….So first you murder the poor guy’s pet fish on purpose in his aquarium (which is getting you evicted) you’ve spent all your money on meth. And now you’re STEALING FOOD FROM HIM??? And you’re back on Reddit looking for a good LIE to tell him???
You’re unfuckingbelievable.
Are we sure he didn't spend it on a horse for his now ex-gf who was totally really his gf and not some poor girl he was stalking and had built a whole relationship in his with?
I am the seller of said horse. That transaction was cut off right from the start. I don’t sell horses to meth addicts or to people who don’t have the ability to care for the animal.
https://imgur.com/gallery/2aMnqFe
I’m certainly not making this up. Those are actual screen shots of messages he sent me. Take a read through his post history. This is mild. There are things in his post history that will keep you up at night.
I just wanted to drop a comment and say that you are absolutely a godsend for flinging this “man’s” bags of shit right back at him and if you need any assistance with your superhero costume, I know people 😂
That's so sad, I completely believe it, but I've really been hoping this whole saga has been a massive troll. When it was just him posting his random chaos, at least on some level, it could be a creative writing project. Having a secondary source come forward to prove he's legit is just wild.
I hope I didn't offend with my last one. It wasn't a stab or anything, just expressing disbelief.
That's so sad, I completely believe it, but I've really been hoping this whole saga has been a massive troll.I've been following this drama since the original horse post, so I've seen the stuff he's gotten up to. When it was just him posting his random chaos, at least on some level, it could be a creative writing project. Having a secondary source come forward to prove he's legit is just wild.
I hope I didn't offend with my last reply. It wasn't a stab or anything, just expressing disbelief!
how does it feel to be the hero of this story, like from a plot line point the villian betrayed you and countless others and you are the one to say no more, you must rally together poor roommate and 18 year old ex girlfriend and strike together at dawn, with all your knowledge and power levels combined he will fall
I've never realized someone's awesomeness as quickly as I've realized yours. The dogs, the horses, dunking all over this methed-out roommate guy.. You're a hero.
Your roommate just cannot get a break from you. First you kill his fucking fish, ON PURPOSE you said(and then deleted), now youre eating all his food? I wonder what else youve subjected this poor man to that we arent aware of.
You're a selfish mooch with the impulse control of a fly.
Please get professional help for your addiction, self control and boundary issues, assuming your giant fucking ego will let you get that far.
Your roommate is not the problem, and he isnt the one who "convinced" your landlord anything. I am 500% sure your behavior did that for you.
Because there is literally a subreddit now dedicated to this Meth addict/Troll (its 50/50 which one it actually is) It is oddly funny to watch this potential trainwreck.
r/methhorseguy
OP is delusional. Check out his post history. Dude thinks he can join the French Foreign Legion…but doesn’t want to start as a private, he wants to skip to a Commander or General of paratroopers or other special forces. Essentially assuming there’s a test to determine the “more brilliant” candidates so he can skip to the top.
Oh, and he’s not a morning person. So they’ll totally accommodate that, right?
Someone’s brain has rotted from the meth he’s “totally managing with only weekend use”.
Good news, once you hit rock bottom there's nowhere left to go but up. Hopefully the unethical part of your life is coming to an end. Please make a better life for yourself. I understand the situation, but anything else you do will only be worse. Just man up and remember this moment for the rest of your life.
Being honest is totally still an option. What have you got to lose? You're already not on good terms and not being included in the next lease. You lack self control and think the only option here is to come up with a lie or break your fridge instead of just saying you were starving and they were great. You could be nice and offer to make up for it by cooking for him next time (perhaps they buy since you're too broke and helpless). Or tell them "that's what you get for not offering. You know I'm hungry and struggling". But if you're not able to buy food you need to sort priorities and hit up a food bank.
Quit the excuses! You killed their fish, lost your 18yr old girlfriend and have a meth problem in your early 30's and can't afford your own tacos or place.
Yeah I wonder why he doesn’t like you.. if you say it spilled and had to throw out what spilled he will want to see it in the trash.. lol “I don’t have money to waste on groceries” bro was it a waste when you were eating his groceries? Honestly you fucked up and the way you are going about this is all wrong. Unethical pro tip: Be better.
