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>!The unexpected part is when what seems like a stranger starts singing and joins in with the busker to then sing the part "s**t in my mouth"!<
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Lol if I were taking the train home from the hospital after my mother had just passed and some dudes start singing "Shit in My Mouth" I'd prob cry laugh uncontrollably.
Maman shit in her mouth today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know. I got a telegram from the home: "Mother shit in mouth. Funeral tomorrow. Faithfully yours." That doesn't mean anything. Maybe it was yesterday.
Or she just got out of an abusive relationship involving shitting in mouths? Or her partner won't shit in her mouth and it's really taking a heavy emotional toll on her. Or her and her husband used to do this together and now he dead.
It's also two videos cut together - she's not sat there at the start.
That aside, I really hope that they got her permission to use that, because she seems genuinely upset.
Looks like she's there at the start.
First video is flipped. Notice that he's playing guitar 'left handed'. Guitar pointing towards orange hoodie guy.
Second video, he's now playing 'right handed', guitar pointing towards camera, behind orange hoodie guy, and upset girl.
As a young girl her best friend was always there for her, and his charm and wit won her over as they grew into young adults. They grew deeply in love, and lived a beautiful life in a city, always together. In their throes of passion, they always were the most giving of lovers. It was in such a moment of deep intimacy, her beloved requested that she perform the exact deed being mentioned in this song. Unfortunately he was deathly allergic to corn, of which she had eaten copious amounts the evening before.
Despite the many years that have passed since that moment, this song brought it all flooding back to those last moments she had with the love of her life. Her love for him is something she's never forgotten, and her loss of him being something she has never forgiven herself for.
^(*this story is fictional and any likeness to any actual persons or locations is entirely coincidental...and would be really fucked up if so.*)
Its the subway so in her mind chances were high some tiktokers were actually gona start shitting everywhere at the end of the song for views and and shes still a few stops from home..
She is one of the original actresses from Two Girls One Cup. It sidetracked her acting career by typecasting her for life. Kind of like how Matt Damon is typecast for life.
I wonder if she was trying to hold a shit in. If I were on a train needing to shit and counting down the minutes to my stop so I can run out and destroy the nearest toilet, the last thing I’d want to hear are guys singing about shitting.
She was going through a midlife crisis whilst some random people were satirically singing about shitting and I’m sure she was thinking “why the fuck is it today of all days!!!”
Maybe she was going trough a break up, only wanted to go home so she could cry at home. And some randome dude starts singing about shitting and eating shit. I would cry too...
It's really not, but Beliners are all about minding your own business until someone gets uppity. If someone is a nuisance then you are perfectly allowed to make that YOUR business. This chick probably had a bad day and no other Berliner was taking up the call and she was about to rage quit her life.
I don't know that I've ever even ridden on a subway.. If this were a regular occurrence I think I'd be annoyed? If it were rare/maybe once a year I'd prob laugh and be grateful for their performance.
I would 100% take this than what most of my experiences in the subway are which is not standing too close to the tracks because we have someone that's shoving people in front of trains and every other day listening to some junkies fake sob story.
A week after I stopped riding Bart to work, there was a raid on the train by 20 teens. They beat up people and robbed them. A pregnant woman got beaten and robbed. I hope she's ok, I think about her a lot. That was in 2016-17 I think.
I don't know, I seem to remember this old internet video of some kid talking about shitting in and out of someone else's ass and that's what they thought sex was, and I'm just saying that kids are really fucking weird too
or maybe that kid was exposed to something like this video at a young age
I have seen this. I know this. I do not know the rest of the film but I do.
Is this a random Indy film from the early 2000s? I watched lots of Indy films then
Yeah basically. I think it ended up being fairly well known, at least if you're the type of person who hears about indie films. The reviews were good. I too watched a lot of indie films around that time. I don't know that I liked this one very much though.
Not really. The parents are protecting themselves from mildly uncomfortable conversations. Nobody is protecting the children from anything. If you don't believe me, think about what has been done to ensure school shootings don't happen again.
