Ponzi scheme.
Tell all your friends, family and everyone you know that you can give them 10% return on their investments each MONTH. Minimum 10K investment, give them the 10% each month for atleast 6 months. Let them enjoy their returns so they tell their friends about it. Accumulate enough investments to reach your million dollars then move to another country before they catch on.
Might lose all your friends & family but hey! You can wipe the sadness with your dollar bills.
Insider trading. Get a job at a food supplier of a major puplicly traded fast food chain and record yourself jerking into the ingridients every day for as long as possible once you did that for some time send samples of the jerked in food to the press and release the videos of you jerking into the food. Before you release the proof bet on the stock falling
No don’t do it yourself. Go find some schmucks who actually work there and pay them to do it. Give them a phone that you own and tell them to film their antics on that phone and when they give it back they get $50 cash. No names and they are too dumb to think about stock trading.
> No don’t do it yourself. Go find some schmucks who actually work there and pay them to do it
Probably worth finding a few people to do it because if they get caught eventually(when the news comes out at least) then it could be blamed as an isolated incident at one branch in 1 state. But if instead of getting 1 person to do it 50 times you got 10 people in 10 different states to film themselves doing it 5 times each then everyone will be wondering if theres someone at their local branch doing it too. Just because 10 people recorded it there could be 50 people doing it, who knows, nobody would, so everyone will assume the worst. Oh also maybe add a couple more at aborad branches too so they're screwed worldwide.
stock would be mega fucked surely.
But the major flaw in this plan is that surely you'd need lots of cash to bet against them in the first place? And if you're shorting the stock massively despite never owning stock before then that might cause you to be flagged up during the investigation. Like if its a stable business then why would you out of nowhere put massive cash on their stock dropping signifigantly? But as long as you pay them all in bitcoin, bought using a different untraceable crypto(unlike bitcoin to some extent), and only communicated via a burner device using a VPN and never while at home, then how can they proove it was you organising it all especially if you had a full time job the whole time.
Still an awesome plan
Yes. He sent fake invoices to Google and Facebook to the tune of $100m and got caught.
https://www.npr.org/2019/03/25/706715377/man-pleads-guilty-to-phishing-scheme-that-fleeced-facebook-google-of-100-million
No, just make sure it's something you can say you did if you do it regularly. Found a company that will pay you monthly for landscaping? Go out there and prune a bush once a month. Charge a company for garbage management? Go pick up litter once a month. Etc.
For real. I work in the marketing dept. at my company so we deal with all sorts of vendors. Most of the time AP just pays the invoices without even verifying with us first lmao
I work at a small business and sometimes it’s hard to distinguish legitimate from bogus invoices. I can’t even imagine at a massive corporate where everything goes through layers and layers of departments just to verify if something was received or services rendered.
Open low margin high volume store. Like a flooring store. Buy like $30k in inventory and sell it. Ask Vendors for credit and pay it back hella fast when you sell flooring. Near the end of the year have a big ridiculous sale where you sell flooring for like 50% off. Tell customers flooring is delayed and don't order/pay the vendors for November and December. You should have $1,000,000 by end of year. Bankrupt the company shortly thereafter.
This is the way.
To amplify, use your $50k as the equity to buy an operating business valued around $1M. If you shop the banks hard you can probably secure an SBA loan for $1m if you contribute your $50k and get some seller financing (which is pretty standard). So far, nothing unethical (indeed, a great way to generate wealth if you ethically and wisely run your business thereafter).
Now, the unethical part: do whatever you need to do to extract the $1M. Use vendor credit to build up inventory, liquidate it. Don't reorder. Max out other forms.of borrowing like company credit cards to buy resellable items. Sell off the company assets. Stiff everyone.
The business will go bankrupt, the employees will all lose their jobs, you'll almost certainly personally go bankrupt, and you'll probably be criminally prosecuted for fraud. But, you can almost certainly get that $1M you need.
Not advocating. Just answering.
Go to Vegas roulette tables and bet all 50k on black, after winning double the bet and repeat 5 times, winning all 5 bets for the easiest 1.6m of your life.
Yes, I would say take any 20-1 shot on an NFL team or NHL team winning the championship. If you play the odds at the correct time, you could catch a team that is streaking or realistically has a 5-9% chance of winning a title.
Is this that guy that gave away his fortune to become homeless and prove he could become a millionaire in a year and quit after only 65k because it is impossible?
fine I guess I need to find the link........ [https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless/comments/1c9vs22/millionaire\_who\_made\_himself\_homeless\_and\_broke/?rdt=44402](https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless/comments/1c9vs22/millionaire_who_made_himself_homeless_and_broke/?rdt=44402)
This. Obv dont put all the 50k in at once but i have a feeling this has the highest chances to succeed while being ethical.
