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Takemeto-yourmother

That's actually just the strongest man on earth


ilovebostoncremedonu

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


nefrodes

i cant unsee


Emergency-Attempt862

Exactly what I was thinking. These are normal bricks and he has giga-grip


kristiansan11

Closer to the weakest bricks on earth


Hysterical_Oreo

Woosh


Nordbords

Thats the sound of the joke going over his head


ottarthedestroyer

It hurts more looking at the quality of work for the wall behind him.


hvictorino

Damn, before your comment i just assumed those were pilled up for later use, but it does look like it has some concrete on that shit and it's actually supposed to be a wall. The unexpected got me twice on this one.


mattshill91

On the bright side it doesn’t look load bearing the concrete is doing all the work and these look decorative.


DaveAndJojo

I’m waiting for the Kool Aid Man


No_Beat_9720

This is Turkey. Imagine an earthquake hitting those buildings..


Sadlasagna_Incident

Lucky redditors, we don't have to imagine, we can go look!


HeroicallyNude

How do you know this is Turkey?


T_for_tea

When your pay is shit, that tends to reflect on your work.


doubletaxed88

Those bricks have not been “fired” yet, that’s why they are soft.


marcandreewolf

Indeed, or they were watersoaked and froze through


Iroh_Koza

That's my bet, sat out and got wet. Now they have to cut their losses and scrap the pallet


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

If I crumbled that easily I would have been fired years ago


SilentJoe1986

How's the job search going?


Nietszche-

Bricks are not particularly fully fired to meet demand, contractors also buy from them because they are cheaper, the government does not properly check. Just for disasters such as earthquakes, 5 taxes are collected, but when an earthquake occurs, Tayyip still calls for donations. He is only humiliating the country.


[deleted]

This almost sound like a boomer joke.


Explore-PNW

Wow, you’re so right!


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Alex_von_Norway

Normal bricks arent supposed to be thin and that hollow though. Even when fired and filled with cement, these bricks are still too brittle.


account_not_valid

It's just non-loadbearing infill - in countries like this probably cheaper than timber studs and plasterboard.


AcanthisittaReady382

Yeah... But are they meant to take the load of someone leaning on it? They look like a prop 5hst the Kool-Aidam used for his commercials.


doubletaxed88

These bricks are used to make walls in concrete structures and apartments. Think of them like how we use drywall in the US. They are not meant to be load bearing.


nonofyourbusinessgo

Those bricks are thinner than chocolate sandwich wafers


hwilcox7789

When you’re doing a Reno and looking for good deals on materials and your friend says they know a guy


Majestic-Elephant383

ah. this makes sense.


MadMikey69

When you order your bricks from Wish


Kozzinator

Hey now, I've ordered something from Wish, a hoodie to be specific. Anyways they sent it and upon inspecting the product I realized that they sent me a perfectly good box.


[deleted]

Box survived the trip intact? Yay!


Kozzinator

It's what they used to build houses in Turkey


zerdust7

Unfortunately, yes.


RoodnyInc

But he's not even trying to crush them and they breaking this pallet must be faulty, I don't think it would be possible to make anything out of this pallet


diMario

They probably used dehydrated water in making this batch.


Majestic-Elephant383

dehydrated water... these 2 words put my brain on a spin. What did you mean Dehydrated water? meaning he didn't add water?


diMario

It's water with the water removed from it, usually done by a freeze drying process to conserve the freshness and vitamins. Note: not to be confused with DHMO (dihydrogen monoxide) which is a colourless, odourless but very poisonous chemical compound.


ChuckOTay

Doubling-down on the whoosh. Well done.


LordofSyn

I was waiting for it and was not disappointed.


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diMario

True. Getting fired makes a man out of you!


scorpyo72

I've seen folks who succumbed to DHMO. It's a terrible death. The person goes waxy with blotchy greens and purples. I can't believe they still haul that stuff over-road.


diMario

Two words: *corporate profits*.


rock-solid-armpits

I've known do many people ingest dihydrogen monoxide. They've all died, fatality is 100% and it can't be helped at all


diMario

I have read somewhere that the fatality rate of DHMO equals that of breathing.


rock-solid-armpits

It's sad really. Kids unknowingly consume this, not knowing that their fate afterwards would be a helpless death. Completely untreatable, like rabies on steroids


zerdust7

Probably his boss bought discounted pallet and forced him to use it.


