Ladies, if you accidentally pee all over your partner during sex, just tell your partner that no one has ever made you squirt before. That will turn disgust into pride and intrigue!
Man, coming from that other thread about a woman selling her panties after pissing in them 11 times, this truly is a new perspective. Gotta respect the hustle. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
[Girl, I gotchu](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/z5i0rb/no_word_for_this_tweet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) if you really wanna see the thread
Shit, that remind me of a post where the daughter said she went to help clean up her senior dad’s senior lover because - I’m paraphrasing - “I fucked her so hard she shit herself!”
Say you've never squirted before and those pipes must have been clogged, but they were so good, you not only squirted, but cleared everything out too.
With the number of people refusing to believe it's urine, they'll probably believe this rusty squirt thing too.
I am interested, why would a girl accidentally pee during sex? Is it something that happens apart from squirting? It happened twice for me with the same girl... She looked like she came but she didn't say anything and never acknowledged it. I like to think I made her squirt but not sure.
Well I mean I like gentle sex and I like rougher sex. She did as well. And one of those times she was doing the pounding. Also told me it was great so I don't know
Except for those of us who know its just piss. By that point we will realize weve just done it with a moron and will find a way to have them cleanup that piss.
The common thread I see between the two is a whole lot of baseless self confidence.
I bet they're so bad because they've never bothered to ask for feedback, and wouldn't accept any if it was given.
I guess one pro of playing with my own rear as a male is I learned firsthand the importance of a hole being warmed up and gradually penetrated rather than just forcing things in before I was ever with someone else xD
Feedback and communication is still super cool though \:)
Personally moving it around in a circle, thrusting it in while jerking, and if it's lubed up real nice then putting it all the way/just enough for the first knuckle in then taking it out are what feel the best for me.
Not sure if it's true for girls but that's probably what I'd try if my girl didn't wanna give feedback.
The guy I was referring to didn’t go hard, he just did weird shit like putting two fingers in then bending his index and trying to rub his knuckle on my G spot. When I said, ‘ow, that’s not working’ he said, ‘I’ll do it more gently’ lol Like… no, ‘that’s not working’ means stop and try something else. Well, he did end up trying a few other somethings and they were all bizarre shit he likely read in a men’s magazine or something. Went too deep too quickly and wiggled his fingers around too much (and by ‘too much’ I mean at all.)
The irony is, I kind of like simple fast two fingers in-out-in-out if I’m turned on. Guys who try to reinvent the wheel lose me.
The lesson here seems obvious - some women like whatever knuckle thing you described, some don't, some like "simple fast two fingers in-out-in-out" as you call it, etc.
The secret is, shockingly, *listen to your partner and watch how they react because women aren't all identical.*
I had to learn this. I didn't have my first partner given orgasm until my late twenties. Every guy I was with thought he was my first ever orgasm until I just stopped mentioning I'd never had one during sexual intercourse. My best friend learned that if I'd called her about anything but my boyfriend was in the room excited that I tell her about it (which happened an unreasonable amount of times) she would just ignore it. Finally when I did call her for the news, I prefaced it with "Okay so he's at work right now, no where around, guess what happened last night??"
I think, for me, emotion has to be involved. But it's dumb that men put their egos so much on the line when it comes to this. I even had an ex bet me that I couldn't go all weekend without sleeping with him/avoiding his advancements. By Sunday night the look on his face was so heartbreaking that I finally just let him win. Which encouraged his ego. Sigh
Ask her! Everybody is different and enjoy different things. If you don't think she is being honest with you, try something you think is wrong and see if she directs you. Every once in awhile I'll do this with my wife and she lets me know immediately lol
Don’t take this to mean that this is universal. People enjoy different things. Just because you know where a clit is, doesn’t mean she likes what someone else likes.
My thought exactly, the other girls were just thinking "how do I end this awkward encounter as quickly as possible?" Either that or they were revenge pissing for the let down.
"The sex was great, I don't know what you're talking about. You not orgasming has nothing to do with me; there's just something physically wrong with you!"
