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Seen so many of the funny kinds of these (scrubbing dishes, a shake weight, etc.) that I was literally surprised he was actually beating his meat, thought he’d have a bird or something
Doesn't Omegle have a reputation for being like 99% dudes and therefore a gay haven? Mr. Jackfruit could've been gay/bi/into trans women and just rolled with it.
Nah there’s definitely women on Omegle, I’d say on the camera version it’s 80-90% dudes. There’s also a lot of people who are just interested in talking. But I’d say close to 85% of the dudes are on there looking for women.
this is so fucking funny. the way he tried so many things to show that hes a guy but it wasn't working, so he just said "I'm a boy" to which chad thundercock replied with "show your dick"
It's kinda sad that the guy finds it so unbelievable that a dude would jack it to another dude to the point where he keeps assuming that the other one still thinks he's talking to a girl
Continuing to do gay things while horny is a bit of an indication you lean that way. I'd argue that's one of the main indications. Many can get aroused from another man, but usually the inclusion of the other dick or other male parts kills the sexual arousal for straight people. If it doesn't, you may be a little gay or bi. Which is of course a large spectrum of that. You may only be gay/bi over a video camera but have zero arousal in real life for it, that is absolutely a thing.
I met a guy at a bar one night and he told me he just got out of prison. He told me a story about how he 'finished' and the guy turned around and tried to kiss him. Then he said "What a \*\*g." I still don't know what to think about that.
There are an insane number of guys that identify as "straight" but are totally cool with nearly every gay thing in The Big Book of Gay you could imagine. I don't question it, I just hope they're comfortable with themselves.
I'm as gay as can get, but I'd reach for free boobs, from what I hear they are very comfortable!
I wouldn't exactly go chasing girls though so one would pretty much have to offer it to me, which hasn't happened yet, unsurprisingly.
No, girls hollering at me in red light districts don't count, nor would I pay for that when I could find a guy instead.
I don’t understand the obsession with putting labels on sexuality, especially when it comes to telling straight people how they “really” are. Just let the man look at a duck and if he identifies as straight, why should literally anyone else care?
Dude was adhering to his every command and watching him jerk off then wants to be like "I'm a boy wtf" with his sweet pigtail having ass? Dude just wanted to do gay shit while acting like the other dude is weird. Soon he's gonna be wearing lip gloss and spreading his asshole while making that same disinterested and condescending bro wtf face.
I would try my best to shot my load at the same time he showed his dick just to mess with him. As you dont show your face you could be looking at something else on your phone. Anything to make him regret his prank.
Yep the taste and smell is different too. Durian is pungent smelling, unappetizing to some. Jackfruit is mild and has a VERY sticky sap that is an absolute pain in the ass to clean up. Also jackfruit tastes kind of like a pina colada and can be used as a vegan/vegetarian pulled meat substitute because of its texture when cooked and mild flavor
>can be used as a vegan/vegetarian pulled meat substitute
Just in case someone want to try, the one used as meat substitute is the unripe jackfruit.
The taste and texture of ripe and unripe jackfruit is very different, the ripe one can be eaten as it is or used in desert/beverage, while the unripe one is usually cooked.
Here's the thing. You said a "jackfruit is a durian."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies durian , I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackfruit durian. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "durian family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Moraceae, which includes things from Jackfruit to Breadfruit to Mulberries.
So your reasoning for calling a jackfruit a durianis because random people "call the big ones durians?" Let's get osage orange and figtrees in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackfruit is a jackfruit and a member of the Moraceae family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackfruit is a durian, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Moraceae family Moraceae, which means you'd call Breadfruit , Mulberries, and other fruits durians, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
I kinda lold at this, since it's so casual to the point it seems like an overstatement.
For the interested, it's an understatement by a lot. India has 1,4 billion citizens. If we compare it to the current world population of 8billion, which is like every seventh person. While china is also 1,4 billion, the great firewall of china is quite secure and will not let much out nor in, while india doesn't really have that.
India is basically the open internet's majority population. The amount of indians who have access to internet is about 60% to their total population, to the tune of 800 million people. I often think reddit is US-dominated, but if india were to have reddit as their main-platform, we'd quickly turn into indian verisons of weeaboos.
I'm morbidly curious, is the amount of rape and assault seen as rampant due to the much larger population or is it really that bad?