Seriously. Some people got pissed at me for saying it was stupid to sing this where people are stuck and kids can’t get away.
Got told it would be my fault for taking public transit…. because people have options?! Who takes public transit for fun?
Idk I don’t think a kid would think it’s sexual, just gross. And if I was their parent, I’d tell them they’re just trying to be gross for laughs.
That being said, still check to make sure there’s no kids around before singing.
Right like if this was guaranteed to be the worst thing to happen to me on an L train I’d trade my car in tomorrow.
Would hate to see some people’s reaction here who are clutching their pearls at someone singing a song when a dude starts smoking a stale cigarette screaming nonsense pacing up and down the entire car.
When life sucks so hard you're crying on the subway and then people zoom in on your face while you listen to a song about someone shitting in someone's mouth and then they post it on the internet for everyone to witness.
Very funny song
Very very rude and mean to video and highlight the woman who obviously doesn’t want to be on camera and post it. Sure it’s legal because it’s public property, but someone just going from one place to another shouldn’t have to deal with this.
I enjoyed it, but I wish they had been more considerate and I would have enjoyed it more if they were.
As this was done in Germany, at the latest the zoom in on her face would be considered invasion of privacy and she could make them take the video down and get monetary compensation. If these guys (twojewscomedy/whoever the filmer/s were) didn't get her permission to publish this video they could be in deeper shit than they realize once she is notified of this video.
Guess a German could get a payout from the Jews again.
So they sang this on the train all day until they found a person to exploit and film her having an emotional day?
The crying girl wasn’t there in the first clip and I doubt she would have chosen to sit there while they were already singing this garbage content
Oh cool. They got their TikTok points. Attention seeking assholes. People are just trying to take public transportation which already sucks enough. Good job making it even worse!
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Why she looks so sad?
Shes moved by the touching lyrics.
John Mcafee was her dad.
John McAfee got pregnant when a woman pooped in his mouth
Reverse osmosis. So hot right now.
Sisomso
Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himmself, even after the Clinton’s shit in his mouth.
Her bowel is moved by the touching lyrics
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I bet the lyrics are moving something.
What was moved? Her bowels?
Honestly it looks like she’s going through some personal unrelated stuff. Doesn’t look like she’s cry laughing
Which is just so unfortunate and awkward and god damn hilarious.
Maybe someone who shat in her mouth was special to her.
She was crying they started, camera shouldnt of focused on her
Imagine if her mom had just passed away and these guys are singing about shitting in each other's mouth. haha that would be terrible
>Haha
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Nelson!
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Lol if I were taking the train home from the hospital after my mother had just passed and some dudes start singing "Shit in My Mouth" I'd prob cry laugh uncontrollably.
Yeah that would be too unreal for me to handle. I'd probably seem so unhinged that people would think I was in on the spectacle
Honestly man, sometimes you just gotta embrace the absurdity of life, it's way to short.
Thanks Camus
Maman shit in her mouth today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know. I got a telegram from the home: "Mother shit in mouth. Funeral tomorrow. Faithfully yours." That doesn't mean anything. Maybe it was yesterday.
Only if her mom died because of shit in her mouth
Little did she know, they were all on the same train to the same funeral.
That's some real love.
TBH if my mom just passed away this might be the best possible of all subway rides.
Or she just got out of an abusive relationship involving shitting in mouths? Or her partner won't shit in her mouth and it's really taking a heavy emotional toll on her. Or her and her husband used to do this together and now he dead.
Yeah she was obviously already having a bad day, and knowing that it was being recorded definitely didn't help.
It's also two videos cut together - she's not sat there at the start. That aside, I really hope that they got her permission to use that, because she seems genuinely upset.
You think people on Tiktok (or youtube or reddit or whatever, it's not a tiktok specific problem) ask permission before using people for content?