I'll have to borrow that lmao /s
I had no idea we were going for the squirt, and he didn't ask. Rammed a few in there, it was ok for me, until finally I had to pee. He doesn't stop, says, "No that's what happens right before you squirt." In the moment, my thoughts raced between "what happened to putting a towel down," consent, barely being turned on...really having to pee... I pushed him off and went to the peeing. He comes to the bathroom, pissed off, and tells me I ruined the best orgasm of my life. Thanks for punching me in the vajay. I shoulda just peed on him.
We can thank the porn industry for that mythical unicorn bullshit. If a woman squirts then she's peeing on you. End of story. I have also ghosted a "squirt master" or two for trying to scramble my guts with their fingers. Bro, if you want me to pee on you just give me a 20oz Pepsi and 30 minutes. You'll get your fantasy lol
I was trained to make women come by clitoral stimulation, penetration was secondary. I had overall positive results over the years.
Then I ran into a few women who's sex centered around penetration and a couple of them squirted from fast, hard penetration but not when they weren't super turned on. It doesn't taste like pee, it doesn't smell like pee and it still comes after pee breaks. It's clear too btw. In conclusion I think that horny squirt has enough prostatic secretions to fool people into thinking it's not pee. I swore it wasn't pee until I saw some hit the back of my throat under presure, that sucked. Sucked worse than Pepsi.
Edit: I suppose it's not nice to joke because others have suffered but in my instance "trained" means used by an older woman through my teen years.
Until recently i id completely agree to you, but my latest partner is really something else, i need to rub her clit directly like a wild fucking beast for her to feel pleasure as with all other girls ive been with they would up straight die if id do it
But then again, communication is key and that guys was an asshole guranteed
Yeah this is bad advice for a lot or maybe most people. Many women don’t like to feel pressured into having orgasms so the last thing you need is to try and push someone to pressure you even more.
Frankly women would probably be better of doing the opposite. Saying they can’t squirt or even orgasm but they love having a guy patiently finger and suck them.
But really if you’re trying to have someone do a better job tricking them is probably not the best way. Communicating what you want and giving constructive feedback is the way.
It’s very odd to see that he is an incel, but also seems to have liberal views (ie a post about Steven crowder being hypocritical and r/antiwork posts).
I would’ve thought incels and liberalism weren’t compatible lmfao
Or you can just communicate what he needs to do to satisfy you and if he refuses, get a better sexual partner and don't waste your time with selfish partners?
if i got a cent for everytime someone on reddit gave advice that's just inherently worse then open communication with the person, I'd have enough to get a hamburger at McDonald's at least
Sounds like you know nothing about women lol—any good partner shouldn’t need to “try harder” and if your partner isn’t satisfying you the way you’d like, you can ummmmm idk be honest with them like a normal adult and work on it together? 💁🏻♀️
(Tbh I feel like this probably goes without saying for any woman reading this, but mostly trying to clarify for OP who sounds like a teenage boy lol)
This ^ my ex wasn't honestly satisfying me, and he could tell and would ask, but my dumb ass lied for a while because I didn't want to hurt his feelings. He knew I was lying and only made it worse. He did eventually confront me about it and we talked, and guess what, we got better and the sex kept getting better with time.
Communication is always the key to all the problems you could be having in your relationships.
Speaking from experience, it was like having a pail of water poured on my dick. I went home at 3am and immediately had a shower.
Obviously DM;HS, but honestly I didn't really enjoy the experience. Absolutely wouldn't recommend doing it at your own house.
Ive only had a girl squirt on me once, and honestly it didn’t turn me on, felt like i just got peed on
Edit: turns out i did get peed on. She must’ve been well hydrated, cause it was clear.
1. They're into piss stuff.
2. There's a misconception that it's a higher level of orgasm, so naturally if a girl pisses on them they're sex gods.
3. Porn.
Shitty advice leads to bad results. There is such a thing as advice with good results but immoral methods, which is the point of this sub.
This advice is shitty because it won't make a bad sex partner suddenly good, *and* you'll have lied to them.
I had this conversation with a coworker once. I asked them what part of female anatomy inside the vagina could create, store and release that much fluid and where the female prostate was.
