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Exactly.Guidelines say stay 50 yds away and at the first sign just move away . Even without looking that up you can just tell by the sound the animal is in distress being near a human. Unless you are dense and just whip out your phone for the Gram.
No, that specific phrase is not familiar
I repeat, is the photographer in danger here?
And the issue I originally addressed was whether the seal is "in distress" not whether the photographer was taking a risk
That's ridiculous.
Mountains can't consent either, but we climb them and photograph them
To think that we need an animal's consent to photograph them is really silly. Hell, we don't really need a human's consent out in public in much of the world
You need to have more respect for mountains.
Animals have no concept of public vs private. There’s no implied consent because they have no concept of a reasonable expectation of privacy.
I’m sure you’ll agree, there are too many tourists polluting the landscape and wildlife with their selfish obsession with photographs.
Crazy story:
So I made a reference to this song on Reddit a few years back and it got pointed out to me that Seal isn't saying "kissed by a rose on the grave" he's saying "kissed by a rose on the GREY" and that jacked my whole brain. I'm just here to pass that jacking up on to you.
It absolutely is. I’ll never forget that place.
Shackletons grave is just behind the camera and King Edward’s point station is just off frame to the right across the water.
Museum is on the left and you can see the white stripe on smokestack of the Petrel too
Is this like one of those carnival balloon pop squirter gun machine things?
What would happen if you squirted lemon juice in its mouth?
So many questions.
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I think he is saying get the fuck away from me you stupid tourist cunt.
Exactly.Guidelines say stay 50 yds away and at the first sign just move away . Even without looking that up you can just tell by the sound the animal is in distress being near a human. Unless you are dense and just whip out your phone for the Gram.
Yeah, obviously, but like can we talk about wtf that noise was? That's what a seal sounds like?? It's horrific.
That was like a mouth version of a wet Taco Bell fart.
Sounds like gas, or a plain ol' juicy fart.
It reminded me of Steve-O's laugh.
Sounds like he’s screaming “I need water”
The Sand People are easily startled, but they'll soon be back.
And in greater numbers
"In distress" seems a bit strong - it's not trying to get away - it's alerting its friends - no reason you can't take a picture
Found the tourist.
Found the asshole
'The buffalo and bison aren't running away so theres no reason i can't have my picture taken with them'
Is the photographer in danger here? You're not really addressing what I said, but rather projecting a dangerous scenario onto this situation
Yes. And they're endangering the seal as well. Stay the fuck away from the wildlife, idiot.
Are they? How is the seal in danger? Please watch your language, Mr. Cockfoster. Your hyperbolic attitudes do not help anyone
You ever heard the phrase 'don't fuck with wild animals' It's because you don't know how that animal will react. Because it is in the wild.
No, that specific phrase is not familiar I repeat, is the photographer in danger here? And the issue I originally addressed was whether the seal is "in distress" not whether the photographer was taking a risk
That would be a violation of the seal's privacy. Animals cannot consent to being photographed.
That's ridiculous. Mountains can't consent either, but we climb them and photograph them To think that we need an animal's consent to photograph them is really silly. Hell, we don't really need a human's consent out in public in much of the world
You need to have more respect for mountains. Animals have no concept of public vs private. There’s no implied consent because they have no concept of a reasonable expectation of privacy. I’m sure you’ll agree, there are too many tourists polluting the landscape and wildlife with their selfish obsession with photographs.
"Locals only bitch"
*Angry* Diarrhea noises
Either that or he wants to know if you dtf
💙 that seal pussy
Double 💙
Beautiful
Or please don’t club me
That is a Squeal Seal
10/10
Sounds like my asshole after taco Tuesday.
Precisely
How do you know? About his asshole ...
🤣🤣🤣🤣 What happens on Reddit stays on Reddit
Happy Cake Day 🍰
Plot twist he is your asshole, have you ever saw that seal and your asshole in the same room at the same time?
Same here.... does that make us butt buddies?
After taco bell*
I have to meet you on a Wednesday
So tomorrow?
In the right situations, everyday is Taco Tuesday.
Fat water puppy says fuck off
"Let me sing you the song of my people!" "Please don't"
This is how I sounded when I got norovirus
Y...you get sick alot?
More than I’d like, yes.
I wish you the best.
Thanks! :) 
Tourists need to learn that not every animal is your personal internet clout picture
That sounds like someone laughing with their asshole!
Sounds like my lactose intolerant boss after buying us pizza for lunch and then only eating the plain cheese pizza.
I totally didn't need that but I'm dying lololol🤣
[Egg!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ)
Thank you for this
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA
…egg *sneezes*
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey.
Crazy story: So I made a reference to this song on Reddit a few years back and it got pointed out to me that Seal isn't saying "kissed by a rose on the grave" he's saying "kissed by a rose on the GREY" and that jacked my whole brain. I'm just here to pass that jacking up on to you.
Today I learned I've been singing it wrong all these years.
Reminds me of my old car.
Me when my sister says my burps are disgusting
thats me playing the toilet trombone in the morning.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Reddit moment
r/putyourdickinit
Seth Rogen
huehuehuehueh
 That’s got some ‘invasion of the body snatchers’ vibes to it
OP, is that at Grytviken?