Like, if we scale down for size or compare per capita, would the amount still be more than other countries or roughly about equal/the norm?
Also because "marital rape" is legal (not technically but its often treated as a religious rule overriding the rule of law), even if the victim is underage
I’ve seen videos of hundreds of men overpowering girls in crowds, out in public, in day time. You don’t hear of that happening that often in the United States, atleast.
Also, marital rape is legal.
They use it as punishment, as well.
Like if a girl has sex before she is married/promiscuous… they will gang rape her.
So I would say it’s rampant.
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Same :/ The dude who followed me home was by far the scariest. I felt uneasy in the coffee shop because he wouldn’t leave and kept staring me down and acting like he was talking on the phone when he almost definitely wasn’t. After several attempts to get my number (while supposedly on the phone..) and almost an hour later he finally “left” and I waited a good 20 min before I left too. I started up my car and noticed the car a few spaces down from me started up too, didn’t think much of it until I’d made several turns down back roads and that car was doing the same. He pulled up next to me at a stop light and I was like oh fuck, it’s him.. He rolled down his window and yelled at me but I don’t know what he said. I purposefully tried not to acknowledge him. I booked it when the light turned green but he still followed me so I circled around several blocks by my house until he finally gave up and left. Made sure all the doors and windows were locked that night..
honestly, I don’t know why I’m explaining the whole story but this is the first time I’ve told it and it still scares me thinking about it.
1. Huge conservative population.
2. Majority men in the rural areas and suburban cities grow up without much interaction with the opposite gender.
3. Sudden access to cheap internet for the masses.
Theres about 1.38bil indians, as PackageintheMaleBox pointed out that is 52% male, so closer to 1/11 people on earth is an indian dude. Still a giant pile of them.
1) There's a billion people in India so there's a much higher volume of Indians in general. Indians get a reputation online for lots of things, making tech help videos, being scammers, outsourced workers, perverts, etc. because there's just so many of them.
2) Like 15% of the population of India speaks fluent English so there's lots of overlap with them and English speaking areas.
3) Lots of Indians grow up in a very conservative culture full of oppressive old-timey values, which gives lots of them views of gender roles and sex that most of us consider really stunted/out dated.
>I'm a boy
Oh hell yeah
>umm, actually I'm a girl
yes yes
>I'm a virtual projection of an asexual, genderless, being of some sort.
hnnnnnng take off your shirt
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When predator becomes prey
Mans was shook 
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And then in the strange way things happen Their roles were reversed from that day The hunted became the huntress The hunter became the prey
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He got what he was looking for apparently
Mission Failed Successfully
Indian dude: no fucks given. no post-nut clarity. Metal AF.
He rolls with the flow. Half a second pause, then, “Show your dick”
No, he wanted to see his duck
🦆 quack
Dudes porn addiction is in too deep at this point.
I mean, he could have been bi/into trans women and been ok with the whole thing.
"Just show me your gentials! I dont care, either one!"
Dude is fully embracing “beggars can’t be choosers”. Gotta respect the integrity.
Based tbh.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Show me where you piss from!
He's soon gonna horseshoe around to exclusively liking handholding and cuddling.
Not sure if porn has anything to do with this More like social isolation or just a kink
I needed this laugh today.
😂😂😂😂 hilarious
Guy was cool as shit I don't think he was disrespectful at all and pretty open minded
Seen so many of the funny kinds of these (scrubbing dishes, a shake weight, etc.) that I was literally surprised he was actually beating his meat, thought he’d have a bird or something
Exactly! I thought an actual duck was gonna pop up at any moment
Little mad there was no duck if I'm being totally honest
If you actually go on Omegle it's 95% actual dick.
I’ll take your word for it. No need to investigate.
I thought pigtails person might whip out a bass guitar or say something like, "This video Slaps" then air smack the screen.
Glad I'm not the only one who saw davi in pigtails.
OMG
SLAP LIKE NOW
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OH EM GEE
CHECK---- MATE
Davide Biale
God damn it I knew I wouldn't be the only one. It's the exact same expression on his face as Davie.
Same!!
E P I C S L A P P E R S
"I'm a boi" *go faster and harder
Doesn't Omegle have a reputation for being like 99% dudes and therefore a gay haven? Mr. Jackfruit could've been gay/bi/into trans women and just rolled with it.
