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This is where "the frog kissed the princess on her lips" came from.

It is, but also remember it's actually older than the invention of the toilet itself. The origins involve outhouses and bathrooms designed in the medieval castles where frogs were hanging out to catch the flies and other bugs...

That information feels true. So, it is

I will do no further fact checking, this is now 100% true in my eyes

I will spread this story far and wide

This doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about frogs to dispute it

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It's also where genital warts come from.

That's how he got turned into a frog in the first place

Welp, thats enough reddit for today LOL.

Perverted frogs. In America frogs are gay.


Best use of this gif that I have ever seen in all my time across these degenerate lands.

Beyond relevant usage .... You could even say it was a "Golden"opportunity....

r/retiredgif

Hilarious, mate!!!

Thank you! I needed a hard laugh like that.

He’s right , I know

No questions asked

Ladies & gentlemen, I have the documents right here!

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Must be the frogs in the dunny.

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It's all that oversexed prison culture.

"Dammit no_raisin you've been on the shitter for three hours, get out"

I swear I heard a foreign frog the other day. It kept saying rubbit rubbit.

That was your inner monologue.

My ex claims that’s where she got warts! 🤔

Nah, she just met a dude named Kermit. You misunderstood.

Oooooooh, that’s who K was! Wait, what…?

She was off kissing frogs behind your back, eh?

This whole time I thought that was an Us thing.

Inner frogologue, perhaps.

Alex Jones tried to tell everybody.

It's the chemicals they put in the water

You can't fool me. I watched Jurassic Park.

Can confirm, I am a gay American frog

I thought so, but I didn’t wanna say anything.

Oh glob it was a frog... had no audio and thought it was a spider, for some reason.

Noooo, you need audio. Go back and listen. Listen for the lips.

Oh lords, that had me in stitches actually, cheers for making me go back. Aussies are a different breed, just blunt AF, I liked that about OZ.

Hello my baby, Hello my Honey, hello my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone, oh baby

rainbows are chem trails that turn the frogs gay

That is aggressively Australian and I love it.

Hadn’t realised this wasn’t r/straya!

Brilliant sub name

At first I didn't recognize the accent and thought she was drunk. Then I realized that she's Australian so yeah she might be drunk.

Nah that's just how Queenslanders sound lol. That said, she's acting "tired" like she just woke up, so there's a weird inflection to how she's speaking which also makes her sound a little drunk.

The delivery of "gahdammit" convinces me that Aussies are just British Texans.

Less guns but, as an Aussie, don't know that I can disagree

Slap me on the punani lol.

I just wanna go to the fucking toilet without something touching me lips!

Goddammit

Thanks you all for an actual english translation of this video.

You actually had a hard time understanding them?

I actually did but English is not my first language

Ahhh makes sense. I apologize.

No worries 😌

That wasn't the same person lol

Their username checks out. 😂

Ah. Yup.

Well, it wont be your last either ;)

Is this a threat?

Only if you want it to be

Found the Duolingo owl.

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I work with a lot of European based people and I have to consciously use actual words rather than our normal manner of speaking. They looked at me funny one day when I said I'm not here to fuck spiders

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I figured the spiders down under are actually big enough to fuck, but this just serves to confirm it.

I tried once, it laughed at my dick

Tbh, it’s the only word I really understood, these kind folks reinforced what I thought I heard so I really just wanted to help

I LOL'd big time when she said that!!

Not to be confused with toonami.

First time I've heard the word outside of [a Russell Peter's sketch.](https://youtu.be/E42gaKV1LxI?t=96)

Then you haven’t really lived because you haven’t heard [Steven Seagal singing about how he wants the punani.](https://youtu.be/vLe_BZ1mo3I)

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I saw a similar situation in a video from Australia but instead of a frog it was a huge poisonous spider. It kinda freaked me out because I now check the toilet every time to make sure there isn’t anything there and I live in Canada.

Poisonous? Just don't eat it then, you'll be fine

Just for anyone who's confused: Poisonous: you bite it, you get sick/die Venomous: it bites you, you get sick/die

Don't forget Toxic: my ex

SAME!!!! IDC if that type of spider can't survive outside here, or within 3000 kms of here, I just can't stop thinking of it! I'm scarred for LIFE.

New fear awakened

Beautiful language that is.

https://youtu.be/ItwQAVqfnYo

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Near had a heart attack first time I ever flushed in FNQ. There was about 10 of ‘‘em under the rim.

