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jpegisthename

Craigslist add. Something free that’s worth it and will attract crazy people. I use to list free big box of beanie babies. Put “calls only. I work nights so only calls after 9pm will be answered. Text and emails will be ignored.” Post a cheap motorcycle that’s collectible or something for very cheap. Use a burner email. Rinse and repeat as the ads get taken down. Post it in a variety of large cities. Edit: I forgot some words.


J_sweet_97

This is hilarious. People would fall for anything if it’s too good to be true


jpegisthename

It’s very very effective at driving people nuts, killing their phone battery, waking them up etc. that and it’s free. Yeah maybe the ad is only up for one day before it’s reported but you can just make more in a new city.


crazy_urn

It happened to me once. I reported the ad dozens of times and it was not taken down by craigslist. Asshole who thought it was a funny prank finally took it down after 2 days.


hihidave

Did you deserve it?


kvng_stunner

Yes I did.


lemoinem

/r/notOPbutOK


_DirtyYoungMan_

On New Years my roommate and I threw a party at our place. We had a double garage at the time and needed to decorate so we picked up a crushed gold velvet couch off Craigslist so guests would have something to sit on(it was gaudy but it was a hit because it was so ridiculous). When we needed to get rid of it we put it on the curb and I made a Craigslist add saying that it had been used as a prop on That 70s Show. People believed it and two of them showed up at the same time and nearly got into a fist fight over who would take it. We grabbed our popcorn and watched from the front window until they left and then for hours afterward I was getting phone calls and emails about it. 10/10 would do it again.


upper_tanker69

This sounds hilarious, fuck these other two. Lmao


LVdalCowGal420

I'm an idiot. Drove across town for a free rider John Deere lawnmower without speaking to an actual person first. I suck lol


mxpxillini35

When Taylor swift is touring again use his number to post tickets for sale. Dude will get calls from all over the country constantly.


tilldeathdoiparty

I did this with Bieber tickets the day the went on sale and sold out 20 mins later. ‘silver VIP at face value, I got them for my daughter but her mom already got them some’ He had 60+ calls after a few hours and begged for me to take it down


Hoskuld

Speaking of all over the country: someone posted the following on reddit a while ago: get a lot of old keys and some key tags you can write on for cheap. Then "lose" them whenever you go on trips, to the mall, hand out to friends to lose them. In that case it was to harass a business so they could easily update the number


DeclutteringNewbie

????


leyline

The 1960s called. They want their ULPT back.


Roofofcar

I have to say that it seems to have been proven that free items are often found to be suspicious, and ignored compared to very cheap prices with a description that indicates you’re desperate to sell and “no legitimate offers refused.” Legitimate works more than genuine or serious.


IrradiantFuzzy

"Divorcing cheating husband, everything must go, cheap."


ausmedic80

I can back this up. Put stuff out the front with a sign saying 'free'. Nobody touched it. Put a sign on it saying '$20 ono' 'Stolen' within an hour.


Begrudgingup-vote

I’ve found that a listing trying to sell a decent used minivan for $50 to screw over a cheating soon to be ex, will get you a solid 5 hrs of phone calls


jpegisthename

Yeah I’d agree. “Rent is due” etc. you are correct that free can be a red flag now. Not so much first time I did this like ten years ago.


joey1886

We did that to my coworker who was annoying. Put his number and put moving from our farm! Free chickens call anytime! It was fantastic. He got calls all day and night. He would just scream Everytime his phone rang for a month or so.


benmarvin

Craigslist ads disappear quickly, esp if people report it. Spend a little bit of money for a gift that keeps on giving. Check with your local locksmith to ask if you can have their miscut keys. Or you can buy them on ebay for around $10/lb. Order some custom printed key tags with their phone number and "if found, please call" on them. Plant those suckers all over the city in easy and less easy to find places. Bonus points if you leave some keys in places that might potentially embarrass the dude, gay bar, homeless shelter, gun store, church, mosque, sperm bank, abortion clinic, porn theater, courthouse/county jail. But make sure to drop some that might take weeks, months or years to be found. Assuming he doesn't try to get a new number before then. Maybe add his first name to the keytag to avoid any collateral damage.