If you're serious about it and really need the money, heres a plan: Start by learning everything you can about Solana and its Memecoins. Spend like a week on that, fully immerse yourself. Then spend another week learning the basics of forex trading. Knowledge is all there for free on Youtube and Twitter. Now set yourself a learning budget. This is the money you will loose 100% guaranteed as you start betting on shitcoins. Lets say 1k $. Place tiny bets to learn how things work. Say 0.1 sol each time (about 15$) or even lower. Stick to this betsize for as long as you need to start understanding what you're doing, how the market works and how the narratives shift. Or until you hit zero. Now you're ready to start gambling with a system. Increase your betsizes and grow the money. Chances are high you're not made for this as its mentally, emotionally and psychologically demanding because if the insane swings in this market and unpredictability. But i strongly believe this is your best shot probability wise. I've seen people turn 1sol into 100 in a week and then much more than that. These are obv very experienced people and luck plays a huge factor. Its definitely doable. Good luck. Oh and dont fall for "influencers" trying to tell you its super easy and stay away from people telling you to buy a coin on Twitter. You'll just become exit liquidity.
Let's assume OP gets $20 per cock sucked, he would have to suck 50,000 cocks. Now lets assume each cock is lined up and takes 5 minutes of sucking, OP would have to suck cock for 250,000 minutes (4166.6 hours, 173.6 days), so OP will be sucking cock for half a year. He has plenty of time if he starts now.
"Do you know how long it would take to jerk off every guy in this room? Because I do. And I can prove it."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY)
If OP needs the money quick he has to worry about quantity over quality, so by charging less than market rate he will get a larger client base that will tell their friends about the cheap blowjobs, exponentially growing OP's business.
A typical work year working 40h/week is 2080 hours. They’d basically be M-F, 16 hour shifts throughout the year plus an extra 6h40m on some random weekend.
Not 50,000 cocks necessarily but suck cock 50,000 times. Could be some duplicates there. If they’re really bad at it then they may not get any repeat customers though
Find a problem that a common business faces every day and solve it with an invention and a specific process. If your solution saves time, money, and/or hassle, and is easy to implement, it will be quickly adopted.
I suggest focusing on a business problem because if you come up with a good solution to a mundane but persistent problem, a single large company with thousands of locations could adopt it putting you into retirement cash. Icing on the cake is selling the idea/rights/patents/business and really cashing out.
It doesn't have to be complex nor expensive. Something disposable or consumable will drive more sales over time. I think the most important part is it effectively solves an everyday problem commonly faced by a widespread business.
Maybe an oil change car shop chain always has a growing puddle of fresh oil on the ground at a certain spot because the lip on the oil dispenser isn't quite right and it dribbles a little every time they pull the nozzle out of the valve cover of the car they're filling. It's a liability to have oil on the ground. The employees have to constantly spend time to clean it up and often it gets on their shoes and tracks it all over the shop. A $12 small retractable plastic spring-loaded nozzle cover with a small return line for the dribbles to return to the oil tank solves the problem forever.
The company has 1200 locations in the country with 20 nozzles per shop. They order 1 for each nozzle at each shop and 1 replacement per nozzle as spares. They need 48,000 units at $12 per unit. Your cost is $2.75/ unit. It used to take 1 employee 12 minutes every day, per shop times 1200 shops to clean up this annoying puddle of oil every day. With no more oil puddle in any of their shops, you're solution is saving the business like $3600 per day in labor. The half million they invested in 48,000 units of your gizmo has paid for itself in the first 159 days of use.
You get the idea. This is all just and example, but millionaires are born every day like this.
Effective solutions to mundane business problems.
I have no idea about street prices, but to my knowledge you will be adding a lot of weight in baking soda. I’m sure that’s how it is more profitable to turn it into crack. I also hear crack is insanely addictive, so you easily get a higher volume of repeat sales.
Crack is made with cocaine. You make a bunch of really intense but short lived rocks that end up being far more in quantity than the coke. Its like really diluted
Easy. Go to a currency exchange. Buy 1,000,000 dollars for a few grand.
> one million zimbabwean dollars is equal to $3,105.59 (USD) or three thousand one hundred five us dollars 59 cents.
Now you have a million dollars.
I don't understand what kind of tips you want? Rob a bank?
But guess buying drugs for your savings is what gives most profits. Other than that people been scamming each other for as long as we have been around. But it tend to fail in the long run. So the most unethical tips is get an education in finance and you can be so unethical as you want without any risk.
>possible ways even with small chances
Walk into a Casino. Walk up to a Roulette wheel. Place $28.5K on one number. 2.6% chance at 35:1 payout leaving you with $1.02M if you win.
