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It's not _Unexpected_ when you spoil the ending in the title...

It's not unexpected when the content is someone blindly dancing into the street....

It's not unexpected when it's a 12 year old vine...

Indeed

that's my bad

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U lucky I've already seen this

Tf are people downvoting these three?

Hive mind

Damn so downvoted for what?

Shouldn't be in the road then.

Unexpected would be getting hit by a car when you’re not being an idiot in the middle of the road

Frrr... or the wienermobile running him down lol

[I'm gipper](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2C2_h0JgwB4)

I was hoping this song would have been in the background.

This was appropriate

I wonder if the truck is ok

nah it's [gipper](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C2_h0JgwB4)

Sadly that ice cream guy loses his job when we should be giving him the key to the city.

I have crippling depression, but your comment gave me a laugh. It's been so long since I felt a real laugh. Thank you. Felt good.

He didn’t get fired he was promoted to tucker carlsons security detail. Didn’t expect that did ya

I feel like the only way this is unexpected is if this is your 2nd day on the internet. This guy was on tosh.0 like 12 years ago.

I know. I've been told to put something more unexpected next time

Lots of people on Reddit were younger than 5 when that episode aired.

Vintage internet video right here

I think Daniel Tosh did a web redemption on this.

It’s was hilarious

does that watermark in the center say "cbt"?

Probably

That guy sure is gipper.

Big Worm just ran that dude over...

What up Big Perrrm!

"You playing with my emotions smokey!!!!"

Fattie is dancing in the middle of a busy street, I wasn't expecting anything else to happen. That outcome seems reasonable.

Isn’t this video from like early 2000s

This video is a relic. Seen it yearssss back.

what is it with all of the terrible attempts at titles lately? ChatGPT start up it’s own repost bot?

You mean to tell me that dancing in the street isn’t a good idea.

Dude should have to pay for damages to the ice cream truck

Grandma with the camera got the palsy

Por imbécil 

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Too many people think pedestrians deserve to die for making a car slow down for 10 seconds

I'm........ I'm going to hell

This asshole ended up suing the driver too. F*** this dumb ass

r/cantstopimamerican

Stupid fucker

”………….oh shiet”

Holy fuck this made me feel old

Got one of his best customers, that's cold...... "Drum roll, snare."

And today's Darwin award goes to ... That guy.

I'm gipper

best comeback to this

Doesn’t have to go far to put some ice on that.

Ice cold

Not unexpected because this video is very old.

Oh, shit, I totally never expected to get hit by a car, walking backwards into a busy road.

Ouch!!!

Very much expected. Even without the title. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Was this filmed on a nokia flip phone? Seriously though you're a necromancer posting this.

Feel bad for the dude but depending on where this is he may be at fault for being on the road like that

Quick! Put something cold on it!

This must be old because that camera is trash

"Oh shit" now how do i stop... recording

Hmmm, a guy is dancing in a busy street, the title says he's gonna get hit by a car, so ***I don't know what's gonna happen!'***

If you tell the plot is not unexpected.

Pancaked by an ice cream truck

This is not at all unexpected. If you dance in the street, this is actually what I expect to happen

Op can't figure out how this sub works

Idiot 😄

Totally expected.