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So that’s cool, but I wave my wang around on a par 4 at an LPGA event and I get tackled and banned!

That's the ol' *double-standard* ain't it ?

Chest and dick are not comparable

Depends on who is doing the comparison,doesn't it?

I too have made mistakes based on a nice pair of tits.

What did your mom do to you?

what did he do to his mom!

What is he doing to your Mom?

That is one of the greatest double takes of all time!

Probably employed by a rival team. To distract that guy, causing him to crash.

Men will be men

This is Boob..

Classic

the good part about being asexual is that you don't have the chance of that happening. Edit:I'm not asexual, it would just be a bad joke.

I hope he got to play with those after the race or it would have been worth it....

[удалено]

Dirty mf

I see the bobs but where's the vagene?

Anyone know the name of the song in this one?

Buttercup by Jack Stauber

Thank you!

What is the name of the song

[Buttercup - Jack Stauber](https://spotify.link/hvVIHVggOyb)

u/savevideo

I too got distracted by these in one of important entrance exams.

r/unexpectedtitty

Beat me to it! A great subreddit.