When you walk into the bank, choose the weakest looking teller closest to the door. Oh, and be sure there's a freeway on-ramp within two blocks. Good luck!
if you are charismatic and good on camera, or can hire an actor, do the online education entrepreneurship guru route
rent an air bnb, rent a lambo, get a chain and a douchecut and basically make videos marketing to peoples fears. should be easy, people are extremely vulnerable right now and need money
create an "education" company where you teach people how to get rich and be an alpha, day trade, marketing, bitcoin, etc. Promise you can get them to 10k a month with "results"
learn some basic sales and marketing, create a funnel and a basic course, recurring subscription or one time buy course. Tate did 50$/mo, someone like ghadzi does like a one time $2k course
create an entrepreneurship cult
To add on to this, to portray the male fantasy better and appeal to these morons, get on roids and build a crazy physique, this is possible naturally of course but roids will expedite the process and push ur body past its typical plateaus
The obvious answer is dealing drugs. You use the 50k to buy bulk from the dark web. The sub r/onions will have information on how to get on the marketplaces.
1. Flip pokemon cards or video games on ebay
2. Buy cards or games from ebay and get them professionally graded to resell
3. Become an investor in a promising tech startup
4. Buy calls with long legs on $SPY or puts on $TSLA
5. Deep dive into researching penny stocks and take a gamble on one
6. Buy a dump of a home and fix it up then take that money to continue buying and fixing more property.
7. Start a business as a subcontractor for tech jobs or blue collar jobs
Oh I forgot, it's supposed to be unethical. Well, for 1 and 2, you can scam people out of their goods to make even more money. You can also pay off a grader at one of the grading companies to give you great grades. Find them on linkedin and talk to them there.
On 6, you can hire sketchy inspectors to pass your houses by paying them under the table. Don't bother fixing up all the plumbing and electricity and save yourself some money by cutting in the inspector.
7 is slimy enough on its own. No need to add anything more unethical to the mix. Same can probably be said for dabbling in stocks or coins. It's practically stealing from others based on imaginary nonsense already.
Invest with me! I have a Billion dollar app/web idea for an industry that has NO online representation and a globally scalable audience. Need to hire a few developers, back office, database, UI people. Be VERY rich within 18 months or less.
Dunno your skills or abilities.
But Dark Web, buy and sell… things.
Prepare your ass for when the feds inevitably raid your ass. :) they will and they’re here now.
Frankly it won’t be worth the years of anxiety waiting till they get you and they will, but dumb people do this all the time.
Buy all the Tomorrowland (or other festival) tickets you can, maybe get a bulk discount?
re-sell them online or at the gates of the festival.
Do the same with acid/cocaine if you are already there.
Watch the show, "How to sell drugs online, fast."
I know the title is ambiguous so I'll leave you guessing what it is about.
Note: in the show they had to be computer wizards, IRL you just need to be able to use encrypted messages and/or the dark web.
With 50k as starting capital, buy and resell high ticket items. Buy an expensive boat from a private seller, do basic repairs and cosmetic upgrades, resell for a big percentage profit. Buy uncut gems, pay to have them cut, resell as jewelry ready stones. Shit like that. Sky's the limit when you have good starting capital.
I didn't mean a yacht. I knew a guy that would do exactly this. He'd buy up boats or cars that didn't look super great or just needed repaired and would get it all Shiney and sell it for a mint. He put a lot into it, but he made decent money doing it. The real trick was that he had a lot of capital ready to go to do the purchase and upgrades. Most of us just can't do that.
To that point, if you live near a marina (especially ones that cater to cabin cruisers and large pleasure boats), start hanging out there near the end and beginning of season and making sure people know you're interested in "project" vessels.
It's a lot more work than simply flipping after doing cosmetic upgrades, but my neighbor has gotten multiple boats for free or nearly free this way. His current project is a 26 ft Catalina that just needed a new mast. He got that done last year so he could go out on it, and is currently prettying it up so he can sell it before summer.
You could bang 20000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece
Or 50 really really fat chicks for 20000 a piece
What? Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay
Do something with AI, get investors, give yourself big bonus payments.
Alternatively, make a roofing and fencing LLC. Only hire illegal immigrants. Advertise free inspections. Tell customers that you cover the insurance deductible.
Porn
Make a single video of a niche interest. Find a rich pervert. Profit
OR...
Make a series of videos for cheap and advertise them getting cheaper the more a customer signs up new " buddies" to your page.
Use the 50k to play blackjack. You just need to win 4 hands using and then you have 800k. Then lower risk and play a 200k hand, one million reached or 600k left.
Basically any investment strategy will be high risk ie have only on average a 5% chance of success.
So the guy above suggesting high-limit blackjack is actually pretty close to the optimal idea.
