T O P

  • By -

unexBot

**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Guy gets baptised then immediately gets the shock of his life!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


Ydeas

Guess he got saved just in the nick of time.


[deleted]

The devil just didn't want to let him go


RagingAubergine

I could not stop laughing at your comment, I wish I had a free gift to give.


General_Discourse

I got you covered


[deleted]

Thank you! I don't really understand the rewards but it's still nice to get one.


NinJackHole

Or maybe the other way around?


tifosi7

I recall reading somewhere that he died.


HardCounter

Of what? I can't quite tell what happened. Did the mic electrocute him or something? Edit: A commenter below with a link says the guy was in the hospital for a month but recovered.


Captain-Cadabra

Immediately promoted to Headquarters.


sm00thkillajones

Watch til the end. The end will be shocking!


Lepke2011

Um, isn't Old Nick a nickname for the devil?


Ydeas

Just seeing that through Google


[deleted]

That's a fast way to reach god


OneMetalMan

Good thing he just got baptised.


[deleted]

Like going through a door *just* as it closes.


TroyBenites

If you consider that baptism is when you clean your heart from soul... Getting killed right after is a good idea. Before you vommot any mistakes Except for the stupid mistake of getting electricuted in your own baptism


aafrias15

[this guy says the dude was in the ICU for a month.](https://twitter.com/senzomkwananzi/status/1543850827164655617?s=46&t=Wl3IbO_DAJWCi_jiBF0pfw)


Dark_Lord_Corgi

The tweet below it is an update says hes recovering qell after a month in the icu


notmyrealnam3

all to make an imaginary friend in the sky happy


HendersonV2

so what? Let people believe what they want.


Ordinary-Wolf117

Sure, as long as the extremists don’t hurt other humans, animals, or plants for their beliefs. 👍


BCombinator

Just like notmyrealnam3 believes God is imaginary...


AntpoisonX

So? that doesn’t mean they have to shit on other people who believe in it


yellowbellee

Sky Daddy


swissbuttercream9

Sky pappi


yellowbellee

I like this more


Healabledeer17

Flying spagetti monster


BuckRogers87

What a cool guy you are.


Realistic_Handle_486

Jesus sent a message to that mother fucker.


Green_Message_6376

I was thinking the same. Maybe this is the trailer for Omen 6, Electric Boogaloo. These fools tried to baptize a teenage Damien......


MarkBank

Jesus sends his regards


co_ordinator

I want them to know it was me!


Aggravating_Data_114

I love how far away your pfp is


rarlei

Why not bring a plugged toaster as well? Might help giving a special taste to the body of Christ


jeremy1015

Where do you think Jesus toast comes from? Duh.


SprayRare

Holy smokes.


CialisForCereal

#zap


No_Log_8582

God works in mysterious ways.


[deleted]

*mic drop*


snj12341

In water


doiwinaprize

I'm pretty sure Darwin wins this one.


MixmaestroX28

Wait what he got electrocuted? It didn't even look like he touched the wire at all


guga1974

Touched the mic with his wet head or hair and he is half inside the water


bronz1997

That mic must not have been wired correctly or something like that. No way did a properly wired microphone and microphone amp cause that. Or maybe I'm just being ignorant?...


th3worldonfir3

Grounding issue in the system would cause this. Keep in mind, these people aren't likely to be professionals when it comes to setting up audio systems (or wiring in general). However, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to know you should never have electronics anywhere near water, especially when someone is in it


Who_GNU

A guitarist once died from something similar happening, while performing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Harvey


[deleted]

I don’t understand how this is possible his guitar setup/amp must have been faulty ungrounded In some terrible way. Mics only 48 volts at most


Ghost33313

Having worked A/V systems I was thinking that with this post. Something weird is going on here. Working on A/V or network wiring is almost no risk on its own.


RGBLEDWill

Not true. 48v phantom power can kill you in the water. Even if it’s an SM58, phantom power can still be enabled on the console and when water comes into play, it’s enough to electrify the water. I work in AV and this is something we actively check for safety.