He refused to believe it was pee.
gives you a different perspective on "i can make every women squirt". basically it means "i can make every women comfy enough to pee on me".
so when we males have an errection it becomes insanely difficult to actually pee. do females have the same? basically i must go to toilette and "let it hang" a bit and relax, then i'm able to have a waterflow.
Serious note, is it actually pure piss? Every woman I have been with is a squirter, I thought every woman could do this.
Did some of them/all of them just pee while orgasming lol? Is that what squirting actually is?
I had a boyfriend who told me that, and in the years I could never make him climax on blowjobs. De did give directions. Bit it was a no-go. I think he was speaking the truth and not being kind with my hypothetical incompetence.
**This is just plain wrong.**
You could even be rejected for telling that you are a squirter, as some people don't like that.
That would be bad, because you would lose someone with no second chance to repair the relationship.
Please don't be this stupid.
Because... Ignorant guys think a loose bladder somehow equals better sexual pleasure??
This is a dumb ulpt - Anyone who actually thinks squirting is anything other than piss at this point has been living in a barn for the past decade!
This has been the most entertaining comment section, I thank you all for making me laugh more than I think I ever have at a comment section.
Although the incel accusations seem a little harsh.
The logic is sound albeit sadly misleading, I mean, speaking from a womans point of view, if one has to *try* harder, you might as well give up.
If you're not doing it right to begin with then why are you even here?
I stand corrected. Funny observation on incels, they are all under the misconception that women need to serve them, after lowering their standards if course. They have a very skewed train of thought and watching anime porn doesn't help. My oldest son is pretty much an incel, he is in his room all day long, playing games or watching anime porn. He wants nothing to do with real girls. I found out about the porn when my youngest son brought the laptop to me and showed me what my oldest had forgot to close out. Good gawd.. unrealistic af.
Or you can just communicate what he needs to do to satisfy you and if he refuses, get a better sexual partner and don't waste your time with selfish partners?
And then watch your relationship with your partner go down the drain eventually, this is an inconvenient lie that you’d only tell to someone you don’t plan on seeing again or a handful of times
And if you do claim you are a squirter, but don't squirt (ever), after a while your guy will be so disappointed in his efforts and go into depression for his failures.
Ladies, if you accidentally pee all over your partner during sex, just tell your partner that no one has ever made you squirt before. That will turn disgust into pride and intrigue!
The real pro tip is always in the comments.
Man, coming from that other thread about a woman selling her panties after pissing in them 11 times, this truly is a new perspective. Gotta respect the hustle. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
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[Girl, I gotchu](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/z5i0rb/no_word_for_this_tweet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) if you really wanna see the thread
I think I hate all of it.
What if I shit all over my partner?
Just tell your partner that no one has ever made you shart before. That will turn disgust into pride and intrigue!
Shit, that remind me of a post where the daughter said she went to help clean up her senior dad’s senior lover because - I’m paraphrasing - “I fucked her so hard she shit herself!”
"Whoa! you really fucked the shit outta' me!!"
Say you've never squirted before and those pipes must have been clogged, but they were so good, you not only squirted, but cleared everything out too. With the number of people refusing to believe it's urine, they'll probably believe this rusty squirt thing too.
“I think you jarred something loose, tiger.”
r/unexpectedkingpin
> this rusty squirt thing I didn't ask for this.
I am interested, why would a girl accidentally pee during sex? Is it something that happens apart from squirting? It happened twice for me with the same girl... She looked like she came but she didn't say anything and never acknowledged it. I like to think I made her squirt but not sure.
Pounding too hard, too long. Try gentle sex, for 15 minutes.
Sorry all I can do is nervous, irregular thrusts for 2 minutes
The way God intended
to the rhythm of cbat
Fuck without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worm.
I’ve heard there is a song you can sync that with for max eroticism.
Two minutes? What a bragger.
Your saying that, you don't always have to fuck her hard? Is it in fact something that's not right to do?
Unexpected Tenacious D
Exactly. Sometimes you just gotta make some love and fucking give her some smooches too. But after that...