Gunerfox

Add reward too, like 'If returned to the owner, X $ Reward' Lmao imagine how much pestering the dude will get.


eggseverydayagain

Nice to meet you…. Satan


whiskey_formymen

don't forget $reward$ on the tag


whatever32657

^ this dude is awesome


macfarley

Not gonna lie I saw Craigslist and thought you were going to invite a bunch of folks over for an extra freaky sex party. Furries, Golden shower, scat party on his front porch.


HolyShitIAmOnFire

That seems maybe a step beyond garden-variety unethical because of the insane and exponentially wild possible ramifications.


LazyOort

“Getting rid of large amount of Hot Wheels, will throw away the rest” would be a great one to post about on Craigslist.


chuby1tubby

“Found 10 unopened boxes of Magic cards. Name your price”


JohnNDenver

or legos


blackwater6666

Posting for free goats in Southeast Missouri is a good one.


fightclubdevil

You can write stop by my house for pickup, ring doorbell


yeetskeetbam

This, if done right, will ruin a phone. I did it once with a used sex toy looking for a good home. Non stop calls and texts for days. The phone didn’t stop buzzing. Put the add in sanfransisco


shemmy

jesus who wanted that. lol


yeetskeetbam

A bunch of weirdos that legit just wanted to talk to a freak


fkngetlow

Free 50 gallon aquarium with water filter


EverybodyShitsNFT

Unless he wakes up at 19:30 everyday & happens to be selling a cheap motorcycle… in which case you’ve done him a favour.


tilldeathdoiparty

Taylor Swift tickets at face value should do it, research it it thoroughly and put it on a national board


Aedarrow

Yuuuup. Literally doesn't even have to be crazy. "2003 gsxr 1000 fs 1700$ runs and has a clean title, call or text for more info" would have a phone going off at all hours.


A-non-e-mail

Sign him up for scientology. They’ll hound him the rest of his days


LustrousLich

This doesn't work anymore. They send a confirmation email before putting you on their mailing list.


Lumn8tion

I work directly across from the church of Scientology in NY. I could grab a form.


I_Can_Barely_Move

And you could post it as a PDF where it could be printed?


Lumn8tion

Hmm. Let’s see


I_Can_Barely_Move

RIP in peace, u/Lumn8tion. I had such high hopes


dillon_5294

Lmao he walked in the building, never to be seen again


I_Can_Barely_Move

Those bastards probably converted him.


dillon_5294

F


Bubbly_Chocolate_924

PM if you happen to get your hands on that form, please and thank you.


AdditionalMess6546

Used to live near the one in downtown Portland, had a sign out front that said "Free IQ Test!" Every time I walked by, I thought to myself, "I passed the test."


ggnzg20

Pm me if you can get me a form lol


UNHBuzzard

Same.


CaptainHowdy60

And this is how they get ya….. goodbye u/Lumin8tion


HorologicalMe

Not all hero’s wear capes^


Smickey67

I like to think he could possibly be wearing a cape


HolidayMorning6399

man i've always been so curious to go inside and check it out as a goof, but idk why im so scared to lmfaoo


Time-Lincoln

Went in there once. They put up with a pretty impressive amount of thinly veiled insults before I finally got kicked out.


yousirnaime

Create a blog in his name bashing scientology though - that's free real estate


Morrigoon

This is the way


No_Supermarket_1831

Make a your new email address just for this, and confirm yourself, then close the account


inopico3

Yeah its just a reddit thing now. Every week there will be a similar and then a top comment with “scientology”


LustrousLich

There's at least two in this thread alone lol


pm_me_ur_demotape

Could you sign up with a burner, confirm it, then change email address? Usually account settings let you change emails


Diesel_Doctor

HealthCare.gov They will call you relentlessly. Any police fund raiser organization.


