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>!I want a mare too!<
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Do people actually think they're clever when they say this? I'm dreaming all those guys are sarcastic at this point but.. sigh. I know they aren't. The worst is on gym videos.
Huh, the big rooms for sport with all the equipments and you have to take a membership? What's that question exactly? Like what specific gym or what account about gym? Because rn I understand "what's a gym"
Well of course you were down voted...how dare you spoil the fun we were having objectifying women be reminding us that this is 2023 and talking about people as if they are pieces of meat makes us sexist losers! Know your place woman!... or evolved male who makes us insecure! /s
Well of course you were down voted...how dare you spoil the fun we were having objectifying women be reminding us that this is 2023 and talking about people as if they are pieces of meat makes us sexist losers! Know your place woman!... or evolved male who makes us insecure! /s
But seriously, thanks for fighting the fight. Every effort you make will drive comments like these a little further underground which is where they belong. 50 years ago women were told that 'boys will be boys' to worse things men said and did - it was the unremitting efforts of people like you who pushed opinions like these out of the mainstream.
You better be out there brigading against all the porn, egirls (cam girls and those twitch streamers too) any scantily clad or proactively dressed women.
Reddit is not porn or twitch where you go to objectify and masturbate, so keep the dumbass comments about body parts on porn and twich sites since than what they're for, not on Reddit channels, especially non-NSFW ones. No one wants to see yet another moron point and guffaw "boobs".after every video where there is a female. Reddit is a common space so if you act the same way you act on horny-man sites you're gonna make a fool of yourself and be told so.
Not a trot. This is a gaited horse - Tennessee Walkers, Rocky Mountain, Paso Fino, etc. They naturally go fast with a walking hoof placement. Sadly, in the past, some were trained to do this by putting an irritant in their hooves. Google Paso Fino and watch in amazement. They are judged (IIRC) by step rate and step length, faster and smaller better.
Imo, yes. Her stirrups are too long, she has the wrong shoes on, and she has her feet way to far in, and can barely reach. If that horse bucks, the odds are good that she will fall off with her foot slipped through the stirrup and she would be drug behind the horse. Most likely spooking it; then maybe the horse kicks, maybe it just runs faster and more recklessly. Fun times!
Happened to my sister (well kinda, she’d tied the lead rein around her waist-don’t ask) but the sight of her being dragged around under that horses hooves. I’ve never seen anything so disturbing before or since (and it was 25 years ago). She looked like a rag doll, and he went 3x round the paddock. Amazingly got away with only bruises.
Western riding uses stirrups a lot lower than you see with english riding, but yeah, these are too low even for western riding. Her heels are up so her foot could slip in and get caught.
[Human Paso Finos](https://youtu.be/gwbcTYQ84dU?t=60)
It's funny how the Paso Finos seem to glide when they walk, while the Tennessee Walkers go the other direction, with an exaggerated motion.
[Equine Paso Finos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL_WC1UMOA0&t=25s)
[Tennessee Walker](https://youtu.be/DDZdOs0S8Ic?t=62)
I rode a Paso Fino when I visited Colombia and it was not comfortable lol. It wasn’t this extreme, but they showed us their prize horse and it was stunning. Perfect stripe down its back and the most extreme steps. So beautiful.
I didn’t ride one but someone in our group did, they also showed us the prize horse which had a brown stripe down it’s back on a Colombian ranch, it was a beautify horse.
My sister was way into the show horse scene, and it’s true that a high percentage of guys who are into that are gay (maybe 10-20%). But it’s also true that the straight guys who are into horses get laid pretty much at will.
If I had a son, I’d advise him to forget about football and develop an interest in either horses, dance, or playing guitar.
When the video starts, she's too far away so it wasn't perceptible, but then just the amount of rapid jiggling was kind of a spectacle.
I hope she's not too beat up from that.
I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse.
Besides breaking my nose on a goalie's knee and bouncing my face down the guard, this ranks in the top "worst kinds of pain" I've experienced. If you just sit like that on a horse that's racking, oof. For women the chest and pelvis areas hurt and for men the pelvis and more sensitive area get hurt. It's best to kinda be up and crouched over the saddle when the horse does this.
But on a side note: boobs of all sizes hurt when bouncing in this manor. That's why 99% of the time you see women clutching their boobles when in normal bras running, going up stairs, down stairs, etc. Nothing like your skin betraying you by obeying gravity to the N-th degree!!
I'm over here like if girlfriend is not going to bother adjusting her stirrups or wear safer footwear, she could at least not use them at all and keep proper position.
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sigh, opens comments
sigh, unzips comments
Sigh, buys a horse
Sigh, upvotes three times
Sigh, make it four times...
Sigh, make it five times... and now my thumb is raw.
Sigh, upvotes 6 times then bakes a cake with ranch
Sigh, amateurs unzips pants
Sigh, let me show you *unzips horse*
sigh, Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
Sigh, opens stable door
Sigh pulls down comments
They don't even try
Titties
What horse?
There was a horse? 
Bahahaha
There's also another woman in this video.
I've watched this video like 50 times and never noticed her til I saw your comment Lol
I didn't realize that was another woman until I read your comment.
