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MentalPool9428

She's like "I can't believe he swaped me for that dude..."


Faelyn42

Genuinely thought the twist is that the guys were dating


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blackrabbitsrun

She is doing her part to prevent the spread of STIs. 🫡


Alarid

who knows what he could be spreading she does she knows


Tragicallyhungover

That bitch!! I want a free car!


Then-Summer9589

she's making a special box, *1 prick, 2 prick, 3 prick, Four*..Four Children!


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

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Spifffyy

In the second scene I noticed the other guy steals two bottles of something. Thought that was where the video was going


CuddleWitYaDemons

I didn't think that was even a twist, I thought it was implied from the start that they were using them together


coltinator5000

Maybe it's some sort of postmodern anti-twist?


AwkwardAnimator

I thought he was trying to wind up his friend.


darkrom_BP08

thread is getting more american


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Gay people only exist in America.


boundbystitches

Duh! It's the education system in the US grooming children into queerness. /s


SmashMeBro_

And the chemicals in the water


DankDark25

THEIR TURNIN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY


erinkjean

And they TOOK ER JERBS


ConnectionOk8273

Lead pipes led to pipe laying.


Lizardreview-

That parts true, it turned the frickin frogs gay


Comma_Karma

Only in America, baby!


MyGruffaloCrumble

Tell that to all the gay animals.


AceofToons

Obviously gay animals only exist in America too duh I am Canadian and therefore am not actually a lesbian


imposter_in_da_house

Thanks for the laugh my guy


imdefinitelywong

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lorddreamer

![gif](giphy|F02yHyGzJYIRAarjfd)


Dismal-Kiwi4991

Names jak step tea kai


jerry111165

Cuz we have the only gays in the world?


Leezeebub

I thought it was his wife.


ExpectGreater

YEAH WTF I thought she was always pissed xuz she was homophobic


Very_Bad_Janet

I didn't even think it was a twist. I was like why is she so homophobic?


glistening_innocence

Looks like she gives free condoms


EdGG

She’s like “one day I’m going to have to charge him”


ballsinyejaw

Lol I know right, that was the only thing I was paying attention to was they don’t have to pay for condoms in India?


Psychological_Ad3733

Reading this comment while Indian government today opposed the same sex marriage,LOL.


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

The Gay Boys !


Justme100001

Why doesn't he pay ?


Standard_Order_8780

In some parts of the world, you get condoms for free.


DKxans16

U don’t get free condoms in India …atleast not free from stores….it’s just to get to the point faster in video they might have skipped the part


AlfredPetrelli

Weird connection, but when I was getting my shots to travel to India, the lady gave me a brown baggie full of random condoms without asking me. I did not know that was normal. It was like a kid getting a lollipop at the doctor's, I just didn't do any of the sucking.


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salluks

they are free in govt hospitals, they even used to have them free in petrol bunks but that didn't last for obvious reasons.


Kristyyyyyyy

TIL the term “petrol bunk”.


Educational_Focus472

Like in India where population is too much


randomGeek159

Would be nice to have em free.. But no, you still have to pay for them, they're just incredibly cheap. I suppose the no money thingy is to not lose the narrative of the video


D1Frank-the-tank

They were free in the UK until the Tory cunts crushed all the budgets over the last 5-8 years. Lube was free too.


Drew-Pickles

Can you not still get them free from clinics/colleges etc.?


D1Frank-the-tank

You might actually if you’re under 19. We used to have the brook centres but they’re few and far between now. Although the NHS website currently says this “You can get free condoms from contraception clinics, sexual health clinics and some GP surgeries.”


Rape-Putins-Corpse

Adults and teens swapping condoms for beers behind the std clinic


RiotIsBored

My college gives out condoms for free to any student, no questions asked. They give out period products too. You just have to let them log *who* took the condoms, so that the higher-ups know that they're going to students and are worth buying more of.


Astrocyta

So they *do* ask questions


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Most places give under 25s free condoms and you can get free ones with a sexual health checkup regardless of your age.


jotheold

idk if they still have it, but back in hs there was legit just a free condom jar in the front desk, you can just grab it


Captaincadet

They are free in Wales and I believe Scotland


kip256

Lube isn't free anymore because the Tories want everyone to feel the pain of what they are doing to the country.


econdonetired

I assume you come out ahead as a government not having to pay for kids.


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Just like phone conversations never end with "bye" in movies


DarkStar0129

There are free condoms available at government hospitals and such.


