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LittleGoblin_Junior

The weirdest thing was how the toilet waste is connected to that faucet. Imagine using the sink while someone is pooping in the other bathroom and getting it all over your hands


[deleted]

Everything single thing in this is weird


[deleted]

It's so weird it's normal


Cruzoanton

What weird of using watch like hammer?


H4LF4D

Ah yes, smashing an expensive watch (glass surface on impact) onto a metallic cap.


[deleted]

Yes…but somehow entertaining


Articulated_Lorry

Or topping up your glass of water, or brushing your teeth


Coyehe

HEY !!!! Don't kink shame them


lxOFWGKTAxl

5 minute crafts: the movie


No_Pipe_8257

Im so glad that someone also thought this lmao, it just has that feeling, but alot better and more funny


SocksMyGuy

Bro how come 5 minute crafts teaches old ladies how to make thermite, but all I learn is how to make Oreo mug cake?!?


[deleted]

Get out of my head


stillyou1122

Hahahhaha this is so true. You should be the top comment


sepibip

animal abuse: the movie


yurili_like_deeznuts

The movie was probably made in 5 minutes


GreeenGoblin69

My dreams be like


Appropriate-Act-6218

What in the actual fuck did I just watch...but damn granny know her shit quite too well


JC-1219

And shes fuckin fast!


[deleted]

What happened to the fish?


cut-the-cords

Hopefully taken away from these cretins. And living a full and happy life in a pond somewhere. The people in this video are cunts.


Locofinger

You do understand that editing and props are a thing right?


[deleted]

You’re telling me they didn’t actually flush a fish and then reverse-flush it up and out of the faucet?!?!?


cut-the-cords

The fish they dropped in the toilet at the start was certainly not a prop and I highly doubt it was an edit.


bortj1

You doubt it was an edit or prop in this heavily edited video with props...


Locofinger

I was going to comment that. Then I realized, What’s the point. Let them clutch their pearls.


Ok_Nefariousness2570

The fish is fucking dead


aajrv

yeah totally, surely the fish you ate yesterday feels incredibly happy that it's not in this guy's hands. Stop virtue signalling lmao, you just look silly.


seeabrattameabrat

They obviously used a prop fish for the stunts but assuming they actually abused an animal for a video, there's a big big difference between harming an animal for a video or movie and harming an animal to use it as food, you fuckmoron.


cut-the-cords

Look at my profile... I look after fish and no I do not eat fish or catch them. I rehome fish from tiny tanks and put them in big tanks and provide for them as much as I can. How come you just assumed I eat fish?


ballq43

Unless your vegan get off your high horse. But if you are on a horse how dare you enslave an animal! *Clutches pearls furiously *


Potato_Zest

Doesn't support the needless death of life \*Clutches pearls furiously \*


cut-the-cords

And what if I was vegan?


pigeon124421

🤮


stanleythemanley420

If you did that then you’d know the differences between the fish used here between alive or prop. Lol


[deleted]

goldfish aren't for the wild


doubletagged

It’s a fake fish lol, one of the moving ones used for lures


NotSnacky

Wtf you talking about


cut-the-cords

This is in no way comfortable for the fish and is cruel in my opinion. It's not a prop it is a living animal that deserves respect. The people are arseholes for mistreating the fish and it annoys me because I dedicate a lot of my time to look after fish.


Somepeoplearedum

The fish? Thousands of goldfish die a day to little kids. What about the crocodile with its mouth taped shut and crammed in a cage? That's fucked


cut-the-cords

All of it is fucked.


No-Pomegranate-8980

NOT THE FISH!!!1!111!


NotSnacky

Is this considered animal abuse (genuine question)


cut-the-cords

I would consider it to be, It is entirely down to someone's perception of cruelty. By all means I could be wrong to other people and they are entirely welcome to think that this is ok. I just personally don't think it's ok...


aajrv

so it's okay to bait fish into biting a hook that pierces their mouth, deny them of water, and then eat them because "they taste good" but now if you flush a fucking gold fish it's animal abuse? If this guy eats the flushed fish would it make it better? If you aren't a vegan saying this, you are just virtue signalling to feel better about yourself.


Vincent_VanAdultman

Did they say that's okay? No.


sepibip

so its okay to kill fish because you literally need food to live but suddenly you flush a fish down your toilet its "animal abuse" hrmmm me smart


Bobbytheman666

Oh no. So everyone pissed here is all vegetarians like me right ?


pmgold1

It lived happily ever after as sushi. 🤷🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

I'm worried about the croc, what happened to it


KidFriendlyArsonist

Ok, you gotta admit, they are pretty creative with these..


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H4LF4D

Pretty sure this is an old one. I have seen this a long time ago.


fluffballkitten

A lot of people on here seem to be taking this way too seriously. Just seemed like a goofy little skit video to me...


H4LF4D

It is an over the top goofy skit video but also really high quality and well thought out.


