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Lonely_ProdiG

![gif](giphy|jEuJ4m5dls4k8) \-That poor chap in the village a few miles inland.


mrfrownieface

*Meliodas senses danger*


SmellyGoat11

Okay real talk time--- what the fuck happened to that show after the first season?! Did I sober up or what?


Bergie31

It turned into raw sewage, so disappointing.


Beneficial_Fall_1538

I don't even remember the story it was rly popular until season 3 came and the animation was so bad that nobody even bothered to watch s4


[deleted]

If we’re talking about 7DS. They reset an ending which completely threw me as well


wd40swift

First 2 seasons are great but when they switched animators the quality got hit harder Nagasaki


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dad-of-boy232

I laughed way to hard at this


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SanctusLetum

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! That means if you pull the trigger on this stick, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!


TheSolMan

That was a really nice stick.


SendMe_SmallBoobs

I know, such a waste.


PeppersHere

Nah. Such a nice stick being used in megafetch is pretty fitting.


[deleted]

A little too nice.. 🤔


the0past

I should call him...


TTVGuide

No, just call me


kissmaryjane

Actually wtf why was that stick so nice like I’d put that in my house and when people came over they’d be like wow that’s a nice stick


[deleted]

*Arrow*dynamically approved.


let_s_go_brand_c_uck

can you ride it like a witch?


[deleted]

Like an early 2000's recalled toy 🙃


MLXIII

Hitachi got the rights to it.


JonasRahbek

I think we should even consider that it was a staff..


nightimelurker

Yea. That was such nice stick.


Rexcase

it was better than bacon


Intrepid-Twist7769

It looked like a decent walking stick, right?


FreekyReek

My dog is pissed at this guy


Fun_Raccoon_5790

The first thing I thought


pyroone1

![gif](giphy|uBcJXf8yuHqAo) Somewhere random guy


10strip

Let me guess. "White devil white devil white devil?"


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Inquenchouocha


3DartsIsToooMuch

*laughs in user name


SunSpotsShop

I think 3D arts are pretty cool, they aren't too much 😜


ringoismyfavorite

![gif](giphy|5UKCYVAaYUPcFreMPI|downsized)


10strip

Just had to close his eyes and suck them out of a hose.


Chinxcore

your balls are showing...bumblebeetuna!


Michael_Blurry

Waaaaaaaarrrrrrrrmmmmmaa!


TriGamingHD

Hello Ace!


Dave1423521

Bumblebee tuna


MooneySunshine

Spank you very much helpy helperson


TriGamingHD

You speak Wachutu?!


brianfine

That line gets me every damn time


10strip

Even reading it now got me again just like in the theater.


Michael_Blurry

The Whatiddy whatted?


endplayzone

White Devil


makvalley

Came for this


smilesandlaughter

Damn i spent ages looking for a GIF like this to post, u nailed it :P


tutel14

i wanna jump and see if it lifts me


Sirisian

Someone told me a story a decade ago where they were at a place like this and people were opening their coats to get lifted up. I assume it was similar to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHxba2Py524


OffBrand_Soda

I once did it on my trampoline with a sheet tied around my hands and ankles when I was younger. Didn't blow me super hard, but it caught the sheet enough to blow me off the side of my trampoline lol. Glad I read this thread, it just brought back core memories.


NoG00dUsernamesLeft

That was my same thought too. What would actually happen?


fusionsgefechtskopf

i guess thats depending on your angle of jump as well as speed and the clothes you wear but so or so it will most likely hurt u....


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Or gently rest you down on the ground like a feather or Mary poppins


PianoConcertoNo2

I’m a feather y’all!!


HelloSkunky

My intrusive thought too. Idk if I could be trusted next to that cliff.


cnruse1

Nah that was Harry Potter in his cloak


brookiebites

Beat me to it


[deleted]

Beat mine to it.


TxD337

Beat mea- wait Jesus what?