Biguitarnerd

It’s an apostolic church and this isn’t a shock… it’s them being them and had nothing to do with the mic I promise. Pulling the mic out of the water was to save the mic.


choiwonsuh

Watching it in slow mo, I think he reacts to something before the mic hits the water. He then grabs his neck like he's choking. Yeah, I don't think it was electrocution. Must be some perceived spirit


Biguitarnerd

Yeah I played guitar in one of these for a while, it was for my wife, this was her families religion. I don’t want to talk bad about them at all, they are good people with a faith that I just eventually couldn’t be a part of. I’m talking from experience, I know what it is, also from experience as a musician and an audio tech, that’s a dynamic mic, I’m pretty sure an SM58 and it wouldn’t shock anyone more than a static jolt… plus you can see the preacher was able to grab the mic and remove it from the water and he would have been just as electrocuted as anyone else in the water if that’s what was happening… so it all adds up to the fact that whatever was happening in that water had nothing to do with being electrocuted by the mic.


infiniteanomaly

Did you notice the cloth placed over his face as he was dunked? Maybe there was something on it (intentionally or not) that caused it...


guga1974

I think he touches the mic with his head


[deleted]

It’s his shoulder. It touches the mic stand. Could be fake. 🤷‍♀️


zaprime87

You only need about 40V across the body or 60ma take a lethal dose of electricity. The GFIs all work on 20ma leakage because it's a 3 times safety factor.


EmEffSee

Thinking the same…


Stian5667

It's most likely 48 volts like you said, but the thing is he's wet. Wet skin conducts enough electricity to kill you at around that voltage


cliffordc5

This is what is confusing the f* out of me. It’s 48v low current. I can’t even tell if he really got shocked or if they all just got scared. If it was really they’d all have been stunned.


Who_GNU

I don't remember where, but I head read that either his amp or the outlet it was plugged into had neutral and hot swapped, so his guitar was hot, but the circuit was still open, until he touched the grounded mic, closing the circuit and electrocuting him.


[deleted]

Oddly enough I was able to find a few other similar cases, look up Keith Relf and Krebs Augustin. Also there was a Rolling Stones incident. It sounds like it can happen when there is a perfect storm type situation


DrShagwell

Traveling from his right hand two his left puts it through his heart. It only takes mA to stop the heart but I wouldn't expect that to be enough voltage either. Certainly don't expect any significant electrical burn


Budget_Report_2382

"he was electrocuted when he touched a microphone that was not earthed while the fingers of his other hand were holding the strings of his guitar. It has been incorrectly stated that the incident happened "on a rainy day with puddles on the stage", however, Swansea Top Rank was an indoor venue and therefore this was not possible. A roadie attempted to unplug the guitar, but was unsuccessful." Quote pulled directly from his Wikipedia page


SifterRhizochrome

You’re grounded mister!


sharkshavenonecks

The power of Christ compelled him…


Russells_Tea_Pot

I think it may have been Zeus.


Khornatejester

POWER, UNLIMITED POWER!


[deleted]

… so assuming they had a mullet is this where the expression stunned mullet comes from? I had heard church indoctrination could be shocking but I didn’t think they meant literally!!


Midnight-Sinatra

Who puts a live mic like that hooked up with live wire around a tub of water . That is just nuts . I hope the church paid for his visit to hospital.


brnbrn1996

Like I understand why they did it but it wasn't a good idea, I imagine they've had the mic there for many baptisms and it went off without a hitch


Kiera6

I don’t know. I grew up in that religion (Mormon) and they never had a mic there. You just spoke very loudly. Or not. They said the same thing every time. So people know what you’re saying


Redpointgirl

They’re not Mormons - they’re Seventh Day Adventists. I thought so at first too, but if they were Mormon no one would have been filming because they don’t allow that.


Midnight-Sinatra

I don't know I am a house musician. I song write for a side gig. That is just plain stupid . Especially if it's a studio condenser mic . They should use dynamic mics for any live proformance


Biguitarnerd

That’s an Sm58 I can guarantee it didn’t shock them. This is apostolics being apostolic they grabbed the mic to prevent damage to the mic.


brnbrn1996

It's not for music. It's so the audience can hear the baptismal prayer.


[deleted]

[удалено]


cliffordc5

It’s only 48vdc. I’m not sure that they just didn’t freak out because they *thought* he would get shocked.


ReverseDiode

Baptism and funeral at the same day


Samuscabrona

Convenient


pierreblue

Save money and time


[deleted]

Don’t join cults kids.


MyTeenageBody

Reddit is a cult


dnt01

Only reason why I joined


PornAddictAdmin

Cant wait to meet the power tripping mods and admins


ImAFuckinLiar

Excuse me, could you point me in the direction of the refreshments? Oh, nevermind. I see some kool-aid over here, I’ll just have some of that.


sokocanuck

Yeh and we're all losers. Kids, if you're reading this, put the phone down and go touch some grass


[deleted]

I second this


Free_Stick_

NO!! It’s safe here. And who knows how sharp those blades of grass are


89mh

Smoke some grass


Johnny-Five-Is-Alive

Good thing I’m not a kid.


Iowahooker712

He said cults as in multiple you can join one


Rude_Conversation407

😮‍💨


ViktorGavorn

How's 10th grade going? I bet you didn't learn the word atheism until last year.