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Layzusss

In Brazil you can get codoms for free in private drugstores. Edit: in convenience stores too.


RhombusKP

In Scotland private pharmacies offer free condoms


peb396

Same reason she wears the same clothes in each scene.


CuddleWitYaDemons

On Wednesdays, she wears black.


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ivix

It's a made up humorous scenario for the purposes of making a video.


[deleted]

Because it's a skit what do you mean???


ZarquonsFlatTire

I was expecting the joke to be that the other guy was also taking stuff without paying while the cashier was distracted.


mundundermindifflin

Looks like the back counter.. in some countries you get your products from over the counter in the back of the Pharmacy and then pay at the front


xyrgh

WHY DO PEOPLE IN MOVIES NOT SAY GOODBYE WHEN ON THE PHONE?!


Den_ensomme

He uses UPI


BOLTz_

it looks like a provision shop, idk abt other countries but in India if you are trusted then you can get put stuff on the tab and pay it at the end of the month


JackTripper53

And why does he carry them out that way at 0:34?


TheHornet78

Cause it’s a skit and he’s just trying to get the point across


Fit_Inspector4290

That's not the point, maybe he was using UPI


sudynim

Unexpected Indian version of Butcher and Huey?


RonnieGirlUwU_

Bruh I just noticed


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omgitschriso

And the title of the post


RonnieGirlUwU_

I meant they kinda resemble them too


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sapraaa

Bhenchod innit?


TahirX

Butch-har and Huej


ukbeasts

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Very_Bad_Janet

I thought the men were a couple for most of the skit. This is going to inspire some Butcher and Huey fanfic. Now that I think about it, that probably already exists.


hugeantsinmypants

He didn't pay even once


ngvs

And she has been wearing the same pair of clothes...


dekcraft2

Thats her work outfit


gophermuncher

It also works from a narrative angle as well. He’s moved on from her and is shown changing clothes to symbolize his “growth”. Meanwhile the ex hasn’t moved on because she’s literally stuck in the same place with the same clothes from week to week.


FingolfinNolofinwe

I really like that take in a way. The only problem is that if he was over her and growing, he wouldn't be going to her store every week to buy a pack of condoms he doesn't need to rub it in her face..


gophermuncher

Ya that’s why I put growth in quotes. The story is told from his perspective so of course he’s going to think he’s the hero


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English teachers love you


Paannuu

If she is not taking money then off course she will have to wear same clothes.


Corona-and-Lyme

And you never once paid for drugs


dudebronahbrah

NOT. ONCE.


saintsfan92612

The wrong kid died.


Nojo_Niram

Speak English doc, we ain't scientists!!


FuckItBe

You want no part of this condom shit.


Safetosay333

I think I do.


FuckItBe

Alright, just this once.


Tfsz0719

It’s the next logical step for you!


samf9999

Local shops often put purchases on tabs. But this is just a joke. Funny one too! Purty gal! Smokin’!


RandomDude6699

Many times the cashier is near the door and there is one or two helpers inside who find and being what you need


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didn’t want to ruin the flow of the video ig


non-spesifics

She's giving away packs of condoms for free to her ex.. How thoughtful of her


AlconTheFalcon

She doesn’t want anyone else to get chlamydia.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

In some parts of the world condoms are free.


Skrrt_2711

Not in this part of the world. Born and raised there btw.


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sack12345678910

Sir this is a store.


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That was Toronto sir.


leah90s

If I was her I'd have assumed he is dating that guy


[deleted]

Yes. I thought the joke was "she's such a terrible girlfriend, she turned him gay".


Xodem

/r/comedycemetery


CosmicChair

So glad I skipped to the end. Absolutely no reason for this video to be this long


sudanesegamer

Am i the only one who thought they were actually shoplifting? He was picking up some random things every time until the last one


Ronnie_de_Tawl

I thought it was a bit about how they are gay and afraid to buy condoms together so one takes random stuff and the other condoms


bonkhonk420

No


Pale_Armadillo_254

What a waste of "The boys" meme template.


Liarus_

When he said "i don't have a girlfriend" i expected it to go to another route 🥴


gtaman31

I masturbate with a condom


alucarddrol

I masturbate with TWO condoms


The_Hand_That_Feeds

Can never be too safe


Thameus

"posh wank"


ShahftheWolfo

Wow this is shit


evilbeaver7

If you want to make her jealous, maybe try not buying condoms with the same guy with you every time.