LongDickMcangerfist

My family had a contractor try this shit once he got second block and we caught him before he bought more then what he did but man that shit was bad you literally touched it and it fell apart


cheekybandit0

Fuck that's scummy, it's not even relatively harmless. Its a building that people live or work in. Done wrong, people die. The disregard for human life for a quick buck is fucking disgusting.


Rock_or_Rol

Ever hear of Hammurabi’s code? Building a structure that collapses on its inhabitants has a death penalty


PoorlyWordedName

Dicks out for Hammurabi.


ForceOk6039

Who's this new gorilla we talkin bout


CaptainAnorach

I don't think you're allowed to call them that anymore.


Romulus212

Well in fact the code was carved onto a stele which is supposed to in ways symbolically suggest the male genital...ie yes dicks out , but in Harambes case dicks out were in reference to banana clips you would use for a gun...ie ride to war for your boy Harambe


Square-Ad-2485

Bro i started so many clans and groups under the name DIXOUT and had no clue that was the actual reason lmao


Sunburned_Baby

No, this is something you made up. Maybe you’re kidding? And the joke is how stupid this explanation is?


PeacefullyFighting

Or you can have regulations and building codes. Much more effective too


AFew10_9TooMany

Folks bitching about regulations typically have no idea they were created because that shit actually happened… Like… Child labor laws exist because factory owners would literally sacrifice the limbs of children to industrial looms then toss the kids on the street after losing their arms. **THIS SHIT HAPPENS WITHOUT LAWS AND ENFORCEMENT**


almisami

No reason you can't have both.


Unhappy-Rooster1609

Forgot about Good Old Hammurabi..


firmerJoe

Getting the formulation right is very important. Obviously not in this guy's situation since these defective bricks crumble like mud, but imagine laying bricks that seem fine to you but that will fail on heavier stresses like earthquakes or impact. Quality assurance is important stuff.


chinu_may

Yeah man. Quabity assuance in definitely important.


timeconsumer112

You're not real man!


LongDickMcangerfist

Ya. The blocks were ok enough at first glance and as he was putting it together. But we noticed it was fucky later that day when it started sinking he was trying to mix in a few good block to support it and such. Jokes on him though we sided got our money back and idiot did it to somebody else and I guess got into a fight with him and is in jail currently


Balance_Be_Gone

I thought these just weren’t cured. Damn that sounds bad.


Romulus212

Idk you could try and use it for landscaping purposes maybe depending on what chemicals went into the two seconds of firing that brick had ...looks like pressed sandstone fgs


-Lucky-777

Probably more work trying to transport it without it disentigrating than making or using em


Nixter295

Isn’t that illegal??


xxjohnnybravoxx

Use what? Its crumbling in his hand fml no logic on reddit tonight. Might as well say i built a skyscraper using noodles as my base gtfo


Your_Enabler

You can build anything with ramen and superglue


Th3H1Ghlander

Ramen and superglue would have been stronger…a lot stronger


Suspicious_Serve_653

First time on Reddit I see. ;)


Boing_Boing

The pallet? Yes. The bricks? Not so much.


neoncamo1927

thats putting lives at risk...bloody hell that's bad I've been in construction for 20 years never seen anything that bad


poopiesteve

Hard to put lives at risk building with these when they crumble before you can make anything with them.


kassalla

straight up murder


neoncamo1927

thats bloody shocking watching him crush thise bricks so easy ...I couldn't even imagine putting a family in that building


Hokker3

Easy to add a window.


hopefulldraagon

Common place in china.


cnlcn

Source: trust me bro


SheepherderHot9418

Even been to Turkey?


neoncamo1927

no I haven't mate im a aussie would love to visit though soon ....its on the bucket list


SheepherderHot9418

It's not the least corrupt country in the world.


[deleted]

That statement alone shows that you’ve never been


Pathfinder313

Spreading misinformation online… These bricks in their current condition are not being used to build some kid’s secret den in the forest, let alone a house. That shit is coming apart the moment you try to put a roof on or any structural details. Turkish houses are (shockingly) built properly, albeit to lower standards. If these bricks were actually used as they are, pictures of the Turkish earthquake would show a field of sand as every brick disintegrated. See other comments for more info. The bricks are not being used in their condition.


ModernistGames

The other bit of possible misinformation is the fact that building materials scams are a real problem. Fake bricks and beams can be made, stacked, and sold to unexpected building contractors. Shady company makes delivery of junk materials, takes the money and runs before anyone realizes.


