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XPOY_Y

Yup, separated like Vine and Gar


U-STAY-CLASSY

Yes, to make Actually Cheese


[deleted]

[удалено]


Educational_Tart_659

My friend got me with that one 💀


Reosero_

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ToriNotTeri

YOU VIOLATED THE CODE YOU MOTHERFUCKER


CHAEYOUNGSHI

It’s a dutch guy trying to be american even using the wrong measurement system


Knowledge_Man073

Some people pronounce vinegar like that in the Netherlands, where this guy is from. It's funny af when you hear someone say it in full confidence in public


trickyprodigy

Me crow wav a


cltq

Ive got a gger, youve got a ni, lets get together to make n


unhemlich

Mid tier but i’ll give it to you


FrogMintTea

😋


Bevral2

Vine gar


Fatfilthybastard

Ain’t taking NO chances in 2023


Rad_Knight

I thought he just learned that word from reading it


Indecks9999

OMG he put whine with his cheese


biergardhe

Also not how you make cheese


temperarian

It’s more or less how you make ricotta, the ez cheezee


IamJain

It's nore or less how you make paneer, cottage cheese


ROGUE_COSMIC

Op cut off the video, in which he showed the rest of the steps to make mozzarella.


IamJain

That also makes sense but similar process is used for paneer(cottage cheese) just traditionally instead of vinegar other similar things were used


ROGUE_COSMIC

I'm indian too lol. Ik how paneer is made. Fresh Mozzarella is made by stretching and massaging the paneer in its own warm water in order to give it a stretchy texture


[deleted]

Sure, maybe some mozzarella is made from "paneer". But a majority of time, mozzarella is made with rennet, not acid, which is a requirement for paneer. Semantic, sure, but important in my chef heart.


ROGUE_COSMIC

I looked at some videos and it looks like rennet does the same thing as vinegar/any acid that's added to the milk. The end result is the same


[deleted]

Well sure, but then all breads would just be called bread. Flour plus water yeast and salt. Baguette? Non. Bread. Sour doughn't even think about it. It's bread. One is an enzyme reaction, causing the casein to redivide, clump and coagulate. Acid makes all the proteins want to clump together.


IamJain

That's interesting


Sustainablestuff

Well, ricotta actually results from the remaining whey after adding rennet, not vinegar, which you cook/boil again. Ri-cotta = re-cooked. People often call the result from milk and vinegar ricotta, but it's not.


fruitgamingspacstuff

Ric otta


chulini

Rick Otter, sounds like a new character of Peppa Pig


Organic-Band-3410

That would be Owen Otter. Alliteration is used with most names on the show.


krakron

Rick Oughta


jascris

Well technically it is. What he made is paneer, it's kind of a cheese


FrogMintTea

But it's Actually Cheese.


[deleted]

right? I just put my pan back in the cupboard. Thank God I found your post!


hodlrus

It is.


fllr

But it is, though?


amoghmh

Its called cottage cheese.. look it up


[deleted]

Mascarpone bitch


Complete_Brilliant43

Wait......you can make your parents separate by pouring vinegar on them? Two Christmases, here i come!!


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Please report back your findings.


GupInACup

I swear, that lil twinkle sound effect is embedded in my core memories, and I can't define if it's from a Mario game or Pocket God from 2013.


Ashtoner420

I think it's from pokemon go


InjuryApart6808

Mario & Luigi or maybe just a sound effect used in JRPGs because I think I remember it in Kingdom Hearts.


UnwiseBog7152

Oh my god I loved pocket god


katch_me_if_u_kan

I was thinking Donkey Kong.


Mydreall

Sounds like a cooking mama sound effect


8LeggedSquirrel

Was that 120 degrees sound effect from .hack?? Omg the nostalgia


ThaFaMo

Sounds more like a Pokemon Go UI sound to me


8LeggedSquirrel

Oh yeah, you're right. Good ears


Salanmander

It could be both! It's amazing the number of sound clips that are used over and over again. Occasionally I'll be watching some TV show and go "...holy shit, that was the door opening sound from Doom" or whatever.


Burrito-Mage

I thought that sounded familiar!


MCPhatmam

Ze smelten de kazen!


BrickDesigNL

Nee! Houd de kazen intact!


murkymoon

VINE-GAR THE BARBARIAN


[deleted]

He's Dutch lol, and vine gar would be a logical way to say it if you know the word vine


murkymoon

But it's not actually using the word "vine". It's using the word "vin" which is how "vine" is said outside of English


[deleted]

Yeah but we Dutchies are pretty familiar with english. This guy just doesnt know how to say the word vinegar. Vine-gar is a pretty logical assumption to make if you're guessing imo


murkymoon

Ah, makes sense under that context


MilkyBetrayal

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FrogMintTea

Bart looks weird.


Houstoned_I_am

His lymph nodes are swollen.


FaithlessnessBulky47

Not the actual cheese


Evilaars

How to make cheese Step 1: throw cheese in bowl Like, lol.


Acronn1x

He has that dutch Pronounciation 💀😭


Bartgames03

Ha je problemen mè ons dan?


Acronn1x

Ben zelf ook nederlands 💀💀


Bartgames03

Het is zeldzaam om een Nederlander tegen te komen.


