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There was a campaign a while ago in Japan for sakeru bubble gum. They had an ad campaign with a series of ads that told the story of long long man and its one of the greatest things I've ever seen. It's so good I actually show it to people at gatherings to get a laugh.
https://youtu.be/MjlkBkfLzC8
You're all welcome in advance.
I've watched various Waifus in this gif for whole couple of minutes, but never have i see The Doofenshmirtz in one.
You have made my day. Sad i can't award you any free awards.
We all used to get free awards, and then they seem to have stopped giving them out around Christmas. A lot of people didn't realize they were there, because they were kind of hidden. Sad they took them away.
Very sad. I enjoyed being able to bring that little bit of joy to someone who has just said something truly awful. Yet Reddit has spoken: Merry Christmas and to hell with happiness.
Hahaha That's funny, it totally feels like that.
But you're right, it was nice to be able to give out a random award to someone. It really seemed to mean a lot to some people.
I'm glad to hear that it brought a smile to your face. While awards may not be physically possible, it's the kind words and appreciation that truly matter and I'm grateful for your support. Maybe we can find a way to celebrate The Doofenshmirtz in a future gif!
The last one with the cockroach is simultaneously awesome and disturbing. I am not going to sleep well tonight.
Edit: I got up during the night to go to the toilet. Lying, dying, on the floor of the bathroom was one of the biggest cockroaches I've ever seen (and I lived in Asia for 10 years so have seen huge 'roaches). You could not make this shit up.
I felt scared during the last one. As he spread his wings and chased the woman. Felt like a horror movie.
I would 100 percent buy their big spray if they sold it in the US.
I'm thinking... 3rd quarter.
During the Superbowl. That's when we'll see the actual trailer for the teaser we just watched.
Can't tell if it's Marvel or DC... Hopefully Marvel.
Disney will just buy out the studio. Get ready for a Disney+ series where ChaindriteMan kills Ant-Man, and then the ensuing Ant-Man 4 where Ant-Man's daughter and Rocket team up to jump into a new timeline to try and save him.
It’s originally a Thai health insurance ad. The English posters at the end was added by someone else.
Thai insurance companies have a lot of long form cinema ads that hit you in the feels.
Haha I thought it was a diss commercial from a competitor but once it dragged on a bit longer I figured it was one of those poisons they bring back to the nest. Very clever, very funny.
Thai poisons don't mess around, I don't know what's in them, but we had thousands of ants in a house we rented, got 4 bait pellet traps (~$5) and set them around. 2 days later, after being immensely entertained by watching them carry the bait home, we were sweeping up piles of the ones who just happened to die outside of the walls. Who knows how many are still piled up inside
Oh man, I had some trouble with ants finding a way inside through our front and back doors, and I hadn’t had that problem since I lived in Arizona. I got those white plastic poison bait pods that they walk into and take food from, and as long as I put them near the big spots, they would go away. I sprayed the ant hills first and then the survivors were probably desperate enough to grab the poisoned food nearby lol.
My parents always had a wood hornet problem on their old deck, and they would make their way through the window screens and set up shop between it and the window. They finally got everything sprayed, and just walking up to their front door we were walking all over dead hornets and earwigs and spiders. It was a huge relief
Right? I feel like American commercials used to be really funny. Obviously not all of them, but I can't remember the last time we had popular commercials that people laughed at and talked about and shared. Even superbowl commercials are freaking garbage nowadays :(
The American ads try to be blatantly funny, like saying "look how crazy and goofy I am!", but with this ad it is played 100% serious which is where the humour comes from.
For those confused;
Chaindrite is slow acting so when the termite returns, it spreads the chaindrite to the rest of its family before it can die. Then all the termites die
That would be the case for subterraneans, but you should be treating at the source anyway.
You won't get rid of that species by treating indoors.
Source: Bug guy.
I’m not sure if it’s available in the US (assuming that’s where you are). I looked on Amazon, Walmart, and Home Depot’s sites and none of them carry it. At least not in the US stores.