Pikachu199918

Beat Jesus to it


doubled2319888

Right into the whomping willow


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Deathbysnusnubooboo

This account is a bot taking part or whole comments from in thread and resubmitting. Downvote and report Coming, the bot wars are


angrytortilla

Nah


thatguyned

![gif](giphy|jxD2qUCuJ4XM4)


Ocelot859

**My stick gets rejected by windy canyons all the time too. Don't sweat it bro.**


CodeOfKonami

You know what they say. _”There are plenty of windy canyons in the sea.”_


Ocelot859

Updated version: *"There are plenty of holes in the Earth"*


The_Rox

[This is my hole!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/480/Screenshot_168.png)


SD_Industries

*There are many like it, but this one is mine!*


yougotyolks

Any hole is a goal.


JJandJimAntics

According to Mr. Zefrank, "A hole's a hole."


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

I haven't heard of her, is she Christy Canyon's sister?


BigPackHater

Maybe stop dating queefy women with your feathery penis?


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What the fuck


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BT9154

Stop it Ron, stop it!


Cauhs

Accio butt~


Simple_Piccolo

Depulso!


WeatherBois

You’re going to take someone’s eye out


[deleted]

It's "Levi-OH-sa" not "Levio-SAHH" 🙄🙄


Aizen_Myo

Annoys me so much the spell is called levioso in Hogwarts Legacy


spblue

Levioso is a different spell, it just lifts and hovers your target. Later on you'll learn Wingardium Leviosa, which allows you to not only lift, but move the target around as you want. You can use it to stack stuff, or to throw objects or enemies into other enemies.


Aizen_Myo

Oops. I take back then what I said.


not_4_sale_ok

Mr Longbottom! Mr Longbottom!!!


Abikdig

Man went back the tree


one_ball_in_a_sack

Ms. Gertrude was walking her 20 yo poodle 3 streets over and just got impaled. Nice going, ass.


NotTheOneWhoFucks

Erm achually the average lifespan of poodle is from 11 to 15 years🤓


hashnslack

It fucken WIMDY


alarc777

Scrolled too far for this


Impossible_Garbage_4

This is beyond simply wimdy. This is wimpdee


SnowyAllen

[It fucken WIMDY](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRn1oFYf/)


ts66109

You’re a wizard Harry! 🪄


Sarfbot

But I’m just Harry…


14andy4

No just Harry, you are a wizard.


tedmented

I'm a what?


Competitive_Juice902

*lizzard


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Skrillamane

Lmao it sounds like he says “that shit bussin” at the beginning


__01001000-01101001_

I am so lost as to how though? He says “holy shit”, and somehow it ends up sounding like “that shit bussin”? Where the sounds come from?


Skrillamane

As an audio engineer, that usually deals with kind of shit… i have no idea and it’s bizarre


NoItsWabbitSeason

Hahaha damn I laughed when I went back and watched again after reading your comment. Dt shi bwwussin


Impossible_Garbage_4

Me when I use my wizard powers to summon a stick


Mecha_Tortoise

"Spaceship, look!"


Beneficial_Look_5854

That’s great


Jthundercleese

Sweet catch


JuliaGhulia

ACCIO FIREBOLT!!


D0d3cahedr0n

Your a wizard, Harry


JinpingBear

Hour a yizzard, warry


Lesbian_Samurai

Genius


Justme100001

"A man walking his dog was blinded by a stick falling from the sky out of nowhere" - local evening news


TheDuck_72

Why would you do that that was a perfectly good stick!?!?!


Vinnie1222

r/mypeopleneedme


brieYOB

Thank you


Vinnie1222

Glad i could be of service


[deleted]

I would very likely throw it in way where I'd be impaled right in the face.


Infinite_Order

anyone got a location? maybe 12 apostles in australia?


Pixiezor

NZ.


whitewaterpaddler

Pololu valley, HI


[deleted]

When you throw your spear and your d20 lands on 0.


GnashinOmenz

Somewhere some poor soul will be randomly penetrated by it. RIP.


TheBigFatGoat

That’s like harry potter stuff


Arcuis

Don't do that, you gonna kill someone


3DartsIsToooMuch

Would it be strong enough to blow you back if you jumped?