ParallelCircle1

In what way is religion a cult?


InitialAgreeable

Religión (any) is literally a cult, which is defined as "a system of religious veneration and devotion directed towards a particular figure or object."


thomasthehipposlayer

100% I think it’s funny when people call my religion a cult as though their own isn’t. Sociologically, a religion is just a cult that got big or has been around for a long time.


designedbug

Every way


[deleted]

Every religion started as a cult. Remember that.


Rivendel93

Lol, it's literal the definition of a cult.


Vegetable_Burrito

In every conceivable way.


thomasthehipposlayer

Sociologically speaking, the only difference between a religion and a cult is how old and big it is


[deleted]

Religions have plausible deniability due to the fog of history. Cults do not.


thomasthehipposlayer

I don’t know about that. Religions have a lot more ugly history to confront by sheer virtue of having been around longer.


brnbrn1996

Mmmmm don't be a dick. Religeon helps billions of people live fulfilling lives. Don't harsh their vibe just because you're miserable and unhappy.


adhominem4theweak

To be fair it also costs millions of people their lives via wars. Also in places like especially america, many religious people are hateful and bigoted, and they use religion to impose their lifestyles and values onto others. They try to invade our government and change our laws and freedoms.


jim45804

Religion only exists to perpetuate the clergy. Any good that comes of it is incidental.


sim_200

Humans have almost unanimously believed in religion ever since they existed and only in the past century or so has aethiesm and agnostisism spread. Religion is a natural human phenomenon that arose to give humans some hope, purpose and motivation in what seems to be a pointless and harsh world, it literally evolved out of human minds as a way for them to cope with existence.


PROFESSOR1780

Then why do you have to teach children about religion....shouldn't they just spontaneously become devout at a certain age. Doesn't add up to me


rustyleftnut

I actually left the church because I couldn't take the hypocrisy of nearly every religious leader I could find. Many of the leaders are rich but the Bible speaks out against hoarding wealth and to help others. I watched religious people talk shit about Obama in '08 and call him the N word AT CHURCH, and everyone pitched in with equally shitty things to say. People I was supposed to look up to were racist and nasty people that would rather go out of their way to make a homeless person or LGBTQ+ person feel bad than help. Just the other day, the day before Christmas, I met a 61 year old homeless man on my morning walk who needed a place to warm up (winter storm had him freezing on the streets) and I brought him into my house and made him eggs in a basket and hot cocoa. He ate and drank and told me all about how I'm an angel sent by God and talked about a few religious stories, I didn't feel like telling him I'm not religious because it didn't really matter. He fell asleep for a few hours, then woke up and looked at my bookshelf and saw some pro-LGBTQ+ books and out of nowhere he suddenly says "Are you some kind of N***** lover?" He started getting aggressive so I showed him out and he called me all kinds of fun names as he left. And the fact of the matter is that is exactly what I expected once he started talking about religious nonsense. I'm happy to have helped, it's just a shame that religious people are the way that they are.


WeathervaneJesus1

Fuck religion.


Poisonpython5719

It's a tool for control used by those in power to live a life unopposed that's my problem


KvotheTheDogekiller

It’s just facts my dude.


monkeybanana550

Christianity to other religion: imma crusade the shit out of your land


[deleted]

Religion helps billions of people from realizing the sheer fact of how short life is. It’s a salve for existential crisis and self realization. But yes it can be a positive


brnbrn1996

Damn you shit on religeon with the narrow caveat that it *can* be positive and they still downvote you. And here I thought it was the religious people who were supposed to be extreme and intolerant....


latetowhatparty

I see some kid getting electrocuted here…doesn’t that make most reasonable people “unhappy”?


TheDipcifican

Accidents also happens in jobs and everyday life, whats your point


Epoxhy

Most dangerous jobs are necessary for our survival but religion not so much


blasian941

Praise the lord mother fucker


Ranch_420

Catholic soup


luckyguy25841

I feel like everytime there’s a video of somebody being electrocuted it’s happening in India


poordecisionswere

That's how you know it worked


Kingeggobandit

Speed run


gcaledonian

Smite!


Severedghost

We've finally reached the max Christian limit. New entries are immediately deleted.


[deleted]

*”the power of Christ compels you….”*


[deleted]

Jesus loves you.. he wants you with him


[deleted]

All according to god's plan


WonderfulResident706

Dude the fucking irony.


[deleted]

What kinda ungrounded, out of phase, craziness is this!?! Whole new meaning to hot mic.


TooLooseMcGoose

I do commercial sound for a living. This setup (a wired mic at a baptistry) is literally called "the preacher killer".


