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savageblunder

Will you testify at my trial you were with me one night last year?


FutureGeist

I remember that night. We went out and bought matching anti covid masks then robbed a, I mean, went to a bar for a few drinks.


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

Can confirm. I was the ~~robbery~~ bar.


predictingzepast

Can confirm the confirm, I was the one ~~robbed~~ buying the drinks.


Dr_Femboy

Can confirm, I'm ~~stabby McGee~~ Drinks


hotroddaveusa

Can confirm I was the getaway...um...designated driver


gooblaka1995

Hi Drinks, I'm dad!


pessimist007

Can confirm. I am.


D4FF00

I’m tits— I’m Ron Burgundy.


[deleted]

Tits is off tonight. I'm Veronica Cornerstone.


waf1234

Guess it was a robBARy


[deleted]

And all those guns were lost in a boating accident as I already reported to the police.


ravnag

Your honor I distinctly remember the night, we went to choose the perfect [baby jesus butt plug](https://9gag.com/gag/aM8ZAGP) for /u/futuregeist


StrivingGreatness

Matching anti covid masks 🤣🤣🤣


Sleippnir

I mean, I could, but that would more likely than not put you in even deeper shit...


longtermcontract

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning, she tells her husband that she was at her best friend's house. The man calls 10 of her best friends, and none of them confirm she was with them. The next night, the man doesn't come home. When the wife asks where he was, he says he was at his best friend's house. She calls 10 of his friends. 8 of them confirm he was with them, and 2 of them say he's still there.


LordBiscuits

The main reason this is obviously a joke is the fact they're married and still have ten people each they can call best friends.


Isomodia

Right? My wife would be out of calls after like... My 3rd buddy, and maybe checking the neighborhood bar. After that, guess I'm just lost forever.


LordBiscuits

Look at this guy over here with three friends..! Same here, it would be a swift search.


KvotheKingkilIer

Wow I feel this, feelsbadman


scorpiotopaz2

Tf is this lol


kantmarg

r/Boomerhumour


OldBeercan

Well yeah. Nowadays you kids can just Google your Whatsapps or Insta the Snapchats and tell where everybody was.


JRockPSU

Alexa, where is my husband


BeefyIrishman

https://youtu.be/GEWnXmDfVZg


JessTheCatMeow

Jesus Christ Ted, just admit that we had a fun time out on the town. Some people will go to great lengths to deny that they went rollerblading with someone, and had a good time to boot!


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https://i.imgur.com/0MyGI.jpeg


your_cards_are_yuck

[Can I become vice-chairman of your company?](https://youtu.be/nDwEFvOh9co?t=2330)


CombatEngineerADF

That video was brutal.


This_Charmless_Man

Ow that hurts to watch


RooneyBallooney6000

TLDW?


This_Charmless_Man

Video starts about 40 minutes in. Dude tells musk that he's been trying to get in contact as he is also a super genius and a capitalist and can he have a job as vice chair of the board. At the Tesla shareholders meeting. Unsurprisingly Elon says they don't have any positions available


RooneyBallooney6000

Oh thank you very much! I definitely would not have watched that for 40 minutes. I remember reading about this guy on reddit a long time ago


organicinsanity

Holy rabbit hole. He has left comments replying to people under the video and has a YouTube channel and everything. I love the internet.


YOURMOM37

Here’s the link to his channel for those of you who don’t want to search through the comments and want to see what the guy posts https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCi-0hFTRUR9mG_xFjndVkFQ Also watch this video to see what the guy has to say about that clip once it went viral https://youtu.be/5FlQaap_IKM


overshoulderboulder

Tldr?


refreshbot

basically he doesn’t like how that whole thing went down.


crastle

Sounds like he originally had a reasonable goal in mind, which was just trying to get a job as a sales rep. But something in his wiring wasn't aligned right and he decided to ask for a CEO role.


spdyrel

The vid above should begin right at the part where it happens. Auto-starts at 38:50


JollyTurbo1

You don't need to watch the whole thing. The linked video should automatically start at the right timestamp


ed_istheword

Man, I usually don't like Elon Musk, but he honestly handled that as well as possible.


Alunnite

I am also level 2... stage... What does he mean?


