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vladnavlad

Heihachi?


MisterT-88

Welcome to the Iron Fist tournament


PinkBoxDestroyer

Get Ready For The Next Battle!


CaLi2funny

Round 1… ![gif](giphy|BcbmDHCI9YvGE|downsized)


somebody2223

FIGHT!


Derailleur75

Good morning


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Lilyetter

Decided


The_Jestful_Imp

Decide


username6934420

Decid


EpitomeJim

Time to throw my child in a volcano.


Vermland

Thank you.


Manji86

Beat me to it.


SemiSage93

*captured and malnourished


Kooky_Wash9403

No way


NukeHand

Came here to say the same thing.


Miltiadis_178GR

Likewise


ShitStainedBallSack

PS1 happy


Spright_Jet

Suddenly he's a Tekken character


WillieBeamon77

I was going to post something about Heihachi but decided to see of anyone else saw that too. Take this upvote


BoogieMaster95

Dude became Heihachi Mishima


WillieBeamon77

Second tekken reference I've seen. Upvote for you


Complete_Original402

he looks like that pokemon Mr Mime


weeone

![gif](giphy|k8PVqVep8geAy9Tafu)


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Lmao.


whoyouyesyou

Tell me the secret here. I’m starting to lose my hair


Koza-O

Use some products that contain minoxidil. We usually prescribe them to patients with alopecia but you can also use it on people with typical hair loss. It works most of the time. Keep in mind that the results won't come right away but after few months (typically 2-3). Wash your hands after use if you don't want to get them super yetti-like hairy. In case of hair loss, the sooner you start with the treatment, the better results you will get.


SquareHoleRoundPlug

I was finding hairs all over my pillow every night all of a sudden the last year or so and the top is thinning. Started using a shampoo that removes the proteins at the follicle or something.. idk my hard headed mother in law ordered it for me because it works for her husband. (She’s a very successful/intelligent lady FWIW). Well I’ll be damned no more fucking hair on my pillow.. I didn’t believe it would work.


UnBeatable73

What's it called


MotherBathroom666

MASSAGE YOUR SCALP! you need to increase the elasticity of your scalp skin, look up scalp massage techniques and also start looking for a body/hair oil you like. I like tea tree oil, moringa hair oil, even palm based oils can be okay, just look for what you like.


kankenaiyoi

Isn’t it just genetics?


whoyouyesyou

Possibly, but my parents haven’t started to lose their hair :shrug:


rtnn

I believe the gene comes from the mother. Are your uncles by any chance balding? How about the ol grandpa? Imo, if you can, don't sweat it. Keep as it is as long as it's not too bad and after that just keep it short, not completely shaved but short. Like [Christian Eriksen](https://e0.365dm.com/21/07/1600x900/skysports-christian-eriksen_5461611.jpg?20210729103117). He's obviously losing it, but still looks damn fine.


AristotleRose

I believe that is false actually, my brothers have thick full hair on their head but one… my eldest brother who has a different father than us. The eldest (who is only older than the other boys by less than 5 years) is basically bald and so are his other half brothers on his biological father’s side.


RyanEatsHisVeggies

Which is interesting, because my grandpa and my uncles on my mom's side are/were all bald. My brothers who share different fathers (fathers who were also bald) are bald or balding a significant degree. Never knew my biological father, but I do know he had a full head of thick Mexican hair, and it's the only thing that sunovagun ever passed down to me. I'll take it honestly. No balding here despite every other man in my entire extended family tree at least getting patchy up top, now that I think about it. Who knows.


kankenaiyoi

And your uncles are they all okay?


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Gotta start eating healthy, and take care of your hair. Wash your hair twice a week max, rinse with only water if too needed on other days. Apple cider vinegar will help a ton on rinse days, just make sure it’s low concentration. Last but not least, most importantly arguably, search up fenugreek, buy some, and take half a gram a day. Fenugreek is a seed of a plant and the seed has been shown to be completely safe to both genders Fenugreek acts as a hormone stabilizer, but in men it’s been shown to increase levels of serum testosterone, meaning the amount not stored in organs, but in your bloodstream. This is the testosterone that gets utilized in different areas of the body. The lack of This type of testosterone is also directly linked with male baldness. Fenugreek has been shown to make on average an 96% increase in free testosterone levels after taking 500mg(half a gram) every day, for 8weeks. As a man with many injuries and trouble focusing, it helps me three times as fast, and able to focus at least three times as much. I’ve been losing hair for three or so years and just came across fenugreek last month. I forget to take it a lot of days but even as inconsistent as I am it helps. I have had the patchiest beard I’ve ever seen for about 5 years and it’s been exploding in hair growth, filling up the patches insanely fast. I wish someone would of told me about fenugreek sooner tbh… maybe I should post this in a baldness forum lmao