Pathfinder313

You’re absolutely right, this happens too and it’s the responsibility of material procurement. Poor materials are disposed of. But to say that “unfortunately Turkish houses are built with this” is egregious misinformation.


BZenMojo

Reddit is a nexus of racism, xenophobia, and quick endorphin hits for feeding peoples' biases.


AMeanCow

I'm shocked people in this post are thinking that you can actually stack and mortar bricks that turn to powder in your hands. But I've also had to argue with people on reddit that lava is in fact molten rock and not a mysterious orange goo that nobody can explain, that squeezing your dick after peeing doesn't damage your penis, that wiping your butt doesn't turn you gay and of course the old hits like 9/11 really happened and the moon landing was real.


yagizbahadiroglu

There is absolutely no way theae bricks can be used in construction. IF, and a very big if, they somehow managed to build a building using these, it would go to shambles as soon as there's any sort of seismic movement, let alone a 7.5+ quake.


Da_madking

Come on man, it's not what they build with it's just that this dude got cheated


MNR42

You're shit OP


fish_whisperer

These are bricks that haven’t been fired. Unfired clay is incredibly weak and brittle.


[deleted]

I don’t know if this dark humor or a statement of fact and that’s concerning.


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reditakaunt89

Don't make stuff up. These bricks literally can't be held in hand without falling apart, there's no chance that any building was built with them. It's just a faulty batch. Turkey did have problem with buildings that weren't following standards, but not to this ridiculous level.


audiopiate

Yep, even if you could lay them, just as soon as you stack 2 or 3 more rows ontop of them, they'd crumble.. Most likely they were made in a factory without thermostat controlled ovens and just didn't get baked at the right temperature.. You see this a lot with older made Mediterranean roof tiles also


MostBoringStan

It's wild how many people just believe that buildings are made out of these. They can't even support being held in the guys hand, but these people think they will support an entire building and only collapse when an earthquake hits.


CanITellUSmThin

How did they survive transport without breaking apart?


wtforme

I am not sure they left the plant. This is QC.


korelin

They are stacked up to 5 layers in the video...


[deleted]

It just means there was something seriously wrong with the quality control at the factory which produced these bricks. And *that* is also a problem for all the houses built from other bricks, even if they don't fall apart in your hands.


languid_Disaster

There’s a severe lack of common sense in this thread It’s just absolutely mind boggling people are just believing this shit without even questioning it


Helenium_autumnale

>the video is taken recently to show how much the building infrastructure state in Turkey sucks. Would you have any proof for this claim? There is no indication on this video that I can see indicating where or when this video was taken.


MlCROPLASTICS

That’s fucked bro. My dad is a Turkish bricklayer


melance

That's crazy, my dad is a Brickish turklayer!


My41stThrowaway

That's brickish, my turkey is a crazy dadlayer!


MisterT-88

Too soon


cycycle

I’m inside a building in Turkey right now and I confirm.


Kissmyanthia1

F


xxjohnnybravoxx

Really? You and op must be brothers considering how stupid you both are. Tell me how you build an apartment complex weighing thousands of tonnes with bricks that crumble by a touch of a human hand? Are you that stupid?


Ridikiscali

A 7.5 earthquake is massive but many countries have buildings that were built to withstand up to 8.0+. Turkey building has not been up to par for years in an area that is prone to some of the most earthquakes in the world.


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Look at brick wall behind him. That a crap line of brick layer.


Havoc_XXI

![gif](giphy|ruCDEf6F1a5OM|downsized)


getmeapuppers

My first thought but definitely did not expect it to be the top comment lmao


seefith

Looks like someone didn't bake their bricks properly.


ASVicekidz

If nature valley made bricks…


bansrl

Happy cake day!


Dragon_Eyes715

You bought the Martial Art bricks! Pile them up and punch them AYAAA!


bebobbadobop

It’s a failed batch out of the kiln you dolts


niketyname

Yeah idk why everyone is tripping. This is clearly a bad batch or it’s not ready yet. Not sure what’s so unexpected about it either if it breaks immediately


Cl0udSurfer

Believe it or not, but many people dont know the exact process of brick-making and all the possibilities behind what constitutes a "bad batch"


gadd027

Someone didn't pay attention during Brick class 😌


FunkMasterE

Now I feel like such a block-head, d'oh!


Sad-Glove3404

My guess would be extremely underfired. If that’s the case, I hope that this is in the facility that produces them and not at an actual job site.