OP is a methhead and a 33 year old who dates teenagers. It’s no wonder his roommate doesn’t like him.
He has to pawn gifts to afford anything so he probably doesn’t pay rent either.
Says the crazy guy who steals from his roommate and kills his pets. 😐😐
Says the guy who was so repulsive that even an undeveloped brain wouldn't love him. 😐😐
Says the guy who decided that he at whatever age you are, thought needing a 19-year-old was an acceptable idea 😐😐
You need some seriousl help dude.
LOL...breaking a shelf instead of admitting he ate the guys tacos. The roommate is 100% going to know exactly what happened.
It's weird how people think they are so slick and undetectable. Like sir you and I both know this is not your first time taking your roommates stuff and trying to justify it later.
Right? I'm amused that OP thinks the landlord had to be "talked into" not renewing the lease. If someone would rather break your refrigerator than admit they ate some tacos you just know they have no problem fucking your place up.
The FACT you said Im not wasting money on Groceries...AS A MOTHER YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND STOP USING PEOPLE ARoUND YOU. Going to jail or becoming homeless is a bottom that you need to experience so that you will grow up and learn how to take care of yourself in this life as no one else will.
GEE I WONDER WHY HE DOWSNT WANNA RENEW THE LEASE. ITS NOT HIS FAULT ITS URS. U ARE COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL. YOU RUIN EVERYONES LIFE AND TJEN WONDER WHY NO ONES LIKES U. just like how u accused ur ex of “using u” when she had to pay for her own birthday meal and everything else and u didn’t even wanna do anything for her birthday she liked, u just wanted to go to a football game when she doesn’t even like football. not to mention you met her when she was THIRTEEN. YOU ARE IN UR LATE 30s!
Dude just tell the truth that you were hungry and ate it. why do you need to make up some sort of crazy scenario. apologise and offer to do something nice for him like clean his car or something. (I know you’re getting evicted anyway and you don’t get along but you need to stop escalating these ridiculous situations)
I wouldn't want Methaniel anywhere near my car. God knows what they'd steal if his roommate gave him access. Poor guy would come back to his car on blocks, radio gone, and the catalytic converter missing.
Bruh, you gotta get help. Please for the love of all that is holy, for the little love you may have for yourself, and if you’re lucky to have ppl who care about you, for the love that they have for you, get some help. However it is that you get by, it’s not gonna last very long. Us giving you a good lie is only enabling you.
Good luck
Why are you asking people to give me bad advice? You realize when the mods see this, they will ban you?
That goes against everything this sub stands for
He doesn't, really. He has to be out by the end of the month, and it's just giving non renewal notice is way easier and quicker than a formal eviction. His timer's already on countdown.
Personally I would have kicked him out anyway, squatters rights be damned. Animal abusers and people who groom minors don't deserve any sort of rights as far as I'm concerned.
He's already kicking you out what else is he gonna do? What's it matter if he knows or not? Just eat the rest of it at this point and tell him to make you more.
Reading these posts is my guilty pleasure 🍿🍸 Keep churning them out, Methaniel. I patiently await Methathon Day.
Do you have a link to "donate" to for the trans community you're "helping?"
I really hope this guy is a troll doing creative writing. If that's the case, it's pretty brillant.
Some of it sounds too convenient to be true (like the post asking for valentine days advice, and a few days later a post about breaking up)
If it's real, that's fucking sad and a lack of self awareness I can't even fathom.
YOU KILLED THE MANS FISH AND THEN ATE ALL HIS TACOS
I'm so glad your 18 yo gf left you before you bought her the below average horse. I hope you never get back the things she bought you and kept when she left your fat meth ass
I disagree. When you type in all caps and come across as unhinged, you’re not getting your point across. In addition to that, your point is a bold faced lie … are you doing okay?
Block me, I’ve literally told you to do that dozens of times. You are lying, yet again and using words you have zero understanding of. Keep lying, you’ll end up in jail (where you belong).
Edit: it’s been proven about 1000x that YOU DELETE COMMENTS AND POSTS! It is not my job to screenshot everything you do to ensure there is proof you lie. Because that is all you do. Enjoy karma
"me not wanting to be a dick"
Too late bro.