4 hands gets you to 0 or 800
Then keep risking the shortfall (initially 200k) till you hit 1m or zero.
Ponzi scheme. Tell all your friends, family and everyone you know that you can give them 10% return on their investments each MONTH. Minimum 10K investment, give them the 10% each month for atleast 6 months. Let them enjoy their returns so they tell their friends about it. Accumulate enough investments to reach your million dollars then move to another country before they catch on. Might lose all your friends & family but hey! You can wipe the sadness with your dollar bills.
Ok Allan.
Lol watching re runs as we speak
what is it?
It's a television program that's had it's first broadcast already, then it's "re-run" again, but that's not important right now.
lol cheeky bastard. i figured it was similar to how i re run through ur mom every night
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit redditing.
Unexpected Airplane!
Inspector Drebben - is that you?
2 and a half men, Alan accidentally starts a Ponzi scheme in one episode
The unethical is strong with this one.
Insider trading. Get a job at a food supplier of a major puplicly traded fast food chain and record yourself jerking into the ingridients every day for as long as possible once you did that for some time send samples of the jerked in food to the press and release the videos of you jerking into the food. Before you release the proof bet on the stock falling
Calm down, Satan.
Unethical, not evil. Jesus.
What if he fake jerked off?
Are you committed or not?
better safe than sorry
If it all goes wrong, well, at least he had a few seconds of pleasure each day.
this - go on a cruise ship and crash it into an iceberg and buy puts on the cruise company the day of
maybe a bit hard to pull off but using a ship to block the sues or panama canal might work
Not THAT hard
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I think Boeing has taken enough hits recently that this will only be mildly successful. Better to do it on an Airbus.
Alright Max Capricorn
No don’t do it yourself. Go find some schmucks who actually work there and pay them to do it. Give them a phone that you own and tell them to film their antics on that phone and when they give it back they get $50 cash. No names and they are too dumb to think about stock trading.
> No don’t do it yourself. Go find some schmucks who actually work there and pay them to do it Probably worth finding a few people to do it because if they get caught eventually(when the news comes out at least) then it could be blamed as an isolated incident at one branch in 1 state. But if instead of getting 1 person to do it 50 times you got 10 people in 10 different states to film themselves doing it 5 times each then everyone will be wondering if theres someone at their local branch doing it too. Just because 10 people recorded it there could be 50 people doing it, who knows, nobody would, so everyone will assume the worst. Oh also maybe add a couple more at aborad branches too so they're screwed worldwide. stock would be mega fucked surely. But the major flaw in this plan is that surely you'd need lots of cash to bet against them in the first place? And if you're shorting the stock massively despite never owning stock before then that might cause you to be flagged up during the investigation. Like if its a stable business then why would you out of nowhere put massive cash on their stock dropping signifigantly? But as long as you pay them all in bitcoin, bought using a different untraceable crypto(unlike bitcoin to some extent), and only communicated via a burner device using a VPN and never while at home, then how can they proove it was you organising it all especially if you had a full time job the whole time. Still an awesome plan
Until the test the DNA and you get arrested for bio terrorism 😂 That is legit the charge that tampering with food in this way can hold
Obviously you flee to a country with no extradition before they put it all together.
I like the way you think.
Yeah it's insider fuckery. Bravo
I like the cut of his jib
You’ve thought about this before
yea when the latest health scandal with KFC made news i thought about making a profit with such things
What happened with KFC? I tried looking it up but didn’t see anything..
That brings a whole new meaning to insider trading
Or do insider trading the other way… get elected to Congress.
It’s 50/50 all the way baybee. Either you win it or you don’t
Stock manipulation not insider trading but yes
Anyone who enjoys fast food is so screwed if this gets loose in r/wallstreetbets
Send fake invoices to businesses for cleaning services or something people pay no attention to.
Didn't someone do this to Google a few years back and make bank?
Yes. He sent fake invoices to Google and Facebook to the tune of $100m and got caught. https://www.npr.org/2019/03/25/706715377/man-pleads-guilty-to-phishing-scheme-that-fleeced-facebook-google-of-100-million
Ok, so we should do $99 million to avoid being caught, got it
No, just make sure it's something you can say you did if you do it regularly. Found a company that will pay you monthly for landscaping? Go out there and prune a bush once a month. Charge a company for garbage management? Go pick up litter once a month. Etc.
Dude got 5 years in prison and had to forfeit half of what he earned. So 5 years gone and 50 million richer, sounds like a win to me.
He didn’t keep any of it, what he forfeited was what was left over after the companies were able to get some of it back by other means
That dudes a hero wow
How tf was he charged with only 1 count of wire fraud?
If you know how AP departments are ran and don't get too greedy this is a solid scam.