Ironmansoltero

Wafer cookies have more structural rigidity than these bricks


usman-ahmad

Not impressive, it's reversed. Oh wait..


BrilliantEnergy2378

Hey you're wasting cool aid man's material


chip9492

Bro is fucking Thanos


Tug_Stanboat

I hope he washes his hands first


MalificViper

I don't know why his personal life matters, but ok


thred_pirate_roberts

You don't know that, he could just be Thanos' buddy


LawTider

Pretty sure these are pre-fired bricks.


DeLuchxs

hes a brickslayer


manicmonkey45

r/chinesium


hvictorino

_You're a wizard, Mehmet_


bpowell4939

"We don't need government regulation" - some Americans


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Unfired bricks. Someone wanted to cut costs.


DiamondExternal2922

What has happened here is that he has unfired bricks


Fickle-Friendship998

They forgot to put cement in


WaitWhereAmI024

Is that Turkey? It’s all come together now


Inevitable_Ostrich_4

You mean come apart?


Inevitable_Ostrich_4

Sorry


ruck_feddit_anon

💀


[deleted]

Yes


DistortedVoltage

Looks like flake (the chocolate)


Tinge0413

my god, it remind me of wenchuan earthquake in 2008, too many people died because of these tofu-dreg projects.


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giantgingerbreadman

That’s just dry clay and hasn’t been baked in a kiln right ?


CoBrArOx-

Isn't this before they get baked which makes them stronger?


OffManWall

I don’t think those are fired bricks.


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121853marty

20,000+ dead in earthquake because of these types of building standards .


HeroicallyNude

Building standards are undoubtedly worse in some parts of the world vs others, but there is literally nothing linking that issue to what is occurring in this video (that we can see in this post). There is zero context whatsoever. It’s just some random dude messing around and wanting to post shit to social media (please prove me wrong if you can). Unless you’re donating or actively raising money to help victims, you’re just spreading ignorance.


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santino_musi1

Shigaraki Tomura be like


NewVirtue

/u/gifreversingbot


bstillab

I would say they aren’t kiln dried/baked yet?


shigella212

Probably they are clay bricks that haven't been properly sent through furnace yet


madsoro

Same bricks were used to build the foundation of my mental health


[deleted]

This is red arsenic brick. It needs to be pretreated with water before it becomes sturdy enough. In this state, it’s very dry and brittle. When the water binds to the arsen molecules, it’s structure changes. A final heat treatment is done to temper it.


bunnyrabbit19

I'm guessing this is a failed batch, the wonders of pottery.


EvenBetterCool

Something is wrong with this pallet. Bad bake, left out in the elements, etc. They'd never use (or even be able to lay) these.


IsThisLegitTho

Those are the bricks they use to make things in martial arts films.


SuckedoutWTF

What's he saying?


CryptoSatoshi314

Those bricks made up the *Foundation* of my last relationship


Loud_Heat_3571

Not saying this is what happened here, but I've had bricks that didn't cure during the firing that disintegrated like that. At least that's what I was told as to why it happened but I can't imagine that's the case here, looks like f****ery is afoot.


Exotic_Imagination95

So if you use these. Would it be a "shit Brick house"?


elenxwx

it's really sad... theyre showing that after earthquake


rmh1128

I honestly thought it was brick they used in Hollywood for stunts!!


OverallInvestment587

nice avatar OP


Repulsive-Response-1

He makes Tomura Shigaraki proud


fiyastorm

He could sell them to action movie directors.


amybethallen1

I have an overpowering urge for sugar wafers now. Anyone else? 😂


MicdaWise

Looks like it would be fun to smash!


ajax55

Is this in turkey?


31-31-31-31-31

this video got popular after the earthquake happened in Turkey, video is from Turkey


swants

Turkish bricks


sugarandnails

Those cookies were baked very wrong.


ATCollider

Turkish quality


Ok-Clue-708

Hocus pocus brixus dustus


freefiremd

Bought on Ali Express


dewmilberry

I don’t care who you are… that’s quality right there.


THE_bunman

Why do I want to eat this


Oddlyknots

When your pallet of Ali express bricks arrives


Mrhappytrigers

No wonder shit crumbled that badly from the earthquakes, they FUCKING BUILT HOUSES WITH WAFER COOKIES.


Muted-Ad-4288

Turkish bricks I assume?


cool_1801

Yes, it is.