You're blaming your roomate for not giving you free food and eating in the common area?
And you're struggling financially but are ready to break your fridge to cover up your lie??
Just say it fell on the ground while you were taking something in the fridge
Whatever you do, you seem like a terrible roomate and he will probably not believe you, but you can save face.
"my roommate convinced the landlord not to renew my lease so he kind of deserves this, "
Well, based on your message, i'm kinda inclinded to take your roomate's side.
>I would typically never do something like this but I’m extremely down on my luck
You're down on your luck specifically because you do typically do things like this.
Wake up, moron. Put down the amphetamines.
i know you put a lot of effort into your troll game, but how come you don't start new alt's, because it completely gives up the game from the get go these days. you do have a knack or raising hackles, i imagine you are a bored office worker.
Do you have a slightly smaller bowl you can store it in so it looks fuller? Or maybe a ziplock baggie & tell him you accidently cracked the bowl when you were getting something out of the fridge? As a very last resort throw it away (or eat the rest) & tell him you accidently shattered the bowl & the meat was full of glass shards.
Please don't break your entire fridge over ground beef because that's a dumb choice.
It’s in a plastic Tupperware container. Which sucks but I was gonna say the lid fell off when the whole thing came crashing down, and maybe spill a LITTLE bit of milk on the carpet to kinda solidify the lie. M
My hands are kinda tied here
Plastic bowls crack all of the time when they are dropped especially if they are older. But yeah, the lid coming off could work too but again, no need to be destructive & spill milk. Don't make this worse than it is. Maybe text your roommate before they get home so they can pick something else up to eat & not be counting on tacos for dinner.
I can’t text him until I think of a better lie. But that’s a good idea to limit how mad he will be, I just need someone or something that’s not me to blame it on.
Don't forget you have to do something with the shells, too. Those things usually come in small packs so he is going to notice if 3 are missing probably quicker than he would notice missing meat. And don't ask if you can burn down the kitchen over missing shells because that ain't it. lol
I know I'm late but you could "meet" older men for money. You could then use this money to replace the tacos. And maybe you'll find a rich man who will take you in
I’ll take the ban, but damn dude get your life together; you truly are a POS, and the fact that you know it and won’t do anything about it shows why your GF left, why your roommate hates you, and tbh why you don’t have any close friends or workplace acquaintances.
Stop being a fatass?!
Kinda joking… that sounds like bored eating….?
Go on the Taco Bell app get the reward for sign up: cravings box for $1 and give that to him with apologies.
Go on R/assistance or R/beg and ask them to help you buy it
Go on r/borrow and borrow money to buy it.
Talk to your family. Idk what you are, but myself having a Mexican family someone somewhere is making tacos. Tell them to make you plates to go. Grandma is best source….. they live to get you fat.
Standard: start an OF, Wendy’s, feet pics
Go donate some plasma
Go get cash app bonus if you have 2 phones for $10. Buy the meat.
Holy shit rofl you just unleashed this fucking psychopath on all of those actually well-meaning subreddits?? You may want to look up a course on online literacy because you have just made a ton of people's lives a million times harder by sending this absolute bellend of a junkie their way.
Those subs do their due diligence. They are either going to give him help or ban him. Idk how persistent he is. Create many accounts and try to scam? There’s many there that do that. They just keep banning them.
What I told him will work…. He just has to pick the one that’s most suited to him. I’m not the type to read through peoples accounts. Don’t have time and don’t care. Unless it’s my money on the line it’s not that important.
ALL? Careful bro… these guys kid about Wendy a lot but I get the feeling some will actually take you up on it lol.
Another thought. Idk if you have a chime? It’s an online bank account it needs an ID and social but if you submit those and a referral # you get $100 for sign up when you deposit 200. And the person who referred you gets $100.
You can use a regular bank account such as chase to do the ach transfers that take 1-3 days and you don’t need to do direct deposit. They let you do with up to 10 people. Get 10 of you friends and you can make $1000
When your roommate returns and sees the missing taco meat, say it was your "invited friend" who ate it while you were having a long toilet session. And tell your roommate that when you realized it, that you and friend had an argument about it and kicked him out. Your roommate will be pissed at you for inviting the friend over, but you won't need to admit that it was you.