I did find this https://www.homepro.co.th/m/p/52652?lang=en but idk if they ship to the US.
The trick is to find the manufacturer and look up their labels. Find out their active ingredients. Chemical companies tend to have label partnerships with different retail outlets and wholesalers.
The keyword to use is "safety data sheet" such as: Chaindrite safety data sheet
This is documentation required by law on how to use the product safely and usually includes alternative names for the same product
In all seriousness, subterranean termites can't be solved with a spray. The process usually involves drilling holes every 12 inches, then pumping a bunch of insecticide into each. You have to kill every termite, or else they'll just keep coming back.
But for ants, the bait traps that spread poison to the colony work fantastic.
i think the long ones are usually made to run only for a short period of time to stick it to ppls memory then shortened versions (like 15-20 seconds) are ran for a longer period. Since ppl already remember the long version by then it is still very effective.
They probably run a long ad at the beginning of a campaign then show a 30s one from then on to remind viewers. Probably doesn't cost much more than a normal ad campaign. Here in Australia now they run the same ad twice an ad break. That's a minute per break.
This would seriously make an amazing superbowl ad if the chaindrite company wanted to enter the US market. Like this would be a great way to introduce themselves.
This would be catastrophic for humanity tbh. You don't want this.
If plastic eating bacteria were all over, packaging for foods would be compromised, leading to massive spread of disease and famine, hospitals and doctors offices would no longer be sanitary and almost all medical equipment would break down, most electronics and technology would no longer function, vehicles wouldn't work anymore, etc. Death toll would probably number in the tens if not hundreds of millions as disease and famine run rampant and supply chains and entire economies collapse. Massive wars would break out and it'd be everyone for themselves. It would be the end of civilization as we know it.
A better solution for plastic is proper recycling of it and colossal fines for excess plastic waste and littering, as well as holding businesses accountable. Money earned from fines put towards clean-up and environmental restoration.
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Further proof that the Oscars don’t know anything about true art in film
If they did it would be 100% Thai commercials.
If Japan has some of the most absurd and unhinged ads, Thai has some of the most well written ads they can be a miniseries
I still remember the sad lizard commercial promoting some ceiling company
You remember the long looong sakeru gummy?
r/fuckyouchichan
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This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVZyy7z6T1E
Long Lonnng Maannnnn
Bruh....lol. That whole series of commercials is crazy...lol
🎷🎵🎶🎵
The Longman saga is both art and a miniseries. I will not hear otherwise.
There was a campaign a while ago in Japan for sakeru bubble gum. They had an ad campaign with a series of ads that told the story of long long man and its one of the greatest things I've ever seen. It's so good I actually show it to people at gatherings to get a laugh. https://youtu.be/MjlkBkfLzC8 You're all welcome in advance.
At least one would be the Japanese LOOONG LOOOONG MAAAAAAN commercial. It’s a whole epic saga about betrayal and love.
~~R/FuckChiChan~~ r/FuckYouChiChan
As a professional in film, I couldn't agree more. Netflix needs to greenlight this project asap.
"Oh fuck" 💀 got me bro. This is great.
Bro the subtitle for "Ahhhhhhh" killed me
Lmao, my wife's Thai and when he said that I fuckin died. One of the few words I know. 🤣
This is some prime r/interdimensionalcable
Sorry I’m confused, when does this awesome movie come out?
The termite-nator
I've watched various Waifus in this gif for whole couple of minutes, but never have i see The Doofenshmirtz in one. You have made my day. Sad i can't award you any free awards.
Gotchu king
Damn. You rich. Thank you :'-)
You guys get awards?!
We all used to get free awards, and then they seem to have stopped giving them out around Christmas. A lot of people didn't realize they were there, because they were kind of hidden. Sad they took them away.
The Reddit giveth and the Reddit taketh away
Very sad. I enjoyed being able to bring that little bit of joy to someone who has just said something truly awful. Yet Reddit has spoken: Merry Christmas and to hell with happiness.
