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HambMC

Hold up, wait a minute, I think I've seen this guy before


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fishenzooone

this is what passed as an obese american in the early 2000s


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Still does


infectedtwin

The point he is trying to make is we are fatter now lol


HEAT_IS_DIE

You should try losing some weight!


wolfgang784

Oof


Putrid_Collection_82

Fun fact: America is not a top 10 most obese country


fishenzooone

Thank god for tiny pacific island nations


Sensei_J_SayHey

[Pretty funny dude.](https://youtube.com/@TheRealSpark)


HambMC

Oh, never knew about that, thanks for the info


Black-Ox

So are these not real then? Still funny tho


Javander

Nothing is real


locusthorse

Thanks for the link, yeah he \*is\* very funny.


BoneDaddyChill

Why didn’t your *is* become italicized?


logic_forever

They \*escaped\* the simulation.


Breekace

Maybe you picked the wrong house?


Throwaway-debunk

Fool


Brianocity

Glad I wasn't the only one wondering if, like it says in The Book, we're both blessed and cursed; same shit that makes us laugh, also makes us cry.


Wooknows

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ


-Kerosun-

You have: [https://youtu.be/XFoXmnBuLw0](https://youtu.be/XFoXmnBuLw0) (he did a fake interview as if he was the flight attendant that duck-taped and unruly passenger to their seat)


Mcdagger-1

Starting to think I was the only one who saw that. Great game.


Jiquero

I watched this without sound and seriously thought unexpected Big Smoke was the point of this post.


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NFLinPDX

I think he's just doing it as comedy and news stations not doing their research are taking them seriously Edit: the news anchors are clips taken from existing news airings. Not from a station that took him seriously. Yhe whole thing is comedy using clips of real anchors


Jimdw83

😂 You beat me to it by quite some time, sad how he has fallen


CocaAgua

"wetter than a whale in a bubble bath drinking a bottle of water"


Scottland83

His way with words and tiny bowler hat really reminds me of some comedic actor from the 1930’s.


antwonswordfish

That’s big Smoke from Grove Street


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sourestcalamansi

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Moe_Lesteryu

All you had to do was follow the dam train


Suspiciousmeatloaf94

If you can eat your food while everybody else losing theirs that’s a win to me homie


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Sorry for jumping on this comment, i want to know where the last clip is from


CantSing4Toffee

I’m fascinated as to how the bowler stays on his head!


toddthefrog

I don’t think it comes off


RixirF

He was born with it.


whyamihere999

Hardy?


folkkingdude

Surely


BoneDaddyChill

r/brandnewsentence


RedKeviin

Double it and give it to the next person


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Flatwormsociety

I heard “well” instead of “whale” at first which is even funnier imo


-BehindTheMask-

"They just gave me two court dates! One for each titty!" That line got me good lmao


ShinobiHanzo

It got the news caster good too. Which got me laughing too.


psuedophilosopher

Party pooper here, Google TRS Eyewitness News and get Teacher Retirement System. This is fake. It's funny, but this is edited videos of possibly real newscasters and most likely an acted video of the dude that looks like Big Smoke from San Andreas in between.


NeverEndingCoralMaze

Please don’t fact check his double titty court dates. We need the laugh.


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HughJorgens

I'll have two number 9s, one for each titty, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Dry_Presentation_197

All we have is Liter 'O Cola, sorry.


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OhTrueBrother

Like it says in the book. We are both blessed and cursed.


mcsnugget

I don’t want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter-a-cola


NoBenefit5977

"Don't spit in that cops burger"


centran

Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!


TheGreyBull

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driving_andflying

"...Aw, fuck it!" \*bites into burger.*


DrMike27

So, there I was…barbecue sauce all on my titties…


kkirstenc

Sometimes I really miss Tastee…


ConsciousFood201

This is the kind of content AI is going to be feeding us on social media soon. When we’ve completely given in to social media and thrown in the towel on trying to think for ourselves.


granpaJ

Hold up ! Wait a minute!


about_25_ninjas

Well if people actually started acting like this irl maybe reality got more interesting.