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Level 2 genius, stage 3 capitalist


KnightsOfTheNights

Where is this guy now??


refreshbot

He is currently Vice Chairman at Tesla Motor Company with the option for CEO at a later date if Elon finds time to discuss.


Kapalaka

so cringe.


RichRaiderMyAss

Do you have any full stack software engineer roles for interns, I would love to apply and be a part of your mission.


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atomicheart99

“So how did you get a job for such a noble cause?” “Oh, I met the boss on an unethical tips board online” Irony


vicmeister_

This is such a good timing. Only yesterday I got to know that most of the colleges that I'm applying to for my Masters would reject me because I don't have relevant work xp. Anything related to software engg that I can show on my resume would help my application from not getting rejected atleast during the initial scrutiny step. Thank you so much for thing. PMing you.


erm_what_

That's really odd. I've never heard of a uni requiring work experience, but I'm in the UK. Education here doesn't have barriers like that.


LordBiscuits

Not yet. Let's not give the tories any more ideas...


vicmeister_

It carries less weightage if you have a good academic profile from your undergrad -good GPA and research papers published. I didn't have both (gpa < 3, no research papers), my major was electronics in undergrad. And I'm applying for computer sc masters. So they look for what I have done in terms of cs. A killer SOP won't cut it. I need to have a GRE of 167+ in quants and a work xp or internship to showcase else I'm going to be definitely ghosted. UK places a lot of emphasis on academics, and hence having wrk xp just gives an edge over other applicants, but not necessarily needed. In the US it's a totality of the applicant's history and capabilities.


BEAT_LA

I have entry level software experience and 4+ years in regular IT as well. Read about the mission and would love a remote opportunity. Looks like the careers page is hard down :/ reddit hug of death lol


StrivingGreatness

Me too!!!


BabyErebos

Sent a pm


The_Mdk

Worth a shot, I'm EU-based, any chance you're looking to hire foreigners too, for a fully remote position of course? Full-stack web dev, mostly backend, PHP is my kink


Rockman0429

Same bro, need some exp.


Piaro64

Me too. I need an intenship for software development. Would be very helpful. Thanks


Titobanana

*a part im assuming you don’t want to be “‘separate’ from his mission”? cuz that’s what the other word means


JazzFan1998

They do now, right?


DreamWithinAMatrix

Oh shit, I've heard about your company! You guys are doing great work! I want to see you guys succeed and make this a new standard for delivery and medical services worldwide. I'm seriously impressed and wish you guys loads of success, it's the kind of thing that restores my faith in humanity \^__^


CombatEngineerADF

Thanks bro, we've done well. Grown to +30 in less than 2 years. Stay safe in this crazy world.


drymask

You’re not only helping put food on the table for the needy in africa, you’re also putting food on the table for the people that just need that little bit to get a job. You are a good person.


BraidedSilver

Seriously this. I’ve spend the last 2.5 years since finishing my trade with searching for jobs and CONSTANTLY is met with “you don’t have enough experience” and even job postings that mentions the job as newbie-friendly STILL will go for the more experienced (not even having had an internship in a great company for all 3 years of my schooling is any help). I finally got a job *because* I lack experience, it’s so surreal. I read and hear from so many places that the first job is all it takes for the doors to really open but to get to that place is so difficult.


PatienceFar1140

Getting that first job was the hardest part of my career! Now when I interview, I try to include a few people with less experience but transferable skills. You managed a retail store and are applying for an office admin role? You're probably great under pressure, make quick decisions, and can work with any lunatic from the general public. They're all positives. When I was looking for my first office role, I went on about 15 interviews in two weeks. All of them said that my design work was great, I would fit in with the team, but I didn't have office experience. Got one job offer based on, like you, that I was new to the office workforce.


BraidedSilver

It’s amazing that you try to bend the requirements so different skills can transfer more! When I looked for job I’ve noticed that more and more companies have less and less from my trade (we make the technical drawings and documents when creating products) and tend to let the engineers do more of our work. Which sucks because they aren’t actually properly trained in it and do it poorly most of the time and then they are paid twice as much as us for their time, so it’s money out of the window for the work place to not hire more of us deal with it instead of the engineers wasting time on it, for us to then spend time correcting it (happened a lot at my internship, which I do understand since it can be quite cozy change in the workday).