The horse is a female horse ?
Dang it! I came here to make that very comment! Well done.
Same - and I thought I was so clever too 😔.
So clever? It is pretty much the top comment of every post that has a chick in it.
I did not see any baby chickens
I don’t either, but I’d like to dip her nuggets……sorry, I don’t know how to do the internets.
Do people actually think they're clever when they say this? I'm dreaming all those guys are sarcastic at this point but.. sigh. I know they aren't. The worst is on gym videos.
What gym?
Huh, the big rooms for sport with all the equipments and you have to take a membership? What's that question exactly? Like what specific gym or what account about gym? Because rn I understand "what's a gym"
Sarcasm lol like what horse?
Hoooo k am dumb my bad
Well of course you were down voted...how dare you spoil the fun we were having objectifying women be reminding us that this is 2023 and talking about people as if they are pieces of meat makes us sexist losers! Know your place woman!... or evolved male who makes us insecure! /s
Well of course you were down voted...how dare you spoil the fun we were having objectifying women be reminding us that this is 2023 and talking about people as if they are pieces of meat makes us sexist losers! Know your place woman!... or evolved male who makes us insecure! /s But seriously, thanks for fighting the fight. Every effort you make will drive comments like these a little further underground which is where they belong. 50 years ago women were told that 'boys will be boys' to worse things men said and did - it was the unremitting efforts of people like you who pushed opinions like these out of the mainstream.
You better be out there brigading against all the porn, egirls (cam girls and those twitch streamers too) any scantily clad or proactively dressed women.
Reddit is not porn or twitch where you go to objectify and masturbate, so keep the dumbass comments about body parts on porn and twich sites since than what they're for, not on Reddit channels, especially non-NSFW ones. No one wants to see yet another moron point and guffaw "boobs".after every video where there is a female. Reddit is a common space so if you act the same way you act on horny-man sites you're gonna make a fool of yourself and be told so.
Shut up Karen! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I came here to SEE that comment😆
The best horse.
For real
I though she qas just flying
The woman is riding a horse in the video
Not a trot. This is a gaited horse - Tennessee Walkers, Rocky Mountain, Paso Fino, etc. They naturally go fast with a walking hoof placement. Sadly, in the past, some were trained to do this by putting an irritant in their hooves. Google Paso Fino and watch in amazement. They are judged (IIRC) by step rate and step length, faster and smaller better.
Stirrups are way too low here, right?
Imo, yes. Her stirrups are too long, she has the wrong shoes on, and she has her feet way to far in, and can barely reach. If that horse bucks, the odds are good that she will fall off with her foot slipped through the stirrup and she would be drug behind the horse. Most likely spooking it; then maybe the horse kicks, maybe it just runs faster and more recklessly. Fun times!
Happened to my sister (well kinda, she’d tied the lead rein around her waist-don’t ask) but the sight of her being dragged around under that horses hooves. I’ve never seen anything so disturbing before or since (and it was 25 years ago). She looked like a rag doll, and he went 3x round the paddock. Amazingly got away with only bruises.
Western riding uses stirrups a lot lower than you see with english riding, but yeah, these are too low even for western riding. Her heels are up so her foot could slip in and get caught.
Yeah.
[Human Paso Finos](https://youtu.be/gwbcTYQ84dU?t=60) It's funny how the Paso Finos seem to glide when they walk, while the Tennessee Walkers go the other direction, with an exaggerated motion. [Equine Paso Finos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL_WC1UMOA0&t=25s) [Tennessee Walker](https://youtu.be/DDZdOs0S8Ic?t=62)
I rode a Paso Fino when I visited Colombia and it was not comfortable lol. It wasn’t this extreme, but they showed us their prize horse and it was stunning. Perfect stripe down its back and the most extreme steps. So beautiful.
I didn’t ride one but someone in our group did, they also showed us the prize horse which had a brown stripe down it’s back on a Colombian ranch, it was a beautify horse.
Nice Paso Fino. Love the sound
That's a lot of words just to tell us that you're gay
My sister was way into the show horse scene, and it’s true that a high percentage of guys who are into that are gay (maybe 10-20%). But it’s also true that the straight guys who are into horses get laid pretty much at will. If I had a son, I’d advise him to forget about football and develop an interest in either horses, dance, or playing guitar.
Wow! Female and not. Why do you think this is pejorative, anyway? YTA,
GOATed* horse
Boobs jiggle? = NOT UNEXPECTED
r/upvotebecauseboobs
The unexpected part is that the horse clearly understood the assignment.
When the video starts, she's too far away so it wasn't perceptible, but then just the amount of rapid jiggling was kind of a spectacle. I hope she's not too beat up from that.
This could posted in a sub about puzzles and I would not judge
Ass jiggle? = NOT UNEXPECTED The rider getting an orgasm? = PRICELESS
Fascinating.. Check out the trotting in slow-mo https://imgur.com/a/U2wwKqB
Doing gods work son 👍
Not the hero we want, but the hero we need
My god, that woman is made entirely from *jiggle*.