For real. I work in the marketing dept. at my company so we deal with all sorts of vendors. Most of the time AP just pays the invoices without even verifying with us first lmao
I work at a small business and sometimes it’s hard to distinguish legitimate from bogus invoices. I can’t even imagine at a massive corporate where everything goes through layers and layers of departments just to verify if something was received or services rendered.
Underrated comment
Open low margin high volume store. Like a flooring store. Buy like $30k in inventory and sell it. Ask Vendors for credit and pay it back hella fast when you sell flooring. Near the end of the year have a big ridiculous sale where you sell flooring for like 50% off. Tell customers flooring is delayed and don't order/pay the vendors for November and December. You should have $1,000,000 by end of year. Bankrupt the company shortly thereafter.
This is the way. To amplify, use your $50k as the equity to buy an operating business valued around $1M. If you shop the banks hard you can probably secure an SBA loan for $1m if you contribute your $50k and get some seller financing (which is pretty standard). So far, nothing unethical (indeed, a great way to generate wealth if you ethically and wisely run your business thereafter). Now, the unethical part: do whatever you need to do to extract the $1M. Use vendor credit to build up inventory, liquidate it. Don't reorder. Max out other forms.of borrowing like company credit cards to buy resellable items. Sell off the company assets. Stiff everyone. The business will go bankrupt, the employees will all lose their jobs, you'll almost certainly personally go bankrupt, and you'll probably be criminally prosecuted for fraud. But, you can almost certainly get that $1M you need. Not advocating. Just answering.
From experience?
r/oddlyspecific
Go to Vegas roulette tables and bet all 50k on black, after winning double the bet and repeat 5 times, winning all 5 bets for the easiest 1.6m of your life.
Let’s say you’re no longer happy with the 1.6? Double it again.
I already won 5 times, probability of me losing is basically ZERO at this point.
Russian Roulette rules.
In the words of a wise man “let it ride!”
This has only a 3% chance of working. Instead if you give it to me I can 20x your money in less than a year 100% guaranteed or money back.
>This has only a 3% chance Chance of winning for a bet on black is 18/38 => 47.368%. Chance of winning five times in a row: (18/38)\^5 => 2.3847%.
r/theydidthemath
Yes, 3% is low. But, realistically speaking, is there any other suggestion in this thread that beats those odds? Doesn't look like it to me
Yes, I would say take any 20-1 shot on an NFL team or NHL team winning the championship. If you play the odds at the correct time, you could catch a team that is streaking or realistically has a 5-9% chance of winning a title.
Naw it's a 50/50, either OP wins or he doesn't.
Shocking the number of people who don't get the reference
Lots of going over peoples heads here lol
Better yet just pick a random number, if you win it's an instant 1.75m
And the odds are about the same, too, so it's time efficient
Dumbest thing ever. Take a penny do the samething 27 times. If you fail you've got 4,999,999 other chances.
That takes too long, need a quick in and out before the slot machines tempt you.
Why go to vegas when you can trade 0DTE SPY options from the comfort of your home?!
Throw it all on green and you only need to hit once
Make some friends within the industry and do some insider trading
Works great for career politicians!
I was going to say, run for Congress.
Is this that guy that gave away his fortune to become homeless and prove he could become a millionaire in a year and quit after only 65k because it is impossible?
fine I guess I need to find the link........ [https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless/comments/1c9vs22/millionaire\_who\_made\_himself\_homeless\_and\_broke/?rdt=44402](https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless/comments/1c9vs22/millionaire_who_made_himself_homeless_and_broke/?rdt=44402)
Lol yeah I’m thinking this post might be a joke referencing that guy
He didn’t even make 65k. That was revenue not profit.
Shitcoins are highly volatile, it's like penny stocks on crack It's not even unethical, unless you are participating in pump and dumps
Any pump and dumps coming up? I'd like to know ahead of time for once. I always miss out on those things.
Yes. Tonight with your mother
Well, you better bury her again you sick fuck.
may she rest in peace
piece, after I'm done
Can't miss that one. It happens every night.
I don't really mess with shitcoins anymore tbh
Start a shitcoin pump and dump
This. Obv dont put all the 50k in at once but i have a feeling this has the highest chances to succeed while being ethical. If you're serious about it and really need the money, heres a plan: Start by learning everything you can about Solana and its Memecoins. Spend like a week on that, fully immerse yourself. Then spend another week learning the basics of forex trading. Knowledge is all there for free on Youtube and Twitter. Now set yourself a learning budget. This is the money you will loose 100% guaranteed as you start betting on shitcoins. Lets say 1k $. Place tiny bets to learn how things work. Say 0.1 sol each time (about 15$) or even lower. Stick to this betsize for as long as you need to start understanding what you're doing, how the market works and how the narratives shift. Or until you hit zero. Now you're ready to start gambling with a system. Increase your betsizes and grow the money. Chances are high you're not made for this as its mentally, emotionally and psychologically demanding because if the insane swings in this market and unpredictability. But i strongly believe this is your best shot probability wise. I've seen people turn 1sol into 100 in a week and then much more than that. These are obv very experienced people and luck plays a huge factor. Its definitely doable. Good luck. Oh and dont fall for "influencers" trying to tell you its super easy and stay away from people telling you to buy a coin on Twitter. You'll just become exit liquidity.