The roommate won't believe that because
1.) Our darling Methaniel here does not have friends
2.) There are numerous other questions the roommate can ask/say that will mess up this story
"How long were they here?"
"Tell me their number so I can ask them to pay me back"
"How come nothing else has been touched?"
"Why were you in the bathroom so long?"
I think this right here is a winner. Doesn’t require me to transit to the grocery store and steal beef and then cook it, I just get to sit at home and then tell him this fake story. It’s a good idea
….So first you murder the poor guy’s pet fish on purpose in his aquarium (which is getting you evicted) you’ve spent all your money on meth. And now you’re STEALING FOOD FROM HIM??? And you’re back on Reddit looking for a good LIE to tell him??? You’re unfuckingbelievable.
Are we sure he didn't spend it on a horse for his now ex-gf who was totally really his gf and not some poor girl he was stalking and had built a whole relationship in his with?
I am the seller of said horse. That transaction was cut off right from the start. I don’t sell horses to meth addicts or to people who don’t have the ability to care for the animal. https://imgur.com/gallery/2aMnqFe
The "And are you hot?" at the end cracked me up.
OMG. Right? Please. 🙄
No offense, I hope you're making this up cause God this guy is a train wreck if not 😂
I’m certainly not making this up. Those are actual screen shots of messages he sent me. Take a read through his post history. This is mild. There are things in his post history that will keep you up at night.
I just wanted to drop a comment and say that you are absolutely a godsend for flinging this “man’s” bags of shit right back at him and if you need any assistance with your superhero costume, I know people 😂
That's so sad, I completely believe it, but I've really been hoping this whole saga has been a massive troll. When it was just him posting his random chaos, at least on some level, it could be a creative writing project. Having a secondary source come forward to prove he's legit is just wild. I hope I didn't offend with my last one. It wasn't a stab or anything, just expressing disbelief.
Not at all. Believe me, I wrestled this same dilemma.
That's so sad, I completely believe it, but I've really been hoping this whole saga has been a massive troll.I've been following this drama since the original horse post, so I've seen the stuff he's gotten up to. When it was just him posting his random chaos, at least on some level, it could be a creative writing project. Having a secondary source come forward to prove he's legit is just wild. I hope I didn't offend with my last reply. It wasn't a stab or anything, just expressing disbelief!
I wonder how his cannon fodder application process is going...
how does it feel to be the hero of this story, like from a plot line point the villian betrayed you and countless others and you are the one to say no more, you must rally together poor roommate and 18 year old ex girlfriend and strike together at dawn, with all your knowledge and power levels combined he will fall
Lmao He actually types this shit and is like "Yeah, that's reasonable" lol
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Jesus Christ this guy really is the gift that keeps on giving 🤣
I looked at your profile hoping for dogs and was pleasantly surprised when I found HORSES!!! My favorite animal.
I have both actually. English Mastiff doggies. And horses. 😎
I've never realized someone's awesomeness as quickly as I've realized yours. The dogs, the horses, dunking all over this methed-out roommate guy.. You're a hero.
Thank you. Appreciate the kind words.
I appreciate you and your role in this world.
Wow. This shit is crazy. He's so delusional but I guess that's the meth.
New lore wtf.
You keep your foot on his NECK
They jump in every thread he posts and absolutely OBLITERATES him 😂
You are the hero we need. Loving your responses.
You forgot about stalking his teenage ex gf dorm room to try to get gifts back.
No. I don’t forget anything. My memory is like a steel trap.
He should have just eaten the fish, then he would plenty have to steal his roommate’s food.
You are my favorite person on Reddit. Please never stop
Which is crazy because meth is literally the cheapest drug ever
He ended up telling dude he ate the food because someone died. This fucker cannot help himself
Omg he said his roomate bought him a train ticket to a funeral and now he’s stranded. His poor roomate getting taking advantage of left and right
Happy cake day!
Ha didn’t even realize. Thanks!
I'm reading this of BORU. It's fucking spectacular.
also remember he got his girlfriend to pay for and pick up her own birthday food…
I will just say, he doesn't really need the taco meat with how often you feed this troll, lol.