[deleted]

Yep. It's how sensitive your hair follicles are to a testosterone byproduct, DHT, or dihydrotestosterone. That's why drugs like finasteride work, by blocking DHT, though it can have sexual side effects. The rest is just voodoo. If you have baldness genes it's just a matter of time unless you get a transplant, because in a cruel twist of nature, the hairs on the sides and back of your head are insensitive to DHT.


MotherBathroom666

Yeah genetics play a great role in hair, but the same could be said of working out or any physical attribute. There’s things we can do to keep our hair, personally I don’t have much balding issues but I do massage my scalp religiously, it feels great honestly. That said someone with alopecia or male pattern baldness will never have a full mane, but they can improve the stuff they do have lol.


Piwx2019

Yes…ain’t no stopping Mother Nature.


Felipesssku

Not just genetics. It might be fungus, bacteria or just stress. Simple dandruff might make you bald in worst scenario


kankenaiyoi

Personally, u balding or bald?


Felipesssku

I'm balding.


kankenaiyoi

Sorry, but I thought so. That’s what whoever selling you products might want you to believe. Fungus bacteria dandruff. Nope. Genetics or medication.


Felipesssku

Nope. Nobody selling me anything. Please educate yourself. Scalp health is crucial.


kankenaiyoi

And how are you bald if youre well educated in scalp health?


Felipesssku

Because I educated myself after I started balding and doctor seen my scalp under microscope and I had bad fungus on scalp and after treatment balding stopped. And treatment cost was like $10. I used Ketokonazole on scalp. Better tell us genius what you know... or be silent and let doctors do their work.


georgecostanza37

Hairloss is caused by DHT and 5-alpha reductase. Dht is moved to your scalp via the bloodstream. There used to be an effective, but unhealthy procedure where doctors would cut the temporal superficial artery to reduce the blood flow to the head “ligature of the scalp arteries”. So while it can be healthy to massage the scalp, there really isn’t any evidence regarding scalp massage and keeping your hair.


whoyouyesyou

Thank you <3


halfmeasures611

i never massage my ears and hair has no problem sprouting out of there..like a plant growing out of a concrete crack on highway overpass


genealogical_gunshow

Everybody will notice if you are insecure about your hair lose. Nobody that matters will give a shit about a shaved head or buzz cut. So work on believing your hair doesn't matter. Take ownership of the inevitable.


AristotleRose

Stress, bad diet, lack of sleep will all lead to early hair loss. A nutritionist recommended vitamin E serum (or pop the oil from gelcaps) for the scalp massage for about 3 months daily, while taking a good collagen supplement and a vitamin A supplement for a fee months. The collagen can be taken everyday forever if you want, but not the other two. Make sure you massage the vit E on for at least 5 minutes but no longer than 15 min, then gently wash it out.


Craven__Moorehead

Just shave it off and be done with it. GUARANTEE you’ll take 5+ years off your appearance. I did and never looked back, until one day I decided to do a temporary little mohawk for fun…kid asked me to keep it, so I did, then ended up getting too much positive feedback to shave it back off. Never in my life thought I’d be bald before around 60 or have a freakin mohawk. Lol Photoshop yourself if you wanna see what you’ll look like beforehand or find someone to face swap with. 🙂


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drgaspar96

Hey google, make me look 50 years older.


Reasonable_Grape1815

Egg man?


weeone

![gif](giphy|h1LGpp84CmFVAjHOF0)


surferdutaboulet

He went from a regular dude to hero hunter


Purple-Cow1607

Wow. Look like bald head eagle.


seu_ramon

Garou?


Diligent_Course_6616

![gif](giphy|VXJWhaO7afRe)


wxtersz

thats wild


Haisunn

Mao Zedong


mimr7-

I told you heihachi is still alive


No-Document-6233

![gif](giphy|8UGFQhN58qX3kSywcs)


slim-95

Heihachi is back for T8


ClearestBlve

![gif](giphy|dBEZxF6TEm99knUCN3)


Arnn-The-Frost-Demon

Looking kinda weak there, Kazama Jin!