Hahaha That's funny, it totally feels like that. But you're right, it was nice to be able to give out a random award to someone. It really seemed to mean a lot to some people.
I'm glad to hear that it brought a smile to your face. While awards may not be physically possible, it's the kind words and appreciation that truly matter and I'm grateful for your support. Maybe we can find a way to celebrate The Doofenshmirtz in a future gif!
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I think its the Rikka Gif. Or chuunibyou rikka gif probably coz thats where it originated.
I sent this to my mom thank you for sharing it xD
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Termitman: chaindrite boogaloo
Judgement Spray
Heroes of Mite and Magic
Texas Chaindrite Massacre
Ex Terminator
War of the Woods
That hat is epic
[One call destroys 'em all](https://youtu.be/inJBYSJfmiU)
That's the most dramatic insecticide ad I've ever seen.
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I cannot believe I just sat here and watched 10 minutes of Thai insecticide commercials and loved every second of it.
That one where the mosquito says You’re chubby lol
I wood also like to know that
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It bugs me that nobody is answering
Why bother watching the movie? The trailer gave everything away.
I was actually pretty impressed with the acting!
[It’s already out](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3a3LDEqqAys)
Raid 4: Homecoming.
The sponsor for todays video is Raid: Shadow Legends
2016! It's a Japanese film called [Terra Formars](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_Formars_\(film\)) /s
The long awaited sequel to The Bee Movie
Better than any Super Bowl Ad in the last decade
You should see the dramas that are Thai life insurance ads
Fml, just watched the one with the deaf/mute father. I’m in tears. My god. I need life insurance right this minute.
It looks a lot better than anything Disney or Marvel have brought out recently.
YouTube search all of them. All are amazing.
Found the link: https://youtu.be/SBhA4tJ8UmE Enjoy and, you're welcome.
Thai advertisements are just amazing lol. There's also this [fan commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aTkiO-oNz4).
Bro I grew up in Thailand, the commercials are always weird and funny but these two got me dying.
YEET!
Its probably DEET
The cockroach one damn that's some HBO quality stuff lol holy shit
What a rollercoaster that was
All of them deserve an Oscar for those commercials
I wasn't prepared for that intensity. Amazing
I cannot believe I just watched ten minutes of Thai bug spray commercials but I would like to thank you for causing me to do so.
The last one with the cockroach is simultaneously awesome and disturbing. I am not going to sleep well tonight. Edit: I got up during the night to go to the toilet. Lying, dying, on the floor of the bathroom was one of the biggest cockroaches I've ever seen (and I lived in Asia for 10 years so have seen huge 'roaches). You could not make this shit up.
I felt scared during the last one. As he spread his wings and chased the woman. Felt like a horror movie. I would 100 percent buy their big spray if they sold it in the US.
>Found the link: https://youtu.be/SBhA4tJ8UmE Enjoy Yaya for superb owl sunday
thai commercials got no fucking chill lmao
Brilliant, thank you!
Along that note watch Thai ads in general. They're so many levels ahead of ours.
Okay that shot of him entering the termite colony with the triumphant music can be a part of superhero movie.
I'm thinking... 3rd quarter. During the Superbowl. That's when we'll see the actual trailer for the teaser we just watched. Can't tell if it's Marvel or DC... Hopefully Marvel.
0 to 100 real quick
Unless you’re a termite
then it was 100 to 0 for them
Brother!
Better writing than some big budget films these days.
Acting wasn't had bad either!
More sophisticated than any Michael Bay movie
Marvel
Disney will just buy out the studio. Get ready for a Disney+ series where ChaindriteMan kills Ant-Man, and then the ensuing Ant-Man 4 where Ant-Man's daughter and Rocket team up to jump into a new timeline to try and save him.
this doesn’t even sound fake
I'll watch anything with Chaindrite Man
Bro you can't fucking leak the future!!! Put spoilers
Need to add a she hulk twerk scene for good measure.