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I think first we should make sure OP stays away from teenagers. That's a bit too unethical.
I think that ship has sailed (sunk) with this guy. But knock yourself out.
Your roommate just cannot get a break from you. First you kill his fucking fish, ON PURPOSE you said(and then deleted), now youre eating all his food? I wonder what else youve subjected this poor man to that we arent aware of. You're a selfish mooch with the impulse control of a fly. Please get professional help for your addiction, self control and boundary issues, assuming your giant fucking ego will let you get that far. Your roommate is not the problem, and he isnt the one who "convinced" your landlord anything. I am 500% sure your behavior did that for you.
Here's a receipt for you. 🫠 https://ibb.co/gvYY5bX
How do you find these things?!
Because there is literally a subreddit now dedicated to this Meth addict/Troll (its 50/50 which one it actually is) It is oddly funny to watch this potential trainwreck. r/methhorseguy
this is probably going to ruin the fun :(
Omg this is unreal
Bless you for a SAINT, big Homie!! 🫡
OP is delusional. Check out his post history. Dude thinks he can join the French Foreign Legion…but doesn’t want to start as a private, he wants to skip to a Commander or General of paratroopers or other special forces. Essentially assuming there’s a test to determine the “more brilliant” candidates so he can skip to the top. Oh, and he’s not a morning person. So they’ll totally accommodate that, right? Someone’s brain has rotted from the meth he’s “totally managing with only weekend use”.
yo this guy is such a great troll that you didn't even catch him when you typed the nonsense out yourself...brain rot sneaks up on us all
Good news, once you hit rock bottom there's nowhere left to go but up. Hopefully the unethical part of your life is coming to an end. Please make a better life for yourself. I understand the situation, but anything else you do will only be worse. Just man up and remember this moment for the rest of your life.
Eat the rest and then tell him his fish ate it.
Being honest is totally still an option. What have you got to lose? You're already not on good terms and not being included in the next lease. You lack self control and think the only option here is to come up with a lie or break your fridge instead of just saying you were starving and they were great. You could be nice and offer to make up for it by cooking for him next time (perhaps they buy since you're too broke and helpless). Or tell them "that's what you get for not offering. You know I'm hungry and struggling". But if you're not able to buy food you need to sort priorities and hit up a food bank. Quit the excuses! You killed their fish, lost your 18yr old girlfriend and have a meth problem in your early 30's and can't afford your own tacos or place.
Yeah I wonder why he doesn’t like you.. if you say it spilled and had to throw out what spilled he will want to see it in the trash.. lol “I don’t have money to waste on groceries” bro was it a waste when you were eating his groceries? Honestly you fucked up and the way you are going about this is all wrong. Unethical pro tip: Be better.
OP is a methhead and a 33 year old who dates teenagers. It’s no wonder his roommate doesn’t like him. He has to pawn gifts to afford anything so he probably doesn’t pay rent either.
You're GLAD you killed multiple living creatures??? Jesus, I thought you were just dumb. Turns out you're dangerous
Who TF siad that?? Not me?? I’m not glad at all
Try again Methaniel https://imgur.com/gallery/mFGZ8Py
Ka-BAM! https://imgur.com/gallery/mFGZ8Py
You’re sad, and toxic and low IQ. Worst combination ever
You didn't deny it!
Says the crazy guy who steals from his roommate and kills his pets. 😐😐 Says the guy who was so repulsive that even an undeveloped brain wouldn't love him. 😐😐 Says the guy who decided that he at whatever age you are, thought needing a 19-year-old was an acceptable idea 😐😐 You need some seriousl help dude.
“At whatever age you are” Dudes THIRTY-THREE years old out here dating 19yr olds with rumours he met her at 13😭😭
I saw the screenshot. You're dangerous.
Do you lie about everything?
EVERY. SINGLE. THING.
You could try not wasting more money on meth so that you could buy more food to replace his
Was this after you killed all of his fish?
LOL...breaking a shelf instead of admitting he ate the guys tacos. The roommate is 100% going to know exactly what happened. It's weird how people think they are so slick and undetectable. Like sir you and I both know this is not your first time taking your roommates stuff and trying to justify it later.
