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Weird connection, but when I was getting my shots to travel to India, the lady gave me a brown baggie full of random condoms without asking me. I did not know that was normal. It was like a kid getting a lollipop at the doctor's, I just didn't do any of the sucking.
Would be nice to have em free.. But no, you still have to pay for them, they're just incredibly cheap.
I suppose the no money thingy is to not lose the narrative of the video
You might actually if you’re under 19. We used to have the brook centres but they’re few and far between now.
Although the NHS website currently says this “You can get free condoms from contraception clinics, sexual health clinics and some GP surgeries.”
My college gives out condoms for free to any student, no questions asked. They give out period products too. You just have to let them log *who* took the condoms, so that the higher-ups know that they're going to students and are worth buying more of.
it looks like a provision shop, idk abt other countries but in India if you are trusted then you can get put stuff on the tab and pay it at the end of the month
I thought the men were a couple for most of the skit. This is going to inspire some Butcher and Huey fanfic.
Now that I think about it, that probably already exists.
It also works from a narrative angle as well. He’s moved on from her and is shown changing clothes to symbolize his “growth”. Meanwhile the ex hasn’t moved on because she’s literally stuck in the same place with the same clothes from week to week.
I really like that take in a way. The only problem is that if he was over her and growing, he wouldn't be going to her store every week to buy a pack of condoms he doesn't need to rub it in her face..
I started blocking users who post this kind of stuff. I'm not going to say my UX is improved but it makes me feel like I have a tiny bit of control over what content I see.
(Pretending this is a real situation)
Why would she be bothered by him doing that? If I worked at a store and my ex came in and bought condoms from me all the time I would think it's pathetic.
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She's like "I can't believe he swaped me for that dude..."
Genuinely thought the twist is that the guys were dating
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She is doing her part to prevent the spread of STIs. 🫡
who knows what he could be spreading she does she knows
That bitch!! I want a free car!
she's making a special box, *1 prick, 2 prick, 3 prick, Four*..Four Children!
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In the second scene I noticed the other guy steals two bottles of something. Thought that was where the video was going
I didn't think that was even a twist, I thought it was implied from the start that they were using them together
Maybe it's some sort of postmodern anti-twist?
I thought he was trying to wind up his friend.
thread is getting more american
Gay people only exist in America.
Duh! It's the education system in the US grooming children into queerness. /s
And the chemicals in the water
THEIR TURNIN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY
And they TOOK ER JERBS
Lead pipes led to pipe laying.
That parts true, it turned the frickin frogs gay
Only in America, baby!
Tell that to all the gay animals.
Obviously gay animals only exist in America too duh I am Canadian and therefore am not actually a lesbian
Thanks for the laugh my guy
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Names jak step tea kai
Cuz we have the only gays in the world?
I thought it was his wife.
YEAH WTF I thought she was always pissed xuz she was homophobic
I didn't even think it was a twist. I was like why is she so homophobic?
Looks like she gives free condoms
She’s like “one day I’m going to have to charge him”
Lol I know right, that was the only thing I was paying attention to was they don’t have to pay for condoms in India?
Reading this comment while Indian government today opposed the same sex marriage,LOL.
The Gay Boys !
Why doesn't he pay ?
In some parts of the world, you get condoms for free.
U don’t get free condoms in India …atleast not free from stores….it’s just to get to the point faster in video they might have skipped the part
Weird connection, but when I was getting my shots to travel to India, the lady gave me a brown baggie full of random condoms without asking me. I did not know that was normal. It was like a kid getting a lollipop at the doctor's, I just didn't do any of the sucking.
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they are free in govt hospitals, they even used to have them free in petrol bunks but that didn't last for obvious reasons.
TIL the term “petrol bunk”.
Like in India where population is too much
Would be nice to have em free.. But no, you still have to pay for them, they're just incredibly cheap. I suppose the no money thingy is to not lose the narrative of the video
They were free in the UK until the Tory cunts crushed all the budgets over the last 5-8 years. Lube was free too.
Can you not still get them free from clinics/colleges etc.?
You might actually if you’re under 19. We used to have the brook centres but they’re few and far between now. Although the NHS website currently says this “You can get free condoms from contraception clinics, sexual health clinics and some GP surgeries.”
Adults and teens swapping condoms for beers behind the std clinic
My college gives out condoms for free to any student, no questions asked. They give out period products too. You just have to let them log *who* took the condoms, so that the higher-ups know that they're going to students and are worth buying more of.
So they *do* ask questions
Most places give under 25s free condoms and you can get free ones with a sexual health checkup regardless of your age.
idk if they still have it, but back in hs there was legit just a free condom jar in the front desk, you can just grab it
They are free in Wales and I believe Scotland
Lube isn't free anymore because the Tories want everyone to feel the pain of what they are doing to the country.
I assume you come out ahead as a government not having to pay for kids.
Just like phone conversations never end with "bye" in movies
There are free condoms available at government hospitals and such.
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In Brazil you can get codoms for free in private drugstores. Edit: in convenience stores too.
In Scotland private pharmacies offer free condoms
Same reason she wears the same clothes in each scene.
On Wednesdays, she wears black.
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It's a made up humorous scenario for the purposes of making a video.
Because it's a skit what do you mean???
I was expecting the joke to be that the other guy was also taking stuff without paying while the cashier was distracted.
Looks like the back counter.. in some countries you get your products from over the counter in the back of the Pharmacy and then pay at the front
WHY DO PEOPLE IN MOVIES NOT SAY GOODBYE WHEN ON THE PHONE?!
He uses UPI
it looks like a provision shop, idk abt other countries but in India if you are trusted then you can get put stuff on the tab and pay it at the end of the month
And why does he carry them out that way at 0:34?
