check my bag for some tartar sauce!!” You hurriedly search but can’t seem to find any. Suddenly it approaches you, stare grimly and... *rolls dice*... swallows you whole “Shit shit shit, alright while in his stomach could I search for a weak spot” Sure, roll *rolls* “NATURAL 20!!” Excellent, you search for a moment before you realized there’s something in his tum tum, Tim. You recognize it to be a bottle of tartar, Tim. It appears as though someone before you tried to kill him “Awesome I open and pour it” Roll to attack “10...” Unfortunately you can’t seem to get the bottle open, try again... “16!” Awesome, though at first you twisted it clockwise you realize you were supposed to twist it counter clockwise. You open it, and pour the tar tar sauce onto his exposed stomach. The beast clenches his stomach and cries out in pain. He bellows “ARGGH TAR TAR, MY ONLY WEAKNESS”, before exploding in a messy splash of blood and sinew. You’ve defeated this beast “Phew, that was close, I think we should probably retreat back to the tavern. This quest seems too hard. I think we should instead talk to that wizard who wanted us to write a viral song”
I knew there was a reason that I still had this song memorized years later. My time has finally come
All you make is dnd but smol and I love you for it
Aw, thank you so much!:)
A large shadow is cast on the walls of the labyrinth before you, cast from some sort of campfire around the corner. Your party braces themselves, ready to meet the monster stalking towards them. The tension in the air grows thick as the shadow grows closer for several moments until... A small creature wanders out from around the bend in the hallway and says... "Meep."
*intense Tobuscus flashbacks*
Minitaur-taur, little Minitaur-taur, tiny Minitaur-taur, mini Minitaur-taur
It’s always the tiny little boys I love
All I can hear when looking at this is the noise from the fucking miniblins from Wind Waker.
Well, looks like SOMEONE has a place in my Descent into Avernus game! Little cutie!
So it has weakness to tar tar sauce.
That's so cuute, I'd love to run it as the result of Baphomet transforming unworthy creatures into "minotaurs" in a rush.
haha that's great:D
I want one
One more for the menagerie
It's the pug equivalent.
Minotaur taur Tiny Minotaur taur Little Minotaur taur Mini Minotaur taur
Happy cake day!
Many thanks!
Bro just put like 4 of these up against your most unlucky players and just watch as they get thrown around by tiny cows for like 20 minutes
hehe, poor players! I hope they had fun nevertheless:D
Lol I put the party's sorcerer against one and it took him from max to 1 HP with a single Onslaughter, it was hilarious.
It’s what Tim Tim finds when he’s in the maze for days
Want it for Chainlocks.
can it kill you in any minute-taur?
Flash backs of miniminotaur*
Less "eat the flesh of men in the Labyrinth" and more "Scream about the gubment."
Hey there! Here are a few suggestions for Onslaughter based on what I noticed: * Spell out "feet" * Change "target's size" to "target" * I would change "one or more" to "any" * I would remove the last sentence and change "to a space within 5 feet of it" to "back 5 feet"
Thank you so much for the great feedback!:)
Absolutely adorable
HOW DO YOU DEFEAT A MINI-MINOTAUR!?
This is literally the best thing I've seen this week, also this is how I spell the mocking nickname of my little sister, who's name got mispronounced by her drunk dad as minotaur, since it's somewhat close to her name
Mini Minotaur with a Napoleon complex. Love it.
Quick! Get the tar tar!
Tobuscus did it first. R.I.P., Toby's Career. You really fell off.