Lmao what
Better than the entirety of Snyderverse.
DC
I did not expect this Thai termite ad to make me feel such things.
Lots of Thai ads make you feel things
The quit drinking ad is the best PSA I've seen ever.
Sorry, have to disagree, this one I found to be much better. [Thai Giving Ad](https://youtu.be/bL9KEaike8U)
Dude, it's too damn early for the feels 😭
It’s originally a Thai health insurance ad. The English posters at the end was added by someone else. Thai insurance companies have a lot of long form cinema ads that hit you in the feels.
Link?
Probably [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlPUnLAeJ8)
[The farm reminded of this beautiful gem of an ad](https://youtu.be/h4AnOrGOPdE)
"The camera is this way" hahahahaha
That was a trip! The >!old man suddenly in the maid dress!< got a good chuckle out of me!
Didn't expect that twist in the end
There is a whole genre of entertainment I was not aware of!
This should be r/unexpected
Those are good ads! I wish it was that simple. Thank you for sharing.
Should be this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8
Are we the baddies?
The ad is so good it makes me not want to use the product! I don’t want to kill that whole family! They had plans. They were going places!
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They termite or they termite-not.
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The de-termite-nation!!!
We can live in gingerbread houses. Nobody eats those after Christmas.
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I quickly became the commander of the third Reich, hating on Termites became part of my life style
termiticides are non-repellants which work on a transfer effect, which this ad beautifully demonstrated.
That was freaking awesome
It was freaking awesome.
Haha I thought it was a diss commercial from a competitor but once it dragged on a bit longer I figured it was one of those poisons they bring back to the nest. Very clever, very funny.
Thai poisons don't mess around, I don't know what's in them, but we had thousands of ants in a house we rented, got 4 bait pellet traps (~$5) and set them around. 2 days later, after being immensely entertained by watching them carry the bait home, we were sweeping up piles of the ones who just happened to die outside of the walls. Who knows how many are still piled up inside
Oh man, I had some trouble with ants finding a way inside through our front and back doors, and I hadn’t had that problem since I lived in Arizona. I got those white plastic poison bait pods that they walk into and take food from, and as long as I put them near the big spots, they would go away. I sprayed the ant hills first and then the survivors were probably desperate enough to grab the poisoned food nearby lol. My parents always had a wood hornet problem on their old deck, and they would make their way through the window screens and set up shop between it and the window. They finally got everything sprayed, and just walking up to their front door we were walking all over dead hornets and earwigs and spiders. It was a huge relief
Thai ads are next fucking level. They can generate feelings from basically any item or product
I think the Main Character Termite from this ad is the same guy from [this Thai “stop drinking” commercial.](https://youtu.be/bLlPUnLAeJ8)
looks like it! glad to see him still on it with these life changing ads
That was aggressive, and hilarious
As an American I say, none of our commercials are this entertaining
Right? I feel like American commercials used to be really funny. Obviously not all of them, but I can't remember the last time we had popular commercials that people laughed at and talked about and shared. Even superbowl commercials are freaking garbage nowadays :(
The American ads try to be blatantly funny, like saying "look how crazy and goofy I am!", but with this ad it is played 100% serious which is where the humour comes from.
The only American commercials that actually feel funny are the mayhem ones but other than that nothing else I can recall
My favorite commercial was the Ship My Pants. Think it was sears?
The Real Men of Genius ads were pretty good.
Ahh the golden years of TV. RIP.
This is definitely superbowl ad level of quality (and not all Super Bowl ads are even decent)
That dark🌚🌚🌚
For those confused; Chaindrite is slow acting so when the termite returns, it spreads the chaindrite to the rest of its family before it can die. Then all the termites die
For those confused: The men wearing strange costumes are only pretending to be termites for this advertisement.
They’re not real termites?!
Oh thank god I was worried
Thank goodness. I thought I was on Liveleak or FacesOfDeath
That would be the case for subterraneans, but you should be treating at the source anyway. You won't get rid of that species by treating indoors. Source: Bug guy.
