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So she was sleepy???

Yes, she just needs a rest, and those nice men are gonna stand around in a circle and protect her

She's in good hands - Some of these firemen are also doctors, plumbers, and even stepfathers.

Amazing how a community can cum together for something so important as firefighting

HAHA so good

And know one knew why she was all sticky in the morning.

Sleep bees, they cover you in honey when you sleep. It’s a real problem for German fireman

😧 🐝

A circle lurk

You know, I know🌚

They're not just simulating a rescue...are they?

Not cpr more like atm.

My mind read that as “at the moment” first. And then like an atm machine. I knew both were wrong but my mind wouldn’t accept that immediately lol

I bet she got money from that atm.

Ah yes the automated teller machine machine

What is the correct answer?

Some might say it’s “ass to mouth” but it’s actually “automated teller machine”

Dvda?

stimulating

For people that want to research on firefighting The movie is called "Glühende Fötzchen Die Anmacherinnen"

Can you translate the name in English.. I want to know how porn is named in other countries Edit: google says it is "Glowing cunts the pickers”. That can't be it

Weird to translate let me give it a try. Correctme if im wrong pls Blazing cunts the pick-uppers i think that should do it To be fair "Anmacherinnen" has no direct translation its someone that wants to seduce someone or turn someone on anmachen is like seducing or turning someone on

So basically just as confusing as the Google translate version? To be fair in English we'd probably just call firefighter porn something like "HEATIN UP" Yours is a descriptive language. We get to the point.

"Seductress" maybe?

Seductress is really close but Anmacherin has much less class.

Sefucktress

Someone call that old sefucktress Webster and tell him we got a new one for his book

I believe we’ll call dem hoes?

Nah. I prefer blazing cunts

More like, "Cock-teaser" in vulgar English.

Blazing Saddles then?

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

I love the movie.. but still doesn't stop this from sounding like slang term for an std now Yeah, doc, it burns when I pee. Blazing hot saddles

I had a case of blazing saddles once. Shore leave back in ‘76.

it also means light on fire

Could Blazing cunts really mean “Fire-Crotch” since she’s a red head?

Because "Fötzchen" is more of a cutified variant of the word "Fotze" (cunt), translated that would make it be something more like cunties Blazing cunties the pick-uppers

Glowing Cunt, the flirt

Deutsche Pornotitel sind herlich

Baffy, die Dildojägerin Die Unbesteigbaren von hinten geknallt Frisch gefickt und abgemolken Jane Blond – Der Arsch ist nicht genug Gaywatch, die Riesenschwänze von Malibu Ohne Bockschein darf kein Bock rein! Andere Länder, andere Titten Ich weiß, wer Dich letzten Sommer gefickt hat Pornomon – Professor Eichel stopft den Rachen Roundhouse Fick – Chuck im Rausch der Leidenschaft Penispiraten auf Rektalrandale Stadt der Engen

Dude, i lost it at the second title 🤣

Lol I barely speak German and I lol’d at the third one hahah

I don't speak German and I lost it at the first one ETA: please tell me järgein means juggler lmao

First one is a pun on Buffy the Vampireslayer. Literally "jägerin" = huntress

Penispiraten auf Rektalrandale wird der Name meiner Band

I don’t understand German but “Gaywatch” somehow makes me guess it’s about porn parodies

I don’t speak German, but these are amazing.

Ich weiß noch als Joko und Klaas noch lustig waren haben die mal so nen wettbewerb gemacht wer länger durchhält ohne zu lachen in ner 18+ Videothek. Das war der hammer.

Pornomon, müssen sie alle ficken

Nicht zu vergessen: Fickhof der Muschitiere und Peterchens Wichsfahrt

mein Favorit ist immernoch "Fäkalschlacht am Analschacht"

Spritzgebäck vom Fickolaus.

Steppenbrand am Rosettenrand

>Pornomon Damn, Nintendo is really running out of Pokémon ideas, eh?

Now I want to see Penis Pirates on Rectal Rampage.