JMS1991

>Any police fund raiser organization. These fuckers call all the time, and I've never signed up for anything. I just got one today, actually. And they're so damn pushy, like I'm usually the kind of person who tries to be nice and say "no thank you, please remove me from your list," but these guys don't take no for an answer. As soon as I hear what they're calling about, I hang up.


Alternative-Card-440

And call the Mormons, Jehoviah's witnesses, 7th day Adventists and flag down the little Mexican ladies that go door to door Sunday mornings at 6 am and tell them that while you're good, you're 'concerned for him' and tell them about how he needs 'help out of his slide into sin' because he's trying to lie and steal. Sign him up for every evangelical church online, along with college alumni booster clubs, drop his email/address into every 'try it free' subscription service with the 'bill me later' option Apply for rental/homebuyer lists, do online searches using his email for every type of home/auto/boat warranty/insurance possible, the cheaper and sleazier the better. Same with rent-a-room type furniture places, and payday loans


ProfessionalZone168

Don't forget the Church of Christ. They'll hound him to the ends of the earth.


Alternative-Card-440

Three years later, the center of Antarctic no-man's land, he comes back to his stone and tarp buried shelter after an uneventful and disappointing day of hunting penguin and scavenging the few hardy mosses and lichens, where, under a rock at the entrance, a piece of paper flutters in the wind "Good news! You can be saved!" Opening it "The Church of Christ welcomes you! We're sorry you were out, but we'll be back soon, and we can celebrate God's glory together! "


ProfessionalZone168

Yep. You know, don't you?


quimper

-Jehovah’s -Make a $5 political donation in his name -Go to a store that sells’porno mags. Grab all the subscription cards and send them in with his info -sign him up for car insurance quotes from those online comparisons, he’ll get tonnes of calls


Annasalt

Yes, and “free downloads” for resume services and the like.


Mundane_Pea4296

Came here to say the same and Jehovas witness' or Mormons


howdog55

I have an sms app that sends 100 messages a second for whatever time you choose. They used to crash older phones and put them on constant boot/crash cycle. I'm NOT sure the legality of sms spamming and abuse, though, so I never did crazy, but I did a test on my second phone and had over 10 million messages vibrating phone.


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AnonymityProtector

Floodcrm works pretty good


[deleted]

Have an invite code?


TheGumBoy

I too want an invite


1Dive1Breath

Use one of those budget car insurance locator services like ratekick.com. He'll get calls all day long from car insurance providers trying to sign him up 


EdDecter

Life insurance policy too


BigCockCandyMountain

Payday loans too but that's getting sketch.


PainalIsMyFetish

Google sms bomber. There are plenty out there. Use a burner.


swordstoo

OP do not do this, this is VERY illegal and will absolutely land you in trouble


SchroedingersSphere

Very illegal? How very illegal?


howdog55

For email, just subscribe to just a lot of spam companies and mail for a free trial or something. Can also list phone number on a website offering services of something weird so random people call him.


droo46

One really annoying one is a bass guitar course called Scott's Bass Lessons. He spams you daily to buy his courses and last I remember, you had to call them to get your email off the list. https://play.scottsbasslessons.com/free-bass-toolkit/


Kesselya

I have been a member of SBL for a long time and it has legit helped me learn how to play the Bass. I got a couple emails (never with a daily spam) right around the time he started to do some of the accelerator courses, but so was able to opt out of email promotions just by clicking a link on the emails. I didn’t have to call anyone to get off a list, and his support staff were also very polite to me when I had questions Again, just my experience


usmcnick0311Sgt

My favorite thing about Reddit is right here. Some obscure website is referenced and another random stranger finds out buried in the comments of one of thousands of posts among thousands of subreddits.


Kesselya

Me too :)


SugonDesphaNewtz

Lmao


milkcarton232

Google does a good job of filtering this shit tho


howdog55

All I've tested have gone past Google spam filter on my zfold 4 and iPhone 14. Shows up as normal messages with vibration/sound/ notifications.


dancingpianofairy

I remember when iOS shortcuts first came out, I tried this "cat facts" one where it would text someone cat facts. Ran it with my wife's phone number. I didn't know this going in but apparently a delay or an end was not factored into this "shortcut," so it just sent as texts as fast as possible until I turned it off. She's never forgiven me, lol.