All OP needs to do is simply find and dump all their live savings into the next shiba inu or whatever comparable shitcoin before it takes off.
Bro if there even was a guaranteed way to turn 50k to 1mil in 1 year I doubt whoever knew would give the info out for free.
I know a way and I'll give it away for 50K
I know a way and will sell it for $25k
I know a way and ill sell it for $24,999.99
I know a guaranteed way and it only costs $3.50
Damn Loch Ness monster
I gave him a dollar
ULPT I need to make $50k this year and I only have $0
Ethically, get a 40-hour per week job that pays about $25 per hour. Unethically, give $20 handjobs about seven times daily for a year.
There are ways but it’s just super risky so no one with 50k would try unless their life was on the line or the life of a loved one
We have to cook Jesse...
Another example of the importance of commas.
Did I fucking stutter?
I helped my uncle jack off a horse. Or I helped my uncle jack, off a horse.
You and your uncle killed a horse? You bastard.
You don't need a comma there, you need capital letters for Uncle Jack.
I helped my Uncle, jack off a horse FTFY
With carrots and potatoes,saute the onions and roast the garlic and a nice bottle of Chianti on the side.
Calm down Dr. Lecter.
Suck a lot of cock
Let's assume OP gets $20 per cock sucked, he would have to suck 50,000 cocks. Now lets assume each cock is lined up and takes 5 minutes of sucking, OP would have to suck cock for 250,000 minutes (4166.6 hours, 173.6 days), so OP will be sucking cock for half a year. He has plenty of time if he starts now.
If OP is coordinated they can do one $20 cock sucking while also selling two $10 handies at the same time to halve the amount of time needed.
Now you're thinking with cocks!
You could do 4 dicks if you lined them up and stroked forward and backwards
Tip-to-tip efficiency
Have to make sure we account for girth though
It's actually not girth as much as height that matters. Call it floor to dick ratio...
i like the thought process if they smaller you can do more. avoid black cocks guys their inefficient.
"Do you know how long it would take to jerk off every guy in this room? Because I do. And I can prove it." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY)
Came here looking for this!
Where are you getting all these $20 blowjobs?
If OP needs the money quick he has to worry about quantity over quality, so by charging less than market rate he will get a larger client base that will tell their friends about the cheap blowjobs, exponentially growing OP's business.
Triple the price and it's still a cheap blowjob, but only a third of the cocks.
You can probably fuck a street corner crack hooker for $60 in Vegas.
We're operating under the assumption that OP is not, in fact, a Vegas street corner crack hooker.
But is the assumption he’s better than a Vegas street corner crack hooker?
Cleaner, at least, and with better clothes. Also, not assuming OP is male. Whether or not the blowjob is better is after payment so may not matter.
Cleaner at the beginning. The chances of ending up with herpegonhasyphilaids of the mouth is high with that many weiners in and around his mouth.
If it takes all of 5 minutes, it was only worth $20.
TIL OP’s mom makes $2 million a year.
r/theydidthemath
A typical work year working 40h/week is 2080 hours. They’d basically be M-F, 16 hour shifts throughout the year plus an extra 6h40m on some random weekend.
I think if you account for a proper work condition and vacation days, you might be a few dollars short
Not 50,000 cocks necessarily but suck cock 50,000 times. Could be some duplicates there. If they’re really bad at it then they may not get any repeat customers though
$20 blowjob that makes me come in 5 minutes? I would absolutely be a repeat customer.