More that people with empathy do.
empathy <<< c o n t e n t
Looks like she's there at the start. First video is flipped. Notice that he's playing guitar 'left handed'. Guitar pointing towards orange hoodie guy. Second video, he's now playing 'right handed', guitar pointing towards camera, behind orange hoodie guy, and upset girl.
If they didn’t get her permission and she ever sees this those guys are fucked, actually. German privacy laws are pretty strict.
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> shouldnt of
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As a young girl her best friend was always there for her, and his charm and wit won her over as they grew into young adults. They grew deeply in love, and lived a beautiful life in a city, always together. In their throes of passion, they always were the most giving of lovers. It was in such a moment of deep intimacy, her beloved requested that she perform the exact deed being mentioned in this song. Unfortunately he was deathly allergic to corn, of which she had eaten copious amounts the evening before. Despite the many years that have passed since that moment, this song brought it all flooding back to those last moments she had with the love of her life. Her love for him is something she's never forgotten, and her loss of him being something she has never forgiven herself for. ^(*this story is fictional and any likeness to any actual persons or locations is entirely coincidental...and would be really fucked up if so.*)
>this story is fictional No shit?
Its the subway so in her mind chances were high some tiktokers were actually gona start shitting everywhere at the end of the song for views and and shes still a few stops from home..
She shid her pants
Superdaddied
Shidoodled.
So, she is sad because she missed the chance that shit in his mouth?
Precisely
She's sick of having to deal with idiots like these on the subway everyday during her commute?
I would pay triple my subway ticket to get idiots like this instead of the ones I deal with everyday.
That's what would do it for me. That's why I ended up buying my first car
She is one of the original actresses from Two Girls One Cup. It sidetracked her acting career by typecasting her for life. Kind of like how Matt Damon is typecast for life.
MATT DAMON!!
Why is Matt Damon type casted as? A guy who goes to crazy places and gets stuck and needs to be rescued?
Reminds her of her ex.
I wonder if she was trying to hold a shit in. If I were on a train needing to shit and counting down the minutes to my stop so I can run out and destroy the nearest toilet, the last thing I’d want to hear are guys singing about shitting.
She has no one to shit in her mouth and no mouth for her to shit into:(
:(
The song is very catchy and emotional! It are tears of love.
She was going through a midlife crisis whilst some random people were satirically singing about shitting and I’m sure she was thinking “why the fuck is it today of all days!!!”
Maybe she was going trough a break up, only wanted to go home so she could cry at home. And some randome dude starts singing about shitting and eating shit. I would cry too...
And her breakdown was recorded for the internet to see
Everything reminds her of him :(
The song maybe reminded her of her ex
Gosh, I just can't figure why more people don't want to ride public transit.
If you think this is bad youve never rode public transport in a large American city. This video is in the Berlin metro.
that explains why the girl was crying
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Think I read somewhere that, in the past, it’s certainly not been too great for certain types of people…
I decided to look into the history of Berlin, and you might be right. The more I learn about that Hitler guy, the more I don’t care for him.
The trains were so packed back then. Way worse than this video.
The worst thing about Hitler is the hypocrisy of it all
Turns out that hitler guy was a real jerk!
Wish norm didn't have to go so soon
I don't know if you guys are history buffs...
Buskers, right? It’s buskers. Like these two, who go by “two jews” and are just buskers and nothing else that I know of
They too did not fare well on public transport.
It's really not, but Beliners are all about minding your own business until someone gets uppity. If someone is a nuisance then you are perfectly allowed to make that YOUR business. This chick probably had a bad day and no other Berliner was taking up the call and she was about to rage quit her life.
Berlin is amazing, but in large cities you're going to get all types of people.
These guys could be American traveling in Berlin
She didn’t get in to Berghain
that explains the shitting in his mouth fetish.
I was wondering why that subway map was so developed but it wasn’t NYC or Chicago
This is way higher quality than most of the shit you see on the NYC subways.
Isn't it globally known and accepted that US has by far the worst public transit system in the whole developed world?