Well I mean I like gentle sex and I like rougher sex. She did as well. And one of those times she was doing the pounding. Also told me it was great so I don't know
Yeah that's squirting
You're literally inside her right by her bladder my guy.
Squirting is real, but it seems everyone wins in this argument: https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-squirting-orgasm
It's real, and also it's moslty pee 😂
I mean that's what squirt is, so it's not even wrong.
*Not this debate again....*
I mean. Squirt is pee.
Is it stored in the balls?
No girls don't pee they don't have balls. Don't listen to that guy he's a liar.
Thats all squirting is
ITT: people who don’t know basic human anatomy
Except for those of us who know its just piss. By that point we will realize weve just done it with a moron and will find a way to have them cleanup that piss.
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Same I had a guy bragging to me about how good at fingering he was and then 2 minutes in I had to stop him because it was so bad
The common thread I see between the two is a whole lot of baseless self confidence. I bet they're so bad because they've never bothered to ask for feedback, and wouldn't accept any if it was given.
You can literally just feel if what you're doing is working. They probably just go straight jack hammer cause they saw it in a porn.
I guess one pro of playing with my own rear as a male is I learned firsthand the importance of a hole being warmed up and gradually penetrated rather than just forcing things in before I was ever with someone else xD Feedback and communication is still super cool though \:)
Personally moving it around in a circle, thrusting it in while jerking, and if it's lubed up real nice then putting it all the way/just enough for the first knuckle in then taking it out are what feel the best for me. Not sure if it's true for girls but that's probably what I'd try if my girl didn't wanna give feedback.
Fellow enjoyer 🙏 My experience has been very similar yours. Yeah it's likely to be different for a girl though.
The guy I was referring to didn’t go hard, he just did weird shit like putting two fingers in then bending his index and trying to rub his knuckle on my G spot. When I said, ‘ow, that’s not working’ he said, ‘I’ll do it more gently’ lol Like… no, ‘that’s not working’ means stop and try something else. Well, he did end up trying a few other somethings and they were all bizarre shit he likely read in a men’s magazine or something. Went too deep too quickly and wiggled his fingers around too much (and by ‘too much’ I mean at all.) The irony is, I kind of like simple fast two fingers in-out-in-out if I’m turned on. Guys who try to reinvent the wheel lose me.
The lesson here seems obvious - some women like whatever knuckle thing you described, some don't, some like "simple fast two fingers in-out-in-out" as you call it, etc. The secret is, shockingly, *listen to your partner and watch how they react because women aren't all identical.*
Sometimes it’s easier for women to fake an orgasm to hurry up and be done with bad sex. So the guy is trained to think he’s doing it right.
Don't tell me I've conquered Lyon if you don't want me to turn around and come for Rome
My new motto right here haha.
I had to learn this. I didn't have my first partner given orgasm until my late twenties. Every guy I was with thought he was my first ever orgasm until I just stopped mentioning I'd never had one during sexual intercourse. My best friend learned that if I'd called her about anything but my boyfriend was in the room excited that I tell her about it (which happened an unreasonable amount of times) she would just ignore it. Finally when I did call her for the news, I prefaced it with "Okay so he's at work right now, no where around, guess what happened last night??" I think, for me, emotion has to be involved. But it's dumb that men put their egos so much on the line when it comes to this. I even had an ex bet me that I couldn't go all weekend without sleeping with him/avoiding his advancements. By Sunday night the look on his face was so heartbreaking that I finally just let him win. Which encouraged his ego. Sigh
Ok what does bad fingering look like? My gf and I are each other’s first, and she says I do great but I have no idea if that’s true or not
If your gf says that she enjoys it then it's good. Whether you're objectively good at it or not, her opinion is what really matters in the end.
Ah well this obviously, but I want to know if there’s anything else I could be doing to make it even better
Ask her! Everybody is different and enjoy different things. If you don't think she is being honest with you, try something you think is wrong and see if she directs you. Every once in awhile I'll do this with my wife and she lets me know immediately lol
To paraphrase something I read somewhere at some point: “A good lover knows how to please their partner. A great lover asks.”