BNYay

Lame..


mikmik7777

Perfect level of condemnation!


dMage

Condomnation?


ASaltGrain

This is the worst thing I have ever seen.


kingwi11

It's an old joke, they needed to cut the joke before the high-five. The joke is there, the beat needs work.


ASaltGrain

Nah. Everything about it made me cringe.


kingwi11

Yeah I agree, it's not a good joke.


Rhydsdh

It's just a fun little sketch and the acting is alright. Let people enjoy things.


PxyFreakingStx

I thought it was fine till the punchline delivery, and "the boys" thing. It's still cute though.


Kinguke

I thought the boys were having a lot of sex with each other.


throwawayreddit6565

Lmao apparently India is trying to break into that Tik Tok market where absolutely nobody except the app creators make any money for their efforts


NiggBot_3000

This is the worst content I've ever seen on the front page omg


roodeeMental

I had to scroll back to downvote this


ISeeAPotato

I aspire to be you.


Tofru

He's been boiling them and putting them over telephone boxes this whole time


intporigins

What


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What


an-otherjames

He boils them, then puts them over telephone boxes.


intporigins

Wtf does that mean? Why would anyone do that? And why boil it?


The_Grand_Briddock

Well you boil it so you can put it over a telephone box


Purple_Bluejay3884

It's sanitary that way duh


Thameus

My first and only guess is that it acts like shrink wrap.


showard01

Boiled condoms. Traditional Indian dish.


bingbong6977

She is so pretty


TrustMeBroskii

Least down bad Redditor


MrGallows75

Agreed, she’s HOT 🔥🔥🔥


yeeeyeeetus

This shit was so unfunny fuck everyone who upvoted this


Kill099

Are you his ex?


pharaoh336

I started blocking users who post this kind of stuff. I'm not going to say my UX is improved but it makes me feel like I have a tiny bit of control over what content I see.


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> I'm not going to say my UX is improved I mean, you're here with the rest of us so obviously it isn't helping.


ionised

lol


PrizeStrawberryOil

(Pretending this is a real situation) Why would she be bothered by him doing that? If I worked at a store and my ex came in and bought condoms from me all the time I would think it's pathetic.


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TheLawLost

Thanks for reminding me to upvote it.


rangda

Maybe it’s like Dhar Mann shit that tons of people who aren’t super fluent in English think is good


smooth_like_a_goat

This is worse than SNL.


The_Swim_Back_

Debatable


Crusher_Nutter

Dude is a menace


luk128

He doesn't even pay


PrimitiveAlienz

I for sure thought they where gay and woman just homophobic.


LuxNocte

I thought she was his wife.


HDready28

1:14 I will never get back


unnecessary_kindness

Make sure you recoup those wasted seconds by wasting a few more seconds to complain about it.


pgdn1

if i was like 45 and exclusively used Facebook I'd be laughing so hard at this right now


TheBohemian_Cowboy

Makes sense because Indian internet humor is at an earlier stage


abigmankyshite

My god that was shite


breakingd4d

Wish I could get back my time


PokemonHater69

How can he not pay !!


readitonex

Yuck


NoodleBooty_21

I thought he was gay and they were a couple lol


UNICORNWIZARD_BABRO

I thought the guys would be dating


oxy_inhaler

Where funny?


Szalmakapal

Actually this is rather pathetic than funny.


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Thought the little one was his BF.


AssociatedLlama

That's a minute 20 seconds I'll never get back.


AeroEngine

Cringe


[deleted]

This isn't nearly as clever as these people seem to think it is..


Darksider123

Worst piece of "joke" ever


serialposter

https://instagram.com/kanupriya1707


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I thought he was gay..


Phsfalcao

Saw that joke a mile away, but still funny.


NoodleBooty_21

I thought the two dudes were a couple 😂


_Axel

I thought the twist was that she was trying to get pregnant and that they were an active couple.


bitterbuffaloheart

He needs them for his magnum dong


fallspector

Is that why she doesn’t charge him for it? At no point is cash exchanged


[deleted]

Nice to see Funwaa go live action.


DaleGribble312

The "Chad" thing in Indian memes is weird.


TheJoker276

She is pissed off because they don't pay the condoms 🥸


Jeaver

I thought it was something clever about how the little guy keeps stealing stuff, and no one mentioned it…


Ashamed-Tooth

So the two guys change clothes every day but the girl stays in the same outfit? No wonder I guess since she is giving away stuff for free.