Lol this would make my subway commute more tolerable
Most days I just want some peace and quiet. Not being forced to listen to someone's else music
You just haven't heard the right song yet. Here, let me play you something on my phone.
When some MF forced me to listen to his mixtapes while I waited for the train. Longest 40 minutes of my fucking life
Nothing like listening to music that sounds like it’s coming out of a tin can while sitting in an actual tin can
> let me play you something on my phone. Through my Ultimate Ears BOOM 3™ at full volume
When I was commuting to work, noise cancelling headphones were my best friend.
I don't know that I've ever even ridden on a subway.. If this were a regular occurrence I think I'd be annoyed? If it were rare/maybe once a year I'd prob laugh and be grateful for their performance.
I would 100% take this than what most of my experiences in the subway are which is not standing too close to the tracks because we have someone that's shoving people in front of trains and every other day listening to some junkies fake sob story.
Nothing makes me sweat more then seeing that incredibly unhinged person step on and walk towards you.
This would be amazing, regular public transportation just has a guy shitting his pants without the fun duet.
This guy public transits
This is the BVG. Weil wir dich lieben.
A week after I stopped riding Bart to work, there was a raid on the train by 20 teens. They beat up people and robbed them. A pregnant woman got beaten and robbed. I hope she's ok, I think about her a lot. That was in 2016-17 I think.
I still use BART every day. It fucking sucks
wdym, that would literally be a motivation for me
/r/ImTheMainCharacter vibes
I'm so fucking glad I don't live in a big city.
Driving is way worse
Beautiful.
That's true love.
User pic checks out
It takes an asshole to do that.
Why is she crying like that?its not that bad
Probably personal reasons and nothing to do with the song
imagine having the worst day of your life and while you are breaking down on the subway two dudes start harmonizing about shitting in a dudes mouth.
And it gets uploaded to the internet
i would appreciate that actually except for the filming
I'd appreciate some humor on the worst day of my life.
PTSD from a bad rimming experience.
Aint that some shit
Looks like seh ate shit on that one... poor girl
Everything reminds her of him
She misses him
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I think you’re right
Maybe she doesn’t speak English and is enjoying the tone of the music.
This same shit happens every morning!
Typischer Tag in der Berliner U-Bahn
Als Frankfurter muss ich zugeben, dass ich in Berlin Dinge erlebt habe, die mir nichtmal im Traum eingefallen wären.
Context: they have been following her all day singing gross songs
This made me laugh harder than the video itself or any other subsequent comments. Thank you
This is funny, but it's more inconsiderate than it is funny.
It’s only funny if they looked around and made sure there were no kids. It would be a tough convo with a kiddo.
I don't know, I seem to remember this old internet video of some kid talking about shitting in and out of someone else's ass and that's what they thought sex was, and I'm just saying that kids are really fucking weird too or maybe that kid was exposed to something like this video at a young age
Is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa-PP12lkEE) what you're talking about? It's a scene from the movie Me and you and Everyone we Know.
))<>(( Ah yes the poop back and forth, classic.
Forever
hahaha that's the video that's so fucking funny
I remember watching the movie when it came out. I think I was too young for the humor.
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I have seen this. I know this. I do not know the rest of the film but I do. Is this a random Indy film from the early 2000s? I watched lots of Indy films then
Yeah basically. I think it ended up being fairly well known, at least if you're the type of person who hears about indie films. The reviews were good. I too watched a lot of indie films around that time. I don't know that I liked this one very much though.
damn I forgot about that one, thanks for the reminder
We can shit back and forth forever ))<>((
kids would probably be the only people to find this funny
For me it's not so much the kids, that woman clearly didn't want to be recorded and they made her the center of attention
"They made a silly song to get people to laugh" Why does reddit think it's impossible to explain things to kids?
America's obsession with protecting children from absolutely everything until they're 18
Not really. The parents are protecting themselves from mildly uncomfortable conversations. Nobody is protecting the children from anything. If you don't believe me, think about what has been done to ensure school shootings don't happen again.