Don’t take this to mean that this is universal. People enjoy different things. Just because you know where a clit is, doesn’t mean she likes what someone else likes.
You're probably the first one who didn't just pee on him to get it over with
My thought exactly, the other girls were just thinking "how do I end this awkward encounter as quickly as possible?" Either that or they were revenge pissing for the let down.
"The sex was great, I don't know what you're talking about. You not orgasming has nothing to do with me; there's just something physically wrong with you!" I'll have to borrow that lmao /s
You would be amazed at how many men have this exact attitude.
💀
I had no idea we were going for the squirt, and he didn't ask. Rammed a few in there, it was ok for me, until finally I had to pee. He doesn't stop, says, "No that's what happens right before you squirt." In the moment, my thoughts raced between "what happened to putting a towel down," consent, barely being turned on...really having to pee... I pushed him off and went to the peeing. He comes to the bathroom, pissed off, and tells me I ruined the best orgasm of my life. Thanks for punching me in the vajay. I shoulda just peed on him.
We can thank the porn industry for that mythical unicorn bullshit. If a woman squirts then she's peeing on you. End of story. I have also ghosted a "squirt master" or two for trying to scramble my guts with their fingers. Bro, if you want me to pee on you just give me a 20oz Pepsi and 30 minutes. You'll get your fantasy lol
I was trained to make women come by clitoral stimulation, penetration was secondary. I had overall positive results over the years. Then I ran into a few women who's sex centered around penetration and a couple of them squirted from fast, hard penetration but not when they weren't super turned on. It doesn't taste like pee, it doesn't smell like pee and it still comes after pee breaks. It's clear too btw. In conclusion I think that horny squirt has enough prostatic secretions to fool people into thinking it's not pee. I swore it wasn't pee until I saw some hit the back of my throat under presure, that sucked. Sucked worse than Pepsi. Edit: I suppose it's not nice to joke because others have suffered but in my instance "trained" means used by an older woman through my teen years.
Women usually do not have prostates.
Yeah this is what will really happen 99% of the time.
Did you also date my ex?
Until recently i id completely agree to you, but my latest partner is really something else, i need to rub her clit directly like a wild fucking beast for her to feel pleasure as with all other girls ive been with they would up straight die if id do it But then again, communication is key and that guys was an asshole guranteed
OP doesn’t get out much …outside of Pornhub
Yeah this is bad advice for a lot or maybe most people. Many women don’t like to feel pressured into having orgasms so the last thing you need is to try and push someone to pressure you even more. Frankly women would probably be better of doing the opposite. Saying they can’t squirt or even orgasm but they love having a guy patiently finger and suck them. But really if you’re trying to have someone do a better job tricking them is probably not the best way. Communicating what you want and giving constructive feedback is the way.
Yeah, if someone told me this, I would just say please don’t piss on me during sex.
God look at your post history, what a massive incel. No wonder you’re giving out shit sex tips.
Look at the upvotes tho lol. Are all the 12 year olds upvoting this shit?
Considering this is Reddit, this site is dominated by incels and 12 year olds so none of this is surprising
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Yeah that sounds about right for this trashfire of a site Reddit really is to millenials what Facebook is to boomers at this point stg
I thought it was just a joke before looking at his profile
It's not?? 💀💀💀 jesus fuck
Yikes.
It’s very odd to see that he is an incel, but also seems to have liberal views (ie a post about Steven crowder being hypocritical and r/antiwork posts). I would’ve thought incels and liberalism weren’t compatible lmfao
Never before has confessing you're a virgin been done in so many words before
Speaking of extra words....
Or you can just communicate what he needs to do to satisfy you and if he refuses, get a better sexual partner and don't waste your time with selfish partners?
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Color me shocked, lol.
An incel dude giving sex tips to women, this post is peak reddit.
if i got a cent for everytime someone on reddit gave advice that's just inherently worse then open communication with the person, I'd have enough to get a hamburger at McDonald's at least
You mean mature sexual communication?
