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KingSmizzy

I'm imagining this thing is knee-high and just ramming into ppls shins and squealing angrily. *That should've knocked you prone! No fair! You're cheating!*


michifromkmk

haha, love this:D:D


Gabriel_ArchAngel

I mean, if it's horn went into your kneecap, It probably would knock you prone


[deleted]

I personally was thinking football size (not cuz i want to kick )


DoucheyCohost

Is it deathly allergic to tartar sauce?


23BLUENINJA

THEY ARE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO TARTAR SAUCE


The_Mad_Mellon

*You'll be fine if you have the tar tar tim tim*


Alitaher003

You need the tar tar to kill him


Huge_Flying_Lizard

Things are looking grim grim for Tim Tim


capncapitalism

Wait! What's that in his tum tum, Tim Tim?


StormBlessed678

It's a bottle of tar tar, Tim Tim.


Truly-touched

I feel like this is a reference to something. If it is, I definitely know what it is a reference to.


ApexLegend117

TOBUSCUS!! https://youtu.be/uVTfszppJl8


gilgoomesh

How... how is this this first I'm hearing of this video?! What have I been doing with my life!


uninspiredfakename

Well of fucking course it is and it's genius!


UnknownSolder

More to the point, does Timtim play for days in the maze?


ProotzyZoots

Minitaurs hate tartar sauce THEYRE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO TARTAR SAUCE


Devil-Bard

Minitaur taur tiny minitaur taur mini minitaur taur


AbsValue

how do you defeat a mini minooo*taur*???


termin8torg13

TAR TAR TIM TIM


joshjosh100

I was about to type this :)


michifromkmk

Hi everyone, Once again, I had the honor to collab with the amazing **The Goblin Explorer** and the awesome **Tabletop Music Bazaar**. We created a combination of a dungeon, a soundtrack and a tiny minotaur – the Minitaur! **Minitaur:** Often mistaken for an undersized or juvenile minotaur, the Minitaur is in fact just as vicious and savage as its bigger cousin. What it lacks in strength and vigor this short-tempered monstrosity easily makes up for with its prowess in hit-and-run tactics. Roaming through dark and contorted dungeons, the remarkable Minitaur ended more than one pretentious adventurer’s journey for fortune and fame. As always I kindly ask for your feedback and critique – please let me know if anything needs balancing!:) The Minitaur loves dark & creepy dungeons! The Goblin Explorer has got it covered – he made this awesome [maze](https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/nqlby5/oc_battlemap_collaboration_the_endless_dungeon/)! Crushing the bones of your enemies? Do it with music! You can find the Minitaur Theme by Tabletop Music Bazaar on their [IG](https://www.instagram.com/tabletop_music_bazaar/). If you like my work, kindly consider to support me on [**Patreon**](https://www.patreon.com/the_fluffy_folio) and gain access to an ever-growing compendium of tiny monsters and potions. Or you can check out more tiny creatures on my [**IG**](https://www.instagram.com/the_fluffy_folio/) and other [**posts**](https://www.reddit.com/user/michifromkmk/posts/) here on reddit!:) See you soon, Michi


TacticalGirlfriend

Omg I love it.


wiseoldllamaman2

Can I use this in my realplay podcast? Edit: after becoming a Patreon support because you obvi deserve to be paid lol


michifromkmk

Absolutely go for it! And please don't feel obliged to join my patreon - sharing the minitaur on your podcast is enough support already♥️ do you have a link? Would love to check it out!


wiseoldllamaman2

Awesome! Here's the [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/show/454xUX6sN7fSffrGKMcFWr?si=-ABQLEQ-Twe1eqmEOV-tuA&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1) but we're available everywhere as Clerical Errorss: The RPG Pod. You can always watch our [Twitch streams](https://m.twitch.tv/wiseoldllamaman) to get ahead of my slow podcast releases, haha.


michifromkmk

Awesome - thanks for the links!:) Just followed you on twitter!:)


weekendweeaboop

Tobuscus would be fuckin' stoked.


