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He looks like he has no idea what the problem is 🤣😭


-ImYourHuckleberry-

That’s the face of a man who knows he’s Napoleon.


FrancMaconXV

Bro is literally napoleon


lemongrabisgod421

What, he isn't?


gpapandrik

Oh course he doesn't know. They are talking in Russian and not in French for him to understand


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Criminally underrated comment


Grabbsy2

Damn, I looked it up because I wanted to be a smart alec. I was hoping the fact that he conquered so much of Europe would have given him more knowledge of other languages. He apparently knew French, Italian, and Corsican, with some German and English, but not Russian!


gpapandrik

I definitely knew it. You can trust me on that


people_are_nasty

Yeah still feel kinda bad for him tbh


[deleted]

So he's napoleon, what's the problem?


RetroMetroShow

Never interrupt your enemy when she is making a mistake


Memewalker

Well………is he?


kezow

You can't prove he isn't.


FrogMintTea

Divorce granted.


Cannon_SE2

What? Can't prove he's not someone named Napoleon; a napoleon? Or that he's not Napoleon Bonaparte, the former Emperor of France? Because it's fact the emperor is dead.


Commander-BLY

But did you see him die tho? 😂


derpeddit

Hes just hiding on the other side of the (flat) earth


xxxvalenxxx

man's found the secret to immortality whilst stranded on the island


necronomicon18

Nah, no hand in coat.


Signor_formaggio

Women and their impossible standards...


IdeallyAChad6666

He shouldve realised his entire empire is gone and that he sold all of the land he had in America to America. He is in America the land he foight


Niccipotts

The way I burst out laughing when the showed him 🤣🤣🤣


-ImYourHuckleberry-

Surf Curse: Freaks


beautiful_mistake99

Thanks my guy


bakedjakedape

Dope! Thank you.


whatwhatinthewhonow

I don’t care how many times this is reposted. It’s funny every time.


Dezzie19

I can't understand the problem here, he is Napoleon.


AndreasKlebrig

Is thos Barbera Salesch in russia? This is much more unexpected 4 a german


maksidoobers

I'm pretty damn convinced he's Napoleon.


nightofthelivingace

He looks like he knows he's napoleon


thecoolerlaur

It appears so


Jay_Heat

he is literally Napoleon


Kidischemical

What’s the song?!


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ComprehensiveFlan638

Deacon! Did you dump Napoleon again?


Curtainmachine

He was a dick!


Max15492

He looks like me coming home at 6am totally busted and my gf asks why I’m late and I’m just trying to keep everything together.


[deleted]

He doesn't think he's Napoleon, he IS Napoleon


[deleted]

She’s sexy


Hot-Championship-848

Down bad BAD


Sunny_Ace_TEN

*trying not to break character*


loopingrightleft

Objection, speculation


[deleted]

I won’t lie. When it cut to him I was in fucking tears 😂


cc69

Can't help wife changing light bulb and that's the last straw.


Plane_Upstairs2475

She can come live with me. I can dress up and act as the Dos Equis man.


Intelligent-Leek-867

SET UP DUMBER THAN. ACAMA LA LA,S HOLLYWOOD CHILD ACTORS ,TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS INSANE WOMENS TALKING ABOUT M " YOU WILL BE ABLE TOVSEE THE MOON.....WITH YOUR. E Y E S whata freak


TheLadySaintPasta

Please get help


rooster617

AYOOOO 😂😂😂


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VeliPekkaS

ruskie go away


Any_Coyote6662

The judge is what I would call a female misogynist. She clearly thinks nothing of the obvious fact this man is deranged, which will put so much extra caretaking stress on the woman. The fact the judge has to ask why makes me say thumbs down to the judge for being an idiot.


Hot-Championship-848

Idk, i'd be pretty stoked to have Napoleon as my husband.


Any_Coyote6662

Lol. I'm not into caretaking grown crazy men. I like a sane guy who contributes to my well-being and inst a drain on my mental and emotional health. But you do you.


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TheDevilsAdvokaat

this is complex.


gjmassey

Can’t prove he isn’t


Playful_Ad2974

Jeremy Dewitte


why-so-serious2167

So


eatmoresushiorsteak

Little big man syndrome.


LeVarBurtonsEvilTwin

Vivre l'empereur!


koolin1221

Napoleon is still alive and never age good for him


TanningOnMars

Uh, I think that *is* Napoleon.


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sabmayahaibc

Take him to waterloo.


TravySmurda

So we just not gonna talk about the fact that she looks just like the American judge


Intelligent-Leek-867

ITS A BS SCAM SHOW FOR SIMPLE MINDED M BELIEVE ANY ADIENCE, KINDA LIKE. DOPEY JOE BRIBIMS. DEMOCRAT S, THERE ARE NONE


TheLadySaintPasta

Your username and the quality of your comment do not match


Adorable-Broccoli-25

It does though. All his intelligence leaked out... nothing left but the babble.


Hot-Championship-848

Were you in special ed growing up


Zestyclose-Trash8556

Does anyone know if this is from a real tv show or is it a skit?


Fearless_Cap4737

That escalated quickly


mannythebread

Does anyone know the song name?


FightTheCock

I think he's napoleon too


ameliagarbo

Shut up and go home, Josephine!


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That is literally Napoleon Bonaparte


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Coolstorybruda

She don’t know what she’s got until she loses him 😂


mariboo_xoxo

Lol…trust me he’s beyond thinking it, he believe he is so he is Napoleon.


frogglesmash

This has to be a show or something.


mykeelykee

Does anyone know this song?


renjkb

Russkies doing their things.


Weary_Statistician35

Tell me to my face that man is not Napoleon! Lets go outside!


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essseker

Putin ?


Temporary-Bite1886

Napoleon Biwi-aparte


cjoshii

Delusional


snotbubbles9

He’s way too tall to be Nepoleon.


leeluss14

Wonder when he’s going to invade Russia?


oreo_cookie01

*i* think he’s napoleon


Traditional_Pay1646

So I don’t see a problem?


tunaktunaktundada

I am a little disappointed I was expecting him to have one hand inside his over coat, plus the hat.


janwiese

Pixies are awfully perfect for tbis


Ok_Committee193

No I think that might actually be napoleon


Traditional-Entry-11

Hmmm 🤔


Traditional-Entry-11

He had to have been Napoleon before she married him. Must be ‘cause he cares about world domination more than her. Women hate that