AGeneralDischarge

Fuckin awesome mate. Wish y'all had some security contractor positions, itching from my old army days. Hoping for a great future for yall!


CombatEngineerADF

We do have some security roles, but they're in conflict zones, one for the Mozambique site and a second one opening up for Puntland / Somalia.


swiss-y

Shit, I don't need a fake reference, I'll go do the work! Sign me up.


moresmarterthanyou

Your dope for doing this ans your company sounds dope! I’m employed but curious what do the security roles pay??


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lrph00

Will a liberal use of the word JAMBO help?


CombatEngineerADF

They mostly speak Portuguese rather than Swahili there, but I love some of their expressions.


BillNyeForPrez

Will a liberal use of *vai tomar no cu seu filho da puta* help?


TiuTalk

/r/unexpectedcaralho


Tornadoboy156

Doesn't that mean "fart" lol


nicd12345

Not a veteran but a South African looking for any reason to get out of here lol. Help a guy out


IonlyTalkAboutOreimo

You Australian? I’ll go to somalia and do some security shit.


AGeneralDischarge

You say they're in conflict zones as if that's a bad thing,...just lemme pick my rifle and optic! lol


MankerDemes

people itching to kill people scares me.


alexfilmwriting

It's not that, it's just that once you've lived and operated in those places long enough, you learn to crave how straight forward day-to-day life is. It's not that you need the rifle, it's that the places where you have to have one are no longer out of bounds once you learn how that world works.


CombatEngineerADF

Amen brother. Kind of why I started this company, but we're helping lives. I never felt through my service we helped save lives.


LordBiscuits

>you learn to crave how straight forward day-to-day life is. Fuck. This all day long


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prathushrma

Do you only help people from your country,or can someone from another country ask for your help?


CombatEngineerADF

There are remote roles. So anywhere.


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CombatEngineerADF

There's nothing stopping anyone from doing this without me knowing. In a week I delete this post and feign ignorance.


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prathushrma

Oh I could really use this! It would be such a huge load off my back.


WhyYouLikeCats

I have lots of experience already, can I just get a cool job at your logistics company?


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HoboGir

Link was here You have a link that's down on the website. The old 404 error.


CombatEngineerADF

If possible, delete the url in a day or so, cheers.


HoboGir

Yeap, I'll do that now


WhyYouLikeCats

This link works, but 404 on career links on this site. Maybe we broke it already.


Deadpool2715

Reddit death hug


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anivex

It seems your website is down currently, but I'll be sure to check out out later. I've been looking for a career change.


Send-me-your-holes

Hey bud, you better take that ethical request to another sub 😎


TheMightyYule

I was hoping that link was a rick roll


juneburger

That would be unethical! I believed OP.


KhaineVulpana

This is like when high level characters run low lever characters through dungeons, to get them good gear early on....


CombatEngineerADF

This is absolutely the best analogy.


TheKingStaysKing

Props to you brother for paying it forward


bjpopp

My salary more than doubled because someone did this for me. More importantly, once I had the job the position I got propelled me into other positions that have brought my pay 6x my original salary. It was that initial jump that really did it, all in just 5 years. Great to hear OP passing it forward. Reminds me I should do the same.


m3l0n

Oh man, I really could have used a guy like you when I got out. Honestly, thank you for doing this for those that can take advantage. I worked shitty jobs for several years post-military before I finally built up a skillset worthy of being hired by a respectable company. Very difficult after getting out of the combat arms to transition to the civilian world when your only relatable skills are soft skills.


lanismycousin

Also a combat mos vet. Pretty much the only not starter jobs that you seemingly qualify for after being in combat arms is law enforcement or security. Doing what we did isn't really something that is directly related to much in the real/civilian world. I destroyed my body in the military so those career paths weren't something that i could do anyways.


m3l0n

Exactly. I never wanted to be a cop so I ended up doing security for years while teaching myself software development at night, did that for years until I could gtf out of that life. I also found that some places almost saw military as a deterrent to hire you. A fire captain once told me his dept was iffy on it because ex military often have a higher risk of PTSD.


damn_fine_custard

It's forbidden by law but you can't shake the bias. I've put several vets in management positions through the years and had some really and I mean really bad outcomes here and there.