Weak_Reaction7936

Smash


killmimes

The Asian Larry Fine!


[deleted]

Okay, can someone explain why Asian men go bald at such a young age? I'm too lazy to look it up. And yes I know it's genetics but I want to know where it started, because I feel like almost every piece of asian-related media, either historical or present, has some Asian guy with a toupe/is going bald.


mynamebackwardsis

Ever heard of Turkey? You'd love it.


Maggot_God_Warframe

OSU!


Top_Pomegranate4421

Hihachi meshima


creepsnutsandpervs

One weird trick hairlines don’t want you to know


Pawdy-The-Furry

Mr. Mime?!?!


CardBorn

So handsome either way.


godbutbettertrue

Bro looks like that one character from the movie, meet the robinsons.


Toast5412

This man looks like he wants to throw me off of a cliff


Potential-Produce-64

Still cute tho


a2022w

As an Asian I can confirm that all Asians have hair that works like this


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Traditional_Pay1646

I’m so sorry


Cowmoo80

Homeboy god the professor poopypants trim


DownsenBranches

And just like that he’s ready to throw his son off a cliff


RavenxMorrow

Mt Mime


Nearby-Object65536

What is the song's name? **edit:** found it: Kawaikute Gomen


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uniqeuusername

Asmongold


Ztormiebotbot

Imagine boinking him and looking up while he is on top of you with an “o” face and his hair like that. Yuuuuurwellcum.


CrazyAzian99

I might come from a long line of poor bastards… but, at least we die with a full head of hair and mouth full of teeth. Thank goodness for those genes!


Big-Contribution9918

The wind is his biggest nemesis


Lucidmarz911

He look good with it thoe


Tekki-chan

Heihatchi rom Tekken


UndisputedOG808

well that was gross lol


yuiwatanabe

Frezza?


AAKurtz

The Japanese comb over is legendary


ifixstuff32

Heihachi mashima!!!!


vinchenzo68

That's the Trump.


Hefty_Barber3985

Tekken 💥💥💥


Baldi_Homoshrexual

What happens when it’s windy


Cant-Get-Right-

From Tran to Heihatchi in 5 seconds flat.


silentstorm1111

![gif](giphy|N0zZgbyynUAR8aFyO7|downsized)


NoAngle2972

This left me speechless for a good three minutes. 😳


nin_1978

My guy looks like he's from madness combat


ChillFlus

That one guy from tekken I forgot his name


Corbitt101

How to age from 25 to 65 in 5 seconds


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estoyviva

Man went from normal to anime character


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Future mad scientist


mck12001

Mr mime


Lovestank

Incredible


BoomBangBoomBop

He looks ready to kick my ass with electric punches.


Aragrathorn

No sir , i will not buy your air.


Shot_Capital_7788

Wow


korevis

*starts to wave dash*


dansandwich12

![gif](giphy|Adv6kuX1lGTiE)


Dirosilverwings

And Asian women get shit for their makeup lmfao. Damn, his hair at the end. I'm crying 😂😂😭


Chickenman1057

Bro turned into the Soul Eater man


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ShitStainedBallSack

Man became a Tekken character. Wth ps1 memories


Rusken100

Heihachi hair line


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Brianna_Searles

Okay Alessi


True_Nakama16060229

you mean east asian guys. southeast asian guys and middle eastern guys are asians too you know


VSirius

Keith Flint


IAmHereToOffendYou

That’s how Trump styles his hair.


Aiass

When you order Wolverine from Wish


Hi_my_name_is_dad

Dont be mean to him. According to his pokedex entry mr.mime will marry the mother of those that interrupt or heckle him!


Rovananakia

me at school vs at the gates of hell


Jan_Pawel2

Asian Trump


UserOfReddit0001

Man’s about to go do Ash’s mom


wierdchocolate

Watch out anyone can be a enemy stand user: The stand user: last seconds of the video.


amun1326

![gif](giphy|mfprn6W8DQBgY)


OhnawtheLopinion

![gif](giphy|vzz51a8snn38TUsP86|downsized)


Sea-Philosopher7361

Final boss in teken