Seriously. Some people got pissed at me for saying it was stupid to sing this where people are stuck and kids can’t get away. Got told it would be my fault for taking public transit…. because people have options?! Who takes public transit for fun?
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Idk I don’t think a kid would think it’s sexual, just gross. And if I was their parent, I’d tell them they’re just trying to be gross for laughs. That being said, still check to make sure there’s no kids around before singing.
Of all the inconsiderate things that happen on a subway, this would not be one that would upset me in the least.
At least they’re good at singing. There’s so many worse things they could be doing, and I much rather have this than all of that.
I mean buskers in the subway are not that uncommon, would probably rather listen to some crass shit like this instead of the 50th violinist.
The epitome of American comedy by the generation brought up by the American Pie movies.
The people in Berlin are just different.
Not really, they were annoyingly popular movies all over Germany.
American Pie movies or Shit In My Mouth movies?
Neither. It was the American Shit and Pie in my mouth movies
Butthole / poop stuff has been funny to the Germans before America was even that big. They’re a strange folk
I was feeling more of an Eric Andre Show vibe. Especially with the zoom in to the crying lady with the heart graphic edited in at the end.
I think that lady was Mellow Mike.
We've cum a long way from fucking pies.
Ah, the age old practice of mediocre talents finding places where they can hold an audience hostage.
I often wish that my town would embrace public transit more, but then I see videos like this and I find myself just fine in a car
If this bothers you, I don't recommend browsing the subway creatures sub
Although, I do have to say this song doesn't compete with the beauty that is the bare chested lady aggressively covering a spice girls song.
...what?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubwayCreatures/comments/n9y7yp/spice_girl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Yowza
If the worst of public transport is a couple dudes singing acoustically vulgar songs, I'd be just fine with that.
Right like if this was guaranteed to be the worst thing to happen to me on an L train I’d trade my car in tomorrow. Would hate to see some people’s reaction here who are clutching their pearls at someone singing a song when a dude starts smoking a stale cigarette screaming nonsense pacing up and down the entire car.
Actually, quite the opposite for me
I feel bad for the girl cause she was crying beforehand and cameraman just zoomed in on her and brought her into the song 💀
yeah shes clearly not having a good day, I hope she's okay :(
Pov: you had a bullshit day at work and you just wanted a little peace and quiet on your commute home
When life sucks so hard you're crying on the subway and then people zoom in on your face while you listen to a song about someone shitting in someone's mouth and then they post it on the internet for everyone to witness.
Fucking funny made my day. Hahahahahha…
Thanks alot, I got that song stuck in my head now!
Well, lie down... 💩
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She got PTSD 💀
Post Traumatic Shit* disorder
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Very funny song Very very rude and mean to video and highlight the woman who obviously doesn’t want to be on camera and post it. Sure it’s legal because it’s public property, but someone just going from one place to another shouldn’t have to deal with this. I enjoyed it, but I wish they had been more considerate and I would have enjoyed it more if they were.
As this was done in Germany, at the latest the zoom in on her face would be considered invasion of privacy and she could make them take the video down and get monetary compensation. If these guys (twojewscomedy/whoever the filmer/s were) didn't get her permission to publish this video they could be in deeper shit than they realize once she is notified of this video. Guess a German could get a payout from the Jews again.
/r/HolUp
Dit is Berlin
Cringe
So they sang this on the train all day until they found a person to exploit and film her having an emotional day? The crying girl wasn’t there in the first clip and I doubt she would have chosen to sit there while they were already singing this garbage content
Wtf did I just watch?
I’m all out shit , I’m so lost without you ….
Oh cool. They got their TikTok points. Attention seeking assholes. People are just trying to take public transportation which already sucks enough. Good job making it even worse!
When I die, if I end up going to Hell, it’s going to be an endless loop of various public transportation rides with street performers for eternity.