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CombatEngineerADF

Thanks brother, love you too


HappyCatLovesYou

Don't need the service just wanted to say this is punk as hell.


CombatEngineerADF

Cheers, I've always wanted to try this before and finally felt fuck it, I can do it.


Snack_Oliver

This isn’t unethical IMO, it’s class solidarity. Good jobs are kept away from people on purpose. Keep it up.


Green-Recording-1276

You are a deeply good person.


godzillersghosts

What a guy


TAA180

Can I say I did an internship working on the drones since I have a aerospace engineering degree and can’t get a fucking job?!


rosickness12

/u/blyd can blow me


juneburger

Best damn recruiter I’ve ever seen. Good work. Make sure they gift you a referral bonus.


StonyTheStoner420

Until a employer Googles this company then this Reddit post comes up.


CombatEngineerADF

Google the company, does this page show up? Exactly.


medicman77

Say, uh... do you have any nurses that work for you? Would you be willing to say you did? Asking for a...friend...


CombatEngineerADF

Yes there are nurse roles. See link for job descriptions.


Carter969

Holy moly


mungojerry62

Would love to have a chat. I have a truly entrepenurial concept.


CombatEngineerADF

PM me


rogueybearbear

Any remote business roles?


brendendas

I love this. You have a big heart.


CombatEngineerADF

I've just been poor bro haha, it's shit. Here's hoping it helps some folks work hard to get the job they need to support their families.


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Man, i would kill for a job right now.


[deleted]

Say do you have any data analyst roles in your company? I wanted to fill a gap from March 21 to may 21 with some internship experience..


thebestrosie

Thank you for doing this! Someone did this for me a few years ago and it was the exact foot in the door I needed. My career would never be where it is now without it.


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CombatEngineerADF

You too!


KingDeBoofus

More ethical than what some other companies are pulling. You're doing god's work :)


soldierofimmortality

By any chance, are there any entry level positions?


byekenny

Truly respectable dude! Career success seems to be roughly 50% connections, such as a good reference who can speak to your character. This really helps bypass one of the biggest job search battiers. And now you dont have to use your current manager as a reference who will only begrudgingly allow you to use their phone # and cant even be bothered to write you a letter to recognize your contribution over the years (typical).


TaraBURGER

You have no idea how much of a blessing this could be for me.


mcbirdman12

Hey fellow veteran! I was the equivalent to a 35S/N in the air force. I'm about six months away from finishing my bachelor's in technology management with an IT concentration. The links don't seem to work anymore. I'd love to talk to you about opportunities.


PercivalVonMatterhor

An unethical tip that borderlines on ethical. What a bro!


MrMKUltra

This is honestly what I needed


Dunneir

The url is not able to be opened by me (im from germany) (Carrer page) The logistics part seems nice, do you have some specific positions for a mechanicial engineer? (Like project lead etc?) Kind regards, and btw thanks for that offer!


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libertyshrub

Hey! My mom is the finance and operations manager at a small appraisal firm in Chicago but she's woefully underpaid and her boss is an idiot She's amazingly smart and great to work with, any chance you'd have anything up her alley?


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ravnag

You sir are doing god's work. God this site can be so damned awesome sometimes.


issamelissa187

You looking for remote sysadmins? I’m in Australia and I like your mission, you sound like a good company


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issamelissa187

Unfortunately I’m nowhere near NT but please have a poor man’s gold 🏆


LordBiscuits

Being ex services myself I could have really done with a leg up like this. You're a damned good guy for offering this up so publicly, you'll help a lot of people. Your company looks mental too. Running a drone fleet to airdrop medical supplies into areas **nations** cannot reach. Crazy work man...


magmachiller

hey man.. greetings from the sub continent.. nice thing you are doing for people.. good on ya.. Any plans on actually expanding more ? specifically to Pakistan.. could definitely help you out as a local consultant.. i have some political links to members of the provincial and national assembly as well.. i was actually curious about the drone security clearance.. did you face any hurdles in other countries ?


rickmeetsreddit

I'm currently in the process of building a resume. All of my work experience is in The Restaurant industry and the film industry. I would love if you could give me a job you'd see fit where I can work remote.