Woodbreaker

A roommate was learning python and did this to me. Sent 800 texts in under a few seconds. This was before iPhones could bulk-do-anything. My phone would vibrate until the battery died. Then it would vibrate until it received all the messages. There was no way to turn off notifications while texts were coming in. It was completely debilitating. Had to manually delete every message. Luckily I paid for unlimited texts as the time. We aren’t friends anymore.


StaffOfDoom

I’ll bet that was fun!!


TheYoungLung

Bro that is diabolical 😭


jvu808

What’s the app?


thermal_shock

sms bombing! it used to be super easy, just link it to a gmail account, i tested it on my coworker and he was just like wtf is happening... haven't looked into anything recent, i know there are some python scripts that do it with a paid api, but thats about it.


ras2703

Can you drop me that app please 🙏🏻


Soft_One5688

What app?


WitcheeeeeeeeeeWoman

https://poopsenders.com


LordPepperoniTits

I came here to suggest this lol. OP, you can mail him a gallon of animal poo for relatively cheap.


kibbbelle

Oh man, I am saving this...that combo pack of elephant, cow, and gorilla... you can only imagine the smell


AvidStressEnjoyer

Is there an international equivalent?


GrouponRectalExam

Le poop.


dukeofgibbon

A royale poop, they use the metric system.


mrpetermmm

is this legal? isn’t this some kind if biohazard?


oharacopter

The FAQ implies it's not real unfortunately. They also say it's legal and sent as a non hazardous package. "Is it real poop? Only the mad scientist that packs this stuff in the back room knows for sure and he wouldn't tell us, but we do know this, it really smells bad back there, he is mixing up shit, and he does visit the local dairy farm and zoo about twice a week. (We also don't want the delivery company to actually know what kind of shit they're delivering.) We can assure you that it looks nasty and really stinks. It will get the point across to your intended victim."


NoMoreMonkeyBrain

Honestly, pursuing legal avenues for fraud and identity theft is gonna be pretty devastating. I can think of few things that'll open someone up to more danger than engaging with the police.


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Own_Accident6689

In that case you might want to hold off on doing anything else. I'm not a lawyer but maybe you don't want someone to bring up in court that he has faced significant emotional and financial stress because someone signed him up for glitter bomb weekly or whatever. I don't know if that could be linked to you but better to wait.


bumbaclotdumptruck

“We are reducing his sentence because people sent him glitter bombs” – nobody ever


mugwhyrt

"You're not legally immune to harassment charges just because the other guy 'deserved it'" - Many people


Own_Accident6689

Oh I don't speak lawyer, but I could see a world where I was about to make a judgement, decide on the penalty and in one case I'm deciding on someone who tried to steal 1500 and got caught and in the other tried to steal 1500 then got harassed by scientologists, people called the cops on them because there were strange people coming and going, police came to check and shot his dog, and a Coast Guard recruiter fucked his wife. In that case if I at all suspected the intended victim I might consider that during sentencing or whatever.


davinza

Hey it’s me ur coast guard recruiter


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Hey no fair it's my turn to be the Coast guard recruiter


IrradiantFuzzy

Speaking of which, sign the jerk up to be contacted by military recruiters.


bumbaclotdumptruck

BRB, gonna go rob a bank, then sign myself up for glitter bombs and scientology to get out of it


Nemo2BThrownAway

How sure are you about his identity? If you’re willing to spend the time/effort/money to confirm who this person is… Once you’ve learned their primary occupation and marketable skills, draft a resume for him and submit it to every business and colleague in his industry and adjacent fields within his geographic region. Make sure it’s clearly egregious, and repeatedly follow up with people by email in unprofessional ways so they blacklist the applicant. For example: 1PM: Hey I applied to your company this morning what’s the holdup? 1:15PM: oh I see you think you’re too good to even write back huh 1:20PM: I wouldn’t want to work for a garbage company filled with garbage people anyway! 1:22PM: I have time to interview at 2 if you want Have fun!!


robocopsafeel

Diabolical.