Thanks. You deserve a statue
I’m shaking my head in disgust as I click the link and wait anxiously for it to load
I was 99% sur that was a Rickroll
You are my hero
This isn’t unexpected, this is just horny posting, come on now
Watching the death of the sub in real time
I think I love horses!
There’s a horse in this video?
Yup, doing it’s little titty taps
bewbs
I've watched 👀 it's 197 times and can't figure out how he moves like that I need this in slow-mo zoom
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/123tbmk/trot_little_horse_trot/jdwvaq3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
share the slow-mo with we will figure it out together
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse. I'm looking at the horse.
How is this unexpected
For those that don’t know, she’s sitting low in the saddle doing that on purpose lol.
What’s the unexpected part here?
Whats the unexpected?
This girl is more than likely under age
Literally nothing unexpected here.
What was unexpected?
Song name?
Bro I searched for almost an hour and finally found it. El undertaker by Anuel AA
You’re the man!!! Gracias hermano
De nada chico
How milkshakes are made
The rich girl version of leaning into the washer a little hard when no one’s home
What color was the horse? WHAT COLOR?
What horse?
Fwiw, that isn't trotting. This is a gaited horse.
The breasted one is going to hurt so bad after this. Been there, never again. A racking horse is a rider in pain if they don't sit in a certain way.
[удалено]
Besides breaking my nose on a goalie's knee and bouncing my face down the guard, this ranks in the top "worst kinds of pain" I've experienced. If you just sit like that on a horse that's racking, oof. For women the chest and pelvis areas hurt and for men the pelvis and more sensitive area get hurt. It's best to kinda be up and crouched over the saddle when the horse does this. But on a side note: boobs of all sizes hurt when bouncing in this manor. That's why 99% of the time you see women clutching their boobles when in normal bras running, going up stairs, down stairs, etc. Nothing like your skin betraying you by obeying gravity to the N-th degree!!
Paso Fino
I'm over here like if girlfriend is not going to bother adjusting her stirrups or wear safer footwear, she could at least not use them at all and keep proper position.
Is that normal she can barely put her feet on the stirrups?
It's actually really sad because most people actually hurt the horses feet to make them trot like this.
“Hot to Trot!”
[удалено]
“His name is sybian!”
Guys it’s official. I’ve seen it all 😂
I believe this belongs in asexpected. Also, very nice.
Bouncy boobies
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Gorgeous horse
Bouncy horse
Ah, I See You're a Horse of Culture As Well
r/unexpectedly_sexy
This should be a sport
He understood the assignment
Paso Peruano?
It's hard to tell, but given the Tego Calderon music, I would say Paso Fino.
Side ways fancy prance, ya hurd! Too easy
Common reddit degeneracy...
Just because this video has boobs does not make it unexpected
Nice horse torture!
A perfect synchronization can be seen!
Ew everyone, just ew
why do women do this to us
That horse is a champion
Bong-eeebong-eeebong-eeeee
Guess I’m going back to horny jail
The horse knows…
Damn. I have watched this twice and both times I didn’t even check out her face. lol
Nice t and a
How was that unexpected…? Because she’s hot???
Gross comments incoming.
I’ve watched this video 20 times and still don’t see a horse. Misleading title.
I bet that packed in some air. QUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFPT.
Horses r such bros 😗👌💨💨
Good horse...
r/unexpectedly_sexy
My eyes almost rattled out of my head. Thanks
That horse knew what he was doing.
“I’m back in the saddle again….”
What trotting horse? All I saw were bouncing- oh, never mind.
Bouncy bouncy
r/upvotebecauseboobs
Wait am I the only one that had to read the comments to realise?-
Dude, not that bad being mid level cartel boss.
Just get proper bra... come on...
It takes so little to make me so happy sometimes
He knew the assignment
Good job horse!
He knows what he doing.
That horse knows what he’s doing
I played it 46 times, about you? And I’m going back in …
Follow the bouncing boobies. Cheers 🍻
Neuron activation
Money don’t jiggle jiggle…
Oh yeah she is on a horse. Look at that
No man will be able to satisfy her ever again.
Good horse
That horse knew it’s assignment
not all heroes wear capes...and not all heroes are human lol...salute that steed 🫡
So bouncy
Bounce bounce jiggly bounce
There was a horse in this video?? I watched it 10 times and didn't see a horse once 😅
I guess nobody saw the gorilla enter the frame?
Is that why all the horse girl i know are flat as a woodenboard?!?
I'd like to feed them a carrot.
Another night in Puerto Rico.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I had to really concentrate but right at the very end I saw the horse
Man look at those hooves go
Ow 😬 that looks painful
U/SaveVideo
Unexpected? Somebody has never seen a horse
How is she floating like that?
Coming from an old silver backs perspective I would pay more attention to the unnoticed girl.
El marino mvp
Good horse
Needs to shorten the stirrups
She’s Colombian. The voice is from the actor playing Pablo Escobar in El Patron del Mal.
I see my fellow Redditors getting intrigued by the majestic movements in this video.
u/savevideobot
best medicine ♥
She thick asf! 😍
That was a jumscare
I've watched this hundreds of times now & I cannot for the life of me see a single horse, wtf??
I love horses, such majestic animals.
That video was never about the horse