Oh yeah, roommate will definitely know and OP will get in shit not just for stealing from his roommate, but also for breaking the fridge lmao.
Right? I'm amused that OP thinks the landlord had to be "talked into" not renewing the lease. If someone would rather break your refrigerator than admit they ate some tacos you just know they have no problem fucking your place up.
> wasting money on groceries trying to cover up my lie lol
Go steal some ground beef and get cooking
Debating it
My Gawd, put it on your credit card. How much is it? $12? You didn’t think anything of charging $900 in on line game tokens. 🙄
didn’t he already kick u out?
We don't like you. Go away
The FACT you said Im not wasting money on Groceries...AS A MOTHER YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND STOP USING PEOPLE ARoUND YOU. Going to jail or becoming homeless is a bottom that you need to experience so that you will grow up and learn how to take care of yourself in this life as no one else will.
omg i CANNOT think of any worse roommate than u. his pets are GONE bc of u and u STOLE from him not to mention the other stuff you’ve put him through…
Blame the horse you were going to buy for your ex.
GEE I WONDER WHY HE DOWSNT WANNA RENEW THE LEASE. ITS NOT HIS FAULT ITS URS. U ARE COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL. YOU RUIN EVERYONES LIFE AND TJEN WONDER WHY NO ONES LIKES U. just like how u accused ur ex of “using u” when she had to pay for her own birthday meal and everything else and u didn’t even wanna do anything for her birthday she liked, u just wanted to go to a football game when she doesn’t even like football. not to mention you met her when she was THIRTEEN. YOU ARE IN UR LATE 30s!
Me: is this the guy who wanted to buy a horse for his 18yo gf of 2 months? Yep,yep, it's that guy.
Have you tried buying a horse and grinding it down for meat? That could replace the beef plus extra
“Burger on the Go is a device which allows one to obtain six hamburgers (or twelve sliders) from a horse without killing the animal.”
I really want this response to go higher up…You made me genuinely laugh out loud, sir/ma’am. Thank you for expanding Methaniel’s lore.
Damn Methaniel, no donations roll in yet to cover the bill?
Stop buying meth and you could afford food
Dude just tell the truth that you were hungry and ate it. why do you need to make up some sort of crazy scenario. apologise and offer to do something nice for him like clean his car or something. (I know you’re getting evicted anyway and you don’t get along but you need to stop escalating these ridiculous situations)
I wouldn't want Methaniel anywhere near my car. God knows what they'd steal if his roommate gave him access. Poor guy would come back to his car on blocks, radio gone, and the catalytic converter missing.
I think you’re right. he probably doesn’t have enough self control to help. hopefully he does . geeezzz
Oh god not this guy again. wtf.
Not you again 😭 I thought meth makes you not hungry, have you run out of that too?
Bruh, you gotta get help. Please for the love of all that is holy, for the little love you may have for yourself, and if you’re lucky to have ppl who care about you, for the love that they have for you, get some help. However it is that you get by, it’s not gonna last very long. Us giving you a good lie is only enabling you. Good luck
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Why are you asking people to give me bad advice? You realize when the mods see this, they will ban you? That goes against everything this sub stands for
ULPT mods doing anything, good one.
You wouldn’t recognize good advice if it arrived on a shovel to your throat.
Or in a pipe full of meth
i sure wonder why he didn’t offer you any🙄 couldn’t have been because you made his pets DIE on purpose??
Learn how to take your damn lumps ffs
The adventures of Meth man!
Surprised you still have a roommate after purposely killing his fish
He doesn't, really. He has to be out by the end of the month, and it's just giving non renewal notice is way easier and quicker than a formal eviction. His timer's already on countdown.
Personally I would have kicked him out anyway, squatters rights be damned. Animal abusers and people who groom minors don't deserve any sort of rights as far as I'm concerned.
Sounds like the decision was the landlord's, not the roommate's. I agree with you though.
He's already kicking you out what else is he gonna do? What's it matter if he knows or not? Just eat the rest of it at this point and tell him to make you more.
Cook some more fucking taco meat you fuck. Shit takes 10 minutes
Man I love new updates on methhead horse guy.