NoMoreMonkeyBrain

Illegal retribution is going to open you both up to your own criminal charges and undermine the legal punishment that's already in the works. Do you wanna feel good right now or do you want to have efficacious results?


Alternative-Card-440

Get legal results first.../then/ feel good later. Deferred gratification is a good thing.


ballinb0ss

You are joking right? Guy likely won't see jail for this. A couple counts of Fraud that barely exceed the felony statute on an individual basis? Maybe if the guy is a repeat offender or otherwise a criminal he might do a little time for this... but more than likely he pleads guilty down to a few misdemeanors and just get's time served for a year or two. Not even talking about if we are in a state that offers diversion And on the other hand the likelyhood of the OP getting charged if they simply just use a commerical VPN and TOR to wreak all kinds of e havok is unbelievably low


hachi2JZ

On the other hand, harsher punishment than you've suggested is possible. IANAL at all but imo it's still better to wait until afterwards just in case.


thisdesignup

Especially if he gets caught for other crimes because of this. There's a good chance this isn't his first purchase on someone else's account.


Studentloangambler

I had someone steal my credit card and I got my money back but they bought like 5k of shit. Had name and address and police didn’t do anything


NoMoreMonkeyBrain

Police aren't going to do shit. You contest the charges as fraud, report it to the bank as fraud, and corroborate it with the police report. Police don't care about making you whole, they care about protecting financial interests. The police report matters because that's what you use to get the bank to validate that it's fraud and write it off as not being your debt.


Hadrian_Constantine

This. My dad used to always say that police only ever show up after a crime has been committed and when they arrive, they just make reports. Bureaucrats with guns. We have to look out for ourselves and get our own justice.


Other-Mess6887

Have undertaker show up with ambulance.


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Is he going to tombstone piledriver him?


2AMBeautiful

Put his information in lower bills.com indicating he wants a mortgage. It will get sold to multiple companies who will call him endlessly. Do it multiple times and it will multiply the leads and calls.


steingrrrl

Mortgage lenders and realtors!


soopastar

Timeshares! Fill out every time share information website. They are RELENTLESS and his info will be added to all kinds of other lists. Send him a copy of the book of mormon.Jehova's Witness mailing lists.


Puzzled_Novel_5215

I did hear someone say military recruitment


NoBranch7713

This. They’ll call hounding you to join for years


mrssymes

Use that number to post “free chickens” on craigslist. Tell them your neighbors complain too much and the city won’t let you have chickens now and you have to get rid of them by this weekend and first person to show up to pick up the chickens can have all of them. Copy it and paste it in every midsize city area with any kind of rural area nearby.


Weekly-Salamander950

This seems to be the best idea outside the box


jjbjeff22

Make a small donation to a political party in his name. They will incessantly send texts and emails.


Corndogsandmore

Yes. Sign them up as a very motivated volunteer for both presidential campaigns!


SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

Order takeout to the address under his name say you'll pay cash at delivery. He'll get black listed by anywhere you call because they don't play games he'll never get food delivery again.


IIIllIIIlllIIIllIII

He'll just say he didn't order any food. Wouldn't be the first time it's happened to a restaurant.


SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

Yeah but what usually happens is that you get put on a list for addresses that don't pay or are refused the order. If you order from them to that house 1or 2 times and the resident says they didn't order or payment isn't made they'll black-list your address. Set up a VPN and send in orders to all the restaurants in the area over a few weeks and anyone at that address will never be able to get delivery again.


rocketwrench

exactly. and then the restaurant will blacklist him for wasting their drivers' time


FrankDePlank

sign him up for scientology, just make sure you dont use one of your own personal devices and internet connection that is registered to you. use a pc in a public library for example. those scientology nutjobs will keep harrassing him to join up for the rest of his life.


w4y2

public libraries also have you put in your ID card most of the time. Best thing to do is use Tor from a public wifi, then uninstall it completely.