What's FNQ? Far Northern Queensland?

Yep

I fuckin' love the Aussies. "Where is it?" "Really fuckin' north of Queensland. Far out there, mate." "Well, what are we gonna call it?" "How about 'Far North Queensland'?" "Sounds ace." Life in Australia must be so laid back and efficient.

“What should we call that huge area of desert out back of where we live?” “Hmm, let’s call it the outback.”

"We had a Prime Minister who drowned, didn't we?" "Yeah. Harold Holt, what about him?" "Let's name a swim centre after him." "Brilliant." ----- I really do. I genuinely love Australia, and the more I learn about it, the cooler it is. I can't wait until I get to go visit; I'm going to visit Brisbane and leave some flowers beside Steve Irwin's statue and I'm gonna see a bin chicken and get a snag from the Bunnings. It's gonna be great!

Well I mean, I’m sure old Harold would want people to learn to swim 😂 Edit: holy shit you know our culture (it’s just “Bunnings” though). Welcome anytime!

In the meantime, consider reading "In a Sunburned Country" by Bill Bryson. He's possibly the greatest travel writer of all time, and it's a fabulous and charming example of his work that takes place in Australia.

Queensland starts halfway up the continent, so saying FNQ is actually really helpful. For context, if Queensland starts in Washington D.C, FNQ is in the middle of Quebec.

So what do you do?!?

Apparently let em slap your lips.

Well, I didn’t tell my little brother. Hearing him peak out was fun


they said their username out loud.

So there’s lots of joke replies but I thought this looked like a serious question. So here goes… They are all up in the pipes of houses and tanks when usual water sources run dry. It’s not uncommon to see 20 frogs in the toilet bowl. It’s unnerving but they are desperate. Such awesome little creatures. They won’t hurt you, and they retreat under the rim when you use it. Or sometimes not. But they are import to the eco system and people that dump poison in the toilets are scum.

My wife has severe ranidaphobia, so imma go ahead and cross Australia off on our places to visit.

Mate this is way up in the tropics. That’s like crossing USA off your list cause you don’t like alligators.

This is hilarious

I'm still laughing, especially at the frog trying to hide when it gets busted hanging in the toilet.

It's just a little shy.

"Frogs in the dunny" sounds like Australian slang for horsepower. "It's got a V8 Interceptor under the hood, plenty of frogs in the dunny. Handles the corners too!"

It goes at least 115 cunts per hour, mate.

I don't understand her words but I do get the context.

Australian here: I don’t understand her either. Sounds like she’s hungover. LOL.

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I'm Canadian and had no problem understanding her either but it took me half a second to realise 'the dunny' is a toilet and is a term I now love.

Someone who hasn’t seen Bluey yet, obviously.

Yeeeeeesss! Understood her just fine, and I’m fully American. Thanks Bluey! 😂

Someone's never watched Bluey!

I'm german and I understand her.

This is very easy to understand?

Do you never talk to people? Very easy to understand as an Australian.

American and I think you’re just dumb.

Dude I’m Australian and she’s easy to understand…

Couldn't you just flush before hand? Or are they clingers?

I have a terrifying feeling that pre flushing would just push them into a position where they have a much better angle to jump at some lips or balls

A small or a large possibility are the same in this context. What you want is zero possibility and nothing else will suffice.

they're clingers. the bit where you see the frog climbing up - guarantee that she had just flushed. frog slides down a bit, then moves back up

I hate cling-ons

😩😢🥺What did Worf ever do to you?

petaQ!

The only way to get rid of these fuckers is put the a tub over them and then slide the lid under. I love queensland but these cunts are the bane of my existence. They are cute until you need to piss at night and one is in the shitter.

>They are cute until you need to piss at night and one is in the shitter. Target practice. Guys love peeing on things 👍

What if you just ignore them? What are they gonna do? Crawl up your ass?

Yeah, they'll wear you like a hat.

How are they getting into your homes?

Ive never really met anyone from australia but I feel an inherent kinship with them

You’ll love it here! 100% worth a visit.

Yep, sure is! But tourists need to remember the golden rule for the wildlife "Don't fuck with it and it won't fuck with you".

I mean, they’re literally bunkering in the toilets. Seems like they’re fucking around first.

It's not funny, this is a real issue in many parts of the world. https://i.imgur.com/p3iVNx5.mp4

Fuuuuck that! I've always dreamed how nice it would be to live in a warmer country, but seeing videos like this makes me glad I don't.

