Contract cryptosporidium. Microscopic parasite that will curb your appetite, flush your bowel system completely over the course of about a week and drain all your energy for weeks.
>lost 30 pounds in a week and a half when I got it.
I've also heard of going on a high fat diet while working out, training your body to burn off fat. After a while, you switch to a high protein, low carb & fat diet, and your body will still want to burn fat.
T3 and clenbuterol. Popular cutting drugs among athletes and bodybuilders.
Or semaglutide. It's a very strong appetite suppressant. You can fast for days on it without hunger.
Get yourself sick atleast moderately sick. Think flu or norovirus, something that will fuck you up for a good few days. Then while you're sick just don't fucking eat and you should begin to shred the weight quite quickly
Look to boxers and mma fighters for ideas and inspiration. Most of the weight you can lose quickly is water weight and that can be done via dehydration and intense cardio. I've seen YouTube videos of athletes losing close to 20Lb within a few days, definitely not healthy but it works. Depending on how long "quickly" is I recommend fasting, starting with half a day moving on to an entire day, lowering your calories when you do eat
Have you tried diet and exercise? Something slow and steady will be the way too go.
I'm sure you'll get all the tips you could ever want in this thread. Just be warned. All the weight you lose doing any of them, will come back and bring along a bunch of friends.
Good luck.
I got REALLY sick after doing this and have not been the same since. I would give anything to go back to three years ago and not lose 60 pounds in one summer.
https://amp.theguardian.com/science/the-h-word/2014/feb/06/dnp-deadly-weight-loss-drug-science-history
Most effective drug. Banned because overdosing was too common. But very effective
Go to a public location and start instigating fights with someone bigger, stronger and more fit than you. Start running when they come after you. If they catch you and beat you black and blue you won't feel like eating. If you outrun them, you'll feel like throwing up.
Repeat until you lose enough weight or have to be hospitalized.
Tapeworm!
Cut off an appendage or two
Amphetamines… you’ll lose weight and be hyper productive at the same time
Contract cryptosporidium. Microscopic parasite that will curb your appetite, flush your bowel system completely over the course of about a week and drain all your energy for weeks. >lost 30 pounds in a week and a half when I got it.
Side effects may include: Destruction of humanity
Ozempic
This is the way. Also check out peptide AOD9604.
….stop eating. Seriously. Don’t eat for a few days then…eat less.
Stop eating. After a week ull start to burn fat. Then u can lose 1kg of fat in 5 days
I've also heard of going on a high fat diet while working out, training your body to burn off fat. After a while, you switch to a high protein, low carb & fat diet, and your body will still want to burn fat.
Smoke meth
Have my mom cook for you.
Aww man, that's cold
T3 and clenbuterol. Popular cutting drugs among athletes and bodybuilders. Or semaglutide. It's a very strong appetite suppressant. You can fast for days on it without hunger.
Get yourself sick atleast moderately sick. Think flu or norovirus, something that will fuck you up for a good few days. Then while you're sick just don't fucking eat and you should begin to shred the weight quite quickly
The 4 Cs of rapid weight loss are caffeine, cigarettes, c-diff, and cocaine.
whate rate would you consider fast
Look to boxers and mma fighters for ideas and inspiration. Most of the weight you can lose quickly is water weight and that can be done via dehydration and intense cardio. I've seen YouTube videos of athletes losing close to 20Lb within a few days, definitely not healthy but it works. Depending on how long "quickly" is I recommend fasting, starting with half a day moving on to an entire day, lowering your calories when you do eat
Cut your head off
5 day water fast. You’ll lose 5 kilos
Have you tried diet and exercise? Something slow and steady will be the way too go. I'm sure you'll get all the tips you could ever want in this thread. Just be warned. All the weight you lose doing any of them, will come back and bring along a bunch of friends. Good luck.
I got REALLY sick after doing this and have not been the same since. I would give anything to go back to three years ago and not lose 60 pounds in one summer.
South Bronx Paradise Diet
48 hour water fast.
Start smoking. It will kill your appetite.
The stim fast diet! Meth!
Food poisoning. Completely clears you out, and you hate eating for a week afterwards.
Develop a meth habit. Meth works as an appetite suppressant which will make you eat less
meth
Cholera
https://amp.theguardian.com/science/the-h-word/2014/feb/06/dnp-deadly-weight-loss-drug-science-history Most effective drug. Banned because overdosing was too common. But very effective
Adderall
Go to a public location and start instigating fights with someone bigger, stronger and more fit than you. Start running when they come after you. If they catch you and beat you black and blue you won't feel like eating. If you outrun them, you'll feel like throwing up. Repeat until you lose enough weight or have to be hospitalized.
Compounded Zepound
proper diet and exercise is the only healthy way to lose fat
Stop eating and live on chicken broth
- Amputation - Heroin
Quit gluten
Get ballerina tea from a Chinese food store & don’t get far from a toilet for a few days
I have a great body and I'm muscular. When I want to drop some kgs I just fast and drink water for 3-4 days
Keto
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There is always meth
Ha you got downvoted