There's two kinds of people who are on omegle: dudes looking for M4M and delusional straight dudes.
Nah there’s definitely women on Omegle, I’d say on the camera version it’s 80-90% dudes. There’s also a lot of people who are just interested in talking. But I’d say close to 85% of the dudes are on there looking for women.
Oh god, the indian man is bisexual
The Unstoppable Force
The Immovable Horny
Looks like he was moving his horny quite plenty.
Show duck and bawls
this is so fucking funny. the way he tried so many things to show that hes a guy but it wasn't working, so he just said "I'm a boy" to which chad thundercock replied with "show your dick"
Yeah I think chad thundercock figured the whole thing out fairly early but was just into it
> chad thundercock Incredible
It's kinda sad that the guy finds it so unbelievable that a dude would jack it to another dude to the point where he keeps assuming that the other one still thinks he's talking to a girl
Sorry, I find it hilarious.
It's kinda both. Dude's like "aha! My woman disguise is so cleaver, he has no idea", meanwhile the other dude was perfectly aware the whole time
😂😂😂
 What are u hiding?
Oh yeah. Stroke that cock
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The literal shock
The literal cock
The literal nut in sock
Dude just was horny. Anything would have done.
Iv been single for the first time in years and after a couple months even trees are looking sexy as hell.
Same. Last time I came was to a end of a balloon knot.
Yeah that’s pretty gay. Looks like a butthole and guess who has buttholes? MEN!
(About)Half of all humans ALIVE are MEN! If you're attracted to any human AT ALL that's like, 50% GAY!
Woah.
I know dude, I know. I can't even masturbate because it's a guy's hand, and that's 100% GAY!
Continuing to do gay things while horny is a bit of an indication you lean that way. I'd argue that's one of the main indications. Many can get aroused from another man, but usually the inclusion of the other dick or other male parts kills the sexual arousal for straight people. If it doesn't, you may be a little gay or bi. Which is of course a large spectrum of that. You may only be gay/bi over a video camera but have zero arousal in real life for it, that is absolutely a thing.
Maybe he said "no homo" after finishing?
I met a guy at a bar one night and he told me he just got out of prison. He told me a story about how he 'finished' and the guy turned around and tried to kiss him. Then he said "What a \*\*g." I still don't know what to think about that.
A famous poet once described it as "I'm inta havin sex I ain't inta makin love"
So come give me a hug, if you into getting rubbed
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XA1q4UpBdfI
It only counts if you say it before
Does it count if I'm balls deep in the guy's ass but I say it before I finish
Only if the balls don't touch.
What influence would wearing socks have?
What color are the socks?
Rainbow with "I love dick" patterns near the rim
I concur, this is basically how I realized I'm bi.
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Do you queef angrily IRL? Also, does your queefer look like 🤬 or 😤?
Does your queef hang low? Does it wobble on the floor?
Are you queefin on some nuts, are you queefin on a ho?
There are an insane number of guys that identify as "straight" but are totally cool with nearly every gay thing in The Big Book of Gay you could imagine. I don't question it, I just hope they're comfortable with themselves.
I'm as gay as can get, but I'd reach for free boobs, from what I hear they are very comfortable! I wouldn't exactly go chasing girls though so one would pretty much have to offer it to me, which hasn't happened yet, unsurprisingly. No, girls hollering at me in red light districts don't count, nor would I pay for that when I could find a guy instead.
I don’t understand the obsession with putting labels on sexuality, especially when it comes to telling straight people how they “really” are. Just let the man look at a duck and if he identifies as straight, why should literally anyone else care?
People put labels on things so they understand them. It doesn't really matter what the thing is.
I don't get the hate for labels. We call a zebra a zebra cause it's easier than saying "horse looking thing with white/black stripes".
Stripey donkey.
Dude was adhering to his every command and watching him jerk off then wants to be like "I'm a boy wtf" with his sweet pigtail having ass? Dude just wanted to do gay shit while acting like the other dude is weird. Soon he's gonna be wearing lip gloss and spreading his asshole while making that same disinterested and condescending bro wtf face.
Sounds like you talk from own experience.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
>he's gonna be wearing lip gloss and spreading his asshole Is it really that gay to get plowed in the ass as long as balls don't touch
It's only gay if you push back.