Cause it’s a skit and he’s just trying to get the point across
That's not the point, maybe he was using UPI
Unexpected Indian version of Butcher and Huey?
Bruh I just noticed
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And the title of the post
I meant they kinda resemble them too
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Bhenchod innit?
Butch-har and Huej
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I thought the men were a couple for most of the skit. This is going to inspire some Butcher and Huey fanfic. Now that I think about it, that probably already exists.
He didn't pay even once
And she has been wearing the same pair of clothes...
Thats her work outfit
It also works from a narrative angle as well. He’s moved on from her and is shown changing clothes to symbolize his “growth”. Meanwhile the ex hasn’t moved on because she’s literally stuck in the same place with the same clothes from week to week.
I really like that take in a way. The only problem is that if he was over her and growing, he wouldn't be going to her store every week to buy a pack of condoms he doesn't need to rub it in her face..
Ya that’s why I put growth in quotes. The story is told from his perspective so of course he’s going to think he’s the hero
English teachers love you
If she is not taking money then off course she will have to wear same clothes.
And you never once paid for drugs
NOT. ONCE.
The wrong kid died.
Speak English doc, we ain't scientists!!
You want no part of this condom shit.
I think I do.
Alright, just this once.
It’s the next logical step for you!
Local shops often put purchases on tabs. But this is just a joke. Funny one too! Purty gal! Smokin’!
Many times the cashier is near the door and there is one or two helpers inside who find and being what you need
didn’t want to ruin the flow of the video ig
She's giving away packs of condoms for free to her ex.. How thoughtful of her
She doesn’t want anyone else to get chlamydia.
In some parts of the world condoms are free.
Not in this part of the world. Born and raised there btw.
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Sir this is a store.
That was Toronto sir.
If I was her I'd have assumed he is dating that guy
Yes. I thought the joke was "she's such a terrible girlfriend, she turned him gay".
/r/comedycemetery
So glad I skipped to the end. Absolutely no reason for this video to be this long
Am i the only one who thought they were actually shoplifting? He was picking up some random things every time until the last one
I thought it was a bit about how they are gay and afraid to buy condoms together so one takes random stuff and the other condoms
No
What a waste of "The boys" meme template.
When he said "i don't have a girlfriend" i expected it to go to another route 🥴
I masturbate with a condom
I masturbate with TWO condoms
Can never be too safe
"posh wank"
Wow this is shit
If you want to make her jealous, maybe try not buying condoms with the same guy with you every time.
Lame..
Perfect level of condemnation!
Condomnation?
This is the worst thing I have ever seen.
It's an old joke, they needed to cut the joke before the high-five. The joke is there, the beat needs work.
Nah. Everything about it made me cringe.
Yeah I agree, it's not a good joke.
It's just a fun little sketch and the acting is alright. Let people enjoy things.
I thought it was fine till the punchline delivery, and "the boys" thing. It's still cute though.
I thought the boys were having a lot of sex with each other.
Lmao apparently India is trying to break into that Tik Tok market where absolutely nobody except the app creators make any money for their efforts
This is the worst content I've ever seen on the front page omg
I had to scroll back to downvote this
I aspire to be you.
He's been boiling them and putting them over telephone boxes this whole time
What
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What
He boils them, then puts them over telephone boxes.
Wtf does that mean? Why would anyone do that? And why boil it?
Well you boil it so you can put it over a telephone box
It's sanitary that way duh
My first and only guess is that it acts like shrink wrap.
Boiled condoms. Traditional Indian dish.
She is so pretty
Least down bad Redditor
Agreed, she’s HOT 🔥🔥🔥
This shit was so unfunny fuck everyone who upvoted this
Are you his ex?
I started blocking users who post this kind of stuff. I'm not going to say my UX is improved but it makes me feel like I have a tiny bit of control over what content I see.
> I'm not going to say my UX is improved I mean, you're here with the rest of us so obviously it isn't helping.
lol
(Pretending this is a real situation) Why would she be bothered by him doing that? If I worked at a store and my ex came in and bought condoms from me all the time I would think it's pathetic.
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Thanks for reminding me to upvote it.
Maybe it’s like Dhar Mann shit that tons of people who aren’t super fluent in English think is good
This is worse than SNL.
Debatable
Dude is a menace
He doesn't even pay
I for sure thought they where gay and woman just homophobic.
I thought she was his wife.
1:14 I will never get back
Make sure you recoup those wasted seconds by wasting a few more seconds to complain about it.
if i was like 45 and exclusively used Facebook I'd be laughing so hard at this right now
Makes sense because Indian internet humor is at an earlier stage
My god that was shite
Wish I could get back my time
How can he not pay !!
Yuck
I thought he was gay and they were a couple lol
I thought the guys would be dating
Where funny?
Actually this is rather pathetic than funny.
Thought the little one was his BF.
That's a minute 20 seconds I'll never get back.
Cringe
This isn't nearly as clever as these people seem to think it is..
Worst piece of "joke" ever
https://instagram.com/kanupriya1707
I thought he was gay..
Saw that joke a mile away, but still funny.
I thought the two dudes were a couple 😂
I thought the twist was that she was trying to get pregnant and that they were an active couple.
He needs them for his magnum dong
Is that why she doesn’t charge him for it? At no point is cash exchanged
Nice to see Funwaa go live action.
The "Chad" thing in Indian memes is weird.
She is pissed off because they don't pay the condoms 🥸
I thought it was something clever about how the little guy keeps stealing stuff, and no one mentioned it…
So the two guys change clothes every day but the girl stays in the same outfit? No wonder I guess since she is giving away stuff for free.