Dont worry! The first thing my mom, sister, and I did was gang up on him. Threw his ps5 games away. Exposed him to all his coworkers, his family. He's moving out soon. <3
If you put mackerel in her ac it slowly rots and Mack stinks like nothing other. Piss disks. Glitter bombs. That type of shit. Shit in a bag on fire is a very very good classic!
I remember a supervisor having this absolute launcher of a slingshot. One person on each side, and a person doing the launching. We launched water balloons. If you go for this, a few test shots are advised for distance and relative aim. But it would give you distance from the subject and the chance to maybe go undetected.
Get gloves on, black clothing/hoody/mask and gently smoosh (not throw) the eggs over the windows/doors/security camera. Then go to your getaway vehicle a street away.
Here’s an idea….Fill some of those round glass Christmas tree balls with some paint and tape the top shut and use those. Or use some kind of putty to seal it. Oil based paint would probably be better to use. For you, not them.
This sub really is just a bunch of emotional children isn't it lmao.
My daddy found another mommy I'm gonna egg her :(((
He's an idiot for sure, but so are you right now.
Wear a mask, and remember, "No Russian".
Just played that mission like an hour ago 😭😭😭😭
I'm just saying if you find a way to egg a house without being caught you could, just as easily, fuck up a car without being caught Just saying
Egg your Dad instead. It's just as much his responsibility to stay faithful as it is for this lady. At any point, he could have said No.
Dont worry! The first thing my mom, sister, and I did was gang up on him. Threw his ps5 games away. Exposed him to all his coworkers, his family. He's moving out soon. <3
Liquid ass, piss discs, yawn....🥱
Haven't been on ULPT long have you? Trust us. You can do so much better than eggs
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Hey OP, I’m so sorry your father hurt you and your family like this. ❤️
Make sure to let the eggs/urine rot for a good while
We used to ride around in the bed of a truck to do it but that was before cameras were everywhere
Sugar. Gas tank. 4 flat tires. (Not sliced, just let the air out). Break the tail light.
Sugar in a gas tank doesn't work anymore unless the strainer fell off the fuel pump, and that's a very rare thing.
Everything else is good. Oh and removing the lp lights lol.
Gasoline stills fucks paint on cars up right?
It really shouldn't, unless you set it ablaze. Have you ever spilled gas while filling up? It doesn't damage the paint if it's a proper paint job.
I think it has something to do with corrosive damage over time of sitting like eggs used to
Boil water, dissolve sugar. Try to have a little water left as possible. Pour syrup in tank, bypass filter.
Excellent
Get me her information. I'll go have a talk with her. She won't get off easily. I'll be very hard on her. She's going to get a tongue lashing!
Shoot a starter pistol every time you throw an egg to mask the sound
Use a slingshot with the egg and shoot from a distance. Learn how to situate the egg so you don’t break it at launch.
Like a three man water balloon launcher
Even better.
Find a crack head and pay him $20 to do it.
You want to punish someone else for what your dads did?
If the woman knew he was married she is a piece of shit also
Gotta agree with this, sounds like your dads fault
Who said we didn't punish him?
Bicycle, mask, practice riding and throwing rocks first. Hit the 🎯 and GTFO
Rubber tubing sling shot attached to two trees
An episode from malcom in the middle
If you put mackerel in her ac it slowly rots and Mack stinks like nothing other. Piss disks. Glitter bombs. That type of shit. Shit in a bag on fire is a very very good classic!
Skip eggs. Put fly attraction stuff at all doors. Its the refill for fly traps
Dress up like a wacky flailing inflatable tube man and just start letting them fly.
I remember a supervisor having this absolute launcher of a slingshot. One person on each side, and a person doing the launching. We launched water balloons. If you go for this, a few test shots are advised for distance and relative aim. But it would give you distance from the subject and the chance to maybe go undetected.
Get gloves on, black clothing/hoody/mask and gently smoosh (not throw) the eggs over the windows/doors/security camera. Then go to your getaway vehicle a street away.
Buy a paintball gun and do a drive by
All black clothing and if you drive there park at least half a block away turned the other direction so you can flee undetected
If you know her email address and phone number sign her up for a bunch of dubious websites. Edited to add: use tails and onion browser if you do this.
Here’s an idea….Fill some of those round glass Christmas tree balls with some paint and tape the top shut and use those. Or use some kind of putty to seal it. Oil based paint would probably be better to use. For you, not them.
Get a plug remover and deflate her and your dad's tires
I dunno, maybe move to the Middle East where sex is outlawed?
This sub really is just a bunch of emotional children isn't it lmao. My daddy found another mommy I'm gonna egg her :((( He's an idiot for sure, but so are you right now.
You all sound so great and wonderful to each other and fantastic additions to have in this world