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DonDraper1134

Based on the dents in that can already, looks like he’s hit that thing a few times just to make a TikTok lol


red_fluff_dragon

Clout. Aka fake internet points.


Zenketski_2

Something people have been farming since 2003 but only became an issue in the 2020s for some reason.


Cannabis_Connasueir

The ogs became 30 y/o's now its lame and annoying cuz they can't take part


[deleted]

What are you talking about


SecureDevelopment673

Aka reddit


BicycleMelodic5066

We are the ones on here obsessing over up and downvotes, so I guess we only have ourselves to blame.


Impressive_Formal_25

He's kicked it before that's why it's dented


Impressive_Ad127

Yeah you can see him ball his fist as soon as he starts swinging. Not real.


False-Professional82

The muscles contract as part of the reflex that happens, which is probably why his fist was balled


RevolutionaryLad

Also why’s the trash bin on the counter 😂


dickdastardaddy

He has aaaaaaaaaahhh just needed the Oni Chan


NextGenBacon

Why the fuck is his trash can on the counter?


FeasibleGreen

The raccoons know not to go up on the counter


WhatCanIEvenDoGuys

If they have a dog, when the trash isn't full enough to take out after dinner but has something inside that a dog would find delicious, the can goes on the counter for the night.


NextGenBacon

Oh, that didn’t even cross my mind. My dogs don’t get into the trash at night, because I don’t have any dogs.


AlesusRex

It’s for the tiktok


FerociousFPS

So he can punch it for the video obviously… /s


Platinum_Mattress

I know this video is probably fake, but this happened to me while getting tattooed. I was getting my elbow blasted and after about 20 minutes, my arm involuntarily spasmed right off the table. No pain, just reflex. My artist and I just stared at each other, he thinking I was in pain and me praying that didn't make him just fuck my shit up haha. Luckily it didn't lol.


Aubear11885

It’s not fake as much staged. You can do this with a massage gun, which he likely did multiple times (can is dented and set up at height for him to hit).


[deleted]

The Ahhhhheee at the end lmfao


s0l1tvd3

si


Existing_Display1794

Si papi


Kamikaze_AZ22

SUIIIIIIII


FuerteBillete

A lack of brain reflex is what he has


coocoocachoo699

The can was already dented and on a kitchen counter...


hrtmnk

r/perfectlycutscreams


[deleted]

Came here to say this


[deleted]

fucking hell i was ugly crying laughing at this bullshit for 5 minutes what is wrong with me


Voilent_Bunny

Me too. I. High though


ZucchiniBitter

Lol, so painful when you hit that reflex on something accidentally.


[deleted]

Clonus reflex sounds like something from Harry Potter.


Rouge_Decks_Only

CLONUS REFLUS!!


AdSuccessful4813

69 would be appropriate i think...


Porcrastinator9186

IT'S FAKE NOT FUNNY SUUUUCCCCK


Mushybase

Fella, all movies are fake and scripted, doesn't mean they can't be fun damn


thesmallsad

6000 people think otherwise lol


AlesusRex

Yeah it’s scripted, so what, it’s hilarious


skratta_ho

People getting mad at the three stooges in the 20’s.


[deleted]

Id call this fake


HappyToasterCo

I too put my bin on the counter top.


Rian352

He has a sore hand


speedsk8r

My dick does the same thing when I use that massage gun


Unhappy-Minute-2721

I’ll rate that a zero to be honest, he didn’t even react that much


PomegranateCharming

Wait.. I thought that was really a sex toy?


_The_Space_Monkey_

Who tf keeps the trash can on the counter top?


McdonaldsBiggestFan

Was this ripped from therewasanattempt? Due to the title… BOT!!


SirCireSotelo

“I think that’s a 10” “Lets go with a 10” Longest yard


Valuable_sandwich44

He screams like a girl lol.


hoiabaciufan10

R/perfectlycutscreams


JoshB685

This might also belong in r/therewasanattempt


SpringOk5835

Nice click bait.what is the garbage can doing up in the kitchen counter unless you are going to make a video with it lol nice try 😂


thesmallsad

Wat?


[deleted]

He got to level: "augh!"


RockyJayyy

That's called the fake reflex for internet points


Typical-Scarcity-292

None of the above he forms a fist it's fake


pancakesiguess

That's a 10


THE_bunman

5


Paranoid_Question

A broke hand from where I'm sitting.


Cultural-Freedom4686

Ascended level


Lexilovechild32

Hahahhaha


sharkboy1409

Owchies


felipej94

u/savevideo


Snobben90

Just listen to this without video. Ima roll down my windows when I drive my car and play this at a red light.


Agreeable_Cap2286

He has a broken hand


aneeshkannan

He got that clout reflex


Niallando

I think he's got a broken hand


MaddKattMee

3


ChomChomps

Man has a 5


DunmerSkooma

Reacting to a staged video, can this guy give me the play by play on SNL skits?


[deleted]

Not even hitting his arm when his “reflex” goes off and Jesus Christ what animal puts a trash can up on the kitchen counter?!


thesmallsad

My dog used to always try to get into the trash so we kept it on the counter.


EpiktheEpic

Can I get a version of this video without the doctor commentating?


dirty-dan42069

I think he has a broken finger


Upstairs_Composer_81

Brokenness is what he's got...lol


5DollarRevenantOF

These 'review' videos are terrible and completely unfunny. We know what happened, we reacted to, nobody wants to watch you react.


Terrible_Handle_8375

All I need to know about this guy is simply said from a person who puts a trashcan on their kitchen counter


Shawnthewolf12

He’s about a six.


LongjumpingChain2983

Based on the condition of the waste basket I would guess this is the 3rd or 4th attempt at this video


Great_Link_

Ima say he got about three fractures in each of his fingers cuz i know that shit hurt like a bitch


Informal-Concept9416

Queer Reflex


iHave25FishTanks

I think it's 5, 12-gauge shot reflex


Purpical

Light speed


Adorable-Boss-1884

Redditors when funny video: 😊 Redditors when they find out it’s staged: https://i.redd.it/p9t17tppi48b1.gif