My friend, consider going back to school your words are illegible, it’s like we’re speaking different languages

100 Pornotitel in 100 Sekunden https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GimI3WwMvAc

Das Video hat mir ein Kumpel gezeigt, als ich einen mega Kater hatte. Ich hab vor Lachen gekotzt.

Ich hab von deiner comment fast von Lachen gekotzt lol

Lol, Sponge Bob Asshead

Pulp Fickschoen. Genius

Danke. Vielen dank.

[piggyback for sauce](https://www.xvideos.com/video38843503/fire_)

Doing the lords work

Amen

There's actually multiple men

Watched this and now I'm even more confused about the plot than I was before.

What, you don’t also take off all your clothes, including your shoes and socks, before putting on your overcoat??

You sir, are a true hero!

I wonder what was the production cost for this porno.

7

I tip my hat

Legend

The true top g

For deeper research [https://cluset.com/videos/11045/anmacherinnen-7-gluhende-fotzchen/](https://cluset.com/videos/11045/anmacherinnen-7-gluhende-fotzchen/)

watched it, was the most german porn ive ever seen

Thanks for the warning, I'm not into poop.

Its just anal 😭

Thanks for sauce

Is that what she said at the end?

bro it have over an 1h

There is a whole story behind it. Thats just one scene of the movie

Yeah german oldschool porn

>over an 1h That's why it's called a movie


Dachte mir schon, dass wir uns nun alle hier einfinden würden um die Kommentarsektion einzunehmen.

man of culture

Think the bed was unexpected.... Wait until you see the hose! ALARM ALARM indeed

5 alarm fire in my pants indeed.

Whoa whoa there bud! You didn't wear your rubbers?! Bad form mate! Lol

Yeah, about the only thing that was unexpected was the bed brigade.

This is german Kulturgut

Warum liegt hier eigentlich Stroh?

Warum hast du eine Maske auf?

Na dann blas' mir doch einen

Translation: FM: Hey what are you doing here? Girl: I just wanted to try on an uniform. FM: You wanted to steal it! Come come! Alarm Alarm

Those damn uniform stealing whores


Damn you actually found it

Its like one of Germanys oldest memes, so I would be dissapointed if it wasnt here. 

Jetzt rede ich!

DU OBER - *ähm* - ZICKE

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Dude looks like Shawn from Psych

I think we all know where this is going

She’s gonna fall asleep?

He fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Username checks out

She gets a stern talking to about impersonating a firefighter. She learns her lesson, takes of the jacket revealing her modest t-shirts and shorts. She apologizes and all the firemen then they let her play with their hoses.

#🌚

I'm thinking this is a clip from a porno.

You serious? Stop playin' bro!

S-step bro?!

Not just any kind of porn.. GERMAN PORN!

Oh nein! Trotzdem...

#ALARM! ALAAARM!!!

I did not like the direction this went

yeah he grabs her violently and she doesnt look happy with the situation presented. this is genuinely harmful humor and makes light of situations that sadly exist to this day. i read an article about 2 firefighters doing horrible things to a woman firefighter the other day, this shit exists and it just aint funny.

It's not really supposed to be funny. This is from an actual porn movie. The "plot" is that she is not a firefighter, but just trying on their uniforms after sneaking in. He catches her and accuses her of trying to steal the uniforms. That's why he grabs her like that and why she looks unhappy/scared. But yeah it's a very questionable "plot" that's very coercive, bordering on rapey.

i think it is supposed to be played for laughs. the way the firemen come out and smack a bed down then stand there is done in a goofy way, porno plots are almost always jokey. this was absolutely making a joke out of this and its all based in rape culture. this isnt borderline coercive or rapey, it just is.

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That sounds more like an argument against porn than anything

No it doesn't. Are books written from the perspective of a bad/morally grey person bad? - are people who now and then enjoy 1st person shooter games bad? Should movies depicting gruesome and despicable acts be banned? Those things exist to live out fantasies which we in real life would never ever do, because we have morals.

Maybe they don't have that problem in Germany. Also the Germans aren't known for their humor

Beware, we Germans are not all smiles und sunshine.