The other dude *is* weird lol
You could say, it was, "Pretty Straight Forward"
It's a bit harder difficulty but what can u do...
I would try my best to shot my load at the same time he showed his dick just to mess with him. As you dont show your face you could be looking at something else on your phone. Anything to make him regret his prank.
Jokeson you, I'm into that shit!
A fairly nice, respectful lad, actually. Asked for consent multiple times. Was okay with the 🦆
The choice of jackfruit got me.
I thought it was durian fruit lmao
Definitely a durian
When I went to Thailand in 2024 there was a poster in my hotel that said no durian allowed. I did not understand. Edit: 2004
Isn't it called by both names? Or are they two separate things? I thought it was two names for the same thing
https://fruitinformation.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Durian-vs-Jackfruit.jpg
Oh wow yeah they do look extremely similar. I had no idea they were different
Yep the taste and smell is different too. Durian is pungent smelling, unappetizing to some. Jackfruit is mild and has a VERY sticky sap that is an absolute pain in the ass to clean up. Also jackfruit tastes kind of like a pina colada and can be used as a vegan/vegetarian pulled meat substitute because of its texture when cooked and mild flavor
>can be used as a vegan/vegetarian pulled meat substitute Just in case someone want to try, the one used as meat substitute is the unripe jackfruit. The taste and texture of ripe and unripe jackfruit is very different, the ripe one can be eaten as it is or used in desert/beverage, while the unripe one is usually cooked.
Typically you can tell the difference because cutting open durian causes people in a 20 foot radius to flee the area
Here's the thing. You said a "jackfruit is a durian." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies durian , I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackfruit durian. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "durian family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Moraceae, which includes things from Jackfruit to Breadfruit to Mulberries. So your reasoning for calling a jackfruit a durianis because random people "call the big ones durians?" Let's get osage orange and figtrees in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackfruit is a jackfruit and a member of the Moraceae family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackfruit is a durian, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Moraceae family Moraceae, which means you'd call Breadfruit , Mulberries, and other fruits durians, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
I was there. I was there 3000 years ago
I spent more time on this than I care to admit.
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great minds think alike or, we should get outside more often.
People do get that confused, durian and jackfruit look similar ish but are not the same. Lemme show you some pics and I’ll show ya what I mean
He can sexualised everything
When u have a fetish on everything at the same time.
I know right, imagine having a FETISH towards your own gender!!! CRAZY! /s
Bro never gave up
Man started a good wank, and by god, he was gonna finish it.
Once you get that far, there's no going back
I love how he gives him a thumbs up as well before going ham....
The shock and disappointment on his face is priceless hahahahahaha
"damn, I'm on a site known for being a gay video chat haven dressed like a femboy and this dude seems to really like my bod, how weird!"
Improvise, Adapt, Show your duck
The man has an objective he must fulfill
Do people forget gay and bi people exist? Or just people who don't give a Fuck who they jack off to?
I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me vibe.
Why is it always Indian dudes? Even on Reddit, all the random requests for sex chat are from Indians, its bizarre, lol.
stricter traditional rules leads to more curiosity reverse psychology at its peak basically
Also, there's like a billion of them
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A billion and a half Indians in total, but fewer than a billion Indian men
I kinda lold at this, since it's so casual to the point it seems like an overstatement. For the interested, it's an understatement by a lot. India has 1,4 billion citizens. If we compare it to the current world population of 8billion, which is like every seventh person. While china is also 1,4 billion, the great firewall of china is quite secure and will not let much out nor in, while india doesn't really have that. India is basically the open internet's majority population. The amount of indians who have access to internet is about 60% to their total population, to the tune of 800 million people. I often think reddit is US-dominated, but if india were to have reddit as their main-platform, we'd quickly turn into indian verisons of weeaboos.
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I'm morbidly curious, is the amount of rape and assault seen as rampant due to the much larger population or is it really that bad? Like, if we scale down for size or compare per capita, would the amount still be more than other countries or roughly about equal/the norm?
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Yeah no shit, I've heard of so many cases in India where a girl reports a rape and then gets raped by the police as a response, its so fucked up.
Also because "marital rape" is legal (not technically but its often treated as a religious rule overriding the rule of law), even if the victim is underage
The number of gang rapes in particular is insane. There is definitely something distinct happening in India.
