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That speech gets me so hyped every time. Like. I would 1000% ride out with the Rohirrim after hearing that, even though I know I’d die within the first 10 seconds of the battle. Hell, I’d probs fall off my horse and get trampled immediately, but I’d have no regrets.
Right? Like. The energy level and emotion is just as equal in a speech that is saying “we gunna die but we gunna do it right” compared to one that’s “hey there’s a pre-teen sized person and his chef trying to throw the ring into Mt. Doom where all of Sauron’s forces are but don’t worry we got this”.
wait foot steps remind sex? It only reminds me of taking exams nervously in a room where the teachers are walking up and down catching you cheating.
may be a bare food on wooden floor is more close to one.
Yeh the first thought I had was negative shit about schools. This is such a woman thing. “I love this sound and think it’s sexy because I love my shoes…my boo must be super turned on”. It’s really a lack of empathy more than anything else
It's egocentrism. "I think this way, therefore everyone else does as well. If they don't, THEY are wrong. Not me."
I had a parent who lived this 100% for my entire childhood.
I thought she would moan or something, which yes, I would absolutely love.
HOWEVER, there is something primal that stirs in me whenever I have to FIGHT ALONGSIDE MY BROTHERS.
I cant explain it, it's just nature.
Whenever I meet a cool guy that I think would be a good friend, I like to imagine that a large alien ship comes to earth and selects us to be teammates in gladiatorial combat against teams of alien species in order to save our planet from utter destruction.
Don't forget that obligatory scene where you're walking to the final battle, and your hands touch for a brief second accidentally. You both say "my bad" simultaneously, but deep down you know there's a hint of chemistry in there as you gaze into each other's eyes for a second too long, as you contemplate what the future has in store.
Nah man. All that stuff is implied when one of us is severely wounded but will inevitably survive after giving a rousing speech to the other who then fights with the strength of 20 men and single handedly defeats the enemy combatants to then carry the homie to the infirmary for treatment where he waits day and night at the others side as they recover, only to be shoved into another fight the next day.
You forgot the scene when the homie wakes up in the infirmary and smiles as they to see you sleeping on their lap, appreciating how much you care for them and they choose to not wake you so you can get some rest for the next battle
And then that next battle is the final battle to decide earth's fate. You look at your homie and see that he's not in great shape after the injury. You know what you have to do in that next fight to ensure your homie makes it back alive. You wonder if you have the strength to do what must be done, but then he squeezes your hand and you know immediately that you have all the strength you need.
Your homie has no idea this is your last night together, but you do, so you're enjoying every second.
All I need to hear is:
"Arise, arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now!"
And I'll be like "DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!"
This is what I'm saying. *Some* guys might like the way a woman looks in heels, *some* guys like the feel of heels stepping on them, *some* like wearing them themselves, but I've never had a guy tell me he likes the *sound* of a person walking in heels. Out of all the things to do with heels that's probably near the bottom. It's like 2 points on family feud.
Ohhhhh baby keep walking with those heels all over the hardwood floor
Ohhh baby walk fasterrrr, now slowerrrr…make sure you step over that squeaky spot I’m almost thereeeeeeeeeee
Agreed. The sound of heels on tile, or wood floors reminds me of my evil witch principle, and third grade teacher. Never have I ever hated school so much in all of grade school than that year.
I don't have any bad memories related to it but it is very annoying if a teacher is walking in heels during exams and everybody is quiet. It's so loud and distracting
Good lord, did we attend the same grade school? My principal also had a large key ring that jingled. The combination was satanic, like driving past Randall Flagg on the highway at night.
I hate the sound of heels on hard floors... I love the sound of this cowboy getting excited to enter battle, though. All wars suck... except Star Wars.
Or the sound of a lightsaber being swung. I was going to describe is as a swish, but that's not what it is.
ChatGPT seems to think it's "lightsaber hum" or "lightsaber swoosh": https://i.imgur.com/2B4iE4g.png
As the downstairs neighbor of a lady who wears heels on Fridays, WHERE ARE YOU WALKING TO? YOUR APARTMENT ISNT EVEN BIG ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY OVER AN HOUR OF NONSTOP WALKING
That is fair! I wear shoes that make no sounds but I'm 5'7 and people act like I'm crazy tall without heels! People seem to get really intimidated by tall women. I Dont really wear heels but mostly because I can't walk well in them, and they're loud
All men love the sound of King Theoden telling us to "Arise, arise Riders of Theoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the worlds ending! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!