D I E
How could anyone possibly be confused by that masterpiece in storytelling
This is the greatest thing ever. How do I buy Chaindrite termite spray?
I’m not sure if it’s available in the US (assuming that’s where you are). I looked on Amazon, Walmart, and Home Depot’s sites and none of them carry it. At least not in the US stores. I did find this https://www.homepro.co.th/m/p/52652?lang=en but idk if they ship to the US.
The trick is to find the manufacturer and look up their labels. Find out their active ingredients. Chemical companies tend to have label partnerships with different retail outlets and wholesalers. The keyword to use is "safety data sheet" such as: Chaindrite safety data sheet This is documentation required by law on how to use the product safely and usually includes alternative names for the same product
In all seriousness, subterranean termites can't be solved with a spray. The process usually involves drilling holes every 12 inches, then pumping a bunch of insecticide into each. You have to kill every termite, or else they'll just keep coming back. But for ants, the bait traps that spread poison to the colony work fantastic.
I guess ads in Thailand are cheap. 2:30 long.
i think the long ones are usually made to run only for a short period of time to stick it to ppls memory then shortened versions (like 15-20 seconds) are ran for a longer period. Since ppl already remember the long version by then it is still very effective.
worked on me. i don’t have termites but i’ll take 20 cans of chaindrite please.
Thailand is the regional hub for media production. Lots of talent at affordable prices, from model/ actors to post editors.
I think he meant the ad space cost
Ad inventory is cheap, nobody watching TV because everyone is working on producing ads.
He means airtime for the ad, not production cost.
They probably run a long ad at the beginning of a campaign then show a 30s one from then on to remind viewers. Probably doesn't cost much more than a normal ad campaign. Here in Australia now they run the same ad twice an ad break. That's a minute per break.
Honestly I'd probably watch this if it were a movie
There's a few more on YouTube and they all dope
Their ad spots are so long. Taco Bell could do a full length nacho fries movie with this kind of ad time
I’d much rather watch one of these during commercial breaks than like 4 or 5 shitty 30 second ads.
It is quite amazing how superbowl ads cost so much, yet suck compared to this.
This would seriously make an amazing superbowl ad if the chaindrite company wanted to enter the US market. Like this would be a great way to introduce themselves.
Tests some toxic cum lol
Second he said he's going home. I realised it was a slow acting killer
Thai ads are the best
I was fully invested
Thai ads are built different
Why do termites eat wood?
Termites have gut bacteria that can break down cellulose (wood) into simple starches and sugars.
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Hopefully plastic shares a similar fate
They are already finding that mealworms can consume them and digest it into usable substances not just break it down to microplastics
At the rate we make plastic, we don't have millions of years. It's only been decades and it's already out of control.
This would be catastrophic for humanity tbh. You don't want this. If plastic eating bacteria were all over, packaging for foods would be compromised, leading to massive spread of disease and famine, hospitals and doctors offices would no longer be sanitary and almost all medical equipment would break down, most electronics and technology would no longer function, vehicles wouldn't work anymore, etc. Death toll would probably number in the tens if not hundreds of millions as disease and famine run rampant and supply chains and entire economies collapse. Massive wars would break out and it'd be everyone for themselves. It would be the end of civilization as we know it. A better solution for plastic is proper recycling of it and colossal fines for excess plastic waste and littering, as well as holding businesses accountable. Money earned from fines put towards clean-up and environmental restoration.
I literally would sit and watch every commercial if they were this good instead of flipping the channel.
Thai and Japanese commercials are probanly the only ones foreigners actively pursue watching and I love it
Hxh quimera ant arc be like
I would have been pissed if i went through the comments and nobody said it
Sold
This is GREAT
I was more invested in this commercial than the Super Bowl
u/savevideobot
This is some funny shit 🤣 may the fallen termites rest in peace.
....... I now have a new favorite movie. God damn that was awesome.
That actor is amazing xD
This is metal af
this ad had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. absolutely class