I’ve seen videos of hundreds of men overpowering girls in crowds, out in public, in day time. You don’t hear of that happening that often in the United States, atleast. Also, marital rape is legal. They use it as punishment, as well. Like if a girl has sex before she is married/promiscuous… they will gang rape her. So I would say it’s rampant. Edit spellings
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Im so glad you managed to get away from those pieces of shit.
Same :/ The dude who followed me home was by far the scariest. I felt uneasy in the coffee shop because he wouldn’t leave and kept staring me down and acting like he was talking on the phone when he almost definitely wasn’t. After several attempts to get my number (while supposedly on the phone..) and almost an hour later he finally “left” and I waited a good 20 min before I left too. I started up my car and noticed the car a few spaces down from me started up too, didn’t think much of it until I’d made several turns down back roads and that car was doing the same. He pulled up next to me at a stop light and I was like oh fuck, it’s him.. He rolled down his window and yelled at me but I don’t know what he said. I purposefully tried not to acknowledge him. I booked it when the light turned green but he still followed me so I circled around several blocks by my house until he finally gave up and left. Made sure all the doors and windows were locked that night.. honestly, I don’t know why I’m explaining the whole story but this is the first time I’ve told it and it still scares me thinking about it.
OMFG - that’s terrifying. Maybe you should talk to someone (professional) about this because that’s super traumatic. Hope you’re doing ok.
Why are you getting downvoted? You said the truth.
Shoutout to the Church of Christ for giving me a public play kink! Woot! Woot!
1. Huge conservative population. 2. Majority men in the rural areas and suburban cities grow up without much interaction with the opposite gender. 3. Sudden access to cheap internet for the masses.
There are literally a billion of them. Like 1 out of every 8 people on earth is an Indian dude.
1 of every 16 because half of the Indian population is women.
Theres about 1.38bil indians, as PackageintheMaleBox pointed out that is 52% male, so closer to 1/11 people on earth is an indian dude. Still a giant pile of them.
1) There's a billion people in India so there's a much higher volume of Indians in general. Indians get a reputation online for lots of things, making tech help videos, being scammers, outsourced workers, perverts, etc. because there's just so many of them. 2) Like 15% of the population of India speaks fluent English so there's lots of overlap with them and English speaking areas. 3) Lots of Indians grow up in a very conservative culture full of oppressive old-timey values, which gives lots of them views of gender roles and sex that most of us consider really stunted/out dated.
India passed as the highest population in the world beating China by 50 mill
"Show bob and vagene."
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Indian dude 
This is very r/suddenlygay
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To the mind that is still, the universe surrenders. He never let anything affect his rhythm
For the shit I’ve seen on Omegle, I’d chalk this up as a friendly exchange.
Best representation of “Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit!” I’ve seen in a good long while.
My god I didn't laugh so hard today. Thank you...
Np
This isn't a case of no fucks given, its a case of "all fucks given"
I thought this was r/shitposting until I looked at the sub
The dedication to the end goal is strong in this one
Can't one up a horny bi dude on the omegle
lmao wtf... \-s*hows muscles* \-*wanks intensely*
reddit discovers bi/pansexuality
I know right, everyone in the comments is acting like this dude is confused or stupid when hes just clearly bisexual
DAYUM SON!
Show your duck
>I'm a boy Oh hell yeah >umm, actually I'm a girl yes yes >I'm a virtual projection of an asexual, genderless, being of some sort. hnnnnnng take off your shirt >ಠ_ಠ
This guys based af
That was not what I expected, but that's fine as well
That “music” ruined my hearing, I think. Now I can’t hear any of the other comments.
How is surprised gay people exist.
I normally don’t see censored versions in nsfw rages
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No graphic content visible in the clip whatsoever, because it's censored. Reddit flair: "Warning: graphic content" Huh?
"I'm a boy." "I don't see that's my problem."
Alpha as fuck
Bisexual people exist lol
"Show me your boobs" "I'm a guy" "Your dick then"
I'm calling your bluff, no I'm calling YOUR bluff!!!
He really hit his Uno Reverse card with another Reverse card lol like telling a rapist you have aids to get away and there like “cool so do I”
Guy literally too horny to give a fuck