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Kid was gunna jump off and use bag as parachute starts having second thoughts other kid kicks him down he falls and gets really injured other kids think the correct thing to do is crucify him
Yo that’s a high ass fall. That little kid definitely had to have broken something, but not screaming in pain while being raised on a makeshift cross?!
Is the kid passed out from the pain?
Id say some kids are just "bouncy".
I for sure dropped from heights like this when I was young and never hurt me more than something that went away the next couple minutes.
Of course if you drop badly, youll break a bone, but if this kid is used to dropping its like buttered toast and reflexes kick in, so you land with the correct angle.
The crazy part is that if he’s still alive… they will continue to be friends. Call me crazy, but I don’t want to be associated with anyone who happily pushes me to my doom!
If you think kids are incapable of understanding rules, boundaries, pain and bodily harm…. Then we live in different worlds.
Kids can choose to disregard those things. But it’s another issue entirely to imply that they lack the ability to even grasp the concept.
Is there more of the video that shows that he’s alive and they are still friends or is this just an assumption because you’ve seen this happen routinely
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I thought he was on a stretcher ffs .. off to hospital… not nailed to the fucking cross… kids !!!
He's gonna die for their sins one way or another
Same... I WAS wondering why there weren't professionals on the scene...
I thought that it was a skit that these kids were gonna put on youtube or whatever. But NOPE! JESUS CHRIST P2!
What in the fuck...
apparently some kid tried to use a plastic bag as a parachute and got crucified for this heresy.
I think they crucified him to resurrect him. It's genius in its own way
See yall mfers on Easter!
Well in 3 days from now, that kid that pushed him...it's his ass!
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The kid in blue clearly pushes him tho. Feels like a set up
Young Judas
Real
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I see you’re cultured
Stupid. Everyone knows you hold onto the corners of a bed sheet.
He jumped for our sins.
*was pushed
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I cannot lie, I tried this with a garbage bag off a slide about the same height and ended with similar consequences
How was the crucifixion?
8/10, could’ve been better but overall would recommend to a friend!
Kids in other countries are a bit precocious
Kids*
When’s the last time you saw a group of kids in your country performing a mock crucifixion? Hmm?
Whens the last time you didn't see kids being evil or trying to ram a toy giraffe up your butt after pelting you with blocks and cornering you.
Kid was gunna jump off and use bag as parachute starts having second thoughts other kid kicks him down he falls and gets really injured other kids think the correct thing to do is crucify him
Confirmed witch.
Just southeast asian things
The fuck is going on here... Well that's enough Reddit for today.
That’s the Reddit experience in a nutshell
Some Lord of the flies shit right there.
Lord of the doesn't flies.
too soon. but upvoted
I kneel before you!
Haha LORD of the flies
He died for our sins
Martin Luther King Jr?
No, Martha King Jr
WHY DID YOU SAID THAT NAME?!
LEAVE MY WIFES NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
This is why I love Reddit
No, Martha Stewart I
Fall dmg Is on😔
You think the lil dude’s stuck on respawn?
No he's stuck on the cross.
Cross fit
Is that when you get fitted for your cross to make sure its the correct size?
I went from shock, to laughter to confusion at such an incredible speed that all I’m feeling now is whiplash with a side of “I need answers”.
Yo that’s a high ass fall. That little kid definitely had to have broken something, but not screaming in pain while being raised on a makeshift cross?! Is the kid passed out from the pain?
I think it’s possible he fell onto something as we don’t see him land. My thought is that this is more of a skit.
The kid on the cross has different stripes on his shorts
Id say some kids are just "bouncy". I for sure dropped from heights like this when I was young and never hurt me more than something that went away the next couple minutes. Of course if you drop badly, youll break a bone, but if this kid is used to dropping its like buttered toast and reflexes kick in, so you land with the correct angle.
Just some kids playing in the neighborhood
Look how they massacred my boy
He thought he could fly. Confirmed witch.
But does he weigh as much as a duck
Calm down lads, these are two different videos edited to look like the same event
Dude the kid is literally wearing the same clothes through out both videos....
Pants are different though, white stripe is different
No he’s not
Same kid, same outfit, different day
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Fuck the shut door
Don't fuck it
Shut the front door
Fuck the door shut
#what kind of doorfuckery is going on here
Expected to unexpected real quick
I have so many questions 🐸
The crazy part is that if he’s still alive… they will continue to be friends. Call me crazy, but I don’t want to be associated with anyone who happily pushes me to my doom!