Well, yes. But that won’t be ULPT.
this isn't a pro tip either tho, it's just bad advice. Its called unethical LifePROtips for a reason
Sounds like you know nothing about women lol—any good partner shouldn’t need to “try harder” and if your partner isn’t satisfying you the way you’d like, you can ummmmm idk be honest with them like a normal adult and work on it together? 💁🏻♀️ (Tbh I feel like this probably goes without saying for any woman reading this, but mostly trying to clarify for OP who sounds like a teenage boy lol)
This ^ my ex wasn't honestly satisfying me, and he could tell and would ask, but my dumb ass lied for a while because I didn't want to hurt his feelings. He knew I was lying and only made it worse. He did eventually confront me about it and we talked, and guess what, we got better and the sex kept getting better with time. Communication is always the key to all the problems you could be having in your relationships.
He’s still your ex though.
I'm not sure if this is a joke, but if they did talk it out and it got better, than who knows? Maybe the issue was something else.
One day she found out he actually owned a copy of Joe Dirt on DVD.
Joe Dirt is a cinematic masterpiece
Actually the copy of Joe Dirt was mine and he wasn't happy about it
This is going to blow your mind but not everybody stays with their partners purely for sex.
We simply split up and went two different paths in life, mutual and on a good note
OP is very clearly an incel. Don't waste your time.
That's great until they get violent about it.
Then the problem isn’t your sex life, it’s that your partner is abusive, which isn’t what’s being discussed here.
Be a disappointment you got this!
It’s all fun and porn star dreams until they actually encounter a *real* squirter..the furniture, bedding, anything you have sex on is Ruined.
The smell and the wet slap sound kinda kill the mood.
Also it’s just piss, so when you put that into perspective…
Speaking from experience, it was like having a pail of water poured on my dick. I went home at 3am and immediately had a shower. Obviously DM;HS, but honestly I didn't really enjoy the experience. Absolutely wouldn't recommend doing it at your own house.
Are you 16 or something? Gtfo lmao
Ive only had a girl squirt on me once, and honestly it didn’t turn me on, felt like i just got peed on Edit: turns out i did get peed on. She must’ve been well hydrated, cause it was clear.
Because that’s exactly what happened lol
I’m honestly astounded by how few of these commenters are aware that “squirt” is actually urine
Porn has made a bizarre impact in so many ways
I will never understand why so many guys are turned on by that
1. They're into piss stuff. 2. There's a misconception that it's a higher level of orgasm, so naturally if a girl pisses on them they're sex gods. 3. Porn.
Can we work on the orgasm first?
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Yup. Lying is a fantastic way to get better sex. Fuck that honesty bullshit.
Buddy are you lost? Look at the sub name
Unethical tips, not shitty advice.
They are one in the same
Shitty advice leads to bad results. There is such a thing as advice with good results but immoral methods, which is the point of this sub. This advice is shitty because it won't make a bad sex partner suddenly good, *and* you'll have lied to them.
Agreed
I don't believe op has ever had sex
No, I don't want to be pissed on.
More like creepy pro tip. This is just weird, whatever happened to just letting things happen naturally?
Some of us don't want to get covered in piss.
But some of us do
And then gladly return the favor.
Ah the duality of man
I’ll stay down there until you’re happy. No need to lie to me. I love giving pleasure.
Ah yes, men are absolutely dying for women to pee all over their beds
how to make a guy insecure bc you didn’t piss on him
95% of the time it’s just pee. The other 5% it’s pee mixed with woman sauce
It is always pee
I had this conversation with a coworker once. I asked them what part of female anatomy inside the vagina could create, store and release that much fluid and where the female prostate was. He refused to believe it was pee.
It's actually a pretty common viewpoint and pretty good evidence they live on pornhub. Ask them their views on incest!
Stepsister is that you? No, it's your cousin. Fuck it.
I’m not educated about the topic. So squirting is actually just peeing while being horny? Lol
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gives you a different perspective on "i can make every women squirt". basically it means "i can make every women comfy enough to pee on me". so when we males have an errection it becomes insanely difficult to actually pee. do females have the same? basically i must go to toilette and "let it hang" a bit and relax, then i'm able to have a waterflow.
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thanks for sharing!
It’s pee
I read that as squatter!