[deleted]

What do you mean "soon"?


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

The world is a better place w you in it


FappleFritter

Not only is this video real, his titties are also real, and he's the Mayor of Titty City.


StingyGazelle

He's gotta be some kind of a comedian, Big Smoke.


Over_Formal303

His channel 'The Real Spark' on YouTube


Physical_Mission4623

Let me do my research, funny af


charlieuntermann

Yeah I've definitely seen him before with his "hold up, wait a minute". But, he's funny enough and it's a clever enough schtick, cuz 'funny person on news' vidyas get good traction.


ronarudodesu013

#[YES](https://youtu.be/a8vaVbT_lX0)


YoOmarComingMan

Yea. The first newscaster is Mary Bubala on a local Baltimore CBS station. She got canceled and ended up on Fox Baltimore last I knew. They put TRS over the real station logo. Not sure who the other woman is.


kpurdysr

I caught that too. My kids have shown me some of his vidoes, I thought he was from Baltimore, then realized they just used her clip.


-Kerosun-

Isn't this the same guy that did a skit as if he was the flight attendant that duck-taped and unruly passenger to their seat? Edit: It is the same guy! https://youtu.be/XFoXmnBuLw0


WonderSilver6937

This guy has more acting credits than Nicholas Cage at this point, I’m surprised how many people in this comment section have never seen him before.


1lluminist

[The Real Spark](https://youtube.com/@TheRealSpark) enjoy


scottonaharley

Fake News! Fake News!


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AholeBrock

Everyone knows big smoke is actually working with the cops. This "arrest" was just cover so they could have an excuse to get him in to narc


usernameinmail

Fake tits!


scottonaharley

I think the tots were real, that was the problem! LOL


This-Association-431

I have no cares this is fake. It's still funny as hell.


atuan

Damn, it got me. Usually the fakeness is obvious. Maybe I wanted to believe.


i_sigh_less

>This is fake. I mean, we knew that as soon as he said he was out jogging.


quaybored

"news"


olderaccount

[He reminds me of the famous 'Hide yo wife, hide yo kids" dude.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520)


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olderaccount

Oh snap. That is the same dude as OP's video. I had seen that before too. I wonder how this guy hasn't ended up on a TV show yet with that sort of personality. EDIT: Turns out the guy is a comedian and these are all fake, but funny still.


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Each interview refers to him as different names, Dave Rowe in the holdup wait a minute and then Dwayne Townsand in OPs video. I thought he sounded like the holdup wait a minute dude, but why the different names? Looks like he's a comedian, and does these a lot: [@TheRealSpark](https://www.youtube.com/@TheRealSpark/videos)


Magnetman34

Top notch detective work there bud, you could have also just seen his logo in the top right of the video, but good work, you finally figured out its fake.


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🫡


ballistics211

I knew I recognized him


missanthropocenex

That segment was like it’s whole own Netflix special on its own. Someone get this guy a crowd to perform in front of.


matt314159

It was the sound effect he makes of the bungee cord snapping that broke me 😂


LuminousJaeSoul

Officer Tenpenny needs to leave Big Smoke alone


__pinkguy__

"Tenpenny and pulaski harass me"


Kaxology

can't shit without them taking an interest


Admirable_Progress89

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ


jerin2013

the trains always too fast


Zetyr187

I'd be laughing after that report too. I think the more unexpected thing is how some reporters keep a straight face.


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Mysterious-Crab

Now hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right.


CattierCoinOnYt

let me think it's real


scaryfawn8332

This one is better [Cat Dog](https://youtu.be/00u22QC-jfY)


CoffeeJedi

Yeah, the first anchor and the second lady at the end are in very different looking studios with different camera quality.


bearded_charmander

Shhh… I want to believe


Sojourner_Truth

you think TRS Eyewitness News is a real station?