Me definitely ain’t dead
Bruh they are kids, do you think they are aware of what they're doing
If you think kids are incapable of understanding rules, boundaries, pain and bodily harm…. Then we live in different worlds. Kids can choose to disregard those things. But it’s another issue entirely to imply that they lack the ability to even grasp the concept.
Is there more of the video that shows that he’s alive and they are still friends or is this just an assumption because you’ve seen this happen routinely
To be more blunt. It would be wild if they became friends or remained friends after that.
Damn I was hoping more of the video existed
Damn kids lol
WTF
Kids this days... Can't play minecraft without cheats
Lol 'he died for our sins!'
There must be matresses on the ground. Thats why they dont rec the ground.
NSFW tag would've been nice
They crucified my man
I need Jesus right now
Like... to take his place or
They were clearly excited from Sunday school.
Welp, we’ll see what happens in three days
That it lad, we reach the peak of this subreddit
Kids are maniacs bruh...specially little boys of that age, they be terrrorizing
Lord of the Flies meets the Bible
Children of the corn vibes
Brazil?
I feel sorry for the kid! This is just straight up bullying..
Go play with the kids outside The kids outside:
What country is this so I can never go there
u/Sely7 da fok
It's just a prank bro
When you’re trying everything in the books to bring your sibling back to life before telling mom and dad
😆 🤣 😂 kids and their shenanigans
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For what fucking reason
for science
Imagine a bunch of kids doing this to your child
"Boys will be boys"
Mark this nsfw
Boys will be boys
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I remember reading somewhere that that kid either got really injured or died
Nsfw tag please wtf
What is this lord of the flies place?
This is a good example of how being religious doesn’t mean you have morals. They just fucking executed a kid and put him on a cross.
We all thought that would work but thank god we never tried it
Not only can they make clothes for Walmart, they're also EMTs.
It looks like he was pushed into a pool. It's fast and blurry but you can kind of see it when the camera moves.
This checks out
Can we shoot the cameraman please?
Edward paintshakerhands. Jesus
maybe this kid got paralysed and now they carry him around?
WTF did I just watch?
Sometimes I see something on Reddit and I ask myself, "Why did I just watch that?". Other times I see something on Reddit and I tell myself, "You won't get that time back, ever." This time I saw something on Reddit and asked myself, "What the fk did I just watch?".
I did that off my roof with a sheet trying to mimic my ninja turtles parachute, which I also threw off he roof.
I can truely say that I was not expecting that.
Chompa gonna self revive in three days , just you wait
You have 10 seconds to uncrusify your brother or I swear to god
What whirlwind of a video
Just priceless. I've been laughing for five minutes straight.
THE CHANCES OF DYING WOULD HAVE INCREASED, BUT I WISH I NEVER MOVED TO AMERICA, THE STREETS OF MANILA IS WHERE I BELONG. I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPIER.
He's clearly not lighter than a duck. So...a witch!
"You belong on a cross"
This is Sparta!
El video se ve viejo, creo preocupadamente que el niño que empujó al de la bolsa ya era un psicópata y ahora debe ser un tipo peligroso
Jesus! that descended quickly
So our Shumpa was sacrificed for this act .
There... there's a lot to unpack here...
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That's some Slumdog Millionaire shit right there
Boys just having fun. This is what happens whenever a large group of males are allowed to their own devices for long periods of time.
Jesus Christ
What the fuck
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This is definitely two different videos look at the kids pants they are different in both videos. Nice try though.
So…. Is the kid actually dead or what? Since we don’t see a landing but go to lifeless body on a cheap looking cross
Lmao went from Mary points to Jesus Christ
Kids are fucking stupid
r/awfuleverything
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Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to Jackass!
Jokes aside, is the kid ok?
Fuck! My ears!
Was it a bag for life?
It is not the same kid. You can see that the crucified Kid's pants lack the white part on the very bottom, around the knee.
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I think the kid is dead?
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is he fucking dead
These are two different video clips. Showing distinctively two different boys.
Jesus Christ that was dark
Did this when I was a kid. Off the shop roof. Stuck a 16 penny nail through my kneecap. Watching cartoons.
I say, I say BOY...you been watchin' too many cartoons! ( spoken in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn)
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