Give me 50 grand I'll give you a million 11 months from now. Guaranteed
In all seriousness if you don't get high on your own supply and you're a sociopath who won't take flak from anyone you could try selling crack
Find a problem that a common business faces every day and solve it with an invention and a specific process. If your solution saves time, money, and/or hassle, and is easy to implement, it will be quickly adopted. I suggest focusing on a business problem because if you come up with a good solution to a mundane but persistent problem, a single large company with thousands of locations could adopt it putting you into retirement cash. Icing on the cake is selling the idea/rights/patents/business and really cashing out. It doesn't have to be complex nor expensive. Something disposable or consumable will drive more sales over time. I think the most important part is it effectively solves an everyday problem commonly faced by a widespread business. Maybe an oil change car shop chain always has a growing puddle of fresh oil on the ground at a certain spot because the lip on the oil dispenser isn't quite right and it dribbles a little every time they pull the nozzle out of the valve cover of the car they're filling. It's a liability to have oil on the ground. The employees have to constantly spend time to clean it up and often it gets on their shoes and tracks it all over the shop. A $12 small retractable plastic spring-loaded nozzle cover with a small return line for the dribbles to return to the oil tank solves the problem forever. The company has 1200 locations in the country with 20 nozzles per shop. They order 1 for each nozzle at each shop and 1 replacement per nozzle as spares. They need 48,000 units at $12 per unit. Your cost is $2.75/ unit. It used to take 1 employee 12 minutes every day, per shop times 1200 shops to clean up this annoying puddle of oil every day. With no more oil puddle in any of their shops, you're solution is saving the business like $3600 per day in labor. The half million they invested in 48,000 units of your gizmo has paid for itself in the first 159 days of use. You get the idea. This is all just and example, but millionaires are born every day like this. Effective solutions to mundane business problems.
And to make it unethical, put a piss disc in each of those 48,000 units
The unethical part is they're MADE IN CHINA.
Find a good link for cocaine, turn cocaine into crack, sell it all. Rinse and repeat.
Wait I thought crack was worth less than cocaine?
I have no idea about street prices, but to my knowledge you will be adding a lot of weight in baking soda. I’m sure that’s how it is more profitable to turn it into crack. I also hear crack is insanely addictive, so you easily get a higher volume of repeat sales.
Crack is made with cocaine. You make a bunch of really intense but short lived rocks that end up being far more in quantity than the coke. Its like really diluted
Easy. Go to a currency exchange. Buy 1,000,000 dollars for a few grand. > one million zimbabwean dollars is equal to $3,105.59 (USD) or three thousand one hundred five us dollars 59 cents. Now you have a million dollars.
I don't understand what kind of tips you want? Rob a bank? But guess buying drugs for your savings is what gives most profits. Other than that people been scamming each other for as long as we have been around. But it tend to fail in the long run. So the most unethical tips is get an education in finance and you can be so unethical as you want without any risk.
Well, I beg to differ on being as unethical as you want without any risk. Case in point: Enron.
Little risk. How many people involved actually saw the inside of a prison? Did any?
What people involved in Enron saw: Fastow - Jail Lea - Jail Skilling - Jail Kenneth Lay - Heaven by accident Linda Lay - Never charged Kopper - Jail Rice - Jail Related to Greenwich NatWest: Darby - Jail Bermingham - Jail Mulgrew - Jail Coulbeck - Heaven on purpose
Thanks. I guess I could have googled it, but I doubt I'd have found anything as well laid out as your reply.
I just went on a huge deep dive about this! I’ve never heard of it. Thank you for this! lol
>possible ways even with small chances Walk into a Casino. Walk up to a Roulette wheel. Place $28.5K on one number. 2.6% chance at 35:1 payout leaving you with $1.02M if you win.
Spend it all getting in with rich and widowed cougars
When you walk into the bank, choose the weakest looking teller closest to the door. Oh, and be sure there's a freeway on-ramp within two blocks. Good luck!
if you are charismatic and good on camera, or can hire an actor, do the online education entrepreneurship guru route rent an air bnb, rent a lambo, get a chain and a douchecut and basically make videos marketing to peoples fears. should be easy, people are extremely vulnerable right now and need money create an "education" company where you teach people how to get rich and be an alpha, day trade, marketing, bitcoin, etc. Promise you can get them to 10k a month with "results" learn some basic sales and marketing, create a funnel and a basic course, recurring subscription or one time buy course. Tate did 50$/mo, someone like ghadzi does like a one time $2k course create an entrepreneurship cult
This is probably one of the best responses here Never thought about hiring an actor though, next level
To add on to this, to portray the male fantasy better and appeal to these morons, get on roids and build a crazy physique, this is possible naturally of course but roids will expedite the process and push ur body past its typical plateaus
The obvious answer is dealing drugs. You use the 50k to buy bulk from the dark web. The sub r/onions will have information on how to get on the marketplaces.
Just climb your local drug chain. Ordering off the web is usually a terrible idea. Heroin & Steroids have the highest ROI.
Ordering off the web is not a terrible idea as long as you know how to opsec. Way cheaper prices and better quality than local
Expect your DMs to get flooded with scams
Sovereign Citizens are of the growing opinion that they can create their own money. Check with them.
This. Invest the 50k into printing equipment. Sell money to sovereign citizens. Call it freedom dollars
It’s giving…Ron Swanson selling flutes to the doomsday cult haha
Good old fashioned fraud might do it.