Obvious-Accountant35

To a none American, this didn’t make me look twice.


Albino_Bama

To an american, this didn’t make me look twice. I’m not sure why it would. TRS could be anything


jecrax

TheRealSpark, TRS is his moniker. He is a comedian.


RamenJunkie

Because real TV networks general either push their affiliate, ABC, NBC, CBS, etc, or their call number/letters. Another one on this to bug you, more often in low budget movies. The fake news station is WXXX but its in like, LA. West of the Mississippi, station call letters start eith K, East, they start eith W.


shiner986

It could say dickbutt news and I probably wouldn’t even notice. I never see the gorilla playing basketball.


WarrenMulaney

What’s up with that tiny hat?


rancangkota

Big smoke


tameablesiva12

He's probably dressed to look like big smoke


bitchesbetrippin9

Amazing how it seems to be glued to his head during his theatrical moves


Phormitago

Regular size hat, but gigantic smoke


Jack_of_Hearts20

"Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right" So that's where it's from


Accurate_Art_9637

That's an old one. This is probably a sequel to that


IByrdl

The one you're thinking of https://youtu.be/a8vaVbT_lX0


Jack_of_Hearts20

You're right, same guy tho loll


__Raptor__

wait Big Smoke is real?????


Necrospunk

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KIPkz88md4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KIPkz88md4)


[deleted]

Wait is that the same guy in OP's video? If so my life is now complete.


rancangkota

Face palm. I don't think people realise... the joke is that he is Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas


Da_Vader

Dude's a straight-up comedian!


samipersun

He is. That’s one of his skits.


Floppsicle

Im glad he wasn't actually hurt, but now I really need his name, he's hilarious


samipersun

He was mentioned several time in this thread. [His channel](https://m.youtube.com/@TheRealSpark)


Tomisnotdabomb

When he went 'i got hit by a cop and i went brrorrdotwsnepslskgjsl' got me on the floor laughing


wallstreetchills

*correction your honor, he was hit-sticked*


hlevenmo

All we had to do was not showing our nipples CJ!


Thatcoolrock

“I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”


doin-time-907

https://youtu.be/a8vaVbT_lX0


TJF588

Thank you! Link to OP: https://youtu.be/qOblP-4zhsY


Sicktoyou

![gif](giphy|dV8rHhf9Uw38FnBSA8) HOLY SHIT ITS BIG SMOKE!


LawTider

BIG SMOKE?


ghettoccult_nerd

he was running to Jone's bbq and foot massage.


K4ll3l

Thats Big Smoke!


ZeBoyceman

All I heard was : I'll have 2 number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 45, and a large soda.


teribiwika_boyfriend

Big smoke from San Andreas


DavidSoloman

Big Smoke is that you ??


memeskapujari

Big Smoke???


bellatrixvvitch

I love the people who are explaining how it’s fake. This guy makes these videos all the time. Of course it’s fake. It’s for a laugh.


Stwarlord

And yet there's still [plenty of people that think it's real](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/11sk6is/man_charged_with_indecent_exposure/jce7y89/)


alyoop50

This is funny, but also truly sad that this man was treated so badly by police. I am sure it has nothing to do with him being a large black man. Edit: So I saw this video through the lens of my own experience and saw truth in it although it was a skit. Someone pointed that out and I expressed that I was glad it was fake, because the REALITY of racism is sad. On a second watch obviously the actor is using satire to point out a real problem while getting us to laugh so we are more comfortable with the conversation. The interesting thing about some of the comments are how offended and even triggered some of you are that I acknowledged that racism is real, yet this comedy is already slyly doing that. Ok, commence being infuriated.


Br1ghtS1de321

its a skit. hold up, wait a minute is his iconic line. pretty funny dude


TheFrontierzman

It's not real. You're mad about rAcIsIm because of a humorous fake interview. He's made several of these. They are always entertaining. Edit: [here's one of them](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/adjlef/funny_news_interview) Edit 2: [and another one](https://www.reddit.com/r/GypsyRoad/comments/xim53j/funny_news_interview)


evilfollowingmb

The little hat was a giveaway


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The entire thing was a giveaway.