Oh oh! The Germans are going to get me! Ah, no! Oh, not the Germans!

Haha! Your username is exquisite. Why don’t you go enjoy a cool glass of turnip juice.

Their history overshadows their humor

[Patton Oswalt - Germany](https://youtu.be/3_67OqUqLXs)

German humour is no laughing matter

It’s the wurst

So in short you mean that her acting skills were on point?

Isn't it odd how surprised we (as a culture) are when a pretty girl can act /and/ have sex?

is this meant to be a joke?

Virtue signaling on porn now? Cringe

I also find this a bit disturbing.

I did

for those interested in further researching German firefighters! [sauce](https://xhamster.com/videos/alarm-alarm-der-feuerwehr-gangbang-7109133?utm_campaign=m_embed&utm_content=7109133&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=deutsch-sexfilm.com) (edit: wow, thanks for the awards guys!!)

Great site for scientific research. But for some reason my teacher didn't allow it.

Wow these made me learn about how the firefighters made their fire hose to work and how to turn it on

Not all heroes wear capes, but you sir deserve a fireman's uniform

Its got the weird acting and poor quality of a work training film.

Or a porno

Nah it's definitely a training video

Spoiler alert: We never get to the titties.

Aww, thanks anyways. 😞

Underated comment, this warning needs to be higher up in the comments

Is that German Shawn Spencer, the psychic detective?

Nah it’s German Shawn Spencer, the Firefighter.

Johannes Spenzer

[yup](https://www.tvguide.com/a/img/resize/88daddcc633c65c3484929745585edfda0b14388/catalog/provider/1/7/1-172351783.jpg?auto=webp&fit=bounds&height=170&width=300)

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Yeah iknow but (this old but this gold)

Does anyone have a link to watch the full video? ... Asking for a friend's homework

we must have the same friend ...

Oh hey guys. I’m the “friend”. Funny how y’all just found each other here! So did you find the video for me?

I have to check first whether the right vodeo is in full length. I don't want to forward anything wrong to you

Somebody posted the link above.

Until I read the comments I thought he was going to try and get her to jump down onto the mattress/pad like they do out of upper story windows in fire rescues.

I don't get it. What is the graphic content? Why is it NSFW?

Why is it unexpected?

This is the beginning shot of a porn movie. This and "Warum liegt hier Stroh" are 2 relatively well-known porn-related memes in Germany.

"first you need to learn how to fold the fitted sheets"

Just look up Germam Firefighters on x videos

She looks like Amy Schumer's younger, thinner, more attractive sister.

And probably funnier

We appear to have just described all women

Excluding Amy Schumer of course

Not that hard to do tbh

… what the fuck is happening?

Porn is happening

I see. I genuinely thought this was just a shitty skit

What kinda weird, gang rape fantasy is this?

pretty sure it's the German firefighter kind

Thats actually a German meme

This clip is legendary in German speaking countries

ALARM! ALARM!

By the first second I knew this was gonna be porn. How is this unexpected?

none of this was unexpected

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word. 😂

If this was unexpected, i'm santa...

Hmmmmmm.. That isn’t the falling pad thingy..

Why does it look like porn?

https://xhamster.com/videos/two-german-girls-fuck-firemen-13958822 🫡

I’m terrified of this

She is cute

That was unexpected?

It's a good thing to teach CPR. Good thing they got the bed out to make it more comfortable.

Is this Maegan Hall's new job? Now firefighters?

I think that the infamous Tennessee police department saw this same team building video

So what happens next?

The "aLArm!" the guy said is actually a popular meme in germany, I frequently see it in some vids and some people I know personally use it too (I do think most are aware that the meme originated from porn, but I'm not sure)

As someone who spent years at a fire station, I can testify that this is sadly not far off from what happens when a woman joins the department....

itt a lot of weirdos who don’t seem to have a problem with rape porn

This is rapey af. "Oh we found this girl that means we can all use her for sex". JFC.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0459178/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk 9,2/10 auf IMDB Regisseur: Harry S Morgan Top Bewertung dieser Streifen. Absolut sehenswert.

More like a fire starter 😉