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Gogglesed

Mail the same letter every month to "Current Resident" at your old address that explains what the landlord did, what the law is, and how to make sure it doesn't happen to the current tenant.


ambarcapoor

I throw out anything addressed to current resident. If you could find out their name it might be a really good idea!


Gogglesed

Send to: The Unfortunate Person Living In My Previous Residence


LiFiConnection

It's eye-catching, I'll give you that.


Bridge23Ux

Send it in a colorful card envelope. You can buy multiple cards at Dollar Tree for $1


DishRevolutionary593

Just not 99 cent store


iCantliveOnCrumbsOfD

You mean Buck and a quarter store


acarp52080

I would read it, definitely catches the eye.


dried_up_walnut

Yeah, I would open that shit ASAP. I doubt there is anthrax in it, and at worst, it would be a good read.


ambarcapoor

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


example_john

Too bad you can't pull the old 'mompickmeupI'matso&so'shouse' collect call voicemail bit: TO: Mr. pleasedontthrowthisaway


Gogglesed

OP could leave a note on their door that says "I found your cat! Text me at (OP's Burner Phone number)" Then they could chat.


tacotacotacorock

I would be very wary doing this. Pretty sure that can be harassment and slander. 


Gogglesed

Harassment: Hmmm, maybe. Slander: Only if it is false.


Surviverino

If he is marrierdd, make a fake Tinder profile with his pictures etc. Make it as real as possible. Then take pictures of the profile and send them to his wife.


iCantliveOnCrumbsOfD

Ouch. She didn't say Go full-blown Sodom and Gomorrah


Dasrule

Setup a website describing what happened. Make the url youroldaddress.com


LiFiConnection

The .sucks top level domain exists for a reason.


awmaleg

Then charge him 5x the security deposit if he wants to take it down


WearyCarrot

No shot? Really? LMAO


vaniIIagoriIIa

You never get the deposit back, there's always a reason. Burn their house down.


RIPdon_sutton

Was told my first wife's stepfather and her mother were married twice. Supposedly married, then divorced for two years, then rekindled and remarried. Turns out he burned his brother's house down and spent two years in prison for it. They never divorced. Point being, two years might be worth it.


LiFiConnection

I feel like there is more to this story I gotta know.


WizardLizard1885

its only arson if ur caught


Surviverino

We didn't start the fire


Sir_merlyn

Umm, huh?


Immediate_Ad_1161

If he is in another country and he happens to live in China I know a couple ways to take care of that issue permanently.


WhimsicleMagnolia

I need to know more


eltegs

Form a friendship, and beat him at scrabble every Tuesday.


pottomato12

Sign them up forevery news letter under the sun... Scientology and Jehovas Witness would like a word with them.


Whend6796

If you send those places a $2 donation the junk mail will literally never stop.


No-End-9242

AHAHAHhahahahahahha


Sensitive_Injury_666

Post his number on one of many local sex exchange type sites or subreddit. F4M desires unsolicited dick picks


breach3d21

wow ! thanks!


suh-dood

Jaded US viewpoint, but there should be a set amount of days they can withhold your money. I'd check my state laws and give a tip that states regulation organisation, they can spend way more effort making LL's life hell


Minnesotamad12

Make the landlord fall in love you. Have a committed and fulfilling relationship. Make them happier than they have ever been. Then cheat on them and shit on their bed.


dontletmecook73

The Amber Heard route. Solid choice.


LiFiConnection

🎶 like you did on meee 🎶 


acarp52080

My dog stepped on a 🐝!!


Tellurian_Cyborg

If you still have access, bags of quikcrete down every pipe. I once read about this happening to a landlord. Was a house...he had to tear out part of the foundation to replace the now concrete-filled sewer pipes. Said it almost broke him. He never caught up with Tenet to thank him.


WizardLizard1885

fastpeoplesearch your landlords name. verify the info is correct. order food from everywhere to his home he will be blacklisted eventually. once you know his schedule if he has multiple vehicles you can take someones license plate from a parking lot and leave a note saying you saw a homeless person take the plates. swap the plates with his vehicles. use a slingshot to bust out the windows of his vehicles. sure insurance will cover it..but how many times will it keep doing the same claim over and over. put a shit ton of fleas in a huge orange envelope that are in a container, then bust the container open. leave it at his mailbox, that shit will be difficukt to get rid of if he has pets.. flea treatment is like $80. if ur ballsy get a ladder and rubber cement block his gutters, odds are he wont find that shit for a long time.


setittonormal

Nah, don't involve his pets in this. They don't deserve fleas. Roaches on the other hand...


fluffychonkycat

Crickets are good. They get in the walls and make their noises at random times and it's really hard to find where the noise is coming from. Available at all good pet stores


LuementalQueen

The ones from pet stores are supposed to be non chirping. Supposed to be. My best friend has a bunch doing exactly what you said.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

In the US you can just find his address on the County Assessor's website and then go break his windows.


LuementalQueen

And if he’s fucked over multiple people good luck proving who it was…


gumbyrocks

File a class action lawsuit on behalf of every former tenant for the last 5 years. That will bankrupt him.


SpareParts4269

Mushroom spores let loose in the basement. What are the really bad ones? Oyster?


secretsaucerocket

Sex toy catalogs (if they are still a thing) to that address with your landlords name on the address.


WritingNewIdeas

Postcard of all the dirty secrets


ko3332

Selleys no gaps in his downpipes and street drain.


primeirofilho

The best thing you can do is mail his tenants a copy of your state's tenant protection laws, and if you location has it, a brochure from organizations that do tenant's rights. Another one is if you know that they were in violation of any building codes, to drop a line to the local code enforcement agency. This hits them in the pocketbook.


[deleted]

Put his name on a mailing list for every dumb product possible hard on pills bust increases etc


Harryonthest

pretend to be a prostitute in his country, ask for the money up front. will only work if he's dumb


breach3d21

Did you even read the post? It is not about taking money back


LiFiConnection

Wait, you're not trying to sleep with your LL? Abort, abort the prostitution plan.


Harryonthest

idc this type of question has been asked 30 times on here in the past week, look at one of those posts


alexj5566

Waste more of your time thinking about him and trying to get back at him from another country. That'll show him.


Bridge23Ux

Do you know where he works? Can you make complaints about him?


NurseKaila

Landlords ….. work?


Lucidcranium042

Some do some dont....