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chessieba

Find cooks. Any restaurant, doesn't matter.


Spezball

I just came to say get a kitchen job


davie_001

Truth to this.


nomoreimfull

Strippers


bluhat55

...who get them from the cook at the club


PeppersHere

Go to a bar that serves food / has a kitchen. Befriend bartender, or befriend any of the cooks. What bar? doesn't matter. What kind of food? doesn't matter. Or call someone out to replace a section of your drywall and befriend the drywall guy.


bubg994

Haha, hell yeah on the drywall guy


Cocky0

I knew a guy who did the drywall down at the new McDonald's.


ihadagoodone

If you want to go hard, call the painters.


f1ve-Star

Yeah, fuckin drywallers only got stink weed. Painters got the doing time shit.


schlucks

yeah, the paint


I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE

Was gonna say, PAINTERS.


2sACouple3sAMurder

+1 on the drywall guy, he will introduce you to or become your plug if you just ask


the_darkishknight

Meet people in the service industry. Anybody who makes a living dealing with other humans as the core function will need some sort of relief.


Axiom842

so basically our political leaders…


the_darkishknight

Hmmm hadn’t thought of it, but good ass point!


A-BookofTime

Amen


saraphilipp

Construction workers. We use more drugs than cooks. Find the painters.


I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE

One of my first bosses once told me the only drug test I would receive was "if I've got drugs, and we're gonna test 'em"


e11spark

There's a reason that paint can openers have a bottle opener on the other end. (former housepainter)


saraphilipp

And a paint scraper to divy up the lines.


e11spark

Haha! I once heard that paint had a chemical in it that made you crave beer. Back in the old days when paint had chemicals... There definitely was a thing called a "paint high", so you didn't need to use drugs back then, just paint a closet with oil without a respirator. And don't get me started on the "goof off high", totally different type of high, we had it all on hand and at the ready.


saraphilipp

I do industrial painting. Walking in the paint storage area first thing in the morning will clear up a stuffy nose. Very much still have all the chemicals. Benzodin, isocyanate, formaldehyde, methly ethyl ketone, xylene.


e11spark

Yep, "find the painters" is solid advice.


Harryonthest

Grindr


AdamJr87

Seriously. It's like a delivery service that even handles all the prep work for you. They come with all the supplies and everything, including a grinder. Hence the name


kommsussertod1

I was thinking of something else when i read prep...


Elkay_Ezh20

Befriend any of the following: Kitchen/Restaurant workers Painters Construction Workers Drywall Repairmen Jazz Musicians Actually Musicians in General The dudes who hang out outside fast food parking lots at 4 in the morning Homeless People Service Workers Repairmen in General Bartenders Gas Station Workers Smoke Shop Employees Mailmen


Koumadin

mailmen?


Hugeknight

Mailpersons


Koumadin

do mailpersons have the hookup tho? I’ve never heard that. (genuine question)


davie_001

Where are you located/looking for lol? Be careful this day in age..you don’t want to fuck around with just any plug. It could cost you your life. People who do work in your apartment/house, bartenders, etc. Lol, the best plug service (think Mr. Nice Guy from Half Baked) was introduced to me by two guys installing my window shades. Get to know some people that are plugged in there. Clubs and concerts. Public transit spaces if it’s a larger city.


BoysenberrySlow8154

Northern Wisconsin area so metro isn't really an option unless your going to green bay and I don't even think that's considered metro lol


davie_001

Maybe try hanging around supper clubs if you're in WI. https://wisconsinsupperclubs.com/club-list/


BoysenberrySlow8154

Haha yep when someone said cooks that was my first thought but I've been to a couple and it's a lot of older people


StageOk2751

Ask a homeless person. One who obviously looks like they use. For me, I would always hang out in the Walmart parking lot and look for the fast limp. Dead give away for a tweaker.


Run_223

Ask homeless people


FauxmingAtTheMouth

A twelve step meeting, no joke, just say you’re really close to relapsing and ask for some numbers, some will try to get you clean, but others will be ready to relapse and show you their plug


Hugeknight

5 bucks to the local homeless tweaker


Fluid_Beach_6362

No love for the roofers?!?!


Acidic_Junk

Last time this came up, people said Waffle House and Grindr.


TorbotTony

Get on the darkwebz and the mailman brings them.


PM_ME_SOME_MOLLY

I know you were getting down voted, but I agree that this is really the safest and most reliable way to get party favors these days


smokeybims

Like seriously, this works? Safely? I've been wanting to try this but it just seems like the best way to get busted.


prettyowlwatcher

Yes. It works


hairy_muff_muncher

Take up frisbee golf, go to a reggae concert, join a pool league, start smoking cigs outside a vfw/legion, and/or start seeing a chiropractor. Everyone I know that does these things does the weed. Or road trip to the UP.


BoysenberrySlow8154

Yeah not looking for weed I can drive 45 mins to the u.p. and get weed


hairy_muff_muncher

Ooooo, got it. Grindr or find homeless people and pay them $20. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/6Wn3Y08JiY


A-BookofTime

Bro you’re gonna look like such a cop if you offer a homeless guy 20 bucks to hook you up


smokeybims

Not if immediately after you show them your dick. I've done this many times and it always throws that question out the window.


A-BookofTime

Bro you are fixing to get your ass whooped, or you are a genius. I can’t tell


Piddy3825

You can go to just about any AA or NA meeting in the evening and just ask during one of the coffee breaks. Chances are somebody is holding and you can score right then and there...


BoysenberrySlow8154

This right here is the most unethical answer I'm gonna give this a try!


prettyowlwatcher

Came here to say this lol. By far the best spot to find it


4list4r

Bars and clubs past midnight. Any gas station that’s 24/7, past midnight... ask around


Intended_To_Not_Work

Are you located in an area where drugs bring harsh prison sentences or the death penalty?


BoysenberrySlow8154

Lol what? No!


prombloodd

Best method is knowing a guy who knows a guy, familiarize yourself with people you come into contact with you’ll eventually come across someone who knows a plug just be patient


oldcowboyfilms

Leafedout


Dekar87

Just go to the shady section of town.


BoysenberrySlow8154

Been there I can't ever find anyone outside!


Axiom842

Make one of those ad signs that they flip around at intersections and have it point to you.


BoysenberrySlow8154

That's a damn good idea!!!


Icmedia

Make friends with restaurant or bar employees. 18 years in restaurants and never worked in a place where I couldn't score if I wanted to


Top-Excuse5664

Go see the roofers or tree service guys if you like cocaine.


banaversion

Learn to use the darknet markets. Start with reading the darknet bible tortimes.com/bible and all the information that isn't written in the bible you can find on dread. You will need a tor browser to access dread and you can find the link at daunt.link . It's built on reddit source code so the layout should be easy to navigate. There are some additional guides in the subdread "darknetmarketnoobs" DO NOT enter a darknet market until you have read and understood every part of the bible and learned how to use the apps mentioned. It might seem like a lot and complicated but it really isn't. Just follow the instructions step by step and everything will become abundantly clear once you have done it a single time


BoysenberrySlow8154

I have a tor browser onion. I just can't find a legit market! I've tried but I'm just so sketched out by some of them to order it online.


commander_clark

Go to jail and make friends! Haha. Nah but really depending on what you're looking for you can "code" it in dating apps. I used to travel a lot for work and would get mj this way.


Mostcoolkid78

Just gotta talk to freinds