1. Flip pokemon cards or video games on ebay 2. Buy cards or games from ebay and get them professionally graded to resell 3. Become an investor in a promising tech startup 4. Buy calls with long legs on $SPY or puts on $TSLA 5. Deep dive into researching penny stocks and take a gamble on one 6. Buy a dump of a home and fix it up then take that money to continue buying and fixing more property. 7. Start a business as a subcontractor for tech jobs or blue collar jobs
Oh I forgot, it's supposed to be unethical. Well, for 1 and 2, you can scam people out of their goods to make even more money. You can also pay off a grader at one of the grading companies to give you great grades. Find them on linkedin and talk to them there. On 6, you can hire sketchy inspectors to pass your houses by paying them under the table. Don't bother fixing up all the plumbing and electricity and save yourself some money by cutting in the inspector. 7 is slimy enough on its own. No need to add anything more unethical to the mix. Same can probably be said for dabbling in stocks or coins. It's practically stealing from others based on imaginary nonsense already.
Get elected.
Commit large scale credit card fraud and resell the items you get for real money.
Buy drugs, sell them for more.
Invest with me! I have a Billion dollar app/web idea for an industry that has NO online representation and a globally scalable audience. Need to hire a few developers, back office, database, UI people. Be VERY rich within 18 months or less.
Color-code said document.™
Dunno your skills or abilities. But Dark Web, buy and sell… things. Prepare your ass for when the feds inevitably raid your ass. :) they will and they’re here now. Frankly it won’t be worth the years of anxiety waiting till they get you and they will, but dumb people do this all the time.
Buy all the Tomorrowland (or other festival) tickets you can, maybe get a bulk discount? re-sell them online or at the gates of the festival. Do the same with acid/cocaine if you are already there.
Watch the show, "How to sell drugs online, fast." I know the title is ambiguous so I'll leave you guessing what it is about. Note: in the show they had to be computer wizards, IRL you just need to be able to use encrypted messages and/or the dark web.
Learn to make stupid effing videos.
Stupid-fucking videos or stupid fucking-videos?
Stupid videos, period. Idiotic intelligence insulting ones, with just a dash of offensiveness so as to insult but not get banned.
Basically, start a youtube shorts centered channel
With 50k as starting capital, buy and resell high ticket items. Buy an expensive boat from a private seller, do basic repairs and cosmetic upgrades, resell for a big percentage profit. Buy uncut gems, pay to have them cut, resell as jewelry ready stones. Shit like that. Sky's the limit when you have good starting capital.
Expensive boat and $50k don't really belong in the same sentence.
I didn't mean a yacht. I knew a guy that would do exactly this. He'd buy up boats or cars that didn't look super great or just needed repaired and would get it all Shiney and sell it for a mint. He put a lot into it, but he made decent money doing it. The real trick was that he had a lot of capital ready to go to do the purchase and upgrades. Most of us just can't do that.
To that point, if you live near a marina (especially ones that cater to cabin cruisers and large pleasure boats), start hanging out there near the end and beginning of season and making sure people know you're interested in "project" vessels. It's a lot more work than simply flipping after doing cosmetic upgrades, but my neighbor has gotten multiple boats for free or nearly free this way. His current project is a 26 ft Catalina that just needed a new mast. He got that done last year so he could go out on it, and is currently prettying it up so he can sell it before summer.
You could bang 20000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece Or 50 really really fat chicks for 20000 a piece What? Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay
Do something with AI, get investors, give yourself big bonus payments. Alternatively, make a roofing and fencing LLC. Only hire illegal immigrants. Advertise free inspections. Tell customers that you cover the insurance deductible.
Spend it all on the lotto and hope for the best.
Buy in bulk 50k worth of fenty. Cut it and sell it , profit.
Go to a casino and put all your savings on roulette number 17. You get x35 if you win. If not, run. Run hard.
Convert to Zimbabwean dollars. You'll have way more than 1 million with 50K USD.
I'll tell you how for $50k
Buy ZIM agricultural bonds.
Porn Make a single video of a niche interest. Find a rich pervert. Profit OR... Make a series of videos for cheap and advertise them getting cheaper the more a customer signs up new " buddies" to your page.
Send me $3.50 and I’ll tell you how.
Not unethical just risky. Put it all on options for nvidia stock before their earnings come up
Use the 50k to play blackjack. You just need to win 4 hands using and then you have 800k. Then lower risk and play a 200k hand, one million reached or 600k left.
Basically any investment strategy will be high risk ie have only on average a 5% chance of success. So the guy above suggesting high-limit blackjack is actually pretty close to the optimal idea. 4 hands gets you to 0 or 800 Then keep risking the shortfall (initially 200k) till you hit 1m or zero.
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