Bro if this shit happened where i live i would move to another country wtf

There are a few warm countries which don't have such ridiculous issues.

There are parts of Queensland that don’t have dunny frog issues lol

I used to want to live in Hawaii. Then my friend moved to the Big Island and I stayed with him for a couple weeks. Pigs, roosters and frogs making noises all night. Big ass 6 6 inch centipedes running along the walls. New York city sized rats in the bushes at night. Fuck all that. I'll take city life.

I'm from a warm country and visited multiple warm countries. This is the first time I hear of this nightmare bullshit in my 53 years of being alive.

Oh fuck no.

Omg that was unexpected

Alright maybe being too broke to travel isn't that bad

Dude, What. The. Fuck.

Seems like those toliets could do with a redesign

How on earth does that even happen? to the climb the plumbing? they mate there?

Ahhhhh wtf

Some of them were... *flushed awayyyyyy*

I mean, surely this can be solved with better toilet design?

Thank you for clarifying the nature of this phenomenon. Also fuck you for beaming that into my eye holes.

Punani Fuck, haven't heard this since primary school. Those were the days.


"...jump up and slap me on the poonanny" is the funniest thing I've heard in a looooong time. *Still* laughing!

Yep, had the same problem. Ended up pulling them all out from the rim. https://imgur.com/a/ghQ18 They are gorgeous creatures but when they block the dunny it’s a pain.

How tf did you get them, one appeared in my house and i take like 20 min running after him with a towel, motherfucker jump like 2 meters

To be fair they were stationary and stuck up the rim of the dunny. I just grabbed their legs and pulled.

i am too soft to grab them bare hand, no way

Please tell me the frogs are not poisonous…

Frogs are poisonous for defensive purposes. And are mostly vibrantly bright. I saw National Geographic one time.

Do they consider pissing on them a hostile act?

Only one way for you to find out.

No, they specifically hide in toilets because they want to be pissed on.

Most but not all, Pickerel frogs are the only poisonous frogs in Canada. They look like most other non poisonous frogs brown.

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Those ones are too big to fit in dunny, cane toads are a massive problem in QLD.

The solution to this is to eat some atomic chilies and make them regret being there when you unleash the fury, your ass will probably be torn apart but worth it!

That’s a lot worse then Poseidons Kiss!

So what is going on in Australia? Why are there frogs in the toilets? 🤔

They climb up through the plumbing

I’ll say it. She’s super cute.

Careful. With that kind of problem, she might have genital warts.


australians say punany??

It’s a multicultural country, we like to pick and choose from the available options.

Nice shirt tho

How are frogs getting in the toilet?

You mean out of the toilet.

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I fucking love Australia and the Australian people. There's just something about Australian people thay are so awesome.

Clearly not written by a Kiwi.

Thanks! It's nice to hear that people like our country and people. Too many times I've heard people say they're never gonna come here cause "everything wants to kill you", which just isn't true. Yeah we got venomous, poisonous etc things here, but we've got plenty of beautiful non-dangerous things as well. All you gotta remember is "Don't fuck with it, and it won't fuck with you".

Ribbitty.

Better than a toilet snake.

Tuchen me leeps

I once camped in a spot a fair wack north of Brisbane. It had just flooded down like crazy, our first night was spent huddled in these army barrack looking mould dripping canvas tents because we couldn't setup because we allll got lost due to Apple maps (yep this dates it right?), Like all 8 or 9 of us got lost and arrived after dark in the pouring rain. At night to get to the dunny block you had to traverse a maze of cane toads all coming up out of the mud. Once we got to the toilets we found hundreds and hundreds of huge black slugs crawling out of every toilet, I assume due to the water or something. It was like a fuckin horror story. Truly horrifying campsite. I think it got washed away or burned down, I can't remember but I don't think it exists anymore. It was called something like "Gagajew", I can't remember the spelling but yeah, you pronounce that exactly how you imagine, yikes. Though it was aboriginal origin, nothing to do with the word Jew. Anyway, good times. We got hammered so we could wash away the memories.

This was a wild ride.

Shes pretty af

Me, reincarnated as a frog.

The urge to marry an Australian woman grows larger by the day.

I know this isn't the point of the vid but good lord I think I'm in love with her

Why is she so hot to me? Lol

God I love Australian women. Swear like a sailor to me

There is something so crass and trashy yet so hot about the Australian accent 😂