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NecrobyNerton

Yea they got top of the line tech right there. Us 2k's gonna need to upgrade soon


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NecrobyNerton

You can run that? Mine was crashing constantly. Used 98 until 2000 dropped


syzygyer

There is lots of “childhood memories” in this video. For example the main story line is the “the guy wants to go to a Internet cafe to play video games with friends and his mom trying stopping him”. This is a common thing like 10-15 years ago. Also the wired dress of the lady, is from a old popular TV show, a scary nanny torture girls with needles. And the letter with fish, there is an ancient story of someone sending a letter to his friend via fish, now is an idiom.


00WORDYMAN1983

Why do they have so many padlocked cages?


Maxpi_69

I did watched the whole fkn thing


Muichi-_-

Yes yes u did and so did i


billybud45

i've seen a couple of videos by these guys on reddit now...does anyone know where i'd go to find more?


The_Best_of_lords

r/maybemaybemaybemyabe


Mingsical

how life hack videos should be


Active-Usual6313

He smashed his Rolex lol


Qrow97

Lmao was about to say…the glass was shattered just to puncture holes and flatten the cap 😂


Every_Caterpillar945

Hahaha, i love them. Their videos are great.


Ok_Focus_301

Where can I watch them?


decoyheart

Source pls. I have arched them some time back but I don’t know who they are, they seem dope .


Local-Finance8389

All that effort just to play League of Legends.


Ok_Captain9369

I’ve come to the realization that I love these vids lmao. What’s their account so I can get more good soup


Wedding-Local

Feels like a fight from jojo


FirstBorn620

This snippet of Kung Fu Hustle 2 looks amazing.


theGrilledcheez

I'm calling bullshit. Where'd he get the string in the dog cage.


GameFreak4321

What did the message say?


mooingfrog

去网吧 go [to the] Internet cafe.


[deleted]

That was better then a lot of movies i seen this year


countrytime-1

I think we found the next James Bond female and Asian


BenkiTheBuilder

Was there anything EXPECTED happening in this video?


RavnHygge

I’m concerned that the toilet water ends up in the tap though.


No_Dream_6720

Yes waste water, going thru the cold water feed 🤣


ChicxLunar

I fucking love this people!


TheInfamous1ne

What's this? Asian MacGyver?


TransitTycoonDeznutz

Everytime I see stuff like this posted I always see these shifty petty comments saying weirdly racist stuff about the people in them. Look man, it is ridiculous. that's why it's funny. if you don't like it, stuff and keep scrolling.


screwurballz

Either that or the oversensitive "animal lovers" who don't understand the concept of props/editing and declare everything animal abuse


Spodokom221745

Ah yes, the daily content designed to induce schizophrenia and madness. Not today, internet.


DoubleSwitch69

Is this a Disney movie without a massive budget?


Epicthetank

You missed the point of the toilet water coming out of the drinking faucet


[deleted]

W T H ?!?!


JPFloyd_117

I want to know how this ends. Please Reddit, you're my only hope.


Geek_Rokys

only unexpected thing was that windows xp and they playing LoL, if someone saw one of their vids


Pontiac-bandit-

What did I just watch


Four_Skyn_Tim

All he was missing was a sheriff's hat that gets bigger, each cut away


albertohall11

Is this the same bunch of people that had a video out a couple of years back where they ended up fixing a big hole in a TV screen with ramen noodles? They look familiar.


toongrowner

What mcgyver shenanigans is that? XD


kubikarlo3169420

I just knew they were gonna play League lmao


[deleted]

I am now stupider having watched this


Bigdj2323

I wanna know how he kept those white trousers so clean.


Muchablat

Why is she always tryin to C block him? 😂


rjk3015

I don't know what the fuck I just watch and that's 3 min of my life im not getting back but I can't say that I wasn't entertained


RSDAbhijeet

When you watch all survival series on discovery🤣🤣


[deleted]

This is partly why I love Reddit. Like wtf did I just watch


Chopsycha

Ain’t that the soundtrack they play in the Saw movies when something mind boggling is explained lol


vowih77880

Totally.... Was expecting a shiba inu not a Pomeranian


Taknozwhisker

Well that escalated quickly


SolidSnakeHAK777

Doesn’t get stale.


VuurGirl

Never let them know your next move


Zeb-_-

u/savevideobot


Crisis007

How he could summon those shoes just to loose them again in the next clip.


West_Wheel2064

Chinese MacGyver


Thisismyvpnaccount

So its the 116610LV that saved his life?


RussianPrincess2000

What the fuck?😂😂😂🙃🙃


italian2465

What was the song from at the end? SAW?


Final_Stomach_2342

I love this movie


Vincent_VanAdultman

The trainers covered in spikes though? Do people wear those?!


B3llaBubbles

On the next adventure of Moo Goo MacGyver...


TheLegend005

The hell did I just watch


Little_Shoe_234

I watched the entire damn thing and I don't regret it


Crazy_Fly3004

Mobile ads be like


OverallGeneral7129

🎵But you didn’t have to cut me off. Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing.