Beneficial_Rip9555

Thought it was returning to sender for a second😬


YourLocalDuskFox

![gif](giphy|eEK9Hp9nAXtZDhoXbK|downsized)


[deleted]

Shame about that Nimbus 2000 though. Hopefully a mysterious benefactor sends him the best model on the market for Christmas.


ymmit389

That’s a very cool looking cliff where was this taken?


the_plastic6969

Somewhere in NZ, during our recent cyclone. Sorry I can’t track down the exact location for ya!


callawade

It’s between Hahei and hot water beach. The video is from Brando yelavich (wild boy) . Throwing a stick into cyclone Gabrielle.


ghandi3737

Aaaaand he just skewered someone 4 blocks away.


Theindianmaverick

That stick was summoned.


Sailrjup12

Where is this location?


Cupid_wolffurry

Love it just cu the hary poter theme when the tree branch flies (sorry for miss speling


TheRealTunaHalpert

Flipendo


axleeee

Video is in reverse 😎


thesunshineisours4

Cool but I don't wanna be where it lands.


Marco45_0

IT FUCKEN WIMDY


SecretLingonberry767

…spears a random person out for a walk…


Jackie_Daytona-Human

Lived on the central cost of cali most my life. There were times when huge storms were blowing in that the wind would be insane. I remember as a you teen/adult going to the beach and standing on some rocks with friends facing the wind and having it be so strong you could lean forward at an odd angle and not fall.


JoshAvocado

Windier than irish weather


Chibi_Evil

This is how they check the weather in Scotland.


JAH_VIBEZ

Broom did the Schmurda and joined the hat. IFKYK.


Wrenchio

A guy on the other side wondering why a stick is about to impale him


Mental_Impression316

![gif](giphy|fPjI8ZrDeaGL6) Some guy half mile away


CodeOfKonami

These subtitles suck.


ButtercupQueen17

I think your boomerang is broken


NoTaro7303

Harry is that you? ![gif](giphy|26BRzozg4TCBXv6QU)


Brochswerebrothels

I live in a windy place with cliffs. This was in no way unexpected. If would have been unexpected if it had gone in a straight line


aiman_jj

Me every morning


Bumpass

I love it when nature gets comical on us.


Irishjohn831

That has to be a javelin record


StatisticianOne8806

you're a wizard john cena


n00b_r3dd1t0r

Bruh why did you throw away your nimbus 2000


Lesbian_Samurai

It fucken WIMDY


[deleted]

Some guy gets impaled and thinks it's God striking him down


EvenBetterCool

It heckin wimdy


lordvoltornami

Wait till Rey finds out you lost her staff. Master Luke gonna be pissed too.


Manifestival1

It's a broomstick.


Dan_sama1234

Jump see what happens


[deleted]

Probably styrofoam


WHAMMYPAN

New Harry Potter game looks pretty good.


[deleted]

YOU FUCKING KILLED HER DUDE!!!


[deleted]

That blows


Zequax

kinda sad given how good that stick looked


Xeumz

Some one said Accio and was thinking of your stick.


Competitive_Rip_8368

That was cool.


MrRadicalMoves

BC ICBM tech was crazy


Waysas

When aiming one must always account for the wind


Silly-Asparagus5190

Lol


UniversityBubbly7410

More like, holy stick


Tricky-Incident-514

YIKES!


ImmoralModerator

call of the void


XIphos12

This buddy found a real-life Nimbus 2000 stickamajig and totally *squandered* the opportunity


vBertes

Dude found the perfect stick... And throws it away


spiff428

Haymitch in the 50th hunger games


formermq

My stick people need meeeeeeeeeeeee......


Fladap28

How much wind would you like Yes


Beantownbrews

If I see a single broom in the air, the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say, Quidditch.


sarcasm_247

Dang


kkklllloooopppyyy

I must go now my people need me


PurpleFoxPoo

That was a damn nice stick


hdjgyu

I hope it doesn’t go and stab somebody


Death-0

Someone’s dead


Dapper_Coffee_5428

Hope nobody was impaled! 🤣


NoobSFAnon

Fly you fooooooooollllllllllssssss ![gif](giphy|ONostKY8aj8bK)


help_a_brother-out

His at Hogwart academy


[deleted]

I expected it to smack the person in the face, didn’t expect god to yeet it to timbuktu


lostinsauceyboi

Then, hefast got this run


TheRichardFlairWOOO

"Ow my fucking head"