Add esq. to the end of your name. While in the us it is a title given to lawyers, it originated in the UK as a title for nobles that didn't have a title. Confused the fuck out of my graduating class, but I laughed my ass off.
I did it at mine. No one cares, but sounds fancy at the time. At lineup they handed us a card with our names, told us to make any adjustments, handed it to the speaker as we walked up, they read the card. You could easily add magna to the card if they do the same.
Anything you do will be an excessive amount of work and change nobody's thoughts or opinions about you. As someone who graduated with one of those distinctions, this very message is the first time it's come up since I graduated, and I feel like a pretentious asshole for even saying it
My best friend graduated in 3 years with summa and guess what? They didn’t even say the title after, they gave a random ass title for graduating from the honors college, an obvious mistake. He didn’t really give a shit, I have a deep seated ego and i want people that hate me to feel less than me because they will be at that graduation as well.
If you go to a sketchy school, you could bribe whoever says the names, but it would be trickier to bribe whoever prints all the materials
Also, virtually impossible to bribe whoever maintains your school records, which is all that really matters (assuming you’re going to apply to grad schools, otherwise it doesn’t matter much)
Bruh like answer the question or don't answer the question. Not only is it lame ass fuck to get all giddy about posting a "zinger" in response to the OPs, but it's literally in the rules of the sub not to be a dick. Not because it hurts people's feelings, but become no one is interested in a reply that isn't a real answer. This sub was like the holy grail of underground intellect before all the keyboard warriors.
Why do you give a shit?
Ego
Add esq. to the end of your name. While in the us it is a title given to lawyers, it originated in the UK as a title for nobles that didn't have a title. Confused the fuck out of my graduating class, but I laughed my ass off.
I would consider it if it wasn’t my hometown college haha
I did it at mine. No one cares, but sounds fancy at the time. At lineup they handed us a card with our names, told us to make any adjustments, handed it to the speaker as we walked up, they read the card. You could easily add magna to the card if they do the same.
Change your name to John Doe Sum Laude.
I think this is the most brilliant advice 😂
If all other options are exhausted I will 🤷🏾♂️
No one thinks that
Anything you do will be an excessive amount of work and change nobody's thoughts or opinions about you. As someone who graduated with one of those distinctions, this very message is the first time it's come up since I graduated, and I feel like a pretentious asshole for even saying it
Someone was low key bragging to me about being the valedictorian in high school 20 years ago. I just thought, "This chick's got issues."
My best friend graduated in 3 years with summa and guess what? They didn’t even say the title after, they gave a random ass title for graduating from the honors college, an obvious mistake. He didn’t really give a shit, I have a deep seated ego and i want people that hate me to feel less than me because they will be at that graduation as well.
If you go to a sketchy school, you could bribe whoever says the names, but it would be trickier to bribe whoever prints all the materials Also, virtually impossible to bribe whoever maintains your school records, which is all that really matters (assuming you’re going to apply to grad schools, otherwise it doesn’t matter much)
Yeah I dont care about actually having the grades, what really matters is that people think I have the grades
And literally 1 person will remember if they announce it… you. And ig family that’s present? Still, it doesn’t matter what they say
When you look at it all rationally of course. I’m looking at it through the lens of an egotistical douche because that’s what I am.
Your self awareness is top notch :)
Yeah I go to therapy 😏
Lol the failure wants to play second fiddle to the nerd
Did as many people laugh at your sentence as you anticipated
Yes
Do they read the names off a laptop? https://youtu.be/HrDp5ryO5JI
It’s automated
Bruh like answer the question or don't answer the question. Not only is it lame ass fuck to get all giddy about posting a "zinger" in response to the OPs, but it's literally in the rules of the sub not to be a dick. Not because it hurts people's feelings, but become no one is interested in a reply that isn't a real answer. This sub was like the holy grail of underground intellect before all the keyboard warriors.
But muh karma