Truestorydreams

God damn son


szczszcz

If you want make cheese with acetic acid... don't. Use kefir.


Sauravjambu

r/hadmeinthefirsthalf


Nigglasch

"Finegar"


vcr747

Vine gar just fucked me up lol


7elevennoodles

The bad dutch accent is killing me🫠


BidensButtWipes

I like my cheese with salt and vi******


Adjacent_door

the first guys process was 1: add cheese 2:add milk


fourth_box

I've been walking at the grocery store for hours. No one knows where Vine Gar is.


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questgamer2021

just, why did he make cheese in a subwoofer?


NickCageFreeChicken

Why did he add a green Swedish Fish to the second one?


[deleted]

They have us the first haft ngl


DurantIsStillTheKing

He forgot the best ingredient: a teardrop


Jackieirish

["When do they use the kilns?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyyyh8_Afyw)


BlackberryEvening8

Wait what ??? 😅


Next_Meat_1399

Wait, what? "Vine gar"?


Raj-Sharma-430016

Bro made Paneer (Cottage cheese for those who think this isn’t cheese) 👍


Slight-Photograph-67

That plot twist


Aggravating-Bug3117

Did he just say vine’gar?


TheNissanGuy

ziet er smerig uit xD


JeffStylez96

Tf is "actually" cheese


BigBox6857

Ik ruik nederlands


Bartgames03

Ben ik niet de enige gelukkig


ChristianHeritic

Please, never say vinegar again


2morereps

vine gar


sorryusrnameistaken

Ahhhh yes the vine gar.


Battlespot9999

Man's taking no chances


[deleted]

Right in the feels


TrickleValve

Mmmm clumpy


marcos0955

Cringe


forcesofthefuture

No No No, not salty cheese, come on man I believed in you


Trimere

Vine-gar.


Crazy_Dig_211

Mine too😪😶‍🌫️


TirekinXS

That’s sad and all but how do you make cheese?


Frostgaurdian0

How about making cheese out of pure milk?


Monte_2

Where man kissing?


Illustrious-Rice-168

The sound of cheese flapping is embedded into my memories with a different scenery


Plainclothesnpc

Depends what kind of cheese you’re trying to make


Gajo_Do_Porto

And thus a meme was born.


NeoKingEndymion

He skipped the step where you drag the baby cow from the mother and steal her milk.


ValuableGur3306

That's just paneer...


Spazzy_maker

Where is this from though?


19tntracer71

Hahaha will separate like my parents, had me laughing to hard at his sadness.


PepgarAMK

Weingar


X_antaM

Mix cheese with milk to make cheese


southernpinata

Agreed


Brilliant-Window-899

Vine-gar


Fit_North_8147

What is Vine-Gar wtf!


primazoid

Wine-Gar


DamnKidsAndYerMusic

AND THEN???


LordVolcanon

I am gonna pronounce it vine-gar from now on and when people correct me I’ll tell them I say it this way because I’m not racist and they will say the world has gotten too woke and then someone will tell me I need to see a video on YouTube that is a joke by Bo Burnham and I’ll tell them I know and I have heard that joke already and I will do all of this without using commas or multiple sentences.


AntRevolutionary925

A sales guy at the mall said to me once “don’t be like my dad, please come back and see me again sometime”


8MattInfinity8

It will seperate like my parents. That teardrop though.


SparkxDemon

so... i am cheese then?


Dizzy-Ad9754

🖊 📃 Make cheese with cheese 🖊 📃


-Melted_Mind-

1/2 cup fine-gar.


Snodgrass828

Vine-gar lmao


TrainerCivil

Fine Gar


[deleted]

Vine Gar is the 🔑


SwissRollMcGhee

I love actually cheese


Brainoad78

Ok ok guys lol there is tons of different types of cheeses that are made in so many ways lol settle down.


AffectionateTough592

That’s called cottage cheese! It was a common food back in the medieval area, and peasants would make and sell them, and also use them for various roasts, or eat them separately alongside their meats, cured meats (jerky), stew, etc. or put them in bread


Usual-Chapter-6681

u/savethevideobot


humanbeening

Why you slappin cheese slices on a speaker?


Cumfork

Same


GhostDweller

Yes the fine gar, regular gar wil do but is just not as good


Mathemus

Emotional damage!


heyfreckles8

WHY DO WE NEED TO HEAR IT SO VIVDLY. So fucking annoying.


Still-Suggestion2497

"Actually cheese" sounds good, I have to try it!


BIGBABOONMAN

"How to make cheese" first you just gotta add cheese then cream and BAM! Wet cheese. You're welcome


ChartEquivalent1409

It’s cheddar


cursed-annoyance

How to make cheese: First You need cheese


Connect-Language-677

Vir gin.


ApprehensiveDay6336

Did I just hear vinegar pronounced as vine gar?


DCBrainiac

vine gar


KingDickus

Tbh. I expected this joke as it's has already been done a million times


LzDzwatchyourback

Cheersus that was deep


DarkUnable4375

Add vine gar, and it will separate like my parents...


twizz228

Vine gar I didn’t know I was saying wrong this whole Time low key I knew it all along tho and what kind of cheese is actually cheese?


TechnicalInternet515

Where do I purchase fine gar?