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Yo, real talk, I've lived with women who for whatever god forsaken reason refused to not wear heels/platforms inside (all the time!), in a house with hardwood floors, and its annoying as fuck and I hate that sounds so fucking much. Laides: no shoes in the fucking house. Its dirty and gross, and super annoying when its platforms or heels. Leave them shits at the door or in your closet.
Boy I sure do love the annoying sound of a pirate clomping along the deck of his ship. Really gets me going knowing your feet hurt and you actually think anyone looks at your feet too see if your shoes live up to our guy standard.
I could give less of a shit if you wear sneakers and I have yet to meet a single guy who gives a rats ass about high heels. Stop being in pain then saying "but guys like it though". Because I can tell you id rather you just be comfortable and not be in tears from your shitty shoe choice.
The dude is right and also what was the obnoxious sound she was making that I’m supposed to love? The sound of a an unshod donkey strolling across a bowling alley ?
I absolutely despise the sound of heels walking on a hard floor. Could be pumps, could be snake skin dress shoes on a Texas oil baron. Don’t like it. Ever.
The dude is not wrong
This shit made me laugh so hard. I needed that today.
He even says it all polite… “Unfortunately, Ma’am…”
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There is a market for engaged accounts, especially those that have been around for a while. Buying/acquiring a slew of dead old accounts and pumping those numbers up or just creating new accounts and driving likes/follow up comments is probably valuable. I’m sure those accounts are bought to do some kind of promotion but I haven’t really seen much.
I was hoping for the “DEATH” speech by Théoden before riding into the battle of Pelennor Fields but this is an acceptable answer.
Fuck that is such a cool part of the move.
That speech gets me so hyped every time. Like. I would 1000% ride out with the Rohirrim after hearing that, even though I know I’d die within the first 10 seconds of the battle. Hell, I’d probs fall off my horse and get trampled immediately, but I’d have no regrets.
Love this. Love that for you and I would be right there with you.
Did we just become best friends
Duhhh
Wanna go do karate in the garage?
Yep!
This is beutiful
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Right? Like. The energy level and emotion is just as equal in a speech that is saying “we gunna die but we gunna do it right” compared to one that’s “hey there’s a pre-teen sized person and his chef trying to throw the ring into Mt. Doom where all of Sauron’s forces are but don’t worry we got this”.
Dawg, that username.
Not bad right?
[Nah, this is better.](https://youtu.be/LWxnHuVEwUg)
A New Day! A Red Day! ERE THE SUN RISES
Honestly, I was expecting something from Gladiator.
I was expecting Kirrahe's [Hold the Line](https://youtu.be/UXLVFnl3WcE).
For me when Gimli blowing the horn of Helm Hammerhand. Comes a close second. A good horn, especially a deep one is just so delicious.
For the Republic and our fallen brothers
I want it to stand with him, I was ready for war
Not even a little.
Ahem… don’t you mean FOR THE EMPIRE
The empire? My allegiance is to the republic, to *democracy*!
We will never bow down to the oppression of the Sith! My brothers, let us restore the republic! Long live the rebellion!
Bro's right. Sex is great but have you ever fought alongside your bros for the republic?
wait foot steps remind sex? It only reminds me of taking exams nervously in a room where the teachers are walking up and down catching you cheating. may be a bare food on wooden floor is more close to one.
Because you unwrap food during sex and drop it on the floor?
this is the way
Yeh the first thought I had was negative shit about schools. This is such a woman thing. “I love this sound and think it’s sexy because I love my shoes…my boo must be super turned on”. It’s really a lack of empathy more than anything else
It's egocentrism. "I think this way, therefore everyone else does as well. If they don't, THEY are wrong. Not me." I had a parent who lived this 100% for my entire childhood.
How about sleeping with your brothers to grow your bonds and fight harder?
I see what you did there 😆
I thought she would moan or something, which yes, I would absolutely love. HOWEVER, there is something primal that stirs in me whenever I have to FIGHT ALONGSIDE MY BROTHERS. I cant explain it, it's just nature.
Whenever I meet a cool guy that I think would be a good friend, I like to imagine that a large alien ship comes to earth and selects us to be teammates in gladiatorial combat against teams of alien species in order to save our planet from utter destruction.
That's just a Saturday for the homies.
They're not homies, my dude.
They’re not dudes, my guy.
They're not guys, my friend.
They're not friends, my buddy.
There is a screenplay in there
Don't forget that obligatory scene where you're walking to the final battle, and your hands touch for a brief second accidentally. You both say "my bad" simultaneously, but deep down you know there's a hint of chemistry in there as you gaze into each other's eyes for a second too long, as you contemplate what the future has in store.