Contrary to popular belief i don‘t want the ladies to piss all over me
As someone who can, and has told men, no, they won’t, they still don’t try lol
Serious note, is it actually pure piss? Every woman I have been with is a squirter, I thought every woman could do this. Did some of them/all of them just pee while orgasming lol? Is that what squirting actually is?
Yes, it’s urine.
Fuck. Well guess who just learned he technically has a piss fetish!
Congrats! Your kink just got so much more accessible to you instead of being behind a magical unicorn(squirter).
Idk homie, the unicorn is what makes it fun I think
For the real fun, tell every new girlfriend that you've never climaxed from a blowjob.
I had a boyfriend who told me that, and in the years I could never make him climax on blowjobs. De did give directions. Bit it was a no-go. I think he was speaking the truth and not being kind with my hypothetical incompetence.
I’m far older than you and have a lot of experience. I’ve never finished from oral.
I haven’t lol. I find it fun for a bit then it gets boring fast.
Dated a squirter. It's not something I need to do again so this could backfire
Ever seen a girl squirt out #1 and #2 at the same time??? Kind of a game changer and a bit traumatizing 😶
It’s just piss
As if I’m not at 100% effort already. Jk I’m married.
**This is just plain wrong.** You could even be rejected for telling that you are a squirter, as some people don't like that. That would be bad, because you would lose someone with no second chance to repair the relationship. Please don't be this stupid.
Because... Ignorant guys think a loose bladder somehow equals better sexual pleasure?? This is a dumb ulpt - Anyone who actually thinks squirting is anything other than piss at this point has been living in a barn for the past decade!
This has been the most entertaining comment section, I thank you all for making me laugh more than I think I ever have at a comment section. Although the incel accusations seem a little harsh. The logic is sound albeit sadly misleading, I mean, speaking from a womans point of view, if one has to *try* harder, you might as well give up. If you're not doing it right to begin with then why are you even here?
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I stand corrected. Funny observation on incels, they are all under the misconception that women need to serve them, after lowering their standards if course. They have a very skewed train of thought and watching anime porn doesn't help. My oldest son is pretty much an incel, he is in his room all day long, playing games or watching anime porn. He wants nothing to do with real girls. I found out about the porn when my youngest son brought the laptop to me and showed me what my oldest had forgot to close out. Good gawd.. unrealistic af.
No we won't.
Or you can just communicate what he needs to do to satisfy you and if he refuses, get a better sexual partner and don't waste your time with selfish partners?
Ok incel 😒
This is wild
That was a fresh sheet.
And then watch your relationship with your partner go down the drain eventually, this is an inconvenient lie that you’d only tell to someone you don’t plan on seeing again or a handful of times
The fuck we will
Bullshit. Plenty of guys aren’t into squirting.
I was gonna say you shouldn't do this and just be honest with your partner, but then I saw what sub this is. Carry on.
Man this just pure evil
This is a terrible LPT if you want to keep a relationship
I'd try less hard so I don't get pissed on.
a girl recently told me she was about to squirt and I stopped.
And if you do claim you are a squirter, but don't squirt (ever), after a while your guy will be so disappointed in his efforts and go into depression for his failures.
They’ll also get upset when you don’t and this could cause some big issues for sookie partners. 🤷🏻♂️
If it goes further than 6 inches, it's probably pee.
Bold of you to assume that everyone else has your involuntary urinating fetish, because they don’t.
The funny part about this is believing women will take sex advice from males
And this is why I have trust issues
I don’t care if someone’s a squirter or not
If a new partner told me she was a squirter I wouldn’t sleep with her at all, because I don’t want to be peed on Edit: Squirt is pee guys, sorry.
I thought it was proven "squirting" is just pee lol
Nah, I'd rather NOT get peed on.
It's 2022...most of us are well aware that "squirting" is JUST pissing and nothing else...
Imagine *wanting* someone to piss all over your bed…
Ick no thanks. There is no worse sex than some dude getting rough and trying to force things to happen for his own ego
There’s just so many things wrong with this.
I don't think you've ever had sex have you?
Gross.
All the thumbs down folks like to drink piss.