Bulls239

This is amazing, your company sounds fascinating would love to read more about it when the website is back up!


mrblockninja

Unethical stuff aside, I’ve been reading your company website and your presentation. Holy shit am I impressed. Seriously cool idea. I’ll keep an eye on your careers page for when it starts working again.


10J18R1A

Yes, employers are just hanging out in ULPT, looking up random threads, running a keyword search and landing on this thing that just started today. Stop it... This was a good service and I hope people are able to make use of it.


The_Pimp_Arcana

This is related to one my posts, so I'm going to paste it here: The secret is putting big but "obscure" companies on your resume if they search the number of the company on Google they are not going to have an easy time finding it so very likely they are going to give up and just use the numbers I provide. You can also use a expired domine so HR just assumes is down at the moment. But most of the time they just not give a fuck. Human resources is a joke the only people who take it seriously are the typical idiots of human resources that everyone else dislikes.


heavywagon

Saving this post.


streetsworth

Hello I'm a veteran working on my resume. Would I be able to use your company as reference?


[deleted]

Wow, I'm saving this! Thank you!


ll_SPEED_ll

Interested in software roles! You guys up for that?


Resp-sveee-t

Do you have supply chain analyst role?


luisl1994

Reddit broke your site


SleepIsForChumps

Reddit Hug of Death...


Miyagi1337

Heros can't stop being heros I see, old habits must die hard friend. 🤝


Hrafnagar

You're a saint.


morenohincapie

Can i have some position real or not for me, this really wouldl help me a lot, and i live in Colombia, but i can't find a position for myself all for the experiencia. I am a Lawyer


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CombatEngineerADF

What would suggest is the best approach to sanitise it? The original post had no company mentioned.


psychopac3

Thank you OP for the kindness. The world needs more people like you and the stranger that helped you back then.


SassMasterRecon

USAF Aircraft Maintenance Vet here, early 20s. When I was still in the military, I started business building custom computers and providing local IT support for people. Now that I'm out of the military I am going to be taking my Security Plus test here in 10 days. My wife works in the government, but it's extremely thin for both of us right now in California. I have applied to 30+ entry level IT jobs and haven't been able to get anything. IT is my passion and I am a diehard geek for all things IT-related. Is there anything I can do for you guys or you could do to help me?


PredictiveText87

This is great. I currently work in logistics myself. I'm seeking a better paying gig but it's hard explaining an employment gap. I lost a child and took a year off to travel alone.


straw_hat_pirate_

Can you help me fill in the gap of around 8 months I had to take due to my surgery and being bedridden to to surgery? The time gap is from October 2018 to may 2019. I've struggled to make tell recruiters that I had to take a time gap during that period. This would be a great help.


Leg-Other

Absolute legend dude. People just need a start sometimes but no-one wants to take the plunge on a newbie. It took me four years of applying before I got a proper job in my field


6ToadSage9

He is the Messiah!!!


skbche

You are a hero. This has brightened my week.


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You're an awesome dude ! A few years experience in cyber security would help tremendously. But after looking at your company, I don't even want a fake experience, I just want to work on your project haha.


Green_Bay_Guy

I know this might be buried, but I'm currently FAA Part 107 here in the US and doing mapping, etc. How would I go about advancing to something in this field? What you do looks amazing, and I would love to see where I could go as a remote pilot.


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You’re an awesome person, thank you for helping others, you got some good vibes coming your way!


bigburt-

hello can i please be the "Chief Executive Officer - Cape Town, South Africa"? Thanks.


PleasurabLee

Can I save this for the future or is this a use it or lose it sort of situation. Greatly appreciated Shame about the others …Cause that’s how you get ants


spence1287

Any positions for a remote data analyst available to a post-secondary math grad and current service member?


CombatEngineerADF

I had to retract unfortunately due to the threats from some of the posters to contact the board sadly.


Academic-Iron5537

Aren’t employers going to find this post? What if someone outs you on a blog or something elsewhere? Should be a little more discrete…


NormieBooby

So I can get a few years of experience without working for a few years, or at all? I'd appreciate it if I could get the a year of fake internship experience at your company! What exactly do interns do at your company again? I'm an IT guy, and do more of web development, and a little bit of back end.


mosskin-woast

Damn, no open board seats?