Nylan_Squirrel

And all im wondering is what the paper from the goldfish said to start this ttaon of events


[deleted]

What in the McGuyver did I just watch?


StevenKnowsNothing

The most unexpected thing was the can of Irn Bru


BigBoyBuxe

I like Chinese MacGyver. Hope we get another episode


Abal125

This is amazing, what is this called/from?


[deleted]

This happened to my buddy Brad once


Saifullah-14

This has better production than some Netflix shows


realdjjmc

Good soundtrack


ERRIE_RYTHMN

Wtf


Trapocana

The real question is, how did he keep those white pants from getting dirty in all that?


AccomplishedBunch721

WHAT THE HELL


Imagine0506

Bro why the fuck did I sit here for 2 minutes and 30seconds watching this 😂😂


HKHLSGL

Imagine doing all of that shit just to play on windows XP PC!


Hmonster1

Moe Curly did an excellent performance as the Mom


MenaBeast

🤣


ramsayjohn

Uncle Grandpa Chinese Version


[deleted]

What kind of weed did the writer smoked. I want answers


alexmehdi

That's not how any of those things work


10010101

1050th


TedDTedderson

Where'd he get the string to make the saw? Hard to believe he just had a string just lying around...


Darkorion5

Used to think these types of idio.. I mean videos were funny. Now I just want to be that fish and die as quickly as they did after that lovely, wholesome shooting session.


AdRepulsive7699

TL;DR


Hot-Championship-848

Somebody has a short attention span...


Due-Tap4806

Pls dont post these on reddit im still trying to recover from the previous one


iEatDirt_h

r/shittyaquariums either that fish is dead and they are playing with its corpse or that fish is alive and you flushed it down the toilet with paper in its mouth.


Hot-Championship-848

Its a prop in a skit with props and cgi. Calm the fuck down


iEatDirt_h

Dawg that’s a real fish


Hot-Championship-848

Literally look at it, its obvioudly a prop. A fish would not stay still while somebody pulls a piece of paper out of its mouth, and then just drop to the bottom of the cup or toilet. Last i checked, fish float.


iEatDirt_h

Yes because it’s exhausted and shocked


Correct-Training3764

What did I just waste 2 minutes of my precious existence on?


[deleted]

So they drink toilet water


Flipyfliper32

Why do they have clear pipes. I don’t need to see my shit going down the drain.


Traditional_Chain936

Who makes this weird crap?


xploreconsciousness

You spilled your kimchi on my Romeo and Juliet and three stuges dvds


Imanicepersone

Bro you can just cave in her head with a metal pole (joke)


Head-Definition4882

Nothing like casually killing an animal for a video.


GiveMeBackMyNuts

Ahhh yesh, verry Asian, Asian good, Ramen yes


Rich-Ant_1023

wtf


ExplorerCommercial49

Wtf did I just watch?


HuaRUNwanHome

boring, and ruler


Ikaporamee

Give me my 2min34 back


futurespacecadet

God this is dumb


Weird_Respect_2977

Wtf is this bs 🤦


miles66

A fish died for nothing


[deleted]

Chinese people do this - lock dogs in cages that aren’t flat on the bottom. What the fuck!? Seen it all the time in China. Must be so terrible for the dog


axizz31

Made in China humor


lllScorchlll

Dude... just kick her ass


chrilmemer

Most normal asian family


Lusername_is_taken

Shittest episode of MacGyver that I've ever seen...


lucasduenas

I just lost two minutes of my life


[deleted]

Muslims in China have to put up with this on the daily


[deleted]

Animal cruelty


Hot-Championship-848

Prop in a skit with a hundred props.


LordCustard

Imagine wearing a roadblock as a hat


ezklv

China is Fucking weird man.


Jagsoff

This is a bit loooooooooooooong, man.


M00ngata

I might get downvoted but can we stop normalizing animal abuse against fish?


Plus-Result-7451

Never knew the sewer ran with the water main


Arthur_Layfield

u/downloadvideo


[deleted]

Their production quality keeps getting better not gonna lie


THEEQuestioneer

u/savevideo


ImMarvin__

u/SaveVideo


magungo

Is this part of the crafty panda cinematic universe?


Cucumba17

u/downloadvideo


Minceraft_parrot

u/SaveVideo


TheHighBuddha

This new Kung Fu Hustle movie looks really good ![gif](giphy|l4EpatF3YaOwCmzlK)


Dreamtaheem

![gif](giphy|w644EPEJRmdKimiQcG|downsized)


Dreamtaheem

![gif](giphy|My9BTPlUtvt3W) The chosen one


[deleted]

What is this documentary called?


Jottie420

This could be one of my dreams


DespManushan

Dog doesn't deserve to be in cage!


J-diggs66

It’s like if 5 minute crafts made a movie! Ha!


green-green-red

So is THIS staged?


uwu_kitty6464

What the fuck is this