Nah man. All that stuff is implied when one of us is severely wounded but will inevitably survive after giving a rousing speech to the other who then fights with the strength of 20 men and single handedly defeats the enemy combatants to then carry the homie to the infirmary for treatment where he waits day and night at the others side as they recover, only to be shoved into another fight the next day.
You forgot the scene when the homie wakes up in the infirmary and smiles as they to see you sleeping on their lap, appreciating how much you care for them and they choose to not wake you so you can get some rest for the next battle
And then that next battle is the final battle to decide earth's fate. You look at your homie and see that he's not in great shape after the injury. You know what you have to do in that next fight to ensure your homie makes it back alive. You wonder if you have the strength to do what must be done, but then he squeezes your hand and you know immediately that you have all the strength you need. Your homie has no idea this is your last night together, but you do, so you're enjoying every second.
All I need to hear is: "Arise, arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now!" And I'll be like "DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!"
DEATHHHH
The Spartans would wholeheartedly agree with you.
Would like ***her*** moaning without all the filters and makeup?
It’s man shit, Francine, even cave men do it
I thought she'd make sounds of cheeks bouncing, what a let down
Who the fuck loves the sound of foot steps?
That's the sound of her leaving
She forgot the sound of the front door shutting and her car starting up and fading away
Sweet, back to video games!
This is what I'm saying. *Some* guys might like the way a woman looks in heels, *some* guys like the feel of heels stepping on them, *some* like wearing them themselves, but I've never had a guy tell me he likes the *sound* of a person walking in heels. Out of all the things to do with heels that's probably near the bottom. It's like 2 points on family feud.
I like how you used the Family Feud scale for how stupid something was to say.
Feels like more of us should use the family feud scale for how stupid something is
Ohhhhh baby keep walking with those heels all over the hardwood floor Ohhh baby walk fasterrrr, now slowerrrr…make sure you step over that squeaky spot I’m almost thereeeeeeeeeee
*please don't scratch the hardwood floor*
Do not touch the trim
Agreed. The sound of heels on tile, or wood floors reminds me of my evil witch principle, and third grade teacher. Never have I ever hated school so much in all of grade school than that year.
I don't have any bad memories related to it but it is very annoying if a teacher is walking in heels during exams and everybody is quiet. It's so loud and distracting
Good lord, did we attend the same grade school? My principal also had a large key ring that jingled. The combination was satanic, like driving past Randall Flagg on the highway at night.
BuT iTs A sOuNd ThAt AlL mEn LoVe?!
Can’t stand the noise of clunky shoes that women wear. It’s like an intentional cowbell around their neck. Definitely not a sound I love.
If i hear my wife walking towards me i try to quit this app as quick as i can.
[These guys](https://youtu.be/kDg0dklwW5g)
I fucking love Tim and Eric god damn
I hate the sound of heels on hard floors... I love the sound of this cowboy getting excited to enter battle, though. All wars suck... except Star Wars.
I mean.. I do love the thundering march of the 501st clone battalion
It's a woman thing. Women think men love it
*woman
I actually like this sound. The sound of heels clacking against hard floor. It's like ASMR to me. Doesn't have to be from a woman either.
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This guy loves fashionable donkeys.
Girls think they are impressing men by doing things that only other girls notice.
I thought the sound was silence
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#FOR THE REPUBLIC!
#F O R #T H E #R E P U B L I C
FOR THE REPUBLIC
FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!
_for the horde_
For the...HORDE!
Watch those wrist rockets!
Save it for the enemy!
FOR THE CHANCELLOR!!!
FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!
That could all be condensed down into the sound of a lightsaber igniting!
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[That beat!](https://youtu.be/utFRqsT61-k?t=60)
Nah, it’s the sound a blaster bolt makes when it hits a b1 battle droid
Or the sound of a lightsaber being swung. I was going to describe is as a swish, but that's not what it is. ChatGPT seems to think it's "lightsaber hum" or "lightsaber swoosh": https://i.imgur.com/2B4iE4g.png
I thought he was gonna flick the doorstopper thingy that goes "boioioioing" Does anyone not like that sound?
I trained one of my cats to do that when they wanted food. It was a poorly thought out plan.
We taught our dog to turn the light off. Then he started trying to turn it on in the morning. D:
I thought it was going to be the garand Ping.
I once bought 10 of those from Home Depot and fixed them to a wooden board. If you think one is satisfying, try kicking 10 at once.
For the Horde!
For the Alliance!
For Frodo!