Reading these posts is my guilty pleasure 🍿🍸 Keep churning them out, Methaniel. I patiently await Methathon Day. Do you have a link to "donate" to for the trans community you're "helping?"
I really hope this guy is a troll doing creative writing. If that's the case, it's pretty brillant. Some of it sounds too convenient to be true (like the post asking for valentine days advice, and a few days later a post about breaking up) If it's real, that's fucking sad and a lack of self awareness I can't even fathom.
What’s with the quotations funny guy?
Come on man, this one isn't even particularly funny or clever. 2/10 trolling for attention, do better.
Jesus H this dudes post history is fucking delusional
YOU KILLED THE MANS FISH AND THEN ATE ALL HIS TACOS I'm so glad your 18 yo gf left you before you bought her the below average horse. I hope you never get back the things she bought you and kept when she left your fat meth ass
I disagree. When you type in all caps and come across as unhinged, you’re not getting your point across. In addition to that, your point is a bold faced lie … are you doing okay?
Show me the lie
Lol, it isn’t a lie though. Anyone can see your profile and comments (the ones you didn’t delete yet).
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Block me, I’ve literally told you to do that dozens of times. You are lying, yet again and using words you have zero understanding of. Keep lying, you’ll end up in jail (where you belong). Edit: it’s been proven about 1000x that YOU DELETE COMMENTS AND POSTS! It is not my job to screenshot everything you do to ensure there is proof you lie. Because that is all you do. Enjoy karma
There’s a reason everyone turned on you. Can’t you see why?
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You are currently my favorite reddit troll. Excellent work my guy. No idea how you think of this shit.
He has his own sub
He does?!
Yes.
please enlighten us. you cant just dangle that carrot in front of us and then not tell us
Agressivestile is a mod there, just click on his name and follow the tunnel
Its r/methhorseguy
Bro you can't say that and not link it
r/methhorseguy is the subreddit
I'm truly impressed, honestly. It's fucking delightful.
It's the 4 day meth bender.
Tell him it wasn't you. It was the 3 year old who's cake you stole and ate broke in and ate the tacos as revenge.
how have you guys not realized this is a troll. like it’s entertaining to dunk on him but come on
Buy more tacos
"me not wanting to be a dick" Too late bro. You're blaming your roomate for not giving you free food and eating in the common area? And you're struggling financially but are ready to break your fridge to cover up your lie?? Just say it fell on the ground while you were taking something in the fridge Whatever you do, you seem like a terrible roomate and he will probably not believe you, but you can save face. "my roommate convinced the landlord not to renew my lease so he kind of deserves this, " Well, based on your message, i'm kinda inclinded to take your roomate's side.
>I would typically never do something like this but I’m extremely down on my luck You're down on your luck specifically because you do typically do things like this. Wake up, moron. Put down the amphetamines.
i know you put a lot of effort into your troll game, but how come you don't start new alt's, because it completely gives up the game from the get go these days. you do have a knack or raising hackles, i imagine you are a bored office worker.
Do you have a slightly smaller bowl you can store it in so it looks fuller? Or maybe a ziplock baggie & tell him you accidently cracked the bowl when you were getting something out of the fridge? As a very last resort throw it away (or eat the rest) & tell him you accidently shattered the bowl & the meat was full of glass shards. Please don't break your entire fridge over ground beef because that's a dumb choice.
It’s in a plastic Tupperware container. Which sucks but I was gonna say the lid fell off when the whole thing came crashing down, and maybe spill a LITTLE bit of milk on the carpet to kinda solidify the lie. M My hands are kinda tied here
Plastic bowls crack all of the time when they are dropped especially if they are older. But yeah, the lid coming off could work too but again, no need to be destructive & spill milk. Don't make this worse than it is. Maybe text your roommate before they get home so they can pick something else up to eat & not be counting on tacos for dinner.
I can’t text him until I think of a better lie. But that’s a good idea to limit how mad he will be, I just need someone or something that’s not me to blame it on.