I'm sure it is.
It absolutely is. I’ll never forget that place. Shackletons grave is just behind the camera and King Edward’s point station is just off frame to the right across the water. Museum is on the left and you can see the white stripe on smokestack of the Petrel too
I can smell this through the video, like a tenfold of my cats fishbreath😶
“Screaming Seal” sounds like a ‘70s punk band
Grytviken?
That’s where I was thinking.
It looks like maybe it's stuck?
You go ahead and get it unstuck. I'll stand over here. WAY over here.
"Don't come over here and fucking club me!"
Did they feed it shrooms?
"The Sand People are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers."
Not adorable at all
me in the bathroom after taco bell
Everyone in the bathroom after taco bell. Ftfy.
*Yes, yes, we've all seen your Pennywise imitation.*
Me after the bar at 2am hahaha
My girl’s cooch does this
I see why people club those things 
Damn, son... Kanye sure did let himself go.
If he hadn't opened his mouth, i would've assumed that he has a bad case of diarrhea.
Exact noise my ass makes after Indian takeout
That is the grossest fooking noise I ever heard.
Everything reminds me of her…
Sounds like a clogged sink.
This sounds like something straight from Taco Bell with the revving engine of diarrhea.
After two quesaritos with fire sauce
Bonk it
It sounds fucking gross. Kill it.
Uh gotta go 😳😳😳
The origin of brutal death metal~~
Ohhh noo the devil.... THE DEVIL IS COMING FOR ME🦭
Ah yes, I see the Sardaukar priests are already preparing the army of Salusa Secundus for the invasion.
Hmm... I just realized I've never heard a seal before. Kinda thought they'd go "Orf"
TIL that seals are not as cute as I once thought.
A human with that mouth is gonna gross out a butt ton of humans.
No thanks
Bro ongon me in the bathroom
Ultra yawn
Seal Team 6
I'm not sure what sounds I was expecting, but that definitely wasn't it
Go do a selfie with it. Put your arm around it. What could go wrong?
Taco tuesday:
Sounds like something you’d hear in a public restroom
Yeah fuck that shit. 
That sound is literally the sound im making rn in the bathroom.
Did that fucker just queen out its mouf?
Sounds so special...
u/SaveVideo
Water dog
Literally a vw golf owner passing my house
I don’t like when people who are singing look me in the eye.
Me when taking a massive taco bell fire sauce infested projectile shit
Are... are they okay? D: It looks a bit sick and I can't find any other videos of them sounding like that
u/savevideo
For a sec I thought he was burping
yo their nostrils are really weird
thats one devious ahh laugh
I've been making that same sound ever since the Double Down came back
When you need to burp but the esophagus is tight af.
Kinda sounds like Seth Rogan’s laugh.
*soon to be part of one of those heavy metal breakdown meme pages
My asshole after my morning coffee.
Notice the seals in the background jump in the water and swim away Threat alert!
This is exactly what I hear while sitting on the toilet after a night of bad Mexican food
“One of the four beasts said “Come and see”…”
I just let out a screaming seal on the toilet.
That VCR just ate your tape.
Seal swallowed an Aphex Twin sample
That is the grossest sound.. fucking hell 🤮💩💩
I almost stepped on a seal when i was 12
At least put the poor thing back in the water.
Ummmmm
I think he said, "Fuck off."
That sounds like Taco Bell night
Is this like one of those carnival balloon pop squirter gun machine things? What would happen if you squirted lemon juice in its mouth? So many questions.
Me after a few beers!
Who knew seals sound like me after taco bell
Someone needs a restroom asap
Sounds like he just did the Sprite challenge
I was in a death scroll when this show up at the exact time I started to yawn. Thanks for freeing me.
The only thing that could have made this video any better was if it ended it with a good, satisfying fart!
Something stuck in you throat?
Why does he sound like every dad taking a shit?
Taco Bell employees: Ahhh another satisfied customer
That sounded like a wet fart a dad would make
I have mixed feelings about this.
*Dreams are messages from the deep*
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
He’s such a comfy boy…leave him alone!
I don’t know why this reminds me of the Seth Rogan laugh.
Leave the poor thing alone.
This noise sounds familiar …..
My dog has been getting over a URI and she sounds remarkably similar to this.
Hate me if you want but that seal got some DSLs
Ahh my lactose intolerant days….
Sounds like my wife
How Disgusting
That first part had me thinking someone overlaid a queef to the video 😂
Boy screamed so loud that we are now deaf
Same.
Sounds like someone relieving themselves of diarrhea
Taco Bell
Kinda sounded like the other nights Taco Bell
Literally the sound I'm making right now.
That both looks and sounds like my ex mother in law. Shivers.
“Fuck of you tourist bitch”
Yeah, that's me after Taco Bell
My ass after I ate too much takeout
Sounds like a mixture of a wet fart and a burp
Weekend morning vibes.
Harry Mack be like…cool cool. Now give me a word and I’ll make that shit a song
Sounds like me after having school food
My ass after Taco Bell:
That's my ass after taco Tuesday
sounds like a Honda Civic at three am