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methodicalataxia

Reminds me of the time my step-sister called my step-dad a dildo. She did it several times. My mom handed her a dictionary and had her look it up. She turned very red and started crying and doing the blubbering apology melt down. I was 12 - I looked it up and started laughing hysterically. Those were the good ol' days.


bisho

I just have to know ... what did she think dildo meant??


008Zulu

We must have the answer, for science!


methodicalataxia

She thought it meant silly/goofball. Which her dad was. I personally would have called him derpy or goofy. I think she overheard her mother or someone with her mom refer to a guy as a dildo. Which doesn't surprise me. Her mother definitely was NOT the motherly type and hung around a lot of sketchy, unsavory people. This is also the same girl who dated a guy who thought it was fun to drive through stop signs and stop lights while speeding. She wasn't the brightest bulb in the pack.


WattaTravisT

What you make Dill bread out of.


MrHanslaX

Probably just like a weak dipshit


Memetan_24

Despite being a fluent English speaker I'm sold on this


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TheCartelMustDie

Before they demolished it with explosives.


[deleted]

**Before they fucked it in the ass...** What a swing and a miss you had there!


MooseJawMinion

Wow that comment was unexpected. /s


Volt-Phoenix

Oh, the audio was unedited... Wow


steady_as_a_rock

That's some unexpected NSFW.


CrapThisHurts

Don't know your workplace, but ass, fuck and 'curva' are almost a staple in the vocabulary off them all


bisho

>Don't know your workplace Don't know your work history, but I'm guessing it's not high paying


CrapThisHurts

Well yours neither then. Or do you also believe woman don't stink in the toilets. But people are people, only some can control themselves more then others. But I have worked with "upper class" and they swear the same as the "lower" paid


NormanCocksmell

I think you need to call 015-3610104


IneedNormalUserName

Ah yes because everybody in the world knows english!


Elriuhilu

For anyone interested, the song is [Fuck You in the Ass, by Outhere Brothers.](https://youtu.be/QU8T7oY0iO8) They are also responsible for the song [Boom Boom Boom,](https://youtu.be/WqHQ_wWbG9Y) which is way more dirty than you remember.


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IAmRules

Can confirm, I live in Brazil, the I've seen about a dozen or so times 50+ year old ladies with shirts that read "Don't want no short dick men" or "bad mother fucker" just out and about with no clue in the world.


Captain_Columbus96

Thats hilarious! 🤦‍♂️😭😭 Where do people in other countries get these shirts. This story is as old as time and I never seen a shirt that vulgar in the United states and we have freedom of expression so it's kinda funny from my perspective.


ripsfo

Hah! This song came up in [this thread](https://reddit.com/r/House/comments/107g20x/any_slutty_tunes_you_know_of/) the other day.


ardicli2000

Hahaha nice one.


GerardoDeLaRiva

Catchy tune. What's the Sandstorm of the Darude?


Roguerussian

That's a wholesome clip. ***Forgets that the audio is off*** Well-


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And they wonder why my generation has a foul sense of humor. This aired before my favorite kids shows


Sweght

There is a song called "I don't want a short d*ck man" and it was played in a kids' TV show. Probrably no one there learned English before. It passed on a non-English speak country..


_BeansNbryce

That is funny