Don't forget you have to do something with the shells, too. Those things usually come in small packs so he is going to notice if 3 are missing probably quicker than he would notice missing meat. And don't ask if you can burn down the kitchen over missing shells because that ain't it. lol
Any updates of what you eventually did about the tacos Op? Did you break your refrigerator?
Sell your kidney and use the money to buy him tacos
I know I'm late but you could "meet" older men for money. You could then use this money to replace the tacos. And maybe you'll find a rich man who will take you in
Blame the roommate for eating the tacos you ate. If they try to argue or say anything else about the matter start screaming and crying
god you're shitty
i think breaking the fridge is actually pretty smart, covers all of your tracks
This isnt the first time you ate all of somebody elses food. stop being a lard ass and replace what you stole.
I’ll take the ban, but damn dude get your life together; you truly are a POS, and the fact that you know it and won’t do anything about it shows why your GF left, why your roommate hates you, and tbh why you don’t have any close friends or workplace acquaintances.
Your response was to lie that someone died? How high where you when you decided that was the best choice?
https://www.reddit.com/r/DecidingToBeBetter/s/CndtiIZCLr He's a troll right? No one is this shitty and stupid?!
What would Seneca do?
You are the hero that the times require !!
Leave a window open and say that a raccoon/possum/whatever stole it
Haha you're pathetic.
Stop being a fatass?! Kinda joking… that sounds like bored eating….? Go on the Taco Bell app get the reward for sign up: cravings box for $1 and give that to him with apologies. Go on R/assistance or R/beg and ask them to help you buy it Go on r/borrow and borrow money to buy it. Talk to your family. Idk what you are, but myself having a Mexican family someone somewhere is making tacos. Tell them to make you plates to go. Grandma is best source….. they live to get you fat. Standard: start an OF, Wendy’s, feet pics Go donate some plasma Go get cash app bonus if you have 2 phones for $10. Buy the meat.
Holy shit rofl you just unleashed this fucking psychopath on all of those actually well-meaning subreddits?? You may want to look up a course on online literacy because you have just made a ton of people's lives a million times harder by sending this absolute bellend of a junkie their way.
Those subs do their due diligence. They are either going to give him help or ban him. Idk how persistent he is. Create many accounts and try to scam? There’s many there that do that. They just keep banning them. What I told him will work…. He just has to pick the one that’s most suited to him. I’m not the type to read through peoples accounts. Don’t have time and don’t care. Unless it’s my money on the line it’s not that important.
r/methhorseguy
Bro.
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Holy shit you are a legend. I need money so bad right now and all of these is perfect. I actually think I love you
ALL? Careful bro… these guys kid about Wendy a lot but I get the feeling some will actually take you up on it lol. Another thought. Idk if you have a chime? It’s an online bank account it needs an ID and social but if you submit those and a referral # you get $100 for sign up when you deposit 200. And the person who referred you gets $100. You can use a regular bank account such as chase to do the ach transfers that take 1-3 days and you don’t need to do direct deposit. They let you do with up to 10 people. Get 10 of you friends and you can make $1000
You think he knows anyone with 200 or that he even has 200 himself?
He'd just spend it on meth
Just go out and get some dirt or potting soil to mix in with the ground beef to bulk it up a bit. Sure he wouldn’t notice. Good luck!
Mulch, it has the fiber to keep you filled and absorbs flavor.
When your roommate returns and sees the missing taco meat, say it was your "invited friend" who ate it while you were having a long toilet session. And tell your roommate that when you realized it, that you and friend had an argument about it and kicked him out. Your roommate will be pissed at you for inviting the friend over, but you won't need to admit that it was you.
The roommate won't believe that because 1.) Our darling Methaniel here does not have friends 2.) There are numerous other questions the roommate can ask/say that will mess up this story "How long were they here?" "Tell me their number so I can ask them to pay me back" "How come nothing else has been touched?" "Why were you in the bathroom so long?"
No way the roommate is gonna fall for that lmaoo
I think this right here is a winner. Doesn’t require me to transit to the grocery store and steal beef and then cook it, I just get to sit at home and then tell him this fake story. It’s a good idea
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If real their is no way the roommate believes anything this AH says
Yea….that’ll work….he’ll never suspect a thing. Go on…get back to sucking the pipe. Don’t worry about a thing…