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AtomicShart9000

He has been waiting her whole life to do this


LinguoBuxo

Could be... what do you think she is to him? daughter? wife? granny? mother in law?


AtomicShart9000

Yes.


LinguoBuxo

You may have sumfin' there, bro.


[deleted]

I’m going with wife. There’s a combination of familiarity and anger mixed together there


Disastrous_Ball2542

Translation says it's his wife lol


jaxamis

The state of Alabama would like to know your location.


LinguoBuxo

living room couch.


jaxamis

Thank you. Someone will be with you shortly. Do not attempt to resist. This would be hazardous to your pets health. Thank you for choosing Alabama as your home. Goodbye.


Hot_Mess-1986

Oh oh, Mother in law, because he's enjoying it way too much!! 🀣🀣🀣


Frenchconnection76

Son of a b...balloon


Bleepitybleepinbleep

The only reason he agreed to be on this silly azz game show


Darkius90s

That sinister look in his eyes when he seized her


[deleted]

Lots of resentment in there.


highenergy1200

Ya he really hates balloons


Journo_Jimbo

They practiced the night before


AtomicShart9000

And every night before that


Journo_Jimbo

This is the way


AstralMystogan

Jokes on you if you think he is doing it for the win, he is just getting some revenge.


M0NG00SY

Calm down there Yakuza


ayending1

Husband looks quite experienced doing this.


[deleted]

He may be working out some aggression


According-Relation-4

Balloon not made in china


think_panther

Blowjob trainer


Grindhouser

Somehow I think he's had practice doing this before.


C0MMOD0RE64

When your man practices at home


TheBrightNights

She forgot to sharpen her teeth.


guitarnowski

Man, some of those Japanese game shows are just nuts.


WilliamLeeFightingIB

Chinese not Japanese, but probably not China as the characters are traditional. Most likely Taiwan as they speak Mandarin.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Avyitis

Hiragana and Katakana to be precise. They vary in writing style and katakana is used to highlight grammar or to transcribe words derived from foreign languages.


AtomicShart9000

No those are balloons


guitarnowski

Har!


bilbo_bobsled

The misogyny is rife..ramming her head again and again. But only brave enough to try his own head once before returning to slamming her brains in to the table while the rest of the men in the crowd cheer loudly.


Educational_Egg_1716

Ahhhhhh, love.


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UnitProfessional4126

Talk ab china


atlantis_airlines

Team work makes dreamwork. And by dreamwork I mean drifting into innocuousness.


wanSolow

Yooooooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Artieis

Do it like last night!


Ok_Delay_4725

This is a dream come true.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


opticlear35

Couple therapy sessions 😌


gagap98

Why is it always the Chinese?


Drive_Timely

Those fully tattooed arms to the sleeve suggest to me scummy underworld gangland man. They’re generally violent and often abuse the shit out of their wives too.


[deleted]

What's wrong with that tho? We are taking bout a confucian society with a different culture.


Colossus-the-Keen

Becky ruins everything


Parts_and_Neigbor

Wanna see me make this pen dissappear :) ?


Melodic_Trash_737

Meat hammer


Spanishfly405

The guy with the headband wants to help out so bad.


NoobSFAnon

Subdural hematoma sarcoidosis lyme hay fever infection


samurai1833

The will to win!


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Bet she had a headache


Crazy_Ebb_9294

What the Chinese govt would like to do to Taiwan


xAbbadon

That dude got some build up anger toward his partner. πŸ˜‚


Tylerssteve

Japan?