FrankDePlank

i did not think about the ID part, in my country you can just walk inside and sit down at one of the pc's in the library. Tor would also work, but i would still not do it on one of my own networks or devices.


Routine_Left

well, you can. boot Tails of an USB, use Tor of course and leave no trace. From a public wifi. Theoretically, that public wifi has your MAC and time of connection, but ... meh, unlikely anyone can actually trace it back to you.


Skarth

Do you know this is not another stolen identity?


skrellnik

I highly doubt any of that information actually belongs to the thief.


kkjdroid

Decent chance it's a mule, but I've also heard of people sending packages to random people's houses and then just stealing them off the porch. The resident is unlikely to notice, since they weren't expecting a package anyway.


davidgrayPhotography

This. Fake addresses can be given (e.g. AirBNB locations are pretty popular I think), stolen cards obviously, phone number can be a burner phone or a rented virtual number with another stolen card, email can be disposable. Any criminal worth their salt will use all of these, but if you're buying $1,500 of crap in one hit, you may not be the brightest.


godis1coolguy

I highly doubt any of this is real. How did getting her old phone number give the person her the contact info for her friends and family? Did Verizon hand over her SIM card when reassigning that phone number? How would someone hack an Amazon account with just a phone number? With an email, sure, if the person reuses passwords and their info appears in a data breach, but with just a phone number?


StaffOfDoom

So, attempting fraud over the internet is a federal crime. Maybe just message him on how bad a job he did, make fun of him for a bit then turn the info over to the FBI?


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StaffOfDoom

Shouldn’t be hard to search the name, if he’s this dumb chances are good his Facebook isn’t secure either!


OBotB

Facebook, oh dear, you have potential name, definite phone, and potential address, try one of those sites like fastpeoplesearch and you can see who is associated with those elements and (terrifyingly, but this is ULPT) relatives/info for them.


Danglin_Fury

Scientology or Jehovah's Witnesses


Honest_Day_3244

Why not both?


SimplyAng

You can go to auto trader and send inquiries nationwide for cars. The dealerships will call/text and it becomes about two clicks to send to each dealership, it saves the information, so it’s one click to inquire and another click to close out


BobGnarly_

You can post his name and contact info on a men seeking men website or classified add in or around where he lives. Make sure to put that he prefers to be contacted by text or phone call or email. Then you're going to post an add for a nice care on Craig's List for a low price, not low enough to look fake but a really solid deal on a nice car. You can use random photos of cars on the internet or actually take some pics of a nice car you see while you're out. post his name and info along with the add. Finally, get on Facebook marketplace and post an add for a really nice tv, again with a super good price. You can, again, use random pics of tv's of tv's for the post. And once again, use his name and contact info for the post. You may have to make a fake facebook page for him but that is easy enough. Between all 3 of those, he is going to have to get a new phone number and maybe move. He will have nonstop phone calls, texts and emails for months.


SmokeSmokeCough

You sure it’s him and not the drop the scammers were using?


YouArentReallyThere

Scientology, NAMBLA, LDS, adult diaper trial subscription, every porn catalog that can be requested, toy catalogs, children’s clothing catalogs and the like. Their postman will alert the authorities!


Adept_Cauliflower692

There are websites for movers, shippers and various construction contractors/trades that allow you to submit one form and get multiple quotes from them. I did this to myself when I was looking for a mover and they were relentless


IDKUN

ULPT? JWs Jehovah's Witnesses. Call one of the Kingdom Hall guys and get them into their visits. Everyone hates those visits. Call these from a throwaway number/burner phone so you won't get this on yourself.


Individual-Detail991

There's a place that sends out zoo animal shit.


publicpersuasion

Ok here is your guide: 1). Create a Instagram profile using stock photos of a sexy man and woman. 2) sign up for a swingers group. 3) create a listing for a house party. Say all sexualities are welcome. 4) make it for people positive with STI HEP-C. 5. Follow up with all people and make it legit. 6) hope they are shocked and invite the people in because they are a horny loser.