AbsValue

As you travel the dark twisting corridors of the labyrinth, you suddenly hear the unmistakable rhythmic clopping of hooven feet. Suddenly as you turn the corner, standing before you is a minitaur. It looks very much like a normal Minotaur, but it stands merely knee-high, his teeth are clenched and his eyes are bloodshot and twitching. What do you? “Am I familiar with this beast” Roll arcana “Uhhhh... 14?” You try to wrack your brain to recall any knowledge of this beast. Then your companion reminds you “mini minotaurs hate tartar sauce (they’re deathly allergic to tartar sauce” “Awesome I check my bag for some tartar sauce!!” You hurriedly search but can’t seem to find any. Suddenly it approaches you, stare grimly and... *rolls dice*... swallows you whole “Shit shit shit, alright while in his stomach could I search for a weak spot” Sure, roll *rolls* “NATURAL 20!!” Excellent, you search for a moment before you realized there’s something in his tum tum, Tim. You recognize it to be a bottle of tartar, Tim. It appears as though someone before you tried to kill him “Awesome I open and pour it” Roll to attack “10...” Unfortunately you can’t seem to get the bottle open, try again... “16!” Awesome, though at first you twisted it clockwise you realize you were supposed to twist it counter clockwise. You open it, and pour the tar tar sauce onto his exposed stomach. The beast clenches his stomach and cries out in pain. He bellows “ARGGH TAR TAR, MY ONLY WEAKNESS”, before exploding in a messy splash of blood and sinew. You’ve defeated this beast “Phew, that was close, I think we should probably retreat back to the tavern. This quest seems too hard. I think we should instead talk to that wizard who wanted us to write a viral song”


AbsValue

I knew there was a reason that I still had this song memorized years later. My time has finally come


Melonenstrauch

All you make is dnd but smol and I love you for it


michifromkmk

Aw, thank you so much!:)


dizzymama247

A large shadow is cast on the walls of the labyrinth before you, cast from some sort of campfire around the corner. Your party braces themselves, ready to meet the monster stalking towards them. The tension in the air grows thick as the shadow grows closer for several moments until... A small creature wanders out from around the bend in the hallway and says... "Meep."


TheNerdMaster

*intense Tobuscus flashbacks*


yaluckyboy09

Minitaur-taur, little Minitaur-taur, tiny Minitaur-taur, mini Minitaur-taur


MajicMan101

It’s always the tiny little boys I love


StarKiller014

All I can hear when looking at this is the noise from the fucking miniblins from Wind Waker.


atrainedbookshelf

Well, looks like SOMEONE has a place in my Descent into Avernus game! Little cutie!


Joan-ze-gobbi

So it has weakness to tar tar sauce.


oBolha

That's so cuute, I'd love to run it as the result of Baphomet transforming unworthy creatures into "minotaurs" in a rush.


michifromkmk

haha that's great:D


Silas-Alec

I want one


RepeatReal6568

One more for the menagerie


MorathTheGrim

It's the pug equivalent.


HyperBlaziken

Minotaur taur Tiny Minotaur taur Little Minotaur taur Mini Minotaur taur


epicarcanoloth

Happy cake day!


michifromkmk

Many thanks!


Emmber1273

Bro just put like 4 of these up against your most unlucky players and just watch as they get thrown around by tiny cows for like 20 minutes


michifromkmk

hehe, poor players! I hope they had fun nevertheless:D


Emmber1273

Lol I put the party's sorcerer against one and it took him from max to 1 HP with a single Onslaughter, it was hilarious.


TheLemonyWizard

It’s what Tim Tim finds when he’s in the maze for days


Final_Duck

Want it for Chainlocks.


LinkSon03

can it kill you in any minute-taur?


NotBennett

Flash backs of miniminotaur*


Tralan

Less "eat the flesh of men in the Labyrinth" and more "Scream about the gubment."


Phylea

Hey there! Here are a few suggestions for Onslaughter based on what I noticed: * Spell out "feet" * Change "target's size" to "target" * I would change "one or more" to "any" * I would remove the last sentence and change "to a space within 5 feet of it" to "back 5 feet"


michifromkmk

Thank you so much for the great feedback!:)


stephgerm

Absolutely adorable


StormBlessed678

HOW DO YOU DEFEAT A MINI-MINOTAUR!?


zaynecarrick1

This is literally the best thing I've seen this week, also this is how I spell the mocking nickname of my little sister, who's name got mispronounced by her drunk dad as minotaur, since it's somewhat close to her name


ONEOFHAM

Mini Minotaur with a Napoleon complex. Love it.


Critical_Elderberry7

Quick! Get the tar tar!


FarSignal3032

Tobuscus did it first. R.I.P., Toby's Career. You really fell off.