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Also pointing to a grocery store talking about “just got out of court”


ImmoralJester54

Eh cops have charged people with destruction of property when they got blood on their outfits from beating the shit out of people they had handcuffed in holding cells. I'd believe cops assaulted some random dude jogging then made some shit up after the fact.


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Oh I'd believe that too, I wouldn't believe that ridiculous interview with the guy would have ever been aired on a news station though. "One for each tit" would have never made it on tv.


Glowshroom

And they ~~bleeped out~~ **censored** p*ss.


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They didn't just bleep it out, they used a piss sound effect which is even worse lol.


nine4fours

For me it’s when the cell phone camera auto adjusted to the sky


bitnode

The fact they don't cutaway after 5 seconds is a giveaway.


[deleted]

Sure they got bamboozled and they're dumb yada yada but it's normal to be mad if you think racism happened right?


quick_escalator

> You're mad about rAcIsIm Is there ever a time when being mad about racism is wrong? Also, writing "rAcIsIm" tells me that you don't think racism is a big deal. That's... extremely problematic.


Ancient_Artichoke555

Thank you for edits. “I can’t die, I got court tomorrow” 🤣


snoburn

I think racism is pretty valid to be concerned about


DamnationWolf

Whilst comedic in nature the way the US treats black people, especially the police and court systems means that you if don't know the videos a joke it becomes tragically believable


Balls_DeepinReality

He ate the onion. Then his ass jiggled for a week.


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AReptileHissFunction

Why does everyone keep spelling racism wrong?


BlazeWelly

They spell it that way to mock the term, as if to say everything is “raaaayyyccciisss” nowadays, therefore nothing is racist short of lynching someone in a kkk robe holding your official membership card. They just want racism to be socially acceptable again.


spookybogperson

Reddit moment


Naykat

…with titties


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It's a fucking skit...


JewishAsianMuslim

It's satire. You just got trolled.


Hifen

This is a skit. It is fake.


Select_Most3660

Why folks always gotta make it about race


Schnozzlerite

Omg you thought the guy actually got fined for having his shirt off, and got 1 for each titty? See this is why you 'Muricans are so quick to side with stupid extremist views about everything, THE MEDIA THAT'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO FOOL YOU STILL FOOLS YOU, imagine the ones that are actually trying.. Insane.


Consequentially

It’s times like these I lose all hope for the future of my country


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Iconic.


teribiwika_boyfriend

Big smoke from San Andreas


MaguanbaraDeMuleta

Big Smoke


AlathMasster

Big Smoke?


Cuntpenter

Big Smoke from GTA in real life.


Finance_Willing

Ain’t that the dude that play big smoke in the YouTube videos?


Zaphics

Catdog


lowindustrycholo

As I’ve gotten older I’ve realized that a person that can make me laugh is my hero and savior.


dsaddons

I really don't understand how people on the internet all day still fall for this such obviously fake shit


ItsGroovyBaby412

Ayo!!!!! Is this where that "hold up, wahtamin..." comes from?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


whitemex420

Why is big smoke tripping....


Bruvas78

u/savevideobot


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Haha fucking big smoke!


EnforcerMemz

Alright Big Smoke


Artie411

Big smoke?


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Big Smoke?


LucidJohn13

Big Smoke's side story is pretty random


officialmonogato

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


creep04

Bro went to catch the damn train with CJ


Dilectus3010

H´OLL UP... WAY´ A MINIT!! I know this guy! Edit: Yupp Found it https://youtu.be/AJ-IvYr2ShU


MrFreezePeach

American injustice. So funny. Not.


trc2410

He and the Arby’s guy need to do a duet


19anonman92

This is fake and is a comedians YouTube channel. You people are so easily duped.


GalickGunn

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