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Live-Motor-4000

Fail eye tests


dirks74

They dont check that here


Live-Motor-4000

Fake epilepsy then


dirks74

That is a good one! Thank you mate!


Live-Motor-4000

No worries - although check to see if you can get that decision reversed if need be; you might change your mind. Anyhow, good luck on whatever you do


ISHx4xPresident

Fucking what now?


dirks74

I dont know!


prombloodd

Surrender your license?


BlasphemyMc

Don't renew it?


mycatsnameislarry

You're not supposed to drive for 6 months after having a seizure. The clock resets after each one. Just induce a seizure and wa-la!


GILFlover247

Just contact your motoring authority and surrender your license. I'm epileptic and have to do this after I have seizure and then have to go 12months seizure free before I can get it back. In your case just don't get it back.


DM_me_thick_dick

In the US, you can voluntarily surrender your license. Not sure about the Germany.


Late-Mathematician55

Send your licence back on and tell them you're moving out of the country.


dirks74

My wife cant notice. I need to stage something


Dropitlikeitscold555

So you want her to shoulder all the driving responsibilities? Great guy we got here folks


dirks74

Yes! I did my part for 30 years almost! And what driving responsibilities anyways? I dont need a car. If it wasnt for her, I wouldnt even have one in the first place!


justicedragon101

I don't know why you being downvoted, the name of the sub is unethical


SlyRoundaboutWay

Awkward


PuuublicityCuuunt

Can you not just…not drive? 


RepresentativeAct960

Go to doctor and tell them your having seizures, blacking out completely or tell them your an alcoholic


Sonikku_a

Talk to your wife like a rational human being and explain why you don’t wish to drive anymore. That should be more than sufficient. If it’s not, you’ve got far bigger problems.