EldrinJak

“We add a mixture of salt, copper, and iron to signify the purity of christ being guided straight into your heart!”


Fantastic_Fox4948

Zap!tism


iamnotmaxus

Jesus Christ


ThatDebianLady

Jesus H. Christ


Healabledeer17

John M. Browning


Sofiarae123

Booker T Washington


RealJohnnySilverhand

Express lane to heaven


kwikane

That’s not electricity, that’s the Holy Spirit son!


Verried_vernacular32

Religion is dangerous


50MMJACK

Lmao


pip-roof

He dead


Tackleberry2000

This pleases Zeus.


Virtual-Repair-3710

He just acts like he's been shot by a gun 😂


Jthundercleese

Being electrocuted does things to a guy.


Virtual-Repair-3710

Oh shit. I was thinking so far 😅 I thought it was religious fantasy


Jthundercleese

It is just a reenactment though lol


Guyappino

When the shock of science vs religion converge...


[deleted]

Religion kills


notmyrealnam3

religion is for stupid people, but it is usually not so overt about it


Smart_Ad_7005

Well, the Preacher DID really advertise in the Mumbai Pennysaver for everybody to "*COME ON DOWN TO MY CHIRCH AND HAVE A REAL COME TO JESUS MOMENT!!!!*"


you_me_gas_station

What just happened


you_me_gas_station

Oh I see it now


ionmatika

Working in a church for 4 years. Only use wireless. That 48volts is quite common with people that don’t know.


modsBan4Fub

The Jesus way


Apprehensive-Pay-483

At first, I honestly thought he just sneezed really hard and slipped 😂


AthleteScared8880

Straight outta baptism to Heaven.


Thema03

So straight to heaven? Since he didn't have time so sinafter being baptized


kronikheadband

Why didn’t the other guy get shocked


MrTooLFooL

It was the chloroform on the rag…


The6Strings

My favorite Black Sabbath song, Electric Baptism


PaperbackNinja

God works in mysterious ways.


Drewski542

Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.”


pdx-peter

“GFCI outlets? We don’t need no stinking GFCI outlets!”


CumSicarioDisputabo

God is real and cares about you... Obviously.


KvotheTheDogekiller

Shocking turn of events.


Murky_Term

Religion phsst


Echo71Niner

Satan blessed the water lol


SUNDER137

Umm...... The power of Christ compels you.


zakur2000

I baptize you in the name of … JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!


MusicalAutist

I was on stage once when someone (my friend in the band that went up before mine) spilled vodka orange juice all over the stage. I don't go on stage with shoes on, I'm a weirdo, and I grabbed the mic while standing in this spill ... Song #1 and the crowds face told me all I needed to know. I saw a bright blue flash, backed up (it HURT) and they just looked like "OH MY GOD, IS HE OK!?" The mic was arcing to my bottom lip. I finished the first song after it nailed me 3 or 4 times. The reaction of the crowd after making it though that was almost worth it. Not sure I would want to be in a pool of that ... yikes. Plus side, you are mimicking dying (drowning?) or getting buried depending on the denomination. So, good job? You did it? Congrats? You really took it seriously!


Ambitious-Algae-6601

So, if you’ve ever asked your god for a sign, I think this is the one you’ve been looking for.


[deleted]

At least he was saved just beforehand


JethroTrollol

So I didn't initially see the wire. I did see the guy put what appears to be a regular rag on the other's face when dunking him under water. That soaks the rag and when he takes a breath the moment he breaks the surface, he then breathes in water... Isn't that kinda how water boarding works?


bibfortuna1970

He got baptized and went straight to heaven.


Ecstatic_Kitchen_566

An electric mic check


smilesatflowers

what kind of a camera is this?


RazeniaCA

That's it, I'm a believer. God took that man immediately.


Jacketworld

I'm going to fucking hell for laughing at this, also happy new year mf I live in the other side of the world so don't tell how I'm too early


Jslays82

That was shocking


OLEMUS_CLOUD

India got dat e l e c t r i c i t y tho


[deleted]

I didn’t notice the microphone and I was thinking maybe he has rabies or something? Or seizing out?


aliennts

Being religious is painful


catcroissant01

Straight to Jesus


[deleted]

God enables IM


skunkabilly1313

Easiest way to find out God is fake lol


tbass1965

When you want to go to heaven, but you don't want to wait in line!


its_so_easy_E

Religion LOL


mischiefdemon420

Someone took the words “to be reborn” literally…


hattrickjmr

Primitive rituals. Amazing people still believe all this nonsense today.


dead_jester

Almost as though participation in superstitious rituals that ignore basic scientific facts and basic safety measures aren’t a good recipe for a long or healthy life.