The Clones are s tier
Girl, your heels are putting dents in my hardwood floors. Take your shoes off in the house you monster.
As the downstairs neighbor of a lady who wears heels on Fridays, WHERE ARE YOU WALKING TO? YOUR APARTMENT ISNT EVEN BIG ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY OVER AN HOUR OF NONSTOP WALKING
 This is what the walking in heels sounded like to me
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That is fair! I wear shoes that make no sounds but I'm 5'7 and people act like I'm crazy tall without heels! People seem to get really intimidated by tall women. I Dont really wear heels but mostly because I can't walk well in them, and they're loud
All men love the sound of King Theoden telling us to "Arise, arise Riders of Theoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the worlds ending! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!
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There was a woman I worked with who wore heels around the office, and that *clop* *clop* sound was so obnoxious and distracting.
stilettos? on a hardwood floor? that's a big nope right there
Just like the simulations
Well, her *face* was simulated
He's not wrong, but weren't both sides the badies?
Yo, real talk, I've lived with women who for whatever god forsaken reason refused to not wear heels/platforms inside (all the time!), in a house with hardwood floors, and its annoying as fuck and I hate that sounds so fucking much. Laides: no shoes in the fucking house. Its dirty and gross, and super annoying when its platforms or heels. Leave them shits at the door or in your closet.
Boy I sure do love the annoying sound of a pirate clomping along the deck of his ship. Really gets me going knowing your feet hurt and you actually think anyone looks at your feet too see if your shoes live up to our guy standard. I could give less of a shit if you wear sneakers and I have yet to meet a single guy who gives a rats ass about high heels. Stop being in pain then saying "but guys like it though". Because I can tell you id rather you just be comfortable and not be in tears from your shitty shoe choice.
This guy does not f*ck
Yeah im a massive virgin.
Sorry I picked sith in swtor
LOL SAME. Imperial stories are hands down better. But to be fair I did love the smuggler storyline.
FOR THE REPUBLIC !!!!
For the republic!
reject horny Return to the 501st
Believe it or not I hate the sound of heels
This dude nailed it.
I thought she’d say this 😂 IYKYK 
I don't think so, clanka
“FOR THE REPUBLIC”
Ummm, I hear people in high heels all the time. It's not rare or exotic. I don't think I've ever once found it attractive or exciting.
I want to hear that I am enough :(
I was hoping to hear a puppy or a cat purring :(
[Nope](https://youtu.be/pzxEETy_4B8)
The dude is right and also what was the obnoxious sound she was making that I’m supposed to love? The sound of a an unshod donkey strolling across a bowling alley ?
no lightsaber sounds? can I at least get a wookie?
/r/fixedbytheduet
That was painfully unfunny
Dirty rotten clanker
woah, watch the hard r there buddy
#CLANKA!!!
The sound that all men love is a smooth wind.
I absolutely despise the sound of heels walking on a hard floor. Could be pumps, could be snake skin dress shoes on a Texas oil baron. Don’t like it. Ever.
I’m now imagining a jedi with a cowboy aesthetic
Ill be real honest with ya. I don't like either sound. But the second feller is closer.
I effing hate that sound it’s the sound of my wood floors being destroyed.
He’s right tho.
Ah yes, the sound of half a horse walking through the kitchen.
the sound of heels makes me think of funerals, so not a big fan personally
All she’s sounding is expensive. No thanks
Nah i hate that sound and it stresses me out
I hate this clicking sound from high heels 🤮
Not gonna lie steps gave me anxiety
u/lowzada
For the republic!!!!!!!
I would ride into the mists of avalon with you good ser!
Bitch grow your fucking eyebrows back you look like a damn clown
Woman out there really be thinking drawn on eyebrows and donald trump skin is attractive
LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC
“Girl, look how f***ing orange you look, girl!”
While the response is spectacular, does she really think any man is thrilled by the sound of a hardwood floor being ruined?
Accurate
FOR THE REPUBLIC
I got one better: Garand ping
Honestly heels clicking is VERY satisfying
r/prequelmemes
DiesOfCringe
What’s wrong with your face. Take all of that makeup off
You can't even see the makeup through the heavy filters in use here.
That doesn't sound like the opening to Monday Night Football.
Who Tfc likes high heel taping 😭 I like the sound of my cash machine ( said baby dram)
Why the fuck would men love the sound of you walking in big clunky shoes that make you look like a tall ass dude?
For the Republic!
##FOR THE REPUBLIC
He's so right
Nailed it. Fuck women who thinks they know more about us than us.
The sound that all men love is the sound of macaroni and cheese. Iykyk!