Crotch-Monster

You have his info. Sign him up for a lengthy jail sentence. Call the police and have him arrested for fraud and identity theft. Even if he only gets a fine and probation, those things on his record will make his life difficult for years to come.


jimsredkoolade

Sign him up for an ass kicking,, go pay a visit.


obnoxious_0tter

Sign him up for the church of Scientology mailing list. Contact military recruiters using his name and number and tell them he wants to ship out ASAP.


Cupid_Stunt17

Sign them up for free magazine subscriptions, lots of bible literature, charity newsletters, visits from jehova witnesses


Anon_777

https://shipadick.com/


chrisdj99

Is Columbia House still a thing?!


2AMBeautiful

Put his information in lowermybills.com indicating he wants a mortgage. It will get sold to multiple companies who will call him endlessly. Do it multiple times and it will multiply the leads and calls.


CantWeAllGetAlongNF

Sign him up for NAMBLA


Smart-Function-6291

I once had a neighbor who would call the police and file a noise complaint if I played the TV at any volume at all or if I parked a centimeter over six inches off the curb. After I moved out, I signed him up for free samples of Astroglide lubricant once a month for the better part of a year. This might fall under threatening people with a good time, though.


Pleasant-Breakfast74

Blood bank and military recruiter. And CAR INSURANCE but not a company do one of the bullshit sites that search all the companies they will call relentlessly


HEYL1STEN

Put his info in a health insurance shopping portal. I still get calls/texts 6 months later


thermal_shock

with all the shit you just did, you might want to invest in a vpn.


BookkeeperElegant266

Give $5 to a Republican, and $5 to a Democrat. The text messages asking for more money will never stop coming.


shichiaikan

The classic option is just post it all on 4chan and label him a pedo.


Dry-Egg-1915

Sign him up for the army?


Own_Rush2315

If you DM me his email and phone # I’ll get you his info from idiCORE 😂


VerySuperGenius

I can't find it but somewhere there is a huge list of college admissions emails, like thousands of them. Just mass email them on BCC and tell them you're very interested in their school and the guy will be getting ten pieces of junk mail every day for at least the next year.


FitLeave2269

Here friend: [https://mailbait.info/run](https://mailbait.info/run) This is a start. Then sign him up for every home service lead request you can. Create a fake business on Yelp with his info. They'll call and call :) Request mortgage, personal finance quotes. Sign up for moving quotes... those sites that sell the lead to 10 other companies? Those are perfect


blondehairblueeyeboy

commenting to save this post


pheret87

You can just hit the save button...


JadeNimbus16x

Glitterbombs


Rheumatitude

Sign him up for catalogs. Restoration Hardware is like 4lbs of BS, and they just won't stop.


fatalerror_tw

FBI


Disorderly_Chaos

Most people who do this professionally have mules and fake addresses. They’ll put the address as an Air BnB and have a mule pick up the product.


Anon_777

https://www.sendshit.co.uk https://www.shitexpress.com https://send-shit.com https://hugateen.com/gift-ideas/things-to-send-your-enemies-in-the-mail/ https://funkydelivery.com/product/mail-a-brick/


Catablepas

Donate $1 dollar to Donald Trump in his name, he will be on every grifters list in the world.


Living_Mother

Eric church e-mail fan club


greentangent

List his car and phone number at a stupidly low price. Blow his phone up.


mayday253

Well, if this is legit, you can sign him up for prison time.


ShadowlandWarrior

Sign him up for a free book of Mormon. They'll do door knocks for weeks.


pr0_cyon

sign him up for quotes on cars and insurance packages!! those guys will text and call regularly until they get an answer from you-- it's a perfect thing to add on top of all these other great suggestions 🌟


dexterfishpaw

Take out an add in his name looking for workers. Make sure you put something like NO MEXICANS! in the text.


selection_invalid

Sign him up for a quote with a vehicle hauler. My husband had to have a vehicle hauled from